Might circumcise this pringles can with me zombie knife and metzitzah b'peh the whole fucking lot like I'm Peter Mandelson on Epstein islandNews:>How was this allowed? Fury as anti-Zionist mob targets St John’s Wood synagoguehttps://www.jewishnews.co.uk/communal-anger-after-pro-palestinian-protest-held-outside-st-johns-wood-synagogue/>Where music turned to murder. London must now witness 7 October: After 700,000 people worldwide visited the Nova Exhibition, its creators say the UK's capital urgently needs the same unfiltered truthhttps://www.jewishnews.co.uk/where-music-turned-to-murder-london-must-now-witness-7-october/>Israeli professor turns harassment into a lesson in wit and resilience: London-based Michael Ben-Gad tells free speech conference 'They put me in what they think is an IDF uniform, but it was an Air Force major’s uniform'https://www.jewishnews.co.uk/michael-ben-gad-israeli-professor-masterclass-humour-weapon-city-st-georges/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_QfX0SYCE8thought this would be handy for the damp lads
All rods lead to israel
Dear heavens, stinks in here
>>522153239Yeah anon went for a poo
Anyone else ever eaten too many pringles and got arse leakage
>>522153432>what people jokingly call "anal leakage">jokingly
corr it proper shambled out me bumhole like it was in the music video for thrilleronly took 2 wipes too, proper lush when number 2 is a smooth operation
>>522153840>Behavioural Insights Team
imagine the smell
>>522153432you get this when you eat an entire jar of pickled onions.
>>522153939must be nice
Imaceleb on in 10 mins lads
>>522154078obsessed freak
Why the fuck do the plebs all collectively forget how to cope for the Winter every year?>How do I heat my home! Reddit: get a dehumidifier x100.>Clickbait Mirror article about a "secret trick" to clearing frost from car window or internal condensation that doesn't mention the solution in the headline only to reveal it is a bag of hot water or silica gel bag in about the fourth paragraph.>Flu will overwhelm the NHS and kill you all.>THE GAS PRICE, THE GAS!>Travel chaos.>Some big panic about how we might not have enough grit.Old Charlie Brooker video but a goody "every variety of gritting depot": https://youtu.be/i_o-OBan8Fs
I thought ebuyers stock was looking a bit barren recently and this is whyGood riddance, fucking cunts. Used to be decent but proper went downhill in the last 10 years or so
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0edn15wjdjo>nignog gets arrested for murdering woman in london, gets instantly released>murders another woman few months later
>>522153859
>>522153432Do you people use Olestra? This was a huge cause of it.
Oh the leafs are having a Khalistan "referendum" that sounds stable and normal. I think one of their terrorists disciples goes to my gym.
>>522154279excuse the ebonics
>>522154329fuck martha stewart
>>522154269>The 40-year-old also faces charges of rape, grievous bodily harm (GBH) and non-fatal strangulation of another woman in January.Why not just hang him?
>>522154078ffs looks like bogdan
>>522154424because jewsevery opportunity to erode will not go unmissed
>>522154078Pooman facedox
>>522154424Similar story to New York. Why are the jews doing this?
Might get some curry goat for dinner tomorrow. I've heard it's well peng ting.
https://amzn.eu/d/8affMkDHighly recommend this kettle if anyone needs a new one, only £18
>>522154197i still can't get over Charlie Brooker shagging Konnie Huq, that could have been me
>>522154572didn't see many nigger rabbis when they busted the NY synagogue, you?
>>522154725It's not authentic if you don't shoplift it.
>>522154771do you fink she Huq Tuah'd on that thang?
>>522154725>Flavours of the WindrushChrist.
>>522154771Why would you want to shag Charlie Brooker?
>>522154878Mental how they don't consider this cultural appropriation.
>>522154871
>>522154771What's even funnier is how he engineered them meeting. Charlie decided to do a reality show parody on his show Screenwipe called Konnie's Great British Wee where shy pissers would piss in public and had Konnie Huq as its presenter.https://youtu.be/qTddBiNEPPw
>>522154269Everyone deserves a second chance, mate
>>522154871I have the feeling a supernatural intelligence made this post
Do British priests really?
>>522154878You didn't hear of Niggius, Duke of Birmingham at the battle of agincourt?
>>522155006We should do group watchalongs of his old new year screenwipe things. They're full of subversive lefty shite like HIGNFY.
gf keeps trying to talk to me and its doing me head in
>>522154878Saw this myself a few years ago, could barely contain my autism.
>>522155100Break her jaw. She'll learn her lesson and never try it again.
>>522155053bit obvious tbqh
>>522152949I hope there's no talk of fuckin humidifiers
>>522155053Kek. I bet his services were fun.
*dials 999*
Thread theme, sirshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90S5McP2i_U
>>522155053Not a bad strategy
https://xcancel.com/Osint613/status/1992989708293443849#m>Tony Blair Suddenly Turns Up in Ramallah>Tony Blair made an unexpected appearance in Ramallah today, drawing attention as Palestinian Authority Vice President Hussein Al-Sheikh hosted him alongside a senior U.S. representative. The meeting focused on the latest discussions about the “day after” framework for GazaCome on Hamas, do a cool thing
>>522155092Yeah i used to like Screenwipe but then Nigel Farage happened and I couldn't stand it.
>>522155202We were talking about dehumidifiers, lad. Why would anyone want to increase the humidity here?
>>522154743I don't think so mate
>>522155100My birds keeps coming in all cheery when I'm clearly sat here like a psychopath chain smoking. READ THE FUCKING ROOM BITCH, she is a little cutie though.
>>522155202Saw a lifehacker article about turning a pringles can in to a humidifier some years ago. Was very low wattage. Prob only good if you make 100 of them and daisy chain them together or summat
I'm under socialised and paranoid.
>>522154878They have never heard of the Picts and Celts ignorance isn't bliss, it's just ignorance
>>522155338Imagine the smell
>>522154209Used to get loads of decent stuff from there circa 2010-2014. Like you say, went proper downhill and it was always wogs turning up with stuff missing out the box or just not delivering it at all.
>>522155064I only remember the tales of Sir Artymis who stole a machete from a lady having a bath in the lake, it was a legendary weapon symbolic of his powerful ability to ignore consequences of actions and proof of his kangship.
>>522155349Your are right where you are meant to be
>>522154425Bogdan is a timid lil minge he wouldn't even come to the isle of wight cos he knew i'd spark him and stretch his arsehole out live on rumble
>>522154878No they haven't been. Birmingham used to be a manufacturing hub for the entire planet. Today it's a shithole. It makes almost nothing except scam artists. What went wrong. Migration killed it. It's no longer clever. It's crap.There's no reason why it can't be clever. Oh yes there is. It's called migration. If Birmingham was clever it would stop migration. Not happening it's a scam. Birmingham was a big huge agriculture city. Then it started making more and more stuff. Today it imports people. It makes nothing else except debt.If it was clever it would import materials to.make stuff again. That's far too clever, it just makes dumb people.
Gagging for a kebab, lads.
>>522155543More of Michelin star curry guy myself
There's a rodent in me kitchen ladsI don't want to get a trap to kill it and those 'humane' traps rip the skin off their feet which isn't my bag baby Cat rentals should be a business desu, at least if a cat kills it then it's nature
>you'd love if a black man broke into your house and spunked on your face, wouldn't you?
>>522154967All this mass migration is post-WW2. Everything else was the odd sailor in a port or the odd token person in an aristocratic court. But when BBC Bitesize look at a SYRIAN Roman soldier on Hadrian's Wall they pretend he looked like a Sub-Saharan black man. And they try and have it both ways by bigging up Windrush but then saying, "Oh actually we have deeper roots than that!"The BIGGEST lie was that Cheddar Gorge Man. We don't know what skin colour he had because the genes were not what they expected. All the New Scientist articles state this. But then they made a model where he was black so Afua Hirsch and others could go on Question Time and be like "All ancient Britons were black men, checkmate anti immigrant racists!">>522155092Old Screenwipe/Newswipe was pretty fun. Review of the Year became too corporate. His original Screenwipe show was a dead slot on BBC4 with him filming in part from his house. I liked the Adam Curtis shorts from Newswipe:https://youtu.be/O9FaIyc4vpUhttps://youtu.be/8moePxHpvokhttps://youtu.be/3UstNBrmJFchttps://youtu.be/87WqBDgc7wY
>>522155338What flavour pringles were they?Dose anyone know what this word is: M. T
racism is the white mans narcotic
>>522155622narcotics are the black man's narcotics
>>522155582Can't you just knife it?
>>522155582>rent a cat>it just squats and takes over your place
>>522155587>What if you were gay and exclusively attracted to blacks? Would you have sex with one then?
>>522155418Never actually operated a dehumidifier at me pad like. They're a load of codswallop and anyone lending dehumidifying succour is sending you to straight to the soul containment crystal
>>522155722It's too cute for that la, I want it to live just not in my kitchen >>522155737I used to have a cat when I was younger, would kill all birds and rodents that dare venture into its territory
>>522154269>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0edn15wjdjohttps://archive.fo/ImXc0still carries the name of his slaveholder
>have a shower and wash me knob so sex is nicer for me missus>call her up as I get on the bed ready>first thing she does is take a pissFucksake lads
>>522155593Why are they replanting a sycamore in sycamore gap? Because it's an invasive species? Explain.
Anyone having trouble with spiders, keep a bottle of this around, soak them with it and they keel over and die quickly.
>>522155851on your face?
>>522155851Did you want her to piss in the bed?
>>522155833It's a rodent, mate, if you don't send a message all it's little rodent mate will scurry in and set up shop. Gotta do the tough things in life sometimes or you end up like this country.
>>522155593>pause>https://youtu.be/O9FaIyc4vpU [Remove]>https://youtu.be/8moePxHpvok [Embed]>https://youtu.be/3UstNBrmJFc [Embed]>https://youtu.be/87WqBDgc7wY [Embed]
>>522155851Tell her taking a piss is a turn off, and not to do it again
>>522155961it's squirt it's not piss
>>522155286Labour still trying to push the alliance of muslims and jews under the protection of big daddy socialism?
>>522155951>Killing spidersAre you a woman or just a paki?
>>522155851Break her jaw. She won't do it again.
>>522155961Don't want a pissy fanneh lad
>>522155828They really do help though. I was renting a flat once that seemed to made out of sponge. At least a litre of a day of water was coming from the walls/air in that place. It was apparently like 70% humidity.My skin stopped getting rashes and I shifted colds way quicker when I started using one.
>>522155851If you're not licking her snizz then what's the issue?
>>522155951what the fuck problems do you suppose a spider can give you other than to remind you what a fucking queer you are
>>522155851go into the shower next time and have her piss on your face
>>522156091Not scared just don't like em
>>522155582Get a bucket, make a hinge trap that triggers when the rodent goes to the middle. fill the bucket with lots of water for the rodent to drown in, use peanut butter as the bait, or get one of those snap traps that snaps their neck. I like the bucket because I don't have to touch the corpse but you get used to that.
How come this is a very relatable sentiment among women?
>>522156131Make it a metal bucket so you can hang it over your fire pit and turn the rodent into a nice meal.
>>522155851>boyfriend calls, says he's going to take a shower later>start drinking nothing but water from 9am until 5pm>am actually 5% expanded as a person just from pure water>drive home, still drinking water>get in, run past boyfriend into toilet>squat in the shower and piss for 6 straight minutes
>>522156131Or you could just put a glove and punch it, you absolute minge.
>>522156168Islam is right on women and dogs
>>522156168this doesn't even make fucking sense
>>522156273You're part of the problem, Abdul.
>>522156006>it’s squirtIf you’re a nigger.>>522156041Fair, but not enough not to poke at it anyway.t. Also poked the pee pie today
>>522156168Whenever a guy says stupid "maybe this grass is greener" shit, his mates or at least someone tells him he's a retard.and should be grateful.No women's friends talk like that, and random guys will agree with her because they want a go on her as well.
>>522154967mental you think they would care even if they did
>>522156058brit/pol/ has become a pitch-black den of Big Dehumidifier quockerwodgers...
>>522156231Yeah mice will just sit around nice and in the open ready for you to take a punch at them. btw this bucket trap won't work on rats, the rat can swim through your plumbing and pop out of your toilet and into your mingehole.
>>522156131It doesn't deserve to dieAnyway mouse or rat do you reckon? Would make a decent pet if i could capture it desu
I viscerally hate Martin Lewis, and I don't know how to explain it. 90% of the country are mongs who think they're savvy for washing clothes on a low temperature and switching broadband providers - whilst inflation hits BS figures and muh NHS needs trillions
>>522155722They are very quick
if you don't have you a dehumidifier and a henry hoover by the time you're 28 you're ngmi
>>522156273>>522156282>>522156377
>>522156404Why are people obsessed with capturing animals in their house for their amusement? Let them be free. Nothing more disgusting than caging animals that have free run of the world.
>>522155951pringles tubes are the patricians choice, trap em and evict them but all the little long legged cobweb making fuckers have to hoovered, it's a constant war
>>522156058>Open my windows once a day for 15 minutes before heating comes on.>Never have problem with humidity. Why is this so difficult for people?
>>522156386Why was dehumidifiers even brought up? I only just caught the end of the last thread, haven't been here for a few days.
>>522156495stay in your /int/ containment zone you fucking gimp
>>522155737>don't rent a cat>rats squat and take over your placeJust can't win
>>522156404If you go the humane way and capture a pair, you could breed them, the babies would gradually get used to you and be frenly. Never tried that, you can build traps that're one way trips for them to enter and no escape in that case.
>>522156395>>522156474I wouldn't know. I don't live in rat infested shitholes because I'm not a bennymong.
>>522156553Save on condoms too
>>522155502!archive
>>522156530Have you ever owned a shed? mine captures multiple mice in a year, there's cats but the cat isn't able to crawl into the shed.
>>522156470He's the Eastenders of finance. If Eastenders is priming on how British Citizens should behave to social stimuli, Martin Lewis is the financial equivalent. Nothing actually useful, stuff that would barely get taught above GCSE
>>522155582You can 'rent' a cat easily. Just leave some cat food by an open window. Our cat used to spend more time with the neighbours as they would feed it treats.
>>522156570Martin Lewis told us to buy them
>>522155851Did she not wash her knob afterwards?
>>522156570Apparently they're going to be taxed heavily in the new budget.
>>5221529491st for dead economy. Dead country. Dead civilization.
>>522156579Rose is political, she only fucks white guys
>>522156666Nice quads. Never had mice IN the shed but those plastic storage boxes, lifted one up once to find a nest of baby mice or something underneath. Mother was nowhere to be found, the babies all scattered but then didn't know what to do. Probably all died, oh well.
>>522156470>you can save le money....by shopping around for insuranceWhen he started, like 2 decades ago, there weren't even the comparison sites (which everyone uses now anyway so why the fuck is he still relevant) so you'd have to manually search policy by policy meaning that the pittance you saved vs time spent was a laughable hourly rate. Also he's absolutely committing fraud these days, see the recent No 11 trip.
>>522155851she was wash out her co-workersorry m8
>>522154078Once caught a flight from Germany to Japan and sat next to an arab who picked bits of skin off his bare feet for 7 hours.When they ask me what radicalised me. I will tell them.
>>522156846Should have whispered to a stewardess that he was acting suspiciously so he get detained
>>522156846You didn't say anything?
>>522156846for me it was walking through east london
>>522156767Found a nest of mice sleeping or hibernating in some old blankets meant for painting, but only noticed AFTER I got in the house and blankets were moving on their own, thankfully they were still asleep, left the box outside and shook it the next day, they were gone. It's usually mice but I fear the rat.
>>522156561Some houses haven't been maintained properly years before you ever moved in. Or have many things that need sorting that landlords don't deal with.I literally used to open all the windows even in winter. Have to clean off the excess water with a towel every morning. Run a dehumidifier everday (emptying it and moving it around the house) and also cilit bang spray the place to clean newly formed black mould every other month.Some places are abject shitholes and just because you had a mild case doesn't mean other people aren't slobs.Landlord wouldn't reseal the windows, only cleared and repaired the gutters over a year into living there when it was pissing water directly onto the walls (keep in mind it was about three storeys up and not something we could do).You live down in the cushy south with a nice maintained property before you ever got in it, I bet,.and think other people haven't thought of opening a fucking window.
>>522156846Did you taste of any of it?
>>522156923A thousand times I imagined smothering him with the complementary microfibre filled pillow. Like Arnie in commando or whatever it was.
>>522156914Pre 9-11
>>522153031Disgusting
>>522157066Are slobs* kek
>>522156015Don't know they think is going to pay for this socialism when it's just them.
>>522157095But you didn't say anything? Why not? That's massively disrespectful and disgusting.
>>522156998My girlfriend at the time was thrown off the 15 bus on commericial road for being inappropriately dressed in the middle of summer. She was wearing a tshirt and jeans.That did it for me with pakis. Again I will tell them this.
>>522155851lad I'm worried you're talking about a dog
>>522157038They got into my car wash towels once and shat all over them. Never actually saw them but found the evidence. Had to buy sealed containers for the towels.
>>522157084No but there was a fair file of foot pickings on the floor infront of his seat i can tell you.
>>522155851YOU EAT SNIZZY..Y..YOU EAT SNI...SNIZZ...YOU EAT SNIZZ...DONT TALK ABOUT MY FUCKING WIFE
>>522155582https://youtu.be/jausD8qsnKU?si=xN_s1fo48vAPnTxl"dairs a kike in me kitchin wot am me gunna do,dairs a kike in me kitchin wot am me gunna dooo?"
>>522156470> 90% of the country are mongs Plebs confuse being frugal with being miserly cunts in this country. Being frugal is making your money go further but miserly cunts are just retarded people who do stupid things to save money even when it costs them more in the long run. People in this country aren't even switching broadband or washing clothes lower. These are people who watch some shitty TikTok video about saving money by not doing x. For example:>Sharon buys loads of tat on Temu because influencers say this cheap gadget is great and momentary time saver but the gadget is awkward to use and never becomes routine or breaks. So she wasted money and saved nothing.>Some retarded viral thing says you can reuse boiled pasta water so Sharon makes a cup of tea with it and it tastes disgusting.>A random Facebook piece of advice saves like 0.001p every time you do it, making it awkward to do and not worth it.
me missus bought a 150 quid ham for xmashad it
>>522157228is this real @grok
>>522157352I like watching BBC news bulletins about gimmiegrants from Sudan living in council houses. They are nearly dead from cold here in Bongland and have their heating on max 24-7, they then tape up all the air vents. You can see the tape in the video. Then they dry their 6 kids clothes on the radiators. Then mysteriously they start dropping dead from damp mould like youve never seen in your life.
>>522157382That sounds fuckable
>>522157038Had a rat follow me from asda earlier as I was eating a sosijroll. Gave him a morsal.
>>522155006that just makes it worse
>>522157382chop her up and scran her for boxing day
>>522155851Women pee before sex because the act of sex makes them want to pee. Ive asked girls about this before. Almost every girl will pee before fucking
>>522157446lol yes. I think the women who were wearing "letterboxes" complain to the driver, and he threw her off for being haram. Commercial road is a fucking long road to walk down too.I would have complained but the local mayor was His Excellency and Mayfor Life Lutfur Ramen.
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business idea: fuckable hams
>>522157228I was on a 28 bus in Fulham coming home from work and the bus just stopped for no apparent reason, went downstairs and the driver was kneeling in the fucking aisle praying to mecca
what is going on
>>522157606Note: You can get 300 quid per week autismbux, not means tested. They will even come to your home to test yuo if going outside makes you anxious.
>>522157352There was that disgusting mong female povvo chef who released a poverty cookbook where the advice was literally along those lines. One was draining the tomato sauce from cheap tinned spaghetti and then replacing it with cheap ketchup. Just misery porn. I don't know if it's a rationing holdover but it's a horrid part of our culture, the Americans are gauche but their love for extravagance is a much healthier societal attitude to have
>>522157675
>>522157609
Lads is this a good dehumidifier? https://www.argos.co.uk/product/4880848?clickSR=slp:term:dehumidifier:6:25:1
>>522157523its fucked me right off an it better be lush>>522157551might eat out to help out down the chinky or whatever the yids do
>>522157521You forgot the 24/7 boiling cauldron of ethnoslop
>>522157674isnt it a chinook?
>>522157730Can I get PIP/autismbux/bennies if I have £400k in the bank?
>>522157609Your mother already exists though.
>>522157850YESPIPSTERSARE DOING THINGS FOR THEMSELVES
>>522157352true. ditch your mates, stop paying for nights out and hang out with your pals on brit/pol/ to save big money
>>522157066>You live down in the cushy southI live in the north.>Some houses haven't been maintained properly years before you ever moved inYes, slum landlords do exist. >Some places are abject shitholes and just because you had a mild case doesn't mean other people are slobs.I dealt with human retardation for years when I worked at a Housing Association, so yes I am a bit bias, but anon, you haven't seen how retarded the average British person is:>Lady has a mould problem.>Mould is in corner..>..right where she dries her clothes.>Explain that the corner is dead air and she needs to move her clothes horse because the moisture has no where to go.>Find out she has a tumble dryer, but it is broken, it is only broken because the vent came off the wall, okay, we can fix that, simple fix.>Oh but then she says it costs too much to run. Tell her it costs x to run at y time, not that much!>Then the excuse becomes, oh but it scares my cat.>Okay, find, put your clothes hanger in front of your window, open the windows from time to time.>Oh but that'll let out all the heat! Or the cat will escape. And it is near the centre of the room and by the window it will look unseemly.>Find out she has weep trickle vents in her windows...And you may think this story is an exception, but A LOT of people were like this and the majority of these cases were shit like that.
>>522157796#>you do not need to contact usthey sound like the IRA
>>522157900Is this a catch 22? Like if you attend the face to face it proves you're fine but if you throw a melty and don't attend then actually it proves how much of a tard you really are but also you still don't get it
>>522157352>or washing clothes lowerFirst step towards going along with the net zero shite. They want electricity to be a luxury.
>>522157845i hope so, they can't hold altitude or course
>>522157730>Can't leave the house>Requires payments explicitly used for leaving the house?
>>522157617LOL>>522157600LOL
>>522157811Yes good point. I have lived in some dives, especially straight after university, so i know what it takes to get a house that bad, and I find it amazing nobody says to Kwame, hey have you considered letting some air in and removing the tea towell stuffed in the bathroom vent?
>>522157677>There was that disgusting mong female povvo chef who released a poverty cookbook where the advice was literally along those lines.Jack Monroe, a non binary or whatever person. And it turns out.. despite claiming poverty Jack Monroe came from a decent family, made shit loads off her poverty advice and admitted to being shit with the money from it: >In a January 2023 interview with Simon Hattenstone in The Guardian, Monroe acknowledged that she had recklessly spent money given by backers; she said: "I'd go online absolutely shitfaced and buy nice furniture."[54] Hattenstone wrote: "The guru of thriftiness was chucking away tens of thousands of pounds, given to her by the public to support her work, on items she didn't even want, let alone need", stating that she didn't deny she'd "abused the goodwill of well-meaning backers".[13]
>>522157980gotta think outside the box and have yer mum push you in on a stroller
>>522158024>They want electricity to be a luxury.Soon.
>>522158055no reason why he can't wfh
Fuck it I'm gonna apply to pip and just wing it
>>522154164SARR YOU ARE OF BEING THE OBSESSED MY IZZAT WILL NEVER RECOVER!
>>522158156do a few online assessments so you know how to answer
>>522158156You'll have a fully pip subsidised 26 reg audi by next summer la
>>522158108Fucking women. Kek.
>>522157904Being frugal is making your money go further. Not destroying your quality of life. Go out with your mates, just don't buy loads of shit you don't need. I really hate miserly cunts who destroy their quality of life to save a little bit of money. Simple cost benefit analysis of it. I need to get on the lash with my m8s, m8s.
>>522158108>she said: "I'd go online absolutely shitfaced and buy nice furniture.clearly still a woman lol
>>522158156depends on how many bridges have you stood on?
>>522154871whats this ayuasca guzzeling based fags name again?
>>522157923I lived in a shitty concrete council flat with mould problems and couldn't open the windows because we had storage heaters that cost a fortune to run and if we opened the windows, we lost all the heat and they weren't coming on again till the next day. 2 under 2s can't lose all the heat.
>>522157923Unfortunately many such cases all across the country in every facet of life. People don't want to fix problems even when the solution is fed to them, they want to moan.
>>5221583034 a week should do the trick
Start shoplifting knives.https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/11/24/tax-pointed-knives-in-budget-plea/
Can we get some better paid actors in here please?
as enoch powell said we're just stacking the funeral pyre by importing immigrants. but it turns out its just muslims and blacks.
>>522158462>He's either a radical extremist far right nazi wanting to end our way of life or he's having a dinner party
>>522158462I autistically read the import bill of materials that come into this country each month.A couple of months ago someone imported about 130000 machetes.One hundred and thirty thousand machetes.They are classified as bladed garden implements used in the hand.Why do you suppose someone did that? Where did they go? People's garden's must be fucking growing like mad.
>>522158623lol, like the opening scenes of Hotel Rwanda
>>522158108i can just hear her mockney accent
>>522157980Just pish yersel.
>>522155582Your council will offer you free "treatment" it's part of why you pay council tax and you have a limited number of treatments per year.
>>522158623Bit dodgey that, looks like a Haiti style genocide is brewing
>>522156168she's just a narcissistic coomer that thinks she should be worshiped, there are men like this too and they end up being washed up low lifes
>>522158623I can't find it anymore on google searth, but back in 2016 there was art made by the elites that depicted whites being butchered by blacks in a modern art jew like style. If anyone still has them please post.
>>522158668If I had more time I'd look for past numbers from previous years and see if that is a-typical. Sounds pretty fucking a-typical to me though. It's all public data.
>>522158330I don't know your specific situation but generally I would say opening the windows for a short time doesn't lose all the heat instantly. Hence timing to do it before the heating comes on, allows moist air to leave then you can start heating things up. Now sure, if you have bad heating and it takes ages for things to heat up it can be a problem but people massively overestimate that heat loss. 5-15 minutes open, shut windows, heating comes on.>>522158351>Unfortunately many such cases all across the country in every facet of life. People don't want to fix problems even when the solution is fed to them, they want to moan.I had a woman, perpetual complainer:>Your lot do nothing, council do nothing, country do nothing.I asked her about her issues and it was literally a case of a few loose door screws and other things. I got a screwdriver from my boot and sorted it out. And her face was still screwed up and miserable. You can buy a shitty screwdriver from Poundland these days and fix this stuff love. Not asking you to clear your gutters or go up a ladder, but I just sorted problems you were endlessly complaining about like it was nothing.>>522158676She's just fucking awful. ADHD, autist, gay, non-binary. Her family seem ordinary, her dad was Greek-Cypriot and in the army. >January 2023, Kathleen Stock (writing for UnHerd) stated that Monroe was "wedded to a narrative of personal struggle and sudden dramatic changes of fortune, for better or worse" with an "inability to keep a story straight about whether she's really a downtrodden victim of a cruel system or rather #winningatlife", which had given rise to "an army of determined internet sleuths" and "a multi-headed hydra of critics on Twitter".She was dating the Head of Channel 4 news. She isn't in poverty, she is prime media class LARPing.
>would you gas one jewwhat a prick
>>522158890mass public stabbings do seem to be the trend atm
>>522158994The artist is called Cleon Peterson
>>522155593everything you said is true but tbqh i don't really care, i live in a nice area with nice people and unless they drop a boat wog hotel or ex MOD barracks asylum camp I think i'll be ok for the next 50 years or until I don't care about such things.
>>522158994Was it these?https://nationalvanguard.org/2017/05/paris-mural-artist-depicts-whites-getting-murdered-raped-and-enslaved/
>>522158994
>>522159171YES THAT EXACTLY!!!!!
>>522158623>130000That's about how many people claimed asylum in the UK this year.
>>522158623That's probably a flat figure of £1m, from Brazil I presume? Does it say the origin?
I ordered the machetes, so the names couldn't, I've got them in a lock up in the arches
just done a 0-60 in 5.25 seconds
>>522159167Your kids next
I was going to vote Reform until I saw Nigel Farage refusing to deny that he told a racist joke as a schoolboy 50 years ago. I am now convinced that mass immigration is the only way forward for our economy so I will be voting Conservative instead.
Machetes are illegal to own. What's their to worry about?
>>522159589Machetes with practical use are legal to own (gardening, camping etc). Zombie style machetes or machetes with no practical use are illegal.
for 0c and fwd i think it's impressive
>>522158913
>>522159579Yeah don't need these disgusting vile people around.
>>522159687Noice. Might buy a 32" machete to do some pruning.
>>522159579Well done mate. It really does get quite scary with all this reform polling.
>>522159687You don't need a machete to prune your roses.
>>522159167> live in a nice area with nice people and unless they drop a boat wog hotel or ex MOD barracks asylum camp I think i'll be ok for the next 50 years or until I don't care about such things.This is why the Tories will probably get back in at the next election btw. Too many “I’m alright Jack”s out there. As long as they keep dumping their beloved migrant sex criminals in Labour constituencies you lot just keep voting for more.
>>522159834he needs it to prune mice and rats.
two slices of salami for my efforts
>>522159779For gardening and hacking through undergrowth measure your arm length, there's a formula for efficiency and making the job easier, bigger isn't always better for machete work. Get one that suits your arm.
>>522159834You do in 2025, mate
>>522159834I own 2.5 acres of woodland and have a vegetable plot.
>>522159876I think the Boriswave, which had an disproportionate provincial impact, and Operation Scatter, with them moving out of hotels into invisible HMOs, means that there really aren't going to many that are alright.
>>522159948Yeah, I've used a few chetes in my time, done a bit of landscaping and the such.
might buy a katana
>>522159579So the man definitely did throw Nazi salutes at school and then hung with antisemites, joined in antisemitic conspiracy theories, continued courting Musk after he threw Nazi salutes, addressed the AfD....yeah I sense a theme here, and rhymes with acist unt.
>>522158994>>522159229this is the plan for the global communist revolution, they won't do it by military invasions because they're not powerful enough but they're already doing it with exclusively male boat bame invasions that already despise white people, then when the message becomes clear to start the revolution they will all be handed out weapons to start the slaughter. The US though will be bombarded from alaska and canada and it's western hemisphere. Normally a dog that is cornered lasses out but not the west for some reason.
>>522160140Pretty sure ninja swords are illegal now mate
>>522160140Katanas are legal for practical use like performing seppuku or playing Shogun 2 Total War, but illegal for everything else.
>>522158994Ah, the fine works of the great Cleon Peterson, have a look at the mural they let him paint under the Eiffel tower.
>>522159229Does anyone have the frog edits?
>>522160296>can't own a katana because black people stab eachother
>>522160206katanas were typically used by samurai. ninjas didn't really use swords.
>>522160369Got a problem with equality and democracy have you?
>>522160369Just blunt the tip, bruv.
>>522160448Ninjas were mostly fake, and I was just quoting our tyrannical government overlords.
>>522160499kek, why did nobody think of this
>>522160611Idris did. He went on the radio saying that we should just sell knives without tips after that nigger slaughtered all those kids in Southport.
The year is 2050. All knives have been outlawed for 20 years. Roast dinners take considerably longer to eat with government approved chopsticks.Underground wogsmiths are starting make their own blades folding the steel one thousand times to make sure they slice up the opps.
>>522160781that's the best his jew handlers could come up with? lol
Off to bed shortly;Machete tip, treat the handle with Linseed if it's under £30, they are not pressure treated.1coat every day for the first week, then 1 coat every week for a month, then 1 coat a month. Wrap the handle in 550 paracord afterwards for better grip.Dispose of your linseed soaked rags carefully, if the rag is scrunched up it can self ignite.
https://youtu.be/HAnXIIv5He8
>>522161003>Obama supports Ukraine>Biden supports Ukraine>Bush supports Ukraine>Macron supports Ukraine>Boris supports Ukraine>Soros supports Ukraine>WEF supports Ukraine>Facebook supports Ukraine>Twitter supports Ukraine>Reddit supports Ukraine>All major European leaders support Ukraine>The same politicians who have been filling their countries with millions upon millions of Africans and Arabs for the past decades support Ukraine>The same politicians who tricked the Western population into believing there was an ongoing pandemic support Ukraine>The same politicians who told you that you were going to lose your job if you didn't take an experimental deadly vaccine support Ukraine>The same politicians who increased your taxes to finance massmigration of non-whites into white countries support Ukraine>The same politicians who poisoned your food support Ukraine>The same politicians who banned nationalist organizations in your country support Ukraine>The same politicians who are actively implementing policies to facilitate white genocide support Ukraine>All the Western news media supports Ukraine>All the Western social media that bans nationalists and conservatives supports Ukraine>All the Western social media that allows child pornography, blatant homosexuality, and anti-White content on their platforms support Ukraine>All the major anti-White celebrities that have told you that you're a racist for being White support Ukraine>All the major institutions of the West that have been systematically racist against Whites support Ukraine>The Jews support Ukraine
>>522161003I only buy Michelin star machetes myself, although I'm sure some benniemongs would appreciate the advice.
>>522160206don't think so
>?
>>522160907>with government approved chopsticks.MASS EYE POKING REPORTED IN MANCHESTER.>I think we should ban chopsticks.>Chopsticks in the wrong hands are a deadly weapon.>Kids can go from eating noodles to eye gouging in seconds!>"Yeah bruv I cover mine in chilli sauce for maximum carnage."
Luxury steaks
>>522160296>>522160369nah they're not can order one no problem
>£195 for a sosij rollCountry's fucked
>>522161003>Dispose of your linseed soaked rags carefully, if the rag is scrunched up it can self ignite.Lolwut?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15322595/Reeves-hits-prudent-savers-prepares-welfare-splurge.html>Chancellor is to slash the annual cash Isa from £20,000 to £12,000Kek.The markets are gonna crash this Wednesday.
oh look /pol/tards wrong againwho could have ever predicted this
>>522161416Go on then, I dare you.
>>522161429Its by Tom tho
>>522161429>beef wellingtonUsed to be slang for a condom. Put me off the dish for some reason.
inshallah the great satan, Israel, will perish this year
>>522161660ok
>>522161693It's almost December, mate.
>>522161429£195 and this will come in one of those oven ready aluminium tins ready for the oven >serves 6So actually serves 3kek. m&s is for the middle class LARPing as upper so they can keep the beef market afloat if it means my mince beef goes down next year
Whoops i realised I repeated myself there. I should proofread more
Is there any source of news that isn't just ragebait?
>>522160190yup, replay of the russian revolution with whites as the kulaks, they've done it before
>>522161638>>522161416>not understanding banterSad, m8
>>522161821It's actually serves 5. 400grams each is a good portion. It's only 40 quid each, not a bennymong are you?
>>522161892Funny because the whites (faction) were the kulaks in the Russian revolution too.
>>522160303
If I was to have a sword fight with someone, I'd probably take the chete over the katana.
>>522162046>The endless sleep of ethnocideKek. Not even subtle about it.
>>522161912whatever you say retard
>>522160368got the og one somewhere
>>522162156The brown hordes have been swarming north since the days of the Roman Empire.
>>522162211Weak b8 m8, stop shitting things up.
>>522162156openly mocking the cattle to their collective face is partly how they get their kicks >>522162104
>>522162156>endless sleepDo you think this is actually it? Like, we're done? I think they've really got us now and the worst, far worse, is yet to come.
>>522162607don't know why it added the second post numerals?
>>522162511ok retard
>>522162707amateur forgot the arrow
>>522161892hitting them with nukes if they ever try it will be the only option
big willies
kek>NEW: All premium brand cars have been removed from the Motability scheme with immediate effecthttps://x.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1993082077269705087
Obese American søyim are now saying Britain is bringing in only the best niggers. What do you lads think? Are your niggers well-behaved?https://x.com/doomernat22/status/1993028107863990745?s=19
>>522163773>>522163773new into the night...zzzz
>>522163758larp
