ANDREW WILSONVERSUSCHARLIEBEGIN>You lick snizz!You call me a snizz lickerBut let me tell you a story about your wifeBecause you really knew how to pick herPoor Andrew had to get himself a lifeSo he went and found himself a woman to bedWho had not one, not two but three baby daddies!With that kinda rep, she should at least be one of the baddiesBut the only contest she ever won was getting to play Mister Ed!>WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE
>rap
Still on this shit huh?
>>522550006Niggers tongue my anus
>>522552243But what about the snizz?
It’s been fun watching you progressively lose your mind over the last couple weeks. Maybe you could replace the flat earth Norwegian bro.
Lint licker, lesbian ass sniffer, cough drop, cannot stop the hairball, you yeast factory in overalls, nasty over-all
>>522550006Andrew steps forward, eyes blazing like twin furnaces in a collapsing steel mill, voice cracking the air like a whip:ANDREW:“Oh, I lick snizz? Cute—You spit weak shots like a rusted-out pistol,I’m the courtroom stormfront, the tsunami epistle,You’re a bumper-sticker feminist, bargain-bin woke,A pamphlet in sneakers, a slogan that spokeBut never said anything—all static, no spark,Like a flashlight flickering out in the dark.You tried to drag my name like a corpse in the street,But your punches land softer than overcooked meat.You’re a counterfeit rebel, cardboard shield in your hand,A warrior of hashtags—queen of nothing you planned.You swagger in swinging with that borrowed bravado,But crumble on contact like a stale tostada.You say you’re empowered, you say you’re profound?But your logic’s a sandcastle—first wave and you drown.I’m the avalanche argument, crushing and raw,You’re a TED Talk reject with a self-righteous drawl.So step back, Charlie—this isn’t your lane,You’re a popcorn fire, I’m a five-alarm flame!”Spotlights snap, smoke machines roar, the crowd convulses like a live wire.The announcer bellows with thunder and brass:WHO WON?!WHO’S NEXT?!YOU DECIDE!
>>522550006i wish i could be mad but epic rap battles was my childhood.
