The real gift he gives every Christian child is a last chance to back out of going full retard. You're supposed to realize when you're about 10 years old that his existence is a lie... just like the rest of your religion. If you keep believing after that, your punishment is a lifetime of donating to the collection plate to support pederasts and foreskin munching Jews.
Santa is God.What do you think the coal is for?
>>522545042If you burn it, you must pay the toll.
