you had 4 days of partying and you didn't once leave the house or socializedo you even WANT to have sex in your lifetime?
>>522528037>Pump, pump, squirt.It's not a big deal, bro.
Not anymore. The best sexual encounter I ever had was about 6/10 experience. I judge every relationship now based on if I would rather be playing a wow private server and so far the results have me rolling up another tauren.
>>522528037>SNIZZwhy did this word break the interwebs?
>>522528037Turn her over and take her
>>522528037>you didn't have sex at a family reunionthat's generally how it works, unless your skin is brown and your name summons desert demons.
>>522528037average christcuck begging his reformed whore wife for sex (he doesn't get any)
>>522528260a clip went viral from a debate show between a redpill manosphere guy and an onlyfans ho.
Jesus Christ, that is a nightmare situation.Lmfao imagine blowing literally six figures on a bitch that has blown 14 dudes before you but just goes "hmmm no I don't want to ever again :^)"I think I would just rape her tbqh. She would probably respect you more and want sex more often. I'm not a paragon of masculinity but I am sure a decent % of men are like that guy now. No wonder she doesn't want to fuck.>>522528254Indeed. Although I have had phenomenal sex and dreadful sex. I would rather have great sex for a weekend a year and no responsibilities to some pudgy 5/10 and get some like 3 times a month because she knows you'll keep paying the mortgage.
actually my wife did this to me so i asked for a divorce. wtf did she think was gonna happen
>>522528037Imagine letting some demon(woman) steal your seed. Couldn't be me.
>>522528037>i'm so tired , not right nowThat's code for," rape me now "
>>522528037>Be me>Colleague invites me to blackout Wednesday with his wife and a bunch of friends>"See you there">Show up at country club>Get free drinks because the guy runs the financials>Next bar>Girl looks familiar, friend tries to get her attention for me>Gets the wrong girl>I tell the girl she has better hair anyways>Talk to her for 10 minutes and flirt, nothing more>Go to house party and meet tons of cool people>Have a social life>Hang out with family and play computer games due to snow storm for the rest of the weekendWeekend has been just fine for me, hopefully everyone has a good holiday weekend.
>>522528037It is sunday and I woke up with sheep in the garden. I think I stole them but I do not know from where. If you had a lot of gash in high school it makes it difficult to put effort in to worse women with higher standards too.
henpecked betabuxx turbonagged white man moment
>>522528037This is why dad never married. He'd just get side-pieces when women gave him attitude problems or got stingy with sex/romance.
>>522528888checked
>>522528888FVCKING CHECKEDBut didn't God design this world as well as women?
>jeez I can't even take you to the grocery store without you not being able to control yourself!Does that make it easier for you??? All of this???
>>522528037You never have a serious conversation about sex or whine about not having it. You flirt with her, play with her, then she'll start running and you chase her around the house until she gets tired and then you start making out and have sex. Husbands have been chasing their wives around the house for hundreds of years. You don't take no for an answer every time, and when you're insistent, you just make it fun. These serious conversations about sex men have with their wives is cringe as fuck. No wonder she doesn't want to.
>>522528037The real solution
>>522528037Sex is for chad only…
>>522528260people really miss kablam
>>522529489kek. I do actually want to read the replies though. Rape is bad by the way.
>>522528037My thighs are tender since I have been shagging so hard all week and will probably power through it for one more round tonight my libido is astronomical
>>522528909>Be meu sound like a SNIZZ freek
>>522528037If she wasn't in the mood before, a passive conversation about his feelings is NOT gonna be Spanish Fly.
>>522529567Damn that's some old lore there. Supposedly that show was supposed to be picked up for a full series, but the creator was some kid in his 20s doing all the work and getting paid jack shit. He called it quits so Nickelodeon went with Spongebob instead. 1990s animation was crazy, they just gave a bunch of 25 year old animators money and told them to come up wit something. Now studios need like 20 writers and to make sure it offends nobody but appeals to no one.
>>522528037I love when women are like... hmm but I'm actually tired/not in the mood.Bitch you don't have to be in the mood. Roll over I'm lubing your hole and using to masturbate into until my ropes have been shot. You don't even have to stop looking at Instagram reels.
>>522529663Mine are tender because COVID made all my muscles sore, I'm just feeling human again today.
>>522528037>begging for sex in a relationshiptake it what you want
>>522528037>i'm tiredonly man can say that, because when tired/not in mood he can't get HARD, but you are a woman, a hole, zero efforts but to get fucked.What a cuck, just fuck her she will like it later, never ask
>>522530063yeah seth mcfarlane was like 21 years old when he made Larry and Steve as his final project for class.
>>522530226what phenotype is this?!
>>522528037Rape is acceptable in these circumstances.
>>522528037I spent a decade having unprotected sex with multiple women and managed to not catch any diseases. Im done with that shit. Trying to keep my dick clean. Sex with a condom on is not worth having
>>522528597thats so pathetic. men like that dont deserve any sex. because theyre so pathetic. they wont do anything about it either. just wait another week and try again
>>522528037Men's love is physical. Males' love is physical.Male cats are more affectionate than female cats.Same with horses. Same with lions. You ever see male lions? Cuddly as fuck. That's how men are too.Men want to touch and be touched by women.If your woman doesn't want to touch you then she doesn't care about your happiness, and you should consider why you're still with her.
>>522529719This girl is cute, but I can tell she's screaming at those men
>>522529719Going to Australia for what m8?
>>522528037>Yes, U.S. STD rates had been breaking records for multiple years, with 2019 seeing the sixth consecutive year of all-time highs for chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis. While rates are still high, preliminary data for 2023 showed a slight decrease, and the rate of increase has slowed for some STDs like syphilis. You are welcome.(-_-)
i'm married with kids. i get sex on demand whenever i want. how? drinking, getting out of the house, fucking shit up, making moves. getting rejected. trying again. treating life like a game.
>>522528037Why is he talking to his holes?
>>522528888big digits confirm women are soulless vessels occupied by succubus demons
>>522529719>look at the snozz on that kikeI would still lick her snizz. I bet with that hair ger snizz probably taste like hot tamales
>>522528896We don't have a communal rapists like they do in Moldova, so we gotta take matters in our own hands, Romanian bro.
>>522528737>and an onlyfans ho.I wish. She's just some feminist lesbian streamer.
>gf is "tired">wants me to just fuck her while she lays there>i bust a quick nutfirst time she has ever done this, is it over anons?
>>522528037I married once, and that was her. So, I went out and fucked bitches. Now, divorced, I still fuck and they are the ones initiating it. You snooze you lose. PS. Never get married or have kids, they will blame you for all their imagined problems.
>>522530826>feminist lesbian streamerYou mean a dyke? If the bitch is a dyke just call her a dyke
>>522530133Likely the chemtrails go stretch and workout to get those lymph nodes working
>>522528254Holy shit, what a loser
>>522528774>I think I would just rape herkek, may or may not have done some questionable shit the other night when the wife polished of a bottle of wine.
>>522530532Kill yourself meme flag. You will burn in hell
>>522530916yes, it's over. my ex would say you have 5 minutes to cum when she finally would let me fuck her. Run now.
>>522528037My wife told me she's too tired the entire weekend including today when we had nothing going on. Our fight was much more volatile than your video.
>>522531030Right. Taurens really don’t even have any good racial talents, he’s really limiting himself by not rolling an Orc. And private servers are worse than a dick in your ass. I think that’s the true reason he’s rolling a Tauren on a private server. Every time he gets laid he ends up with a dick in his ass
>>522528037>not just surprising your love with jizz>sperming her eyes out
>>522528037My wife let's me do whatever as long as I clean up. If she's sick or upset I can wait a day or so. I just outright tell her I need a quickie sometimes and she does it.I'm happy with my little SEA girl. This is how I sleep knowing 1 in 3 white women are making their partner's life a living sexless hell when there's millions of little SEA girls that will literally fight over you.
>>522531270She no longer finds you attractiveit's time to kill her
>>522529004She has that look of being very mentally unwell.
>>522528445literally this lolt. going on 12 years
>>522529719Riley gives off loose snizz energy and these guys ain't buying what she is selling.
>>522528584OP must be a college student. Thanksgiving weekend is when all the girls you fucked or wanted to fuck in high school are back in town.
>>522528037>"Oh, you don't wanna have sex? Okay, I'll just jack off to some nasty porn and loudly describe what I'm doing the whole time. Love you."
>>522531294Health bonus and warstomp, orcs are the big gay and the heal debuff from activating groid rage is not nearly worth the effect
>>522529004>rules for sex>Three whites visibleThis is a very psycho bitch.Sanpaku eyes.Dude looks like he's had his soul ripped from him. Probably gets beaten by her unprompted.
>>522531270My wife is down to only once a month. Shits killing me. Meanwhile I've got 3 other women throwing themselves at me and i have to keep saying no.
>>522529719>Adventure buddyGTFO bitch
>>522528254the first girl I was fucking was a milf who was obsessed with sex and it was awesome but it deep down it felt empty and I cut it off because I wanted an actual future with someone but now I'm blackpilled, even if you can get a relationship it just becomes a drain on youbasically the stuff in the movies isn't real and I realize that now
>>522528037sex is a temporary thing for a shitton of pain and suffering, make the consequences of sex less life destroying and I might consider it again, start with divorce laws and feminist bullshit.
>>522528888Checked.
>>522531424How’s does a Canadian woman tell a man she’s no longer attracted to him? South Park says you all do everything different up there. Why did my wife queef in my face? https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=28oWUAw85Gg
>>522528037> Having sex to show him you love himLOL found the problem She should be having sex with you because you make her HORNY
>>522529719for any women (lol) confused as to what Rylie did wrong here that turned off 100% of men in the room:she comes off as expensive and high maintenance with her globetrotting, is likely a yuppie with severely inflated standards given she can afford these vacations herself, probably fucks lots of dudes on her singleton "adventures", and while not particularly ugly, she's simply not attractive enough to even pretend to tolerate any of those things in order to have sex with her. the only boxes i can think of in the "undesirable modern woman" list that she doesn't check in that short clip are obesity, narcissism, and vulgarity.
>>522531727>Health bonus and warstompCouldn't believe anyone would ever say what he said. Warstomp is one of the strongest pvp racials in the game. Health bonus is strictly the best passive stat bonus in the game, since every class uses hp, not to mention bear form.
>>522532153tldr>she's not attractive
>>522528037Got plenty of snizz from Ops mom
>>522532396she's very average. many men would pursue her if she didn't display so many other undesirable qualities.
>>522528037>do you even WANT to have sex in your lifetime?Yes, with my wife, not with a random prostitute from Arabia or Russia.
>>522530226I'd let her behead me if you catch my drift.
>>522529489And now I have a boner. I think he's on to something
>>522528037i had sex last night though you jewish faggot also herbs
>>522532537The Insufferable Zoomer White Boy™
>>522531558Not really. Thanksgiving is about visiting family and shit.
>>522532200I actually knew someone was going to come in panties full creamed over the aoe stun. It’s okay, I expected it. You’re not wrong, I just try to make people laugh sometimes. And I couldn’t think of a way to make a better world of Warcraft joke. Know why? Because world of Warcraft is incredibly unfunny. Let’s hear your version of the joke, and make it good. I want a good one
>>522529567>sniz and fondue>formerly pussy and cum
>>522529719>first and only questionARE YOU DOWN TO FUCK>yesOK we can fuck and take it from there>noGO AWAYGONOWDONT LOOK BACK
>>522528037That guy should just get on HRT honestly, hes embarassing our entire gender.>>522528774Yeah, but do you see that guy? Not his looks, his behaviour. If he was a woman, he had the sex appeal of a 70 year old nun. Begging for sex is basically the ultimate pussy repellant. You just lift up her skirt and see how serious she is about her initial resistance.
>>522528037>Letting roasties steal your life forceShiggy
>>522532684What a loser for not choosing forsaken for WOTF.
>>522528037
>>522528037Leave and do what? Wander around till I happen upon a fertile woman?
>>522532648Not in my experience, it's more about having some quick no strings attached fun while everyone is back together. College freshmen and sophomores are literal teenagers they dont want to spend any more than the absolute minimum amount of time with family. Thanksgiving weekend sophomore year I remember getting hit up by two different girls I had fucked that summer.
>>522528037I live with, and spend all my time with my parents. We all run several businesses together, my dad works a finance job on top of that. I did all that “dude let’s party bro” and the “dating” shit. I had shit friends (minus my best friend) and the girls all sucked. One of them even accused me of rape despite only holding her hand. She wanted clout I’m guessing. So I’m literally living my best life nowI cooked all of the Thanksgiving stuff and fed 20+ people that came over. EtcMost people are not there for you, but those that are, are the only ones that matter
>>522528037If I wanted snizz, it's fairly easy to get, however it's either whores or fatties, or both. I'm good.
My girlfriend has a massive abscess/anal fistula right next to her vag so we can't have sex but she did give me some good head last night
>>522531817I knew a milf that had sex with retards. it was her hobby and she was open about it. she told me that it felt wonderful being able to provide romantic love and intimacy for people who struggled so hard to understand the world. The way she described it was that it was like being fucked by an animal, since they operate on instinct when it comes to sex. Most are chronic masturbators and are desensitized to sustained contact, so retards fuck hard and long, and they’re very selfish in bed. She enjoyed seducing them and the way they reacted when she let on that she was serious and wanted them to mount her. She told me that she never used condoms when she had sex with retards, not because she liked them, but because it was degrading and thrilling for such a terribly misshapen person to cum inside of her and get her pregnant. According to her, she had aborted 15 retard babies over the years. Think about that. Think about how much sex with retards she had to have been having to get knocked up with downy sperm 15 times. she was incredibly hot even at 45 but after knowing that possibly a hundred or more retards had their way with her and had cum inside her, I couldn’t bring myself to have sex with her. She seemed really into me though, and I’m not really sure why.
>>522528597Kekaroooo
>>522532933Smh. Great joke anon. It landed with about the same vibe as that lady comedian trying to call a disgraced Weinstein a rapist instead of trying to come up with an actual joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=28oWUAw85Gg
Nice feet
>>522528037I had this conversation with my wife but instead of sounding so fucking gay I told her, "this is why men have affairs with younger women" and we've had an every couple nights arrangement since.
>>522528888Checked & quads of truth
>>522529567>>522530063Action League Now was probably the best along with Prometheus and Bob.One guy also did all the work on Prometheus and Bob too.
>>522528037Looked this guy up apparently I'm the same age but I spend my time hitting on college girls at the local uni instead of getting henpecked by whores.
>>522529719>>522532153>>522532396I like redheads, so she's attractive.
>>522528037Shit tier feet desu. Would unironically dump.
>>522528909GTFO normalfaggot
>>522528909>Be me>Don't drink>Have wife and kids>Made cedar tea this morning and drank some with my wife>Baked homemade pizza this eveningWeekend has been fine for me too.
>>522528254>for the bored
>>522530946What's wrong with dykes?
>>522533579>>522533706good job bros, it's nearly 2026 at this point most of us here are in our 30's or higher. The fact that OP is talking to the board like it's full of socially retarded teenagers is laughable.
>>522528037>"Tonight">"Play chess"lmao. Imagine not having an essentially free use rule.The only excuse women/men have is if they have shift work / children / are sick.
>>522533509>Great joke anon.I think it was better than yours. But we have different senses of humor. Pretending to be a retard is one of the most common types of humor, though not one that appeals to me.
>>522531344Saar you are race mixer Saar. You will have little eliot rodger muttlets
>>522533706Based. What are your results? Do you get laid
>>522528037Listen to this anon. I don't know what to do anymore.I've been assertive and fun most of my life.I roll up to this bitch's workplace and when she calls my name into her office, I stand up and say "Hi~"She professionally "all good with you?"I reply "Everything is very good with me how are you?"I will never forget how she turned her head, this qt, and looked up at me like I was Elvis Presley.In her office, she giggled and whispered with her secretary.Later in the same day, she asked if I wanted to see her again for a follow up.At the time, this was just how I was. This qt was the 55th girl I saw that day and I just saw her professionally. She became very interested in me within 10 minutes.I had a friendly, non-romantic relationship with this woman, where she would say yes immediately if I just asked, but I was distracted with the launch of my business.For two years, she idolized me.Finally, I frustrate her, so she moves on.She settles for a dude like the guy in the OP, though very compatible with her.Before ending our relationship, she basically flipped me off twice. I sensed something was up and then I lost her.I see her boyfriend, and I panic. This is the type of guy I lost to. I FOMO into this cunt but she's made up her mind. So I treated her like I don't even know her anymore. Walked past her on the street several times like she doesn't exist. She orbited my work for a few months but I haven't seen her anymore. She is still with that guy. Maybe she knows, maybe she doesn't, but I hate it a lot. I wouldn't take her back now out of ego but moving forward, I feel like I am becoming more and more like the faggot in the OP, and less like myself.Thanks for reading my blog where I stroked my ego a little more and I didn't even offer the courtesy of revealing my flag
>>522530916Romance might be requiredThree options depending on whore type>shiny objects as gifts>untrue flattery about character or appearance >alcohol or various other substances of holes vice type
>>522531030Post tits.
>>522528037Insane that men don't just fuck their wives lol. And they complain that the wife doesn't want sex.
>>522533794>Shit tier feet desu.There is literally nothing wrong with her feet.
>>522533948Everything.They're mentally ill degenerate Chad rejects who eventually turn into pooners once they become more mentally deranged. Oh plus alot of them are secretly fujos, meaning they're into boy-boy love porn.They're better off killing themselves.
>>522528037How would YOU play chess with these feet btw?
>>522533988Oh say more words funny guy. You opening your mouth is like music to my ears. Your comedy is a hoot, your chit chat could land a dime piece
>>522528037I have a Christian wife who believes it is her Christian duty to give it up when I want it. We did it once today and twice yesterday. Feels good bros
>>522533420This is why I keep coming here after all these years.
>>522533420Ok thats enough internet for me tonight
>>522533420>She seemed really into me thoughah the punch line
>>522528037>When your partner keeps rejecting your advances.Wanna fuck?No. I'm (insert bullshit reason here)K I'm getting a hooker.
>>522533647Does anyone else remember Prometheus & Bob being black and white? or is it just me. It scared the crap out of me as a kid and I remember one of the reasons was it being black and white. Could this be a Mandala Effect?
>>522534276John K fucked that girl and later on she exposed him and cancelled him, fucking bitch
>>522534253They should actually leave them. They reason they stay is the problem.The problem with women like this is that they strip you away from your manhood.If you pin them down and fuck them, to them, it's a sign that you need them for sexual gratification. They start withholding sex as a power move. "Just fucking them" feels pathetic.People like the guy in the OP choose to stay anyway, and they appease them to win their interest back. That is how they lose.They need to be ready to break it off, and watch how the woman quickly submits to keep them.And that is the agreement in a relationship. If she can't give you what you need, the way you want it, you shouldn't give her what she needs, the way she wants it.
>>522529355True
>being in a cυck dynamic where the male has to supplicate for sexual activity>in the first place, being in a cυck dynamic with a F*MALENigger-brained niggers, please... kill yourselves.
>>522533420>She seemed really into me though, and I’m not really sure why.People change, King. She wanted a chad for a change.
>>522534311I've actually done standup and never failed to get a laugh. Sorry I don't really feel like putting in a bunch of effort into some WoW joke.
>>522528037> you had 4 days of partyingDude who the fuck is out smashing random on Thanksgiving weekend. We’re hanging out with our families and redpilling them on the evils of the jew irl
>>522530513What the FUCK IS THAT.
not me. when my gf acts like this, I just go fuck my ex. when and if she finds out, I just tell her, "you can't be serious, are you? why are you surprised? what is this 'feeling hurt' shit?" she literally starts trying to put out more and i turn it down, because i know it's not sincere. the mere fact that I had to do that to get her be fucking normal, indicates this isn't about me, but about her! it never was. I like it the way it is.
>>522534618>If you pin them down and fuck them, to them, it's a sign that you need them for sexual gratification. They start withholding sex as a power move. "Just fucking them" feels pathetic.Women enjoy and need rough handling sex. Taking what you want and not pussy footing around should always be a thing, some of the time. It reminds them that you are a sexual creature, that you find them irresistible and have a dominant streak all things that anyone wants from their partner's. Guy in OP's video needs to fuck her there and then. hard.
>>522528445Ironically that would work, though you'd have to keep at it. The more a person does something, the more acclimated and accepting to it they become. If you go without sex a long time, you need it less. If you fuck (or fap) every day, you need it more. Sure, let your spouse have their way occasionally; it doesn't help to be a demanding tyrant, but don't let a lack of sex become a pattern, or else she just gets used to it, and so do you. "Raping" her would be exciting for you both, and then the next time you go to "rape" her, she'd sorta expect it and things would go smoother. Before you know it, you don't even need to "rape" anymore.There's other factors at play of course. The "ick" thing with women is fucking obnoxious but not totally groundless.
>>522535044Subdermal implants.
>>522528037I came balls deep in my white gf after meeting her family at Thanksgiving. We went back to our hotel and she was teasing me so I went goblin mode and prone boned her for almost 11 minutes before i coomed.
>>522533420Beautiful digits for a great post.
this shit LITERALLY just happened to me. I wanted seconds and she said she just ate and she feels stuffed. So, I said, okay. 5 minutes later, she waltzes in with a plate of food saying, "I'm not hungry, but my rate buds aren't satiated." My response was, "... but, you can eat." I just texted my ex. I'm going to be okay.
>>522534922>crickets
>>522535430Taste* buds
>>522529153>But didn't God design this world?Yeah he did, and it was good. Then he gave the world to people with free will, and watched them absolutely trash it. Read Genesis and you'll see how transhumanism and GMO triggered God into sending the flood and starting over with an almost clean slate. His perfect creation was fucking ruined and it crushed him.>as well as women?Yes, and God told woman that the only way she could redeem herself was to be faithful to her husband and bear his children. Yet today we live in a world where women cheat on their husbands, ask for poly/open relationships, or just never get married, and never bear any children, or abort their pregnancies.God did literally nothing wrong. Free will is just too heavy a burden to bear.
>>522528037> partner> rejects your advancesShe isn't your partner. Next.
>>522533948They lick snizz, for starters.
>>522528037I got Thanksgiving pussy and went carp fishing. Was awesome.
>>522533948diddled at a young age causes a lifelong fear of men. Chad cock can cure this easy, fat ugly bastard cock can work too but it takes a lot longer.
>>522528203It is for women because feelings. And with the modern woman it's about leverage/transactionalism since women are born judaized and feminism dialed it up even among the ones raised traditionally. Eg my wife was raised in a Christian, happily married parent home and she still expects it be voluntary and to even enjoy it when we do have sex so the entitlement is everywhere now
>>522528037It's better to be poor, at least you know the women who let you fuck want you and care about you
>>522528037I broke up with every women that refuses sex with me more than a week if we were in some sort of "relationship"
>>522535228I think, if it ain't there, it ain't there. why bother with all the mental gymnastics and other bullshit. just find someone else to fuck and slot her for whatever useful purposes she serves.
>>522528260It didn't, just people on toktok. That and cRaSh OuT, which was heavily heavily adopted by (you) jeets
>>522528445
>>522528037>partnerHe's a homo.
>>522535759That really only works for the godless. Actually, to be honest I've never heard of it working at all. It's just a coping mechanism for a shit situation.
>>522528888Pretty based actually.
>>522535998Christ-tard spotted
>>522534014>who is bj penn>who is robbie lawler>who is petr yan
>>522528597Topkek, sad but true
>>522529489>When I get a better job I'm going to ruin her body with children. God I love her.This part gets me every time, it's great.
>>522536056The Lord rebuke you.
>>522528037Niggas really be living like this.
>>522529719Which one of you faggots is this
>>522535110>Guy in OP's video needs to fuck her there and then. hard.You're right. I made it petty. All brother actually needs to do is to just take it for a few seconds, get his release and then go back to what he was doing and like that never happened.She will cream her pants and goon to him in private.
>>522536152KYS retard
>>522529489>I'll ask of she wants to go do something outsideThis is what gives it away as fake, no woman would ever formulate an idea of what to do/see/eat when asked.
>>522533786She's a jew.
>>522531030you seem to be the loser here if you're an adult obsessing over sex. Sex was incredible as a teenager, no denying that, but as an adult its fucking boring. No I don't have low T.
>>522529719
>>522528037>there are people out there that live in relationships like this This shit makes me want to gouge my eyes out.
>>522536260You might be high T but everyone is low HGH after youth, meaning recovery is much slower. Sex becomes more draining.
>>522528798if they do this they 100% are cheating and want to keep you as a paypig
>>522536221Your post is a reflection of yourself. Wicked. You are the pig who doesn't deserve the pearls. Just fuck off if you can't be civil like real humans.
>>522534438somehow i simultaneously remember it being black and white but also remember that prometheus is purple. Prometheus and Bob also scared the shit out of me for a while but later I thought it was the best part of kablam
>>522528037>That gay faceYeah, he wants to take a load alright. A load of cum from some other guy's balls.He is LARPing as a guy who wants sex from a female because that's how he thinks he should act. He doesn't. He is an obvious gay.
>>522529004This had better be satire. I would rather be alone forever than have to deal with a creature like that.
>>522532152this!
>>522533420i swear ive seen this before
>>522528037Legalize domestic battery and rape
>>522532153Well yeah, she didn't bring anything to the table. Rather than essentially saying "Here's what I can do for you!" she said "Here's what I want, now which of you is gonna give me what I want?" Fuck that.And she's got at least one jewish parent. Imagine that being your mother or father in law. Nooooope.
>>522528037My best rating yet was 680 in blitz.I mean i dont get the technique n shit but i guarantee you i will be above 1000 in the next year. I think above that it is all cancer. But i m looking forward to that.
>>522528798Same, it only got worse after the first few times and I was like fuck this
>>522532153Travel = increased risk of disease. Exotic places that are favorites of IG posts are places where parasitic worms are near universal. This is the same motivating revulsion about male homos and why ink injections into the largest immune system organ is unappealing. Even hair dye is proven to increase cancer risk. Makeup too.
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Washington, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.Do with this information what you will.
>>522536781I think hikaru is slowly greying and he is also a manlet.
>>522534438>>522536504I'm sure the intro had some black and white scenes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCOejMOcZCI
>>522528037>>522534140Woman pretending to be a man. Drop dead you stupid cunt.
>>522536859I love this copypasta.
>>522529004There are so many white couples like this, with a Nordic male and some more goblina looking woman. Probably what happened in early European history as Indo-Aryans moved in on the borealized Eskimo like Old Europeans.
>>522528888holy checked. as the mandalorians would say this is the way (cringe reddit I know) but still it's a win win scenario. through getting close to God you will be closer to heaven, through doing so you will unanchor yourself from all thoughts and worry about getting pussy and all that shit. on the flip side such a personality may eventually end up attracting a succubus to flip you if you truly embody that spirit and just focus on taking care of yourself etc.
>>522536454Crybaby faggot Christ-tard
>>522528037I worked Thursday and Friday
>>522536859Why have a gm title in the first place, it is like saying you tried?
>>522537136Well, the woman in that photo is jewish. There are indeed a lot of White male/jewish female marriages, and they're all deeply unhappy, and these days the kids are all trooned out.>>522537170>on the flip side such a personality may eventually end up attracting a succubus to flip you if you truly embody that spirit and just focus on taking care of yourself etc.Yeah, many many many people have said that as you get closer to God and lose your love for the material world, demons get triggered and start attacking you much more fiercely. They want to upset you and demoralize you enough to make you question if God even cares about you at all.
>>522537312I think top 10 or barely 100 makes a bit of a difference.
>>522536429Gtfoh faggot
>>522529004He looks absolutely fucking miserable. You can see the mental illnesses on her face as well. That relationship has to be hell for that man. You just know whatever sex he does get, is unappealing and underwhelming at best. You could snuff the life out of that man, and with his dying breath, he would thank you. >>522528037Eh the guy can do better. I bet you she sucks ass at chess anyway. Probably uses the same moves over and over, never thinks up anything different.
>>522529004>Sanpaku eyes
>>522528037Do these NWO self hating white couples ever drink together? Every time we'd sip a few, I'd always end up doing it with my ex. They must genuinely not like each other if they can't even split a bottle of vino
>>522537136I mean dad gotta try.
>>522528737He isn't a red pill manosphere guy
>>522537513Recently there's been some headlines that people these days (under age 50 or 40) don't really drink alcohol.I'm married and we don't drink alcohol, ever. Just not interested, really.
>>522528037What a fucking manlet. You don't go telling your wife "let's have sex tonight" and shit like that. You grab her by the pussy, 360 body slam her on the cushions and fuck her el muchador style.
>>522537544https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEoLxBchfH8
My wife has sex with me 2x a week and I still had to rape her once today and then again at lunch (her idea that time)
>>522537656staged. He lost on purpose
>>522528037I didn't because my wife can't have sex for a few weeks after childbirth.
>>522537656Last thing i would do is let a female win.
>>522528597This
>>522528888While I agree that anon is correct about women, I still think one should fight the battle and try instead of overdosing on blackpills. Better to fight and lose eternally than meekly wander off into the wilderness like a cuck.
>>522537611How does she give consent in that scenario? Eughh red flag for sure
>>522530417>Men's love is physical. Males' love is physical.And the worst part is, women know this. So when she isn't touching you, she knows exactly what she is doing to you.
>>522528037Maybe I think you are gay because you keep asking me to wear a microphone and do skits Presley!
>>522537583If my fellow zoomies stopped throwing their money at sportball betting and shitty chain food/coffee every day, they'd have enough shekels to afford a well earned drink at the end of the week and maybe find it in themselves to get intimate with their partners. I legit don't see the point in dating someone if she won't put out most days of the week, let alone marrying her
>>522537739>and then again at lunch (her idea that time)10/10 perfect sex life
>>522537583I drink at home or mu buddys garage. We buy 30 packs of cans.Fuck drinking out at a bar, who tf pays $10 for a single fucking beer.
>>522537951Imagine everyone laughing at you after losing to a girl.
>>522530368Same but I spent 2. I think most STDs are either a myth or seriously overblown.
>>522538192>I legit don't see the point in dating someone if she won't put out most days of the week, let alone marrying her100%, it's literally the duty of both people in a marriage to have sex with each other. Sex is a biological need like eating, and physical touch is also necessary. There's studies showing that babies who don't get touched other than for feedings and diaper changes literally start withering away, physically and mentally. Some tough-guys will assert that being "touch-starved" is pussy shit, but they're retarded; it's real.I think I've read that in Islam, if a husband refuses to fuck his wife, he can be formally and legally disciplined. Don't quote me on that. So, even when women are 2nd class citizens a man is still expected to meet her basic needs.The drinking of alcohol, or money to afford alcohol is a separate matter, tho.>>522538312Drinking at a bar was always a rip-off, but if a person found good company in doing so then I guess it'd be worth it, within reason. Drinking at a bar these days? Lol, lmao even. Like restaurants (and everything else) the cost has ballooned to ridiculous degree. Yes, only a fool would do that now.
>>522528037>that webmhe should rape the bitch or leave her for a bitch that gives him sex.
>>522536859>>522537045>>522537312Don't worry, folks. It IS a pasta.(earliest: 2017)https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74144104/#74144168
>>522528037>>522528037Kylie... Let's cut to the chase, spit or swallow?
>>522538577I wasn't worried. I know it's pasta. I've read it a dozen times. I don't think he made it up, though.One reason I like it is just how it makes me feel compassion for them both. A man should not have to raise or train his wife. But because parents do not parent anymore, and let the tv or social media raise their offspring, that's where we're at. You either have no wife, or a wife who you need to train yourself. It's extremely cruel to the women that they are given NO wife training anymore. Believe me; they want to be good at it, despite the overwhelming volume of propaganda screaming at her 24/7 that being a woman sucks and that marriage is slavery.That dude's wife was undoubtedly terrified at being disciplined for the first time in her life, but she's glad it happened, because she needed it.
> Given that most women openly admit to cheating on their partner from time to time, it doesn't seem like they have any moral issue with it. Most will flip the script if caught out. "How dare you invade their privacy". The only indication you're going to get is that she doesn't want sex when she's already getting it else where.Stop begging like a whipped dog, and start planning your exit strategy. Get clear, reset, then move on to a younger better version. Odds are the fuck buddy is either married or much lower incoming than you. Regardless, they're not going to want to buy the cow. It's the challenge/risk of fucking a married woman that some men chase.Always remember that a woman losses most of her value after 25. And, always get a prenup if you have equal or more than she does.If you're going to get fucked by alimony or child-support, leave the country to one that you can't be touched in. The game is rigged, so don't even play. Flip the board.
>>522535560Nigger did you even read the Bible? God did NOT make the Woman, Jehova did. God made the adam (hebrew word for mankind) MALE and FEMALE in Genesis 1. Then after Their work was done They went to rest. That's when LORD aka Jehova appeared in Genesis 2 and they made the Woman using cells of mankind (hebrew word of bone is actually essem ->essence, if not cell then maybe semen). Tired of faggots attributing evil works to God the Father of Jesus. Curvy men, women built like fridges, niggers etc were never meant to exist, they're the byproduct of mankind mixing with STRANGE FLESH.
>>522539207Power-level witnessed
>>522539207Don't start out by calling me nigger, not if you want me to read the rest of what you have to say.Yes, I've read the Bible. Both Adam and Eve were made in Genesis 2.Genesis 1 is all about the world being made. Adam does not appear in that chapter.
>>522528774>I think I would just rape her tbqhMarital rape is the way forward. It's less of a problem than grooming though, forcibly waxing pubes is WAY harder than just fucking.
>>522528037You lost your bet sir. I did in fact bang my coworker after Thanksgiving dinner and I will bang her again tomorrow night.
Been there, done that. It's honestly not a big deal and the reason you cannot even get a sample is because you put pussy on a pedestal as if life is "not worth living" without letting your DNA out near a girl..
>>522528037I cannot stand faggots who show mics in the shot. No class whatsoever.
>>522528037Rape
>>522530513MPox
>>522530226Highlander queen theme playing . Here we are born to be kings………we are the prince s of the universe…..damn that show was good.
>>522539522First and foremost: Nigger Nigger Nigger NiggerThen:>Genesis 1:26-27: 26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.Trolling?
>>522535737>It is for womenWho cares. Didn't read the rest.
>>522528037I banged a Korean girl this morning, started with a DS but she wasnt very talented so i then pounded her guts until we both came. Afterwords i went to work and made 6 hours of overtime then came home and hung out with the wife and kids. All in all pretty standard saturday.
>>522529567>>522530063Sniz and fondue. Exactly what I thought of, too. >sniz>invader zim>courage>angry beavers>rocko
>>522528037Tyrone and his crew ran a train on her though. Such is the life of the typical middle class whiteboi.
>>522531751Just have sex with other women lmao. She will literally respect you more.
>>522540222>having to rape your wifewhy would you ever want to fuck someone that doesn't want to fuck you?If your wife doesn't want to put out or keep her body attractive withhold her spending money and go bang a whore like a respectable man.
how they get so much ass like what makes it be like that mesmerizing to say the least
>>522540803I hate when they shove that small ass microphone into someone's face when they ask a question.
>>522528037dudes obviously gay, he really wants to suck on tyrone fat cock or on mine.
>>522529719>JUSTICENFOR RILEY!11!A 2/10 wants to drain your bank account for her "fun." The sheer, unmitigated gall...
>>522529004The only thing I got out of this image is that the guy is clearly making his kids puke on purpose
>>522531344>married a chongerTell me you are a loser in another way
>>522528888>BLESSED blackpill
>>522529489>n-no anon i'm too ti- PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>522529026bastard cope
My wife's over 39 weeks pregnant and feels like it'll happen any minute, so we're holding off on sex until tomorrow so we can have a December baby.
THIS GUY SNIZZES
>>522536859>I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.THATS WHAT YOU THINK!
>>522539207AKSHUALLY, Zeus made women ( first one being Pandora ) to nerf mankind because He feared we will overtake the Gods and also as a punishment along with a box of horrors on her because we became denegerates after falling from grace in Olympus.TL;DR: Christianity copied Hellenism but threw away the cool parts.
>>522546789Oh forgot to mention, Titan Prometheus made Man.
>>522546864Also Prometheus was punished because he gave us Fire ( knowledge ), later on a demi-God named Hercules freed Prometheus, fitting that a son of man and Zeus the Allfather frees our creator symbolizing an end to the Man - God - Titan hostility.
>>522529719die of nitrogen narcosis slut
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