As a Turkish person I wonder why Indians and Bharat lives rent free inside White people's head
>>522128918Indians and blacks are just fun to make fun of.
>>522128974Indians laid the foundation of modern western civilisation, there is nothing to make fun of about Indians.
>>522129056No.>be Indian on the internet >be me >post about how India invented everything >zero? we made it >aeroplanes? ancient vimanas mate >internet? vedas predicted broadband >plastic surgery? Sushruta was doing rhinoplasties while Brits were still painting themselves blue >quantum physics? upanishads had Heisenberg rattled >democracy? mahajanapadas were proper parliamentary before Greeks even had a word for it >someone asks for source >it’s in the Vedas innit >meanwhile street’s got more cows than a Devon farm and people shitting in the open >still type “we wuz kangz of science n shiet” >NASA apparently runs on Sanskrit chants >Elon secretly has Gita on his dashboard >some lad says “your GDP per capita is two grand” >ratio him with “we had 70% of world GDP in 1700 before you lot nicked it” >ignore that we were 600 warring princely states begging the British to sort us out >still brag about hygiene while bathing in the Ganges next to a floating corpse >ancient Indians had nukes (Brahmastra) >proof is one pixelated WhatsApp forward from uncleji >get called out >“you’re just jealous innit” >clock off from call centre after scamming a nan in Leeds >feel superior anyway >India superpower by 2020 (it’s 2025) >mfw we invented the future but still queue for the same three working loos in the colony
Establishing a "Great Fecalwall" in India could serve as a protective measure for Americans against the rising tide of fecaloid scams emanating from regions such as Maharashtra and Gujarat, where sophisticated fraud operations flourish. Much like China's Great Firewall, which effectively shields its citizens from foreign influence and online threats, a similar "Great Fecalwall" initiative in India could significantly curtail the flow of deceptive practices targeting vulnerable American seniors and other at-risk populations. Ultimately, this initiative could enhance economic stability by protecting American consumers from financial exploitation while encouraging the development of domestic industries within India that prioritize ethical flushing practices. In this way, a strategic "Great Fecalwall" serves a dual purpose: containing the threat of scams abroad while fostering a more responsible digital economy at home.
>>522128974remember to take your antidepressants, my white friends, I care about you
>>522128918Saaaaaaaaaaaaaar. Wui was Turkish 'n sheeeit.
KARA BOGA!
>>522129056Counterpoint:
>>522128918>walk into someone's house and shit on their carpet>"what the fuck why did you just shit on my carpet?">"haha I live in your head rent free"
>>522128918The fuck is a Bharat?
>>522132249>Submissive pajeet bussy destroyed by bwc (big white clap)
>>522128918300 izzat points redeemed to your account saar