You wake up on the Mayflower’s creaky deck, November 21, 1620. In your pocket, an iPhone with all of Wikipedia and infinite battery, plus a pistol with unlimited ammo.You’re immortal now (no aging, no starving, no disease), unless someone totally obliterates you.Pilgrims everywhere, zero clue what you are.What’s your move?
>>522524805>god mode>infinite ammo>time travel idk rule the world?
>>522524805>Non political shitI go and fuck all your ancestors.
>>522524805>unlimitedYour throat needs to be slitted only once.
>>522524805Go back to Europe to invest in tulips.
>>522524805Start massive program to eliminate all jews, make niggers go extinct and destroy islam completely. Set up white colonies in whole africa and south america. By year 2000 human race, white and asian race together, will take over solar system.
>>522525245What? Why?
>>522524805>You’re immortal now (no aging, no starving, no disease), unless someone totally obliterates you.you need to sleep sometime they steal your infinite gun and your shining devil's mirror then obliterate you >Mexican scenarios, not even once
>>522525245Kek
>>522525245underratedthen ride every other bubble in the history of bubbles now Rotschild is your butler lol
1776 will commence early and won't stop until Europe has become the colonies. Every Russian hominid would be wiped off the face of the earth.These changes alone would fix the time line.>European inbred royalty won't sell out their own people and nations to the kikes>Without the Russo Hominids and their nigger like brains, Communism would never take off.
Go to the trading post. Ask for laudanum.
>>522524805invest everything I have in Google, and BTC! DUH!
>on Mayflower>can kill them allkill them all, kill all the heretics right before making landfall. Then chill in the area and kill all the heretics that come next. America as a safehaven for any crazy heretical movement was a terrible mistake and we're all paying the price now and forever.
>>522524805I beat everyone else to the punch and buy Manhattan from the indians for a few doubloons and a necklace or two. The Happy Merchant strikes. Then, I wait....
search wikipedia for 'mayflower'
>>522524805I become the merchant
>>522524805>iPhoneNothing of import since evidently I'm a fuckwit.Now if it was Android I'd control the world within 1-200 years and have space colonies by 2025.
>>522524805>What’s your move?found a secret society to guide the evolution of my fellow human children
>>522524805The butterfly effect. One passenger who shouldn't be there causes the Mayflower to capsize due to a chain of hilarious events. 400 years later, Graham Hancock finds the remains of your iphone on Bimini Road.
>>522525386>you need to sleep sometimeThen hire people to guard where you sleep
It's really not difficult. Naturally you keep your condition and phone a secret and manipulate history, becoming the ultimate jew by hijacking all the important historical figures. Become their foremost benefactor and control them. Create a secret society by proxy, always staying in the background. Take control of the global monetary system, which won't be hard since you can look up the gold and silver deposits in advance and have advanced knowledge of virtually everything.Ultimately this evolves into a sort of ultragigacolonialism where all inferior people are preemptively exterminated, controlling politics, culture, technology and guiding all onto a vastly superior path. By the 1900s the world would be indistinguishable from historical fact.
>>522527770>indistinguishableThat's my ESL speaking.. but what's the correct term? Totally different in any case.
>>522524805I kill all jews, and turn around all ships with niggers on it.
>>522525245kek
>>522524805I don't see how an iphone and wikipedia is going to help me not catch infection from the packed ship of people all sneezing and vommitting in the same place and so on. I guess maybe I can navigate the ship away from the center of the storm that occurs and breaks the bow. But I'm a pagan, I wouldn't be allowed to marry a pilgrim.
>>522524805I know exactly where that picture was taken.
>>522524805I'd just go live my childhood out one more time, work out more, do a few risky things I didn't do, then absolutely annihilate all Jews throughout all of time and history. Then game end myself.
>>522530762I would have to arrange to get back on the ship and sail back to England almost immediately after restocking if I wanted to have a chance of finding a wife in 1620.I suppose I could help build stuff while I'm there.
>>522524805Get a load of this shit.
>>522524805I use it to shit on everyone, use my knowledge from wiki to make kings rich and me protected from the state then shit on the king before he dies or gets overthrown and use the knowledge to befriend the new king and then continue to shit on everyone. I would use the gun to keep people from killing me, at a tarvern? shitting on people. at the paper mill? shitting on the paper. at the docks loading boats? shitting on you. I would just be a people in history that was very annoying and would randomly shit on people or things.
>>522524805Make a small and shitty country in the rocky mountains
I know where that was taken
>>522530774too soon anon
>>522524805go back to england and quietly eliminate jewish influence
>>522531354See why jeets need to be removed from the internet?you guys are gross
>>522531837Nope, just in time!
>>522531919it would save the World.
>>522524805Become the Emperor of Mankind.Create my Imperium.Give birth to the Adeptus Astartes.Sit upon my throne and conquer the universe.
>>522532010Kek!
>>522531724Well shit.
>>522524805>Pilgrims everywhereI start killing them. Sooner or later they'll send colonists that aren't fucking retarded congenital traitors.
>>522524929>>522524805Turn back and restore Byzantine Kill all kikes and destroy the Ottoman empire, and permanently erase cuckianity Then and only then discover the Americas, rightful white clayAlso wiki wouldn't go on an iPhone, you fucking idiot
>>522524805TKD, then leave it alone as my job is done
>>522524805Take over the ship, return to England post haste, kick start the industrial revolution early, create a steampunk English global empire just for the aesthetics
Take the boat back, do the pogroms right this time. No Ottoman empire.
>>522524805Throw all the future stuff overboard get a job working construction have 10 kids
Kill Mayer Amschel Rothschild’s father and establish a monetary policy backed by raw energy.
>>522533184Why Byzantine anon?
>>522524805>I use the iphone to come to 4chan and call OP a massive homo cunt
>>522524805Rape
