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What would you do if you woke up as an Indian?
Personally, I think that I would just go take a shit on the street.
Must feel good to take a shit in the street as an Indian.
Indians make it look very comfy.
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>>522550194
Their lack of inhibitions is endearing. I have a problem even talking to girls casually. I wish I could just go to a chick and show her my pecker like it's no big deal.
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>>522550194
Look for a train and pray that I come back as a higher life form in my next life (like a cockroach.)
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>>522550194
>What would you do if you woke up as an Indian?
Shit in the street
Rape
Scam
Move to Canada
Get a job in tech
Pretend I was white online
Think I was Gods gift to the world
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>>522550194
I would get rich selling Danish-style butter cookies to retailers in the United States and Europe.
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>>522550279
That’s because you are a little slave boy who will not protest your missing foreskin, who will wear the covid mask, who will take the vaxx and more, and serve in the army like good cuck
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>>522550425
That's clean by Indian standards.

>>522550502
Sad but true.
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>>522550194
Make some Curry, sell it to stupid white people until they're convinced they need to import me and get rid of other whites as long as they have Curry from me. Then probably go looking for some shit.
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>>522550608
>Sad but true.
I am sorry for you, man. But I must state it as it is
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>>522550425
I just threw out the ones I have in my pantry. It doesn’t say anything about being made in India but better safe than sorry. Is there anything those subhumans haven’t ruined?
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>>522550279
>Their lack of inhibitions is endearing
This doesn’t fit into my observations btw, i would say Chad Thundercocks (who are predominantly white) are the ones with least inhibitions.
Of course there will be many jeets with little to no inhibition, but the real deal is the chads. And of course governments’ cuck boys can’t even think about uttering a negative thought about Chads, so they will point out to the jeets to passive aggressively and subconsciously complain about their own shortcomings caused by their immense inhibition instead. Instead of saying I want to be like chad but I can’t, they will resort to I am not like that because that’s how jeets behave.
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>>522550425
theres no way that first part is outputting the scale of cookies that are out in the world
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>>522550194
I don't know, probably rape.
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>>522550194
Move to the Christian part of the country.
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The needful.
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>>522550194
probably rape, shit and piss.
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>>522550194
>What would you do if you woke up as an Indian?
message everyone I know GOOD MORNING then start head bobbing my wait to the street for a shit
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>>522551423
The only correct answer.
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>>522550194
please do not shit on the street, even if you're Indian
its an epidemic waiting to happen and a big part of India's low life expectancy
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>>522550194
Find the nearest monitor lizard
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>>522550194
It's their birthright
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Fuck a homely desi aunty.
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>>522550975
If you have tens of thousands of people working in cottage industries, it's easy to produce that many cookies. They do the same thing in India when they make the garments, home decor, and so forth that are sold at American retailers.
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>>522550279
>>522550194
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>>522550288
I tried it.
I went in the woods, squatted down, and just took a shit.
I even used a water bottle and my left hand to wipe my ass.
It was great. Truly the best and most relaxing shit of my life.
It's hard to use a normal toilet after that experience, the thing about the angles is 100% true.
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>>522550194

>When I Wake up
>I know I'm gonna SAAR
>I know I'm gonna SAAR next to you
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>>522550194
>What would you do if you woke up as an Indian?
Convert to Catholicism and develop a conscience and morals.
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>>522550194
It doesn't even depend on "where" and that's amazing:
At home - kill myself
India - kill myself
US - kill myself
Canada - kill myself
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>>522550194
You don't quite comprehend the sheer horror of this proposition. The Indian species have evolved to thrive in filth, they love it. Your mind would be twisted to enjoy eating shit, and partaking in other acts of barbarism. You would not even be able to scream inside your own mind. You soul would twist in silent agony, forced to enjoy its torture.
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>>522550425
>>522553582
The cookies get baked/sterilized, don't they? How do you think restaurants prepare your food?
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