PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
With that Rizzo at bed bath and beyond comment this may be the first acknowledgment from the show that he’s a huge fag.
>>522534376TYB and good evening anons
TYB, and hoping we have another busy night with Female Dan at the helm.
Merry Xmas senpai
>Is it in your buttcrack or your britches?
Can someone posts links plz
morning gents
I haven't caught OPL in a while. Has it gotten any better?
>>522534729>Female DanMx. Abrams finally transitioned and started living his true, authentic self?
>>522534376>one ladycopToo many
Hello friends, I missed last night's episode but I'm catching up now. Do we think Dan is going to work tonight or not?
>>522535739dan was off last night so it was automatically betterhttps://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>522535930still think this is emily meade but super fat
>>522535936thanks fren, 'preciate the linky too
>>522535962Hi Mr Bot. Did you experience memory loss?
>>522536121What? No? I’m trying to find out if anything ever happened to that cop!
Ooooh, darn, it looks like we lost the feed there. Let’s get it a break, 9 departments, I see flashing lights in two of them, we’ll be right back.
>>522536497I love your copy pasta, I actually have them saved in a text file lol. I really like the one that uses mexican one and the jewish one kek.
Imagine if Trump was on OPL
When did officer zogbot do this? I must have passed ou
>>522537109It was some time near Halloween
>>522536855I really wish they'd livestream ICE raids, all the ones I've seen have been 100x more entertaining than OPL.
>>522534376Yeah bois we are so back or something.
This better be good.
>Coming up on Martin Luther KingOh this is gonna be good
Anyone have a different link than the TV app. That shit doesn't work on my fire stick. What happened to ol shrimpy?
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
https://www.youtube.com/live/1_pSAbYyVJE?si=qx4Z3l2QDVpW2DbsHigh speed Chase
>>522537379dios mio
It's another Dan in drag night! sashay sashay
>>522537749>if only you knew how bad things really are
does he smoke crack?
>>522537508>me in sunglasses
Owning a pet raccoon is illegal in Tennessee.
based raccoon owner
>>522534376Amazing St. Bernard. WTF raccoon?
>BRO THAT’S NOT MY CAR DAWG
>>522537924Maybe he has a coon loicense.
Holy shit that St Bernard is fucking yuge. I could not afford to feed him and myself.
Not so high speed chase going onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_pSAbYyVJE
>>522538135Imagine the smell.
What's up bros? I just ate a slice of apple pie that's leftover from Thanksgiving.
>>522538185>Imagine the smell.
>>522538218I had the last of the leftovers tonight. I wish I had some pie.
>>522538332I bet the racoon rides the doggo
Test
in the pre-recorded footage before first break
>woman talkingshe should at least be in a bikini
I'm sorry officer, I... didn't know I couldn't do that.
>gun in the carJesus he's lucky he didn't get ventilated immediately
at this point, if you really didn't do anything, you should probably just get out of the car lol
genx are as bad as boomers
Just shoot this fag
>>522538621
How are they having so much trouble pulling him out?
>>522538657They’re on TV so they’re being gentler than usual
Blackest White guy ever on the show?
God this guy talks like a nigger and he's in his 40's. Fucker thinks he's Jesse Pinkman.
>>522538738>White guyi didn't see one
Shouldn't this guy get a charge for the gun too? You can't have illegal drugs and a firearm simultaneously.
>>522538793federally yeah
Damn someone cap that spicy Latina booty
>>522538793yeah he's in a boatload of trouble
cameraperson refuses to give us a view of the gyatt
>double felony probation
Her boobs are spilling out over the top
>>522539012BYE BYE
>>522535930Hey draw anon!
>>522539012
>>522539019Her ass was busting out the back too… I would involve myself in her loco familia to hit that every night
He's racing to a commercial break
>>522539019Women should do your look more often, it's super hot. Discontinue fake hair and eyelashes and nails, most of the dumb shit women do and just wear a tight bra
>i shit on myself
>You don't need to do that backup stuff. It's me.
>>522539174Impossible. He works every day. He’s not that guy.
>>522539110Ma’am Dan lets the niggardly nigger out… Oh shit public pants shitting where’s itchy butt anon?
A nigga shits in he own mouth. A shameful nigga.
He said he's not that guy, let him go.
he works at hyundai
Went shopping today and almost had a close encounter of the diverse kind. In the parking lot I hear a car repeatedly honking. I clock that it’s a BMW with blackout tint but ignore it. Keeps honking and I hear, hey you in the [color] jacket. I know they mean me but voice sounds Black and the car is sus so I ignore. They keep honking and yelling but I can’t hear worse. I drive away and take precautions that I’m not followed. I think it was two BM I saw in the store filming various scenes of fucking with merchandise and yelling the N word etc. I kinda glared at them so IDK what they planned in the parking lot.
Hyundai aint gonna like dis.
please please
>>522539208Why is this cop so emotional over this stop? Just arrest him, charge him, book him and move on.
>>522538485>ahem...A Woman is SPEAKING
perhaps niggers can't see police lights like they can't hear the smoke detector beep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_pSAbYyVJEBREAKING BREAKING BREAKING
>did X>I wouldn't do XDid this nigger forget what happened a couple minutes ago?
>>522539241>>522539250And Mercedes
>>522539262>I WOULDN'T DO THATgoldfish memory alternate universe nigger theory confirmed
>>522539268Driver must have been super reckless.
>>522539268He's got the fatigue.
>>522539299Multiple tabs are active
>>522539317To him, it was a different nigger entirely. Some other nigger did that, he would never do that.
>>522539317This gentleman could likely pass the breakfast test.>But I did have breakfast this morning.
>>522539279Just part of the environment that becomes part of the background,like waves at the beach.
>>522539333checked
>>522539470PLEASE MAN I WORK AT DA HYUNDAI FOR 26 YEARS
>>522539373>I've been working for Hyundai
>>522539518You think he sells or fix the cars?
>>522539584detailing
>>522539333Checked. And I work with several people like this. They’ll mandate a policy one day and the next day do the complete opposite.
what kind of drugs is that? Eye drops?
>>522539299LA looks like such a shithole and I wouldn’t ever want to live there
>>522539584He's probably the porter.
>>522539584he definitely sells something
dis nigga dealin
Why is that tequila bottle shaped like a hex cap screw?
>>522539676Some members of our society measure their net worth based on how much cash is in their pocket.
>>522539676>Dats jus bonus four mah employees
>>522539855He likely had a 1/4 tank of gas too, don't sell him short.
>>522539851>Strong bolt tequilaMa’am Dan is monitoring us
>>522539676based....normies deserve to get hooked to break their NPC programming
>>522539851
>it's not even his car
>>522539963
the cops spiked themselves.
>>522538149And the search is on.
>>522540106And it sounded like he had $500 in each envelope
>>522540193Did those niggers actually get away despite the helicopter?
What the fuck three cop cars spiked? Some fine police work there.
>>522540190Keystone cops department
Good night for two truck drivers.
>>522540291I wonder if they keep 12 spare tires and rims on hand or if they have to wait for a tire shop to open?
>>522540287They did a decent job, pulling into a dark area with a fence that will force the cops to follow on foot. And the spotlight lost them under a tree.
>>522540524if they take the cars home they're probably individually responsible for maintenance
Men can’t just enjoy a prostitute
>>522540190I’ve ran over spike strips when they were chasing someone ahead of me and didn’t get them out of the road in time before I went past. The chase ended and while I was waiting for them to reopen the interstate my check tire light came on and I was worried because I had several drinks at the bar and I only made it like a quarter mile past where the original truck that was running stopped and could hear my tires flopping and had to pull over. Next thing I know is there’s a sheriff deputy pulling up behind me and he said “Oh you’re the one we hit? We were trying to find out who it was”. Then I had to sit there drunk with a cop behind me and it was cold so he told me to just sit in my car and they called a tow truck to come change my tire and told me to send the sheriff department the bill for my new tires…Those spike strips put metal things in your tires that look like penne pasta and looks like you drove over a porcupine and they’re designed to let the air out of your tires slowly unlike the old spike strips that just tried to bust your tires instantly. Once you hit the spike strips it’s over if you’re running from the police your tires are going to go flat.
Fuck I can't handle the long assvcommercial breaks. At least they haven't monetized lpbg yet
Chick-fil-A?
drive throughs in this country are out of control
>he's fat. he's not going nowhere
>he's fat he's not going nowhereok nig, that was pretty based
Seems like a potentially dangerous situation with all those people around.
>>522540750out of all the things wrong with the USA, that's your main gripe?
the chickfila drive through is a legit hazard. you could be three cars deep horizontally with no exit. i don't go
>>522540724The parole department there is actually releasing Parole Board+ soon where you can send messages to the judges.
>sunglasses at night
He got his hoe with him?
it's gonna be at least 2 days til he can get his chick-fil-a
>>522540843People will fucking cut you off at the fork in the drive thru even though you ordered before them.
god damn, they just putting this on?
>>522537657
>>522540894It’s doable with practice. My aesthetic IRL is Adam Jensen so I wear them at night always.
>>522540927probably her pimp bringing her through the drive-thru as her paycheck>anything you want off the value menu baby, it's yours
>>522540750I’m going to second this. When I drive to work, I pass by a dozen drive thrus whose lines spill onto the street and impede traffic. I work with a guy who drives to a Wendy’s drive thru that is literally 100 feet away.
>beggin stripskek
>>522540894
>>522540977god damn, i love cocaine
they make beggin strips containers that big?
>>522539074What's up friend?>>522540724>>522540882Kek I'd pay for a spin-off where the parole board members have wacky adventures in Louisiana.
>mdma peeels
Yeah he’s going to prison
>>522540882KekTYB and TKD
alright this nigga gonna do a lil time
>>522540993>>522541041eliot rodger lookin ass
>>522541098Yeah he will be locked up at least until tomorrow morning
Where's Dan this weekend?
Sure is weird how whenever Dan isn’t hosting 200% more nigger crime is shown.
>>522540750Post-pandemic, most people refuse to go inside anymore. I always go inside because it's usually quicker and I can eat my food while it's hot. Chick-fil-a will even let you order with your phone and bring the order to your table, so you don't have to wait in line at all.
>Mike Rowe stars talking>pull my boot straps so hard I throw my back out
>>522541136getting pegged in a motel
>>522541144Nice digits. I was just gonna say Faggot Dan would have cut away to some homeless old white man picking up cans in the park after closing time or something.
A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.
>>522541172
>>522541172avocado toast and iphones amirite
>>522541172>Mike Roweit's funny to know this guy isn't married and has no kidshe's basically an incel being used as an icon of masculinity, imagine my shockevery single promoted rightoid is an incel, closeted fag
>>522541172Why aren't young people working manual labor? Look at me? I was a monumental loser until my 40s when I got incredibly lucky and tossed into a hit show that I just continued being stupid and I'm a multi millionaire!
>>522541335>incel, closeted fagbut if they're fags, and they choose to remain closeted, doesn't that make them volcels?
would start a family with wholesome horse girl
>>522541388Can Bryce smell incels?
Is this gonna be a thing now? Riding horses is making a comeback?
>>522541335Being in your 60s and not having a family means you gay And I refuse to look up to a faggot.
>>522541429it's gonna come back in a big way when the system fails and the gas runs out and the roads crumble and the killing begins
>>522541412I’M GONNA RIDE MY HORSE TO THE OL TOWN ROAD
>>522541496THEN IM GONNA HANG THAT NIGGER FROM A TEN FOOT POLE
>>522541335You have to go back
>giganigga's cousin
Giganiggas cousin
Is Toledo ever coming back?
Damn they arrested the broke slim from cash money records long lost brother
>>522541599
>>522541577>>522541599giganiggamind
>>522541492I've actually thought about getting a horse and buggy for the coming years if I even last that long. Shit's fucked up. I could probably keep him in my neighbors field.
>>522540843all the ones near me were remodeled to have easy exitsthe window was replaced with a sliding door too
>>522541412Nice screenshot anon>group of people drinking beers and riding horses on the streetAm I just a city fag or is anyone else intimated by being so close to a horse? They can just fuck your shit up anytime they want. I'm scared that they're gonna get spooked by some nonsense and flip out and start bucking.
>>522541603Probably not, trashiest of white trash and darkest negroes North of Alabama
>>522541577checked>>522541599checkedDoes it only take doubles to stop his cousin?
>>522541568Mike Rowe says subscribe and suck his cawk
>>522541700Checked. Maybe it does.
>180g of cocainehe's super fucked
>>522541644you need to be horsemaxxing
>>522541700
>>522541757niggas get drone striked for less
20 years in prison easy
Someone snitched on that nigger as a sex trafficker and knew he would get pulled over. He was practically a rolling street pharmacist who’s headed to prison.
>>522541757God the first hit of cocaine with the cigarette after is God tier.
>>522541440it's not a good look for what he supposedly stands for, but obviously they're all grifting cocksuckas
>>522541603they blamed an officer shortage, and insisted they'd love to be back if they can fix their issues
>>522541777
why the cop continuing a phone conversation??
>>522541855checked. Toledo must be really tore up by now.
>>522541603God I hope not. >and now we go to Toledo where they are responding to shots fired> no one hurt, niggers already ran off> next 45 minutes cops walk around looking for the niggers> go to bed because Toledo sucks
>>522541855checked and kek'ed nice webm
>>522541855>these niggas out here stole everything but the kitchen s-
Shitttt
the mexicans are actually smart about the highway laws
cool, a show about fed entrapment
Who installed this roadway sign into the sidewalk and said: "yup, good work today." This is some SEA tier construction approach.
>#1 prescribed think of the shekels
>>522542220fucking union labor, man
>>522542220sidewalk looks like shit too, goddamn
>lurking in the bathroomyes
>>522542415>dan pops out
I'm watching OPL with my pupper :^)
>>522541757How much money did that guy just lose?
>>522542436
this cop is fucking retarded, he should be embarassed
Rolling for them to pull this guy over and it's just some indian guy unabashedly littering and driving like shit.
Of course he didn't block him in
>fuck you, idiot
>AAAAAA THE BEES THEIR STINGING MY EYES
Was that cops finger on the trigger?? Holy SHIT!
>>522542809Yeah
>blink 182 What the fuck kind of police department is this?
>>522542710That's illegal for a good reason
>>522542839ALL THESMALL THINGS
>>522542839a punk rock one
>>522542504It was the eighteen medications he sells ad space to. He can probably get a note from his doctor!
>move, stupidi gotta get a PA on my car
Driving is my favorite, second only to breaks.
>>522543032
>>522542984Cars should have PA by default so road ragers can live and die by the streets
>someone hit a wallMust be a female driver who turned 30 today
>>522543185i'm a veteran road rager. i'm just waiting for the shoe to drop.
>>522543032*contemplative jazz music plays*
>that's my dad's car>i own a mopeddid i hear that right
>>522543331hiyooooooooooo
>>522543370Kek I heard that too.Based moped rider. I hope he can ride again soon. <3
Where has Jill falcon been? Did she finally get a job as a fed/spook?
Oh it's that mousey woman police officer with the horrible tattoos.
>>522543541She has a sexy little walk
She was close to being a pancake.
I can’t imagine driving around drinking don Julio from the bottle. Then again, I’m not a nigger.
>tfw you get a good stick hit
Nigger here. I love drinking the don and cruising
SHOW THE DEAD NIGGER DAMN YOU
>headshotThat nigga is dead
Damn, first time we have an actual shooting victim
never get to see dead nigger storagefaggots
I stepped out for a minute. Nigga done got shot?
They will show annoying woman for 5 mins but not the shooting victim baka
>>522543541
>>522543579she loved it
I was smoking weed outside and now some one is dead wtf??
>officer mansplaining
DEAD NIGGER STORAGE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS
>>522543717There's been a few. I remember seeing one who got shot in the leg recently.
>>522543331Believe it or not as you get older, older women look sexy as fuck. They have big titties and huge thighs and asses… The people who get in trouble are the retards who get into the younger the better and they used to buy barley 18 porn magazines at gas stations and their lust starts turning into pedo range…t. 38 year old millennial master race and think women who I used to jerk off to 20 years ago are still sexy as fuck even tho they got fat but their titties are amazing and their thighs and asses have gotten fat as fuck…Older women also like to fuck and will suck your dick without claiming rape, they just love to fuck. Most of you dipshits who never got to fuck women and remained a virgin until you hired a prostitute are obsessed with 19-20 year olds to fulfill your fantasy of fucking young women. Also women back then were the worst to fuck, you’ve never really fucked a woman until she has reached pro status of taking care of you penis and she loves to do it…
Hey mishpacha! It's been ages since I've checked in for a schmooze! Hey, does anyone know what became of that shmendrik cop from Nye County over a year ago? The one who, for no good reason, barged up to a homeowner and swung him right through the window at the front of his own house, then had the chutzpah to blame the homeowner? I'm always curious about what happened to that tuchus.
>>522543628>tfw you don’t get a stick hit and can’t remember where you dropped it
>>522543841ok bruh
>>522543841
>>522543841cap
>>522538356tell that sow to make two next time, i always get at least half one to myself
>>522543931Ok I’m fucking porn stars I used to jerk off to 20 years ago for like $1k while still maintaining my wife and kids who don’t know what happens when I have to go to an industry conference faggot zoomer.
>>522543888That episode with the guy in the old jeep was kino>woman cop got lost in the woods in pursuit>male officers had to find the criminal>cops start giving the criminal the 'you gotta turn your life around' speech>criminal cuts them off and tells them to just take him to jail>they do
skinwalker coming
>>522543717We've had guys ventilated on their front porch a couple times.
>knox county>yelling in the woodsswanger is still fucked up, everyone in the woods is in danger
>>522541777Witnessed and anyone who say's say ain't cute needs his eyes checked.
>Protective order prevents you from possessing a firearmSo some random person can file a restraining order against you for no reason and you get your guns taken away?
>>522544233based
If I was this cop id 5150 her for schizophrenia and call it a day
>>522544331Basically, yeah. The judge is supposed to review how your known to them but since states blindly give one if there's a police report and sometimes they get the person wrong still
are we not allowed to scream in woods?
>>522544434Not during Netflix Hours in America.
He’s going to prison
Niggas got a doobie.
>how it feels to drink and drive
>>522544551>paul mason
>>522544551>I love drinkin'>and I hate litterin'
>>522544551Before I lost my license I was a really fucking good drunk driver. To the point where I was like Ryan gosling in drive I outran the cops a few times.
>>522544551ain't nuttin' but a gangsta party
>>522544233that's a dikeyou need your T levels checked
>>522544816lesbians don't real, dumbass
>oh my gawsh
there is literally only one crime in baton rouge being attended to right now, the rest of the niggers are runnin wild
>>522544865memetardcel
>>522544816You're just not high enough SMV to understand.
Me likey rape
>>522545063faggot
>>522545095hello saar
A black male ... imagine my shock...
>>522545089What's ya name, boss man?
What's all that smoke from?
>>522545208Brake pads
>>522545194Dan would have already cut away>WE GOTTA GET IN A QUICK COMMERCIAL HERE
Dan is monitoring this weekend’s episodes from his yacht and is livid at the excessive amount of reality.
>>522545208i think it threw a rod, make sure you carjack reliable well maintained cars
new breaD >>522545246>>522545246
>>522545261SHUTITDOWN
>"well, that's fresh">refuses to elaborate
