Humiliation ritual
>>522132148>post any random picture >humiliation ritual Laziest meme in history. A zoomer must have invented it.
>>522132254YEP,,back in the "glory days" we would say the cake is a lie and EVERYONE would laugh out of respect...not anymore..its all mean evil pointless crap
>>522132148holly molly! are we back to the 90s? last time people complain seabelts was like 1992-1995.In the 90s you could smoke in public transport and in the 90s teachers were allowed to smoke in classrom along with students or at least in hall.
>>522132148It saved my life a week ago.
>>522132148The "cuck belt" as we call it here.
>>522132148You haven't even heard of Ungarische Autobahn Inkasso.Mr. Lobmayer cucks hundreds of thousands of cattle-minded Germans every year, and their politicians and the ADAC approve, encourage and applaud it.
>>522132467And age of consent was 13 in Spain.
>>522132148It's only a humiliation ritual if you're that obese you can't get the belt around you.
It should be legally required for children to wear seatbelts. I don't want them dying because their parents are stupid. If caught their parents should go to jail for child endangermentAdults though? I hope natural selection kills them. I love seeing stupid people die, especially when they're proud of being dumb and ignorant lolLike all those people posting how they're anti-vax then their families posting they died from covid in 2020 LMAOOOOO
>>522132619Especially since it's mostly conservatives and boomers who would die. They'd be so proud to die tooLet's let them die. Remove yourself from the gene pool please
>>522132148i knew a paramedic who told me that seatbelt wearers were prioritized over those who didn't wear seatbelts.
Fuck seatbelts fuck airbagsI want cars to go back to being death traps again so maybe people will take driving seriously.
>>522132618I quote your police officials>Someone slowing down, staring, shouting - even if it's not always criminal >We want to manage that risk earlySo in the year of 2025, your police wants to manage potentially illegal eye movements early.Is there another step on the ladder of totalitarianism? If so, it eludes me.
>>522132619>>522132665>t. long COVID survivor, 5x booster recipient, and double masked award recipient for with special honors for wearing masks while driving solo in Su aru hatchback
>>522132148it was a gift from volvo to humanity in good times so it got mandated in bad times.
>>522132148aren't you driving fast enough that you'd want to be bucked up?...
>>522132942None of those things - single jab and normal car lolBut I didn't die of covid like my best friend's dad who was always posting about not wearing masks. Dude died in the hospital alone late at night without his family aroundNatural selection
>>522132942Better not wear that seatbelt to own the libs
>>522133027>>522133036Not the issue. If the vax would have been mostly sterilizing, I could have understood a requirement for medical facilities and supermarkets, alternative single room markup and hand disinfection + spit muzzle.But it wasn't, and that was very likely from the beginning given the incubation took only a few days, and it was clear since mid 2021, when the Singapore airport study showed easy transmission in the vaccinated. The mandates bullshit dragged on another 10 months or so.
>>522132542We call it a seat belt. It doesn't restrict movement, you're not even aware of it when driving and it can save your life. That being said, adults should be free to choose whether not not to use their seat belt. Those sitting in the back seats should get consent from those in front. And young children should be required to wear them, if for no other reason than to prevent BAMES from cramming 8 niglets into the back seat. Either they should scam enough gibs to buy a people carrier or walk.
>>522132148Humiliation ritual
>>522132590Yeah and then was 16 and then it was 18.
>>522132148I'm old enough to remember pre seat belt cars THAT DIDN'T HAVE SAFETY GLASS.Yep get into an accident go through the windshield. There was a big one right in front of my elementary school when I was in grade 1, 1958. Fucker got out of his car and splish! totally drenched in blood from head to toe, bright red arterial blood flashing like a fucking neon sign in front of our little eyes bugging out. The principal set off the end of lunch buzzer ten minutes early and the teachers rushed out into the playground to shepherd us back inside.My mother had a friend who had scars on her face from breaking the glass windshield on her car.And Princess Diana would have lived if she'd worn her seat belt. So would Dodi and the driver. The bodyguard in the front seat had his seat belt on and he lived. Diana was in the back seat and she didn't.
>>522132619The pandemic has me viewing it totally different. And many people who would discuss this probably don't even drive, desu. Seatbelts are the "put your mask on and stand 6 feet away" of driving. I only put one on w\ others in the car to avoid explaining the beeping.But even then, most travel is at relatively low speeds in which a seatbelt is pretty much a meme. You're not flying threw the windshield when some cunt hits you a 10 mph in a parking lot, or as you screech to a halt in a low speed rear ending. Highway travel is really the only "good" excuse to wear one. But even then, you're rolling the dice and are most likely not going to be involved in a major accident if you're driving like a responsible adult. Which is to say 10-20 above posted speed limit while keeping a good distance between yourself and other cars.
>>522132148>i just learned that modern cars make a weird beeping noise if you dont wear your seatbeltwtf this cant be real? zoomers are cocked, not cooked, they are cocked, i m telling you
>>522132148>GET LOCKED IN TIGHT IN THE KEK CAGE GOYIM WHEN THE SEAT BELT CUTS YOU IN HALF WE CAN HARVEST YOUR ORGANS EASIER!This is literally how the chud mind processes reality
>>522136154Chuds are hilarious to me. I understand why people find them annoying but they're harmless and only really hurting themselves so I don't mind.
>>522132334>I herd u lik mudkipz lulzMillenials unironically thought this was the most hilarious joke ever, no cap.
>>522134669Read the list of your 2026 legal cucking already? 45 incoming?We get the yuro, so our prices will quadruple in the next five years.
>>522132148This, fuck my life, if a car hits me I'm flying out the fucking window, head smashing into the glass!
I put seat belts in my car because car crash footage made being ejected look like a really embarrassing way to die.
>>522136017Kek this is standard since 2005 or so. Modern cars beep if you don't look straight ahead. And they have the speedo on a stupidly designed screen in the middle, and if you look at it, they beep. Not kidding.They record your driving and behavior and send the data to brokers who sell it to insurance and HR rating agencies. Again, not kidding, read the policies.People are such low t cattle, I can't even laugh about it, it's so pathetic.
>>522136593Every generation has their weaker jokes.>"I hate my wife.">- Baby Boomer
>>522132148You don't have to follow any rules if you drive on back country dirt roads. You can even get blackout drunk and drive around like a maniac in the wilderness. All laws are a social construct and are only enforceable if you value being a slave to them.
>>522136017>>522137579Seatbelt reminders have been a thing since the 70s
>>522132148Life is a humiliation ritual.
>>522132619You do understand that those children will grow up to be adults right? Why wait until some arbitrary measurement of time elapses before you wish them death as well? Why not be honest and say you just hate others and want them to suffer so you can feel superior. I say no person should be allowed to wear a seatbelt under threat of death child or elder, how about that fag boy?
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