A canadian army recruiter came to my door today. Something is going to happen this week i think, i have only ever got a call from a recruiter before. this time they showed up at my house
>>522134306Good. Young punks need to toughen up. The Ukraine ought to do it.
>>522134306It takes multiple months to train recruits.If something was anticipated to happen it would be months away you dumb fucking retard.
>>522134902Canadians need 6 months of pronoun training before they can head off to battle
What province are you in, if you don't mind me asking?
Kek dont like 1:12 end up withdrawing their application.
>>522134993Excuse me xyr, The standards are now a three second closed fist grip, pull-ups are a form of oppression.Service at every size!!!
>>522134306You didn't shoot him? faggot.
>>522134902canada doesnt have a military at all you stupid fucking nigger faggot fight me right now you wont pussy.
>>522134306Kindly tell them to fuck off and sent the jeets to go die.They would bother me every couple months during the GWOT when I was in my early 20s.
>>522134306Hope you bullied the glowie and called them names, only acceptable response to DnD personnel utilize your Charter Rights to mog on the retarded goofs.
>>522137138hmmm, if this happens again, i will open a beer and drink it a little before opening the door, making sure i think of exactly the right thing to say to them. Thanks for the fatherly advice anon
>>522134306There are several another signs. USA decided not to provide Ukraine with Tomahawk missiles. Which indicates that Israel will be needing those. Also Donald is pressuring Ukraine on peace terms heavily favoring Russia.It looks that some happening is bound to be happen in Iran.
>>522137138Just flat out tell them the only way you'd join is if they Reformed the Canadian Airborne Regiment and let you liberate Rhodesia.
>>522137204>he doesn't start stomping his foot and singing panzerlied. Anon, your wasting a perfect opportunity to fuck with them.My favorite thing to do is radicalize the vets at cabellas. Its fun, try it sometime.Smile and tell them "veterans are asking for more than we can give" and slide them a 20 or a 50.
>>522134306They're not meeting their goals and are desperate to do so because they need a raise. Nothings happening. It's just Christmas time and that officer is broke.
>>522137920going door to door isnt exactly that legal of a thing for businesses to do in this country. Apparently its sorta legally questionable for citizens to do their own surveys, like as in going door to door and asking people questions of your own. Businessess arnt allowed to do things like that in this country because its considered harassment, so, i almost need to bring that up but smugly while smoking a cigar with a brandy in hand
>>522138018yet the government threatens the population with fines and jail if they dont fill out invasive census papers or not do an shitty online questionnaire about the employment status of everyone in your house for 6 months.they simply demand you do this shit and back it up with threats. how about a bit of fucking positive incentive, you absolute fucking niggers?
>>522138279"Remember when they killed those two soldiers in Ottawa and the only thing you guys did about it was stop wearing your uniforms in public?"You'd fight for that?, lol.
>>522137040they still call me to come back and I always pretend I'm interested then troll the shit out of them
>>522138279Never doing a census.
>>522138279they can issue a fine to my corpsedon't care
>>522136831>three second closed fist gripLike you are able to wipe your ass for at least 3 seconds? What does this even mean?
>>522137614>slide them a 20 or a 50You just go around giving people $50 bills? How does that radicalize them? Wut?
>>522141801>walk up to a veteran.>qoute Justin Trudeau>hand them money.20% it ends in them seigeposting. 70% chance they go off about wanting to "not in Minecraft "Seriously, try it using that exact process, its hilarious.
>>522141728You hold your body weight for three seconds versus having to do 20 pullups.Check the female requirements vs the male ones, its hilarious
>>522144502>You hold your body weight for three secondsWhat is the military value in someone being able to hang on a pipe for 3 seconds? Why not just scrap the physical entirely and give everyone mobility scooters?
>>522134306Did you laugh in their faggot face and tell thrm to try the shitskins
>>522134993>>522134902As the Canadian military falls under federal jurisdiction they’re all forced to take Gender Based Analysis + (GBA+) training. Look it up. It’s pathetic.
