I just love the hustle and bustle of my multicult society
they should put you in a coffin with a little airand then pack all the coffins into the airplane
>>522516173This would actually be an improvement
>>522516083This looks less efficient On top of being less comfortable Did some Indian nepo baby come up with this?
>>522516216they could charge a little extra and make it a gooncoffin
>>522516083Remember to dress up in your sunday best, plebes!Wouldn't want first class, or G*d forbid, private fliers to sully their eyes with your slovenly appearances as they pass your shambling asses by on their way to the lounge!
>>522516083Why the hell they are so far from each other?
>>522516083If the plane crashes you will be flung sideways and those restraints wont work. They might just break your neck.
do you think 200 years from now segregation will have returned
>>522516534>If the plane crashesit's to not get injured by turbulence, crashes are fucked regardless
>>522516269I reckon that the gooncoffin could be made a optional buy-in by making a thin plastic shell (with optional multimedia equipment) that cabin crew can simply slot into the little podium and back rest. You get upper body and groin privacy, but everyone knows that you're gooning.
>>522516083as long as there's some mechanism to take the weight off my legs I would honestly take this over the current sardine can approachthey cram way too many people into seats designed for midgets, then charge way too much for the privilege any flight that's more than 3 hours obliterates my knees from constantly being jammed up against the seat in front of mebut as >>522516249 said this design is retarded because it requires the cabin to be almost twice as tall as a normal plane, AND has lower density of peoplemay as well just make one row of seats facing the front of the plane at that point
>>522516083I always eat a shit load of beans before flying. Give them enough time to stew. Before boarding grab a sandwich to incite the bean gas. By the end of the flight the entire plane smells like dirty bean asshole.
>>522516083legit post, during 2015 even the cheapest airlines had at least some leg space, reclining backrests were a default, even you would get at least a drink and a small snack, now all these are premium
>>522516083very inefficient use of space. have them face forward and 6 inch clearance and you get 3x or 4x passengers on board.
>>522516851based beaner
>>522516083What about this design?
>>522516445I don't know why this was controversial. Sheboons who smell like shit walking around in old SpongeBob pajamas isn't something we want to see.
>>522516083Weird fucked up dystopian reality
Honestly they need to just do double-decker slave ship style air travel. At least you can more easily get to sleep
>>522516990>>522517043hivemind
>>522516083Fake as fuck.
>>522516534If the plane crashes you’re dead either way
>>522517230Back center actually has a decent survival rate.
>>522516173That will happen, they just need to invent an easy to use sleeping gas to make sure random passengers don't have panic attacks in their coffins during the flight.
>>522517230youd be surprised
>>522517305they should gas the entire flight instead of using TVs to entertain people
>>522516083Somebody said, rightly, that at this point they could stack you like in a sleeper train and that'd be an improvement.I just think those people want you to suffer.
How about fatties will they fit into the belts ? Im just iamgining the sweat and mouning while knee demage on hard landing.
i wonder why noone made picrel yet
>>522517440>I just think those people want you to suffer.this. in the end its just another humiliation ritual
>>522516083Oldfag here. Been here since 2015.What is this thread? The quality of threads has been getting worse in recent years.
>>522517457imagine if the flight attendants could gas unruly passengers by pushing a button on their gooncoffin
>>52251723095% survive now
>>522517457That's closer to a cruise ship. I'm pretty sure they actually fly on a "plane" in that movie too and it's the same thing.
>one person per row instead of threeMuch futureIs this AI or some retarded marketing thing?
>>522516083Obviously (not good) AI. That black guy wasn't even murdering anyone.
Where is mila this thot is hot.
>>522517043>>522516990imagine the smell
>>522516083Good. I won't have to endure reclined seats in front of me.
>>522517632>Jeet wasn't shitting and didn't have poop-covered hands (with fingers)very fake
>>522516083That's the least possible efficient use of that space and the crash characteristics basically guarantee 100% fatality rate. Designed by jeets in Canada?
>>522517949Lol fuck jeets
there's also no toilet, no fresh water and many of the third world passengers have cholera, but it's much cheaper
>>522516083This could work if they gave everyone sleeping pills although I don't know if you can fall asleep while you're standing even with pills
>>522517457it's much rather be inside of a pod than have to look at some random lumpen for 2-8 hours
>>522517029Yeah. I know. But that doesn't mean someone showered in sweat pants is bad. Obviously I don't want some s.elly piece of shit next to me, but idgaf if they're clean and comfy. You're just agreeing with him because like most miggers, you stand for nothing and will agree with anything the administration says.
>>522516083You mean I have roughly a foot of elbow space and aren't sandwiched in between two land whales? My knees aren't going to cramp up because said landwhales thighs are taking up space? This is an improvement. Which isn't saying much, it just shows how shitty air travel is nowadays. Gotta shove as many people into a plane to make stock holders happy!
>>522516083This actually reduces the number of seats though? Sitting makes a person more compact on a plane.
>>522516173This is how Pitch Black starts
>>522517457boring shit like luggage capacity, max takeoff weight and evacuation restrictions
>>522516083Wouldn't sime sort of bunk bed system work better
>>522518380it is a retarded contraption, here is the slight of hand anonthis would be the trick to get people used to itthe change would gradually shrink the spacelearn to BS
>>522516083Would never catch on, nobody is standing for long hours of time without moving especially young children
>>522518464people are overweight neither is efficient
>>522516083looks comfy. Not good for 8h flights but max 4h? I would prefer it I hate sitting makes me want to shit and fart.
>>522517029>make air travel a dirty and uncomfortable experience>wtf, why aren't the hoi polloi dressing up to fly, we should make this, and not the godawful conditions that led to it being the case in the first place our highest priority!
>>522516083Um someone correct me if I'm wrong I'm no marine oo rah guy but isn't this literally how they strap soldiers to flying combat planes before dropping them into enemy territory?
>>522516808At 6'3" and 300lbs, I was able to fit somewhat comfortably on my last southwest flight. Yes more horizontal space would be welcome but that's on me to lose weight... Despite my shoulders being the part brushing against the person next to me. Couldn't they just make the plane body a smidge wider and longer without impacting flight?
>>522516083that takes up more space than current seats you nigger IQ indian
>>522518815it does not, the trick it that they use those retard demonstration with more space than they would give youthe things are too far apart left and right for them to not move them together (this is implicit)
>>522516173For long flights the ability to be horizontal would be great. The fact millions of people sit upright and cramped for 15 hours is proof the jews are right about us.
>>522516083I would unironically do this if it was like half the price Burning extra calories and significantly cheaper, I don't care They just need little table things to put a computer or book on etc
Question: do black people like to stand up for long periods of time?
>>522517098something like that
>>522516808cool it with the antisemitism
>>522519103they would turn them back to back, read between the linesturning them to the center and spacing them apart is their way to tell normies "look its not so bad"the idea is to tell the greedy cats, even as the maximum least efficient placement you still gain 10-20%at max its x2
>>522518758get good, scrubt. 6'4" 245 lb
>>522519315;_;
>>522516083Every time some new startup "invents" a new way to cram more people into an airplane it immediately gets shut down by the FAA due to it adding to the amount of time it takes for passengers to deboard an airplane in an emergency as well as getting shut down by the ADA because it makes it too difficult for people with disabilities to access.The modern airline seat isn't going anywhere.
>>522516083>ai slop ad for the future of plane slopgrim
>>522519418we need airports and airlines for people that have been to airlines before.it is mind boggling to me how long it takes to alight.equally mind boggling that people fucking stop walking right in the middle of the walkway.
>>522518156>don't dress and act like a niggerAgain, why is this controversial?
>>522519044As opposed to loading up on a wooden ship for 7 months like the old days? Goddamn you're a pussy. Imagine bitching about being able to go around the world while sitting down and eating peanuts.
>>522519476guy in yellow got two left feet
>>522519737>guythats a turd, germanon
>>522516083This looks like the commercial break for some game show with those stand things. If they get eliminated are they dropped from the plane slim pickings style? Also, >Faces away from the window for maximum discomfort
>>522519945turd in yellow got two left feet
>>522516216>>522516173too fucking expensivewe need to strip more of the fucking plane
>>522516083>600 lbs tiktok influencer enters the planeWhat now?
>>522516083you an fit in more
>>522516083thats cool but is missing a lot of shit smeared on that floor and walls
>>522516083Surely they can fit a lot more than that, lower and upper decks.
>>522519723You also have no right to talk until you've havested a wheat field with nothing but a scythe.
>>522517230I just jump right before the impact and will be fine
humiliation ritual
>>522516083they should keep the seating below and add those super little cramped sleeping shelves they have on trains in India.
>>522516445retard take,people dressing like niggers has gone too far. The only objection that i have to sean duffy's statements about dressing normal is that they came from the government and not from these people's fucking parents like it should have.
>>522517043
>Sad. [And] I dont forgive any of you.
>>522516083how about...just bare with me here... don't fly.
Shitty AI video.
>>522516534Take off might break your neck to begin with desu
I hate flying so much, I wish there was a unified european high speed train network.
>>522516083They will still fight over the overhead lockers. Fatso's still won't fit, kids will still be crying, the Pajeet mechanics will still be gazing at the leftover nuts and bolts from the last service.
>>522516216I would genuinely prefer laying down in a tiny cabin by myself.Stacked 3 or 4 high but that's fine: once I'm in I can sleep or just listen to podcats/music.Unfortunately they will never allow it because in the 1:100.000.000 event of a plane crash you can't get out and will burn to death (I gladly take those odds though).
>>522516083I appreciate making the goyim uncomfortable but in terms of profit it doesn’t seem to maximize the space. Could at least pack in 3x more goyim
100% of passengers will claim to be disabled and need wheelchairs.
>>522516534>>522523654I've been in an aborted take-off.Shit was pretty violent as the pilot slammed the brakes and thrust reversers.Definitely not something you want to take standing sideways.But I assume this is just some test setup with the test subjects facing the instructor.
>>522516083This is an incredibly inefficient use of space on a plane
>>522524005>in the 1:1 event of a plane crashFor those flying Air Izzat.
>>522516083does this flight also feature The Fart Seat?
>>522517043Imagine the giddy hand rubbing from the happy merchant as he's transporting all these feral nigs into your newly founded white society.
>>522516851Unfathomably based.I did the smelly boots the whole trip back and the 5 day dick stank, it was bad.
>>522516808It's even more retarded and jeeted than that, your little crotch plate there isn't going to restrain an adult human male, there is zero head restraint, and it's 90 fuckin degrees out of orientation.This is obviously some grandpa raping dung fetishist tapping SAAR SHOW TO ME WHAT IF PLAN WERE LIKE TRAIN into his fucking smartphone.
