If marriage has no benefits for men why are married men much less likely to fall into depression or commit suicide?
Their wives kill them instead
>>522509537That coffee machine is better than the PS5. Sony really fucked up this gen.
>>522509537>married men much less likely to fall into depression or commit suicide
>>522509537Because it's correlation not causation.
>>522509567We'll have to see about that yet!! :p
>>522509537>PS5JUST LIKE THE PS3, IT'S REMINDING ME, OF A MEMORY OF A TIME WHEN
>>522509628Muslim countries have all men married and their suicide rates outside of suicide terrorist attacks are non existent
>>522509537They look jewish
>>522509759Muslims never commit suicide. I have never a sad Muslim.
>>522509537every married man I know is contemplating suicide now.
>>522509537Because they are being kept too busy to even think that far.> Happy wife, happy lifeMost modern marriages are a master and slave situation. The master rarely being male. And if he is, that will be held against him later in a court of law.
>>522509537or maybe depressed and suicidal men don't get married much
>>522509537Coffee machine would get wayyy more use than a PS5. PS5 has been out for 5 years now and still has no games.
>>522509847This is the most positive thing a Jew has said about Muslims kek
>>522509847Just tell them about al ZUTT they’ll get pretty sad
>>522510083>>522510095No really, it's weird. They never get depressed or sad.
>>522509537Henlo,Daily reminder that the person behind that spam is called RapeApe.GrapeApe on twitter.https://xcancel.com/GrapeApe9k/status/1993736309316133114#mHere he is quoting Yuri Bezmenov>A person who is demoralized is unable to assess true information.He's the person responsible for that permanent demoralization spam.The filthy pedophile and traitor quote Bezmenov on twitter while protecting demoralization on 4chan.Every day. Since half a decade.He banned everything good. Enforced your abuse.The exact same peoples. The exact same spam. Same demoralization. Same ragebait.Mechanically made by the exact same people with the unique goal of demoralization you.The site is getting empty. He doesn give a single fuck.They want you demoralized. Hating your own kin and women. Unsuccessful. Unhappy. Frustrated. Easily manipulated.Focusing on women instead of Jews and banks.The fake gender war is the new identity politics for the Gen Z.Made by the same people at Tavistock and the Rand corporation.Wake up anon.I believe in you.
>>522509759>Muslim countries have all men marriedCOPE, muslim countries have their own massive incel problem. If one guy can marry up to 8 women he is screwing over 7 other dudes. I don't believe their statistics about suicide given that most are brutal dictators who kill you for so much as sneezing in the wrong direction.
>>522509537Kinda funny and has some truth to it.
>>522509537Coffee is a seed oil and its bad for you
>>522509537>husband gets depressed>wife gets ick and divorces him>commits suicide as a single manIf it wasn't for the weavers, what would you do?
>>522509537do people actually still physically go shopping now days?just click your phone holly shit boomers
>>522510406there's not much oil in coffee if you drink it black
>>522509537That's like saying people are happier when you stop punching them in the face.. Duh. Single men are punished, married men are not. It's not that married men are happier, it's because you're literally punching them in the face and knocking their teeth out when all they want is to be left alone. Stop punching single men in the face and they'll be at least as happy as married men.
>>522509537I think the reason why i hate women is that they are fundamentally a bit manipulative.
>>522509847Mashallah, you whities will soon be something of the past.White self genocide and great remplacement is coming.
>>522510598Women had it all and they fucked it up and overplayed their hand. Before they won the right to vote they had it made.. men worked, slaved and suffered just so women could sit home and be comfortable and get fat. It was the perfect setup. Women had to do nothing and men fed them and gave them shelter. Feminism is a blink in human history and men are not going to forgive women for what they did with feminism.
>>522509537Because statistically most men will fall into depression or committ suicide after being ruined by a divorce, when they are no longer "married" i.e.
>>522509759White men die alone while muslim men usually die surrounded by a lot of people.
>>522509537I have a coffee machine, a ps5 (fucking waste of money i feel like an idiot) and a rx 5700 gaming PC that I use to play vanilla x com 2.
>>522509537>If marriage has no benefits for men why are married men much less likely to fall into depression or commit suicide?average marriage lasts ~8 years topsthey commit suicide after they were sucked dry
>>522509537Why dont you include divorced men in this statistic and take the average? Wouldn't that be the fair comparison?
>>522509537Because being in a good relationship i sbeneficial to your mental heath.The legal status of marriage with the divorce rape and whatnot is purely coincidental and not required for a relationship. >>522509759>Don't collect data on suicides>have no suicides
>>522509537>grown married men buying gayme consoles after doubling their income instead of buying a pcyou'd think having two incomes would improve your finances
>>522509759>marriage in Islam is the same as in the west
>>522510598>>522510694Blame the simps who enable this to happen. Women's tricks don't work with "emotionally unavailable" men.
Mostly people need to believe that another thinking, conscious entity cares about them. The world is cold if you believe you're surrounded by 7 billion people who would actively prefer if you died and stop using up resources
>>522511196but it's the truth. takes some years to realize that but it is what it is. yolo
>>522511176Yes modern societies problems really do come down to a simp problem. The government is the biggest simp of all however.
>>522511196>thinking>conscious these words are memesthere is no thought or consciousness, there's only patterns and neuro-systems.But they exist in everything. From human brains down to plants and entire ecosystems.So in a way yes, humans were designed by the same thing that they themselves represent.That's why God has these 3 qualities:>omnipotnent (all-powerful)>omniscient (all-knowing)and most importantly>omnipresent (exists in everything, everything, at all times)which means you are god also, as much as is the rock next to you
>>522509537I'd guess the number of divorced men who've had everything taken from them skew that figure.
>>522511124Have Qu'ran that says if you try and escape pain by suiciding you will be in even greater pain in hellfire afterlife = no suicide.Simple.
>>522509537>Don't ask divorced ratio>Don't ask divorced man suicide rates
>>522509626Yeah but is coffee good for you?
>>522511176>women do something completely evil>acktually it's men's faultSpotted the woman/jew.
>PS5If you gave me one I wouldn't know what to do. What does it offer me that a PC can't?
>>522511858Found the simp. Women's tricks don't work with me. Grow a pair and set boundaries.
>>522512130>if you point out how I'm shifting blame away from women then you're a simp!retard
>>522511578Better than being gay.
>>522512130I don't think they are even. They just work completely differently. I once read a Schopenhauer quote on /pol/ that explained women to me better than my own observations. Shame I didn't save it.
>>522509537When you are single but have that exact coffee machine but not a PS5This hits twice as hard
>>522512187Women's tricks only work if you allow them to, the problem is yourself for being so weak.>>522512425Any experience with maltese women?
>>522511509>>522511577I also suspect lots of depressed/suicidal men are those who went through divorce rape. But you won't hear about that because it makes the feminist status quo that both sides support look bad.
>>522512817>everything women do is men's fault no matter what!Spam bot.
>>522512817No. After my last relationship in another country I need a very long break. Women are dangerous to your health.
>>522509537Because those are the married men who aren't yet divorced.
>>522509847To be depressed requires a level of introspection which requires a high IQ thus dumb people are never depressed
>>522509537Is that a coffee maker? I'd rather have good coffee than vidya
>>522509537>t. divorce lawyer Noseberg Shekelstein
>>522513305Huh so divorce is the issueSimple get rid of female rightsDivorce should only happen by the will of the male
>>522509847I've seen them explode into a million peices on purpose to kill as many of you as they can
>>522510598Being blackpilled about this now, I would have been ok with being a cuck slave in college, paying rent and doing homework for Stacy while she gets railed by the visiting team jocks and later she lets me eat out her milkshake cunt before the next dominant male insemination. Undoubtedly some true faggots have lived this dream, but us betafaggots held out for hope too long.
>>522513305Based gramps wearing the banana hammockOnly big cock chads can pull it off otherwise it backfires tremendously I can never remember how to spell tremendously and am telling you this in an effort to fucking remember how to spell TREMENDOUSLY
>>522509537ps5 doesn't have any games, all sony makes now is woke shit and they're porting their games to pc yet i've seen this webm posted billions of times online for some reason, gotta be paid sony shills
>>522509537This is legitimate anti male propoganda.The woman is excited that she has purchased a time saving food preparation tool. The man carrying it shows no excitement. Instead he looks over to the beta male who is buying a toy to waste his creative energies. Clearly single the PS buyer is shown as happy.Its all kinda of demoralization.
>>522509537Because /pol/ is full of blackpill jewish nonsenseMarriage is a good thingHaving a wife is a good thingJust don't be a retard and become a soulless simp for her
The women at work keep trying to set me up with girls. Why? Do you think they can sense im incel?
>>522509537>If marriage has no benefits for men why are married men much less likely to fall into depression or commit suicide?Because that comes after the divorce and they no longer count as married men in the statistics. It's all a game of semantics to trick men into a life of slavery and misery in the end. Do not EVER get married, if she really loved you then she wouldn't need you to sign a one sided contract with the state to stay with you.
>>522513809thanks for the webm really what I needed to see today with my cock still glazed with vaseline and cum from my last fap session 4 hours ago
>>522509537>Regretting life choices because you bought a coffee maker instead of the Cuckstation 5 that has no gamesNow if the same guy with the Gaystation 5 was holding a computer he bought from Microcenter, then yeah it would sting.
>>522510261>Account based in North America>Not india>Not some 3rd world shitholeNope, not this time. Could've sworn it was a jeet acount
>>5225095371. The divorce trivia about 50% is a lie. Something like 80% of first time marriages last. The 50% is skewed from trash who treat marriage like dating.2. Having a wife/gf, sex and companionship aside, means you have someone keeping you on your game. There's no staying inside of video games and porn getting fat and pasty when you have a gf.3. It likely doubles or more your social circle, also puts you around people you wouldn't normally associate with, which helps you over only hanging out with possible loser friends because they're more fun.
>>522514355theres over 5mln pajeets in usa retard
吉田さん、広告を買ってください。
>>522514385>Something like 80% of first time marriages lastI refuse to believe that figure. If that's the case why does everyone look so unhappy?
>>522512274Speaking from experience there?
>>522509537This is funny as fuck, always cracks me up
>>522514385Even if 80% don't fail, they can still take half your stuff at any time if they feel like it. That's terrible deal.
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>>522509537It's because the stats you are looking are skewed towards long term marriages that actually last and work. No shit a married man with a good wife is happier. The problem is that getting that is actually pretty hard since most marriages fail.
>>522509759>Muslim countriesare full of people too stupid to even self-realize - i hate this argument and the retards who peddle it.depression is a trait attributed to higher intelligence, you cannot be sad about yourself if you cannot think about yourself
>>522509537>why are married men much less likely to fall into depression or commit suicide?what the fuck are you even talking about, go ahead list me the benefits of marrying a cunt that won't do shit unless forced
>>52251438541% of first marriages end in divorce in the US.
>>522509537A living fleshlight
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>>522516980>big forehead>boy clothes>man bunThis couple is the type where the male and female are both near the bi point of the sexuality spectrum. Sometimes women like that have high libidos, but if the hormone ratio is slightly too gay she becomes a lesbo in denial. That type of guy would be open to mmf threesomes or cuckolding but is ugly enough from low T that he's not a presumed patient zero.
>>522516980How do you do this video montage? ffmpeg?
>>522514385>2. Women won't let you have fun on your own terms.>3. They also bring more useless people into your life so you can wear social masks all day.Thanks for making me even more of a bachelor. I didn't know there was room for improvement.
>>522514385>from trash who treat marriage like dating.I never got this mutt/sconervacuck idea. A relationship is a relationship, period. I cannot for the life of me figure out how a bunch of papers is supposed to make a significant difefrence in that. Excpet signalling to your wife that she is now free to get fat. >Having a wife/gf, sex and companionship aside, means you have someone keeping you on your game. There's no staying inside of video games and porn getting fat and pasty when you have a gf.Thats cope. My gf just games with me. But I will give you that having a woman around doesn't allow you to fat or turn into a faggot, that much is true.
>>522510694>be elephant >smells nigger pussy >vomitsKEK
>>522510694Even the Elephant knows
>>522509626My coffee machine is better than that coffee machine in the video, and I also have a PS5, guess which one gathers dust.The answer is the console, what a truly lame generation...
>>522509682This. It's also plausible the causation is reversed from what OP implies. Women are probably less likely to choose depressed men.
>>522511578It isn't when you have gastritis :/
I'd take a doofus wife and a fancy coffee maker over a PS5 any day.
>>522509537because the system is rigged against men.>workfemales are hired and fast tracked to promotion >relationshipyou are at fault no matter what, you could get your life ruined if a bitch decided to>marriageyou are basically the ATM and you can't enforce a single rule, because daddy state will intervene any second and show you the real alphaIt's why you see now the whole repeal the 19th, men are on the brink of enacting sharia law
>>522522600Yes it is. Its why more men need to go postal. Before you go out make sure to take as many pieces of shit that rigged the game against average men with you. There is literally no reason not to go out with a bang.
>>522509626>>522510043>>522510962I was going to ask what's so wrong with it, but the middle poster answered that somewhat. Is the PS5 not just an Xbox One X with a slightly different controller now? Why would anyone buy a console for the many hundreds when a PC can do more or less the same, but a whole bunch more? Genuinely asking. The last console I bought was an Xbox One S because it was $190 and could double as a high quality Plex player for my non-smart TV. (I never game on it, I use my PC)
>>522509537>why are married men much less likely to fall into depression or commit suicide?Their bitch hasn't divorce raped them yet.
>>522509537Men are stupid and require companionship as part of a biological imperative to reproduce
>>522524187As opposed to women, who can just do it on their own?
>>522510792it's cause we have to deal with white women
>>522521693funniest leaf yet
>>522522964My wife leaving me was the single most painful experience of my life. Socrates, "By all means marry, if you get a good wife you'll be happy, if you get a bad wife you'll be a philosopher." I could spend the rest of my life trying to answer the unanswerable question, did she ever really love me or did she fake it from the start? That's why I must constantly remind myself to not even ask the question, it's the only way I can get through life. I must never think about it because doing so is stops me in my tracks. I'm completely free of her stranglehold, the only power she has is that which I give to her. But it takes work to not do so. Her leaving me has left me with a lifetime of work, thanks for nothing lady.
>>522525815my wife left me and now I'm free to go fuck other women and not have to deal with neurotic bullshit in my homestop being a fucking cucked pussy
Ps5 has no games. Literally just port demon souls (not the gay remaster) and blooborne (just a port, no fucking remaster) to steam and make instant free money. Sony is retarded for not doing this
>>522509759Theyre not smart enough to be depressed. The Savage races are just animals. I bet they dont have anxiety either. Imagine a mud hut nigger worried about the future
>>522509537fucking consolefag plebIt's time to replay Witcher 1, I guess
>>522509537Married men tend to be affluent, or they wouldn’t be married. They’d probably live longer if they stayed single.
>>522525919>stop being a fucking cucked pussyI was just typing a reply stating that people would call me cucked and, you should, given our differing beliefs. From your perspective I'm the biggest cuck refusing women's sexual advances outside of marriage for some imaginary power in the sky. I won't argue against that, but perhaps I can convince you of my sincerity by saying I won't have sex, but with a wife and should I never marry again, I'll go to the grave never having sex anymore. To be clear, I like sex and I find women very attractive! If you don't consider me the biggest cuck you've ever met. Then I've not done my job properly! So thank you for the high compliment! I am the biggest cuck you've ever met, no one is bigger!
it is catch-22the normies that are capable of getting women also capable of having "hobbies" and "being themselves" that prevent "depression"
>>522526604I used to have hobbies.Fucking trannies.
>>522526910you can still engage in that hobby anon, it's easier than ever now
>>522509537While I wouldn't give up my wife for the world there are parts of my single life I do miss kekGetting piss drunk at lunch time and gaming all afternoon without some woman nagging in my ear wanting to go out shopping or some gay shit lmaoThere's a reason I left that life behind but sometimes I do miss it
>>522509626Both are fake and gay.
>>522509537They aren't allowed to die. They have work to do.
>>522527095>trannies ruin hobby>but it's so easy now!The ease of access was the primary issue, apparently.
Source?Married men often go apeshit and murder people. BTK for instance was just a guy who was married and had kids. Imagine feeling so trapped by a worthless female you go and tie people up and whip them to death. Average man that doesn’t beat his woman right there
>>522527376>The ease of access was the primary issue, apparently.anon the world went through the hipster stage over a decade ago, I still have webcomics saved about itif other people enjoying the hobby ruins your own enjoyment, then you didn't really enjoy your hobby to begin with and were only there to be a keeper of secret knowledge
>>522527687I wonder how much of the global hipster phase was just a way for people to try and have a culture that wasnt negrified
>>522509537Oh that's a super ez one.1. Marriage not benefiting men and them not killing themselves more often isn't related.. Men are just better at everything including tolerating awful things.2. You can't kill yourself because that would mean you got taken advantage of and you didn't take your revenge. Can't just die after being exploited.. it will just make the enemies happy they got away with it.3. Since suicide isn't an option should men kill their ungrateful wives? Also not an option(unless you can get away with doing it which is pretty difficult).Now killing evil should be rewarded but sadly we live in a society in which killing it also puts you in jail for quite awhile.This is simpsociety's "punishment" for defending yourself from the organized crime of women exploiting men for everything.If killing a cockroach landed you in jail you wouldn't do it now would you?A guy's life being worth infinitely more than a woman's + this punishment system all but eliminates every man's self-defense options.It ain't worth stepping on the cockroach so lets tolerate for awhile and look for a different way out of this hell.
>>522528883no, it was just when internet started becoming mainstream and people got connected and realized that gatekeeping hobbies was retardedI don't deny that it went too far in the other direction recently, but we only really had a few years of true commercial failures and correction back is happening
>>522526124Most people from hotter climates are anachronistic. You can really notice the difference in temporal intellect when moving between the north and south of Turkiye. Winterized peoples are more social due to adaptation demands in harsh conditions.
>>522530179High trust societies can only develop under winter conditions that demand cooperation, honor and loyalty.
>>522509537Access to pussy OR THE ILLUSION THEREOF is literally all it takes to sustain a wage-slave through his entire miserable shit life, mark my words I am a philosopher
>>522509759Their wives enjoy being a wive.
>>522509537lol
>>522509537sunk cost fallacy shit goes southmarried man>ah shit i got the kids and its gonna ruin other peoples lives if i just off myself, guess ill just keep slavin.NEET Chad>Well guys, I guess that's it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQUF9M7horo
>>522509537Less likely than who?Men who are merely boyfriends aren't exactly killing themselves at high rates.
>>522514385If you marry a nonvirgin whore your descendants will pay for your cuckery.
>>522509537It has no benefits for men who actually have their shit together, who women actually want to marry. If you're not married and also a poor fat bald ugly loser you have no cards and no means to even get married if you tried
>>522531226>who women actually want to marryWhich is the key nuance that normies always fail to understand, that relationships involving sex don't inherently mean mutual sexual attraction. Women will unironically call the former president of Harvard a pathetic simp for not acknowledging being too ugly to generate a sexual instinct.
>>522531226It doesn't benefit any men. Not even the ones your dumb cunt brain misjudges as losers.Women are so worthless and pathetic even an actual wouldn't benefit from marrying you.Start taking steps to at least covering women's bare minimum for being at least a semi-decent bitch before you try to judge men.
>>522532336typo correctionan actual dog*
>>522509537the value of a marriage for men is there if they're willing to put in the work to find a good partner and be a good partner in returnthe men you hear complaining about their bitch wives are usually just ugly pussies who can't admit they married the first woman who would be stupid enough to say yes to them instead of being more discerning and finding out who they are and what they want outside of their base instinctsbasically, if a man can't create a happy marriage, he deserves the unhappy one
>>522532336Do you think a woman with an agenda would openly admit the reality of hypergamy? Also yes some men would benefit from marriage, specifically the men who are so lonely that they end up killing themselves.
>>522533960That's mostly a myth. Alcohol is a factor in half of all suicides and alcoholics are usually middle age, usually former sex havers. Very few actual incelicides.
>>522521775If your coffee machine is not exactly pic rel, then you are a faggot poser.
>>522509626spbp.
