Explain to me as if I were an American why I can't do this
>>522129619>Explain to me as if I were an American whyjews, man
This webm is reversed
>>522129619You haven't stolen the power of 10 Jinn with your arsehole.
>>522129798So he floating in reverse?
>>522129619only british people can fly
>>522129619ez just need one of these
>>522129619you are not strong enough to lift yourself with one hand
>>522129619you're pushing down with your feet just as if not more than your are pulling up with your hand.
>zoomers discovering troll physics Time is a flat circle
Man I miss troll science
>>5221296191. You're not strong enough to lift your body weight with one hand2. You don't have good enough balance to not fall over
>>522129619>if I were an Americanbecause you're fat
>>522129619it was patched out in the orange box source engine update
>>522129619because of sleepy joe biden
>>522130660Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional!
>>522130660damn boomers
>>522129810Jewish obsession with nigger dick never ceases to amuse.Guess it's all the blacked.com shit you make.
>>522130778They are just crowding round him.kek
>>522129619If you were an American, you could afford your own hoverboard.
>>522130751i'm actually a zoomer (but an early one)
>>522129619The Elohim only gave the chosen royal caste, aka white people, magic genes.
+Izzat thread
>>522129619What are you talking about? You can do this yourself, try it.
>>522129619You used to be able to do that but they patched that glitch.
>>522129619Because you are weak
>>522129619>rest of world:You would be trying to lift your weight plus that of the entire world.>U.S libYou can't because you're white. Only blacks have the superior musculature to achieve flight >U.S RepYou can do it, don't believe the science.
>>522129619You need to train more
>>522129619problem? with magnets .jpg
>>522129619You can't do this yet because you haven't bought my book and training course that will teach you how.
>>522129619You can indeed do it that's how I commute to work every day
>>522129888Oh Nancy. You burned yourself! Of course the superpan is hot. It is not magic. That's why you shouldn't listen to crowds and you shouldn't listen to pans
Did you even try it?
>>522129619You're spanish needing an explanation though. Are you retarded? It's not even funny cause of how retarded it is. Stop using our language retard.
>All forces have an equal and opposite reaction force. There is no reaction force in this situation
>>522129902Anal bead bracelet?
>>522129619Self sustained flight is an affront to Israel
>>522129619Because you're too heavy.
>>522129619>Source_2004.webm>CreationEngine.webm
>>522129619>He doesn't know
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