>be me>group of 6 pajeets descend on Japan like locusts>autumn hits, every jeet within 500km smells ginkgo leaves and loses their shit>“bhai quick quick golden tunnel viral spot”>show up looking like we just escaped a Infosys team outing>one guy in full kurta-pajama combo, bro it’s 12°C not your cousin’s wedding in Surat>another wearing Northface Everest-grade jacket, meanwhile Japanese grannies in t-shirts>leader whipping out iPhone 16 Pro Max Ultra+ while rest of us still on Androids running MIUI 12>45 minutes of “thoda left, sun flare nahi aana chahiye, arey zoom out re”>finally click one (1) usable pic>immediately airdropped to 47 family groupchats>within 5 mins every auntie replying “so handsome beta ”>LinkedIn already blowing up: “Grateful to witness nature’s beauty with my tribe Blessed to be surrounded by future CTOs and VP Engineering”greentext ends, still no gfmfw the leaves will be on the ground by next week but the H-1B lottery odds are lower than my vitamin D levels
>>522549654>every jeet within 500km smells ginkgo leaves and loses their shitI find this hard to believe anon, how can a jeet lose his shit when he is physically comprised 95% OF shit? What's even left when he loses that? Some beady little brown eyes and a half-mouth's worth of rotted teeth?
idk man it was ai slop
>>522549654>Thora left sunflare nai ana chiyeSir! Why did you dox your friends lol
>>522549896>Sir! Why did you dox your friends lolHaha, 2nd Gen immigrant Indian hating on 1st gen Indian
