Why are there no Native American restaurants?
>>522556187What the fuck do you think a hamburger is?
Native Americans literally invented corn dogs and tator tots
>>522556187pemmican, buffalo and firewater gets pretty tiring quick
Indigenous cuisine was absorbed into Hispanic food to create Mexican etc.
Probably because mexican food would mog it in 99% of cases
Maize / CornPotatoesSweet potatoesCassava (yuca/manioc/tapioca)PeanutsTomatoesPumpkins & other squashesSunflower seeds & sunflower oilChili peppersTomatoes (yes, fruit botanically, but listed twice because of importance)PineappleAvocadoBlueberriesCranberriesStrawberries (modern commercial varieties are New World hybrids)PapayaGuavaCherimoya / Custard applesPassionfruitCacao / Cocoa / ChocolateVanilla (orchids native to Mesoamerica)All beans of the Phaseolus family:Kidney beansBlack beansPinto beansNavy beansLima beansGreen beansSquashes (butternut, zucchini/courgette, pumpkins)Bell peppersHot peppersJerusalem artichoke
>>522556187probably no one wants to eat whatever shit they eat
its like a Roman asking why there are no GERMan food restaurants. why would there be restaurants in Rome serving cabbage and feces that GERMs eat?
>>522556187However, Indian restaurants are hugely popular in the UK, my fav to visit for a tasty meal, takeaway fav is chinese or fish n chips or pizza or mcdonalds Gone right off kebabs, dont eat kebabs.
>>522556432Yes — modern Mexican and broader “Hispanic” food are largely the result of a deep blend of Indigenous American and Spanish (and, later, other European and African) culinary traditions. But Mexican food is the clearest and most famous example of this fusion.
>>522556187Mexican food is largely influenced by Natives.
>>522556187we call them mexican restaurants
Tex mex is the final ultimate form of American cuisine
I am become death destroyer of worlds
>>522556511For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
>>522556522thanks chatgpt
>>522556636destroyer of porcelain toilet bowls more like it
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>>522556768is that before or after it was eaten?
>>522556806
>>522556395thanks chat gpt very cool
>we're native americans>we're the kings who are the best fighters and storytellers and heroes>now ignore the bit where we rape other tribes including their children>and where we lose to white people with smelly blankets, that doesn't count>we could totally kill and dominate everyone>but we don't because we're like peaceful and shit, but you need to treat us like kings of the worldGo blow your brains out, indian. It says a lot that pemmican is your best known food
>>522556856thats outback steakhouse
Just a little for me dear I don’t want to upset my stomach
>>522556187hmm, chatgpt says Mexican cuisine like all their corn, potato, avocado, and tomato based dishes are native American dishes. OP BTFO
>>522556945Texas Roadhouse Now excuse me while I Texas Roadhouse kick your face out of my thread
>>522556395Those aren't recipes dipshit, those are ingredients.
>>522557000Most Hispanics have significant indigenous dna. The only natives that were exterminated were the northern North American tribes. Most of them just mixed with euros and now we have Taco Bell.
>>522557000>Native Americans invented vegetablesWow did they really?
>>522557070You fucking Midwest Germans and your recipes Yeah sure become a three star Michelin chef in Paris just follow the recipes
>>522556187they lostsimple as
>>522556187Because no one wants to pay extra eat roasted pumpkins and boiled corn. That and we're practically out of Buffalo. Traditional amerindian food is dry, bland, and overcooked.The Spaniards taught them how to cook and Mexican food is the shit. Thanks Spain.
>>522557117cuisines based on them with other American products
>>522556187You want a pescatarian restaurant?
>>522557126What the fuck are you talking about you God damn lunatic. The whole fucking thread is about restaurants. What the fuck is on the menu...Oh fucking squash? How is it prepared nigger? What is the dish? What's the fucking plate?A god damn raw squash with a side of dry kidney beans 17.95, ask about our special on corn water.
>>522557185Really I’ll be real and I avoid saying this because it’s that mean Native cultures knew that they were going to be conquered eventually. They entire strategy was absorbing the conquerorsLike a woman like a vagina
We have a recently famous native american restaurant in Minnesota called Owamni. All of their dishes are plated in an obviously French/European inspired way and they serve tacos for some reason? Also the entirety of central Minnesota was fought over for hundreds of years between the Dakota and Ojibwe tribes so let's just ignore that they participated in the conquests of land that they hate so much...
Native Americans are only ~2% of the population, mostly poor and scattered, with many traditional foodways wiped out by genocide, boarding schools, and reservations. Few have the capital or customer base to open restaurants, and when they do, they’re usually on reservations or tribal casinos, invisible to most Americans. That’s why you basically never see one.
>>522557539thanks chatgpt, very cool
>>522557070Good point, anon
>>522556275acorn pancakes are gross.
>>522557539I'm giving you a heads up on native americans immigrating to your country
>>522556187Their food sucked so bad we almost genocided them?
>>522557392I agree. The northern American Indian tribes were accidentally open to outsiders joining and there's no fucking way those idiots in South America didn't recognize their culture was well past it's heyday. Numbers steadily dwindling, absurd sacrifices. Their greatest civilization was 600 years old by the time Spaniards decided they were barbarians.Northern Indians weren't so poorly of, until a plague wiped out most of them. Then they probably needed the numbers, and we're mostly nomadic placeless people's anyway. Every piece of art you see of them shows things like horse riding, or clothing styles, tools, or weapons that they (almost) only were documented to use after foreigners breathed some life into their culture. They needed the fresh blood. Most of them were fine with it.Obviously some warred about it, and now that it behooves them in the current political climate they'll act like they were all noble savages fighting to protect their culture and oral history and blah blah blah...
>>522557722>accidentallyAbnormally. It's late and I'm phone posting like an asshole, so if anything doesn't make sense blame it on that.
>>522557441If someone served me that I would push the plate off onto the floor and tell them to make it again, and do it right this time.
>>522556275I want to try buffalo someday. Is it like ox?
>>522557070Tamale (vegan), avocado/bean tacos (vegan), chili (tomato with peppers), enchiladas, turkey porridge, mashed potatoes, cornmeal, cornbread, etc.
>>522557718Deserved.
>>522556215A sandwich that comes from the City of Hamburg, Germany. Now get lost, Yamal.
>>522556275Buffalo and fire water is the perfect diet
Dead people can’t cook
>>522557441The plains Indians were all tall cowboy chads no way they ate like that. Maybe a side salad but they probably ate bbq buffalo etc
>>522556187They have plenty of restaurants. You need to go into the casino first to find them.
>>522557822It's like beef but less fatty and slightly more stuffy flavored. Kinda dry, but there's probably better ways to prepare it than I've had. It's good, and honestly better for the land here. We should be eating more of it in America vs cow.
>>522557822Yes, it is kind of like ox meat except that it is more lean and tender and has a slightly different flavor that is just delightful, really. Buffalo is one of the best meats.
>>522556187Because no one wants to pay to eat human scalps? Because people as drunk as feather-head indians can't engage in basic hygine, let alone manage a business?Because it's easier to bitch and moan about how the white man is keeping you down than it is to have good credit so you can take out a business loan?
>>522557910>stuffyStrongly
Guys only the northern tribes were wiped out All Hispanics are like 25% indigenous at least
>>522556187They never really made any one dish and ate most of their foods in simple form
>>522557822>>522557915Notice the difference in color from beef when raw. It is more "purple-ish" to me. It is different in flavor and texture from beef, but not substantially so. It isn't as different as something like elk or deer meat.>>522557910>Kinda dry,That's entirely on the cook. Nothing about it makes it inherently more dry than beef. In fact, I think that it is generally pretty juicy when cooked properly.
>>522558041>They were a savage unevolved people that never developed a cuisine.FTFY.
>>522556187They're around however, how most of the time they just called Mexican restaurants. Though there are a few "native restaurants."
>>522556395More than half of those required whitey to show up and show them how it's done. Take chocolate for example. Cocoa had been used for centuries by the Maya, but it took the Swiss to turn it into chocolate bars. It's not like the Maya didn't have sugar or honey, or cocoa fats, they just weren't that bright about how they used it. >>522556187Natives didn't have a civilization. They barely had subsistence gardening, and even then they'd pack up and go elsewhere constantly. Their food, by and large, was what could be gathered from the woods. Acorns, pine cones, cattail tubers. One tribe, the Algonquin, was literally named after their habit for eating pine bark. Generally their food would keep them alive but tasted like shit. When the natives got access to free wheat bread from the government they never looked back.
>>522558063>That's entirely on the cook. Nothing about it makes it inherently more dry than beef. In fact, I think that it is generally pretty juicy when cooked properly.I believe you. I'm no expert. I like the taste better than beef, but I've only had it a few times and I assume not the best it could've been. So it's just my experience.I've also never had ox.
According to known and accepted mainstream history, every corn relate potatoes related thing is it! But to be honest, I would love to go to one.Mexican food is also close if not it really, the South warmer areas version, colder would be North, so a lot of raw meat. I grew up eating cured meats, almost raw, similar way, I'd enjoy the food.
>>522556187There are plenty of mexican resturaunts in america though.
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>>522556187Didn’t they eat raw meat and innards? Kind of difficult to base a restaurant on carving pieces off a horse.
>>522557827/thread
>>522556187Casinos have food courts and they do make traditional foods.
>>522558107There fucking everywhere, this tribe even has 6.
>>522556187>be Spaniard>literal arab muslim>tell apocalypto slaves to cook you shawarma>they have no idea what the fuck you're talking about>do the best they can with what they havethis is how mexican food was invented
Just some dudes hanging out chillin Meanwhile your entertainment is a gay black captain America
Most of Native American cuisine has been integrated into American foods
>>522556702>even ask for extra McChicken sauce packetsIts just mayo anon.
>>522558277Spanish food is like Spain, boring traditional healthy old fashionedMexicans covered it in spices cheese grease French fries hamburger and cocaine like true Americans
>>522556395Those are crops, not meals.
>>522558251Ah yes, burgers and coffee, the traditional indian-american cuisine.
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>>522556187Casinos don't have restaurants in the usa?
>>522558251>>522556215Called it; traditional Native American food!
>>522558412Right here >>522557827
From "The Oregon Trail: Sketches of Prairie and Rocky-Mountain Life" by Francis Parkman, published in 1847.>So, in the absence of better, he seized upon a red-hot brand from the fire, and clapped it against the temple of the old squaw, who set up an unearthly howl, at which the rest of the family broke out into a laugh. >During these medical operations Smoke’s eldest squaw entered the lodge, with a sort of stone mallet in her hand. I had observed some time before a litter of well-grown black puppies, comfortably nestled among some buffalo robes at one side; but this newcomer speedily disturbed their enjoyment; for seizing one of them by the hind paw, she dragged him out, and carrying him to the entrance of the lodge, hammered him on the head till she killed him. Being quite conscious to what this preparation tended, I looked through a hole in the back of the lodge to see the next steps of the process. The squaw, holding the puppy by the legs, was swinging him to and fro through the blaze of a fire, until the hair was singed off. This done, she unsheathed her knife and cut him into small pieces, which she dropped into a kettle to boil. In a few moments a large wooden dish was set before us, filled with this delicate preparation. We felt conscious of the honor. A dog-feast is the greatest compliment a Dakota can offer to his guest; and knowing that to refuse eating would be an affront, we attacked the little dog and devoured him before the eyes of his unconscious parent. Smoke in the meantime was preparing his great pipe. It was lighted when we had finished our repast, and we passed it from one to another till the bowl was empty. This done, we took our leave without further ceremony, knocked at the gate of the fort, and after making ourselves known were admitted.https://www.gutenberg.org/files/1015/1015-h/1015-h.htm
>>522556187Mexican food is Native American food.
>>522556395And that's probably exactly how they ate them. Dumb ass redniggers.
>>522556187It is basically the same as Nexican food. There's restaurants in Oklahoma at least. This shoild probably read>why is there no hipster native american themed restaurants
>>522556187Because they cant serve dog and horse as main courses
Any time you cook meat on your grill outside you are American Indian food. (Feather not dot)
>>522556187Because it's illegal to consume human flesh, and any retard can cook corn and deer.
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>>522556187In Canada it would be Kraft dinner with boiled hotdogs.
It's called Fry Bread
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>>522557822No. its disgusting you cant have it. I need it. stop asking
>>522559025Haha "not dot" was a callsign of a book character I was writing. He's a native American pilot.
they just killed things and ate them
They would basicly just be making things up.Most uniquely native American food was horrible and the rest just minimaly prepared things we already eat.I saw the traditional method used by some to eat rat. They crush the entire thing bones and all as flat as a tortilla then overcook it on a fire.Or the acorn flat bread worse than any leavened thing.Or the tiny maize before the white man selectively bred it into large modern corn.Maybe some inuit seal blubber?Really bitter unsweetened cocao chocolate drinks like drinking baking chocolate in a glass?The best food was probably just animal meat over a fire. Or fish as it comes out of the ocean.Mexico had the Spanish, even the French ruled briefly, and immigrants from all over. Some of the ingredients may be the same but is prepared nothing alike.
to all the retarded spics itt, when people say "native american" they mean the natives that resided in what's now the united states, not the mexican/south american natives.
>>522556187Native Americans ate shit like camas, cattail shoots, berries etc. Most of their food would be hard to factory farm today.
>>522556472The romans were obsessed with both cabbage and feces.
>>522557875that's cause they were from the white tribes that originally existed before the brown tribes
>>522561472also they wore red ochre on their skin as a sun protectant which is where the term redskin came from
>>522561487which was european tradition, and why it's found in the ancient european native american graves
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>>522556187Tribe near my town got a bunch of money to build one. Money was given, nothing happened. The bands are all corrupt as any other government
>>522556187Had they had functioning culture to speak of they would not have lost as badly as they did, same for all the other colonial "victim" savages we uplifted.
>>522556187https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pemmican
>>522556187>best diner ive been to in years is on a rez
>>522556702Oh shit! 3 for free! How ya doing??
>>522556395They didn't invent plants, retard
>>522556187>>522556187have you ever seen what those fuckin retards eat? lmao no one would pay for that
>>522561472this specific picture is of a tarim basin mummy btw. the original inhabitants of western china were predominantly indo-europeans who brought ironworking and fabric production techniques to china. also shi-huangdi was, according to chinese legend, a product of cuckoldry of a western general with his chinese mother. so the first real emperor of china was a hapa, we wuz changz. >>522561523this article is over a decade old and while you can never really refute a hypothesis, the majority of evidence supporting the soultrean hypothesis (including the dating of the artifacts mentioned in this article) has been either refuted or undermined at this point. genetic analysis of native remains also hasn't shown any evidence at all of precolonial european admixture. there is good evidence for polynesian pre-columbian contact (including genetic evidence, easter islanders are polynesians with precolumbian native american admixture) not european (aside from the vikings ofc).
>>522556187What a fuck
>>522567195Aot that mucha
theres some fancy native american resuarant in canada. and i think theres one in america. but the most notable native american stuff is the native amercian taco which is pretty much a chalupa thats open faced. native american fry bread and "bannok" was also a popular one becuase the indians state that years of native american genocide has wiped out pretty much all native american quisine . and they were left with povery recipies made form the rations the government gave them on their long walks to their reservations. flour , salt and cooking oil.
>>522567236Not that muche
>>522556187There are. You're just retarded and can't ask Google instead making a thread here like a dumb nigger.
>>522557301i want all the restaurants
>>522556972
>>522558139Chocolate is the single worst invention for health. Native South Americans uses cocoa as a spice, that's good. Making it into an addictive desert that causes obesity and cardiovascular issues in millions of people across the globe is a Satanic move by Europeans>>522556215>>522556246>>522556275>>522556312
>>522556312>IndigenousGet the fuck out of here woketard
For the same reason there's no Filipino restaurants, zero food culture.
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>>522565674yeah they used it because it was the same genetic group
>>522567559*dessertA good way to remember is to think you always want 2 desserts, hence use TWO "s"s. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>522565674you can't even dig or test the mounds which they left with their remains inside
>>522567681I always fry my chicken in the bathroom too.
>>522556187One of my favorite restaurant is located on a reserve.1. Their steaks and burgers are amazing.2. I don't have to pay taxes (it's theft anyway.)
>>522556187they don't need to use commerce and creativity to thrive. they just cry to our government and get gibs.i am 100% willing to bet the highest per-capita group migrating from the US to Canada is native americans seeking handouts.
there's multiple native restaurants in my city.results may vary
>>522557722They also bought, took and, traded slaves like it was going out of style. And the ones that traded with whites for guns and horses massacred their neighbors with them. You almost never hear about that.
>>522556187why aren't americans rounding up natives and forcing them to open restaurants? who the fuck do those feather lovers think they are?
>>522556187it's Mexican foodliterally>corn>beans>chicken>some kind of bread>spicesAll the things needed for natives to stay alive
>>522567565>calls others "woke">gets triggered by basic EnglishGet the fuck out of here ESL
native americans didn't season dey food
>>522556187Im pretty sure they basically ate onlu twigs and berry
>>522556187There are in the American South-West They are all over the place. Its basically knock-off Mexican food.
>>522559557tree bark.ants.each other.
>>522556187There kind of are in New Mexico and Arizona
>>522556187Depends on what you consider native. If you mean aboriginals then they found a much better niche in casinos, they probably have their own cuisine but don't share mainstream, I believe they really don't have one.If you mean the place, well then you could say burgers and pizza are the best bet. Maybe fast food in general. They're dishes that may have existed but were different and the american variant has been accepted as superior worldwide. Some might say also BBQ but the whole fucking world cooks meat on a grill with a slight difference in technique, at best you could say the technique or seasoning is native but not the dish itself
>>522556187I have seen one, it was like BBQ bison type place
>>522569744dumbass.you can't have cuisine or haute culture if you're still cooking over a campfire and living in a fucking TENT.
See i'd eat the shit out of this
Because they killed the buffalo.
there's a thousand peruvian chicken restaurantsthe cherokee never made anything worth eating
>>522556636This is the lunch of the average mexican female.
>>522556187Native Americans eat canned everything, they do not cook, and they develop type 2 diabetes by age 25
>>522569984t. has never worked with mexicans
>>522556395Nobody's saying there weren't great ingredients in North America. There were the most amazing ingredients in the world. And everybody else used them to make incredible things.
>>522556187They just sell fry bread on the side of the highway. I don't think they are smart enough to run a restaurant
>>522559426On the Navajo reservation there's a few restaurants where they serve Navajo fry bread. Some libs will cream themselves over or because it is authentic native food, but in reality it is just about the worst bread you've ever had. Their booming is good though.
>>522570234*Their hominy is good.
>>522557841You're thinking of Hamburg steak. Hamburg steak was placed between two pieces of bread in these great United States of Murica. You created a shitty "steak" made from ground beef. We created burgers and made your shitty "steak" infinitely better.
>>522557353Here is some roasted raccoon. Heyahoyaheyahoyaheyahoya
>>522556187Native americans are the only ethnic group legally allowed to run casinos on their native land without paying taxes or caring about regulations. Native americans are actually quite wealthy and couldn't care less about selling slop to non-natives.
>>522559241What’s your book called? Faster than the speed of love?
>everyone runs to Mexican food to white knight for red skinsOk now how about the other 90% of North America?
>>522567681i love that he just tips it down the sink. not his problem..
>>5225675594123 for me
>>522570504>tries to argue against it>in fact confirms it insteadI love burger education.
>>522556187Fry bread tacos ain't bad
>>522567868 fuck u madarchod I just want to make my point. I know how to spell dessert.
>>522556187there are? Just go to their reservation they normally have some
>>522556187Shared this with my wife. She said is was because they ate stick and berries.
>>522556187Because there are no Native American dishes. All they fucking ate was bison jerky and cornmeal.
>>522556636So Mexicans not only stole their land from the Maya and Aztecs, they stole the food of the American Indians too.
>>522556187There are plenty around my place, including one of the best.
>>522556312This. People forget that Mexicans are also native American.
>>522571700How was it confirmed, you retard? Wow, you created a ground beef patty, that's exactly the same as putting it between bread and adding cheese and toppings and condiments. You're like a nigger trying to steal others' history because your own history is over pile of shit after another. Maybe it's because you're not allowed to remember recent history because it's problematic. Were you on the east or the west side?
>>522556215Actually, I had a buffalo/beef hamburger when I visited the national native american museum, or whatever its called, in washington dc. It was one of the best burgers I've ever eaten. Take that as you will.
>>522556187I DON'T FUCKING CARE WHAT YOU RACE OR NATIONALITY IS JUST SERVE GOOD FOOD YOU FAGGOTS
>>522556187Beef jerky and grilled fish aren’t really much of an ethnic cuisine.
>>522567988Depends, there's fuckloads of them here in Louisiana on private land. Used to know some people with one in their backyard. People find arrowheads and shit all the time.
>>522573308It's funny how many people here simp for mexican when literally every mexican restaurant serves the exact same food that tastes the exact same way. If you were to do a blind taste test on all the mexican restaurants in your town, there's no way you'd be able to correctly place the food with the restaurant. Honestly, going to taco bell is more palate pleasing than any of these local establishments.
>>522556187Imagine the low end broken mind that would even ask a such a stupid fucking question.
>>522556187>Yatahey's House of Fried Bread and AcornsIt's a mystery
>>522557841>t.
Bison steak is actually very tasty.
>>522556187Most injun cuisine was assimilated into standard burger cuisine. Cornbread, mashed potatoes, pemmican, "Mexican" foods, succotash or anything else that uses squash for that matter. All originate from the red man.
>>522573521>taco bell is more palate pleasing>t.diabetic lardass
>>522567559>Chocolate is the single worst invention for health. Native South Americans uses cocoa as a spice, that's good. Making it into an addictive desert that causes obesity and cardiovascular issues in millions of people across the globe is a Satanic move by EuropeansYou mean raw3 cocoa? Or are you talking about Chocolate bars with all sorts added to it?
>>522571700Don't talk to it. You don't want to catch retardiation.
>>522573694Go back home to America, Jamal. Your people need you.
>>522557822Yes it tastes like cow meat
>>522573079there are a number of claims to naming the invention, as you're probably aware. one (the Kraus version, based on rundstück) is indeed from hamburg, all other ones are from the states. i don't see why this should be subject of dispute when many immigrants were in fact german, and even the murrikan hamburg's name goes back to the original. there's a dresden too, interestingly. minced beef with something on the side has been around since roman times. hamburg is without doubt a german city. germans were involved in cuisine in murrikah. so shall we just share this, or do you need to insist 'you' made a german thing better? what's the difference between a beef steak and a burger when both are made from minced beef?
>>522556187Prime rib?
>>522556187Let me guess. You live in Illinois and are like 400 miles from the closest Indian reservation. Are you even really from United States? Are you sure you're not a dot Indian or some kinda mooselimb who just snuck in here a couple years ago? Every reservation has restaurants that have indigenous food because most of their customers are natives! Just fucking stop it.
>>522556187The fuck are they supposed to serve? Pemmican? You need to be at least a post agricultural people to produce anything civilized people actually want to eat.
>>522573801>Whoa, is that stale chips and watered down salsa? Mmmm, sabroso. Wait, here's the main dish. Is that a heckin puddle of refried beans with cheese on them and orange flavorless rice?!?! NumnumnumnumnumYou can really taste the bathroom residue the cook didn't wash off his hands.
>>522556215Based Cock who Gobbles dick of the Chokeondick tribe
>>522556187ahh yes buffalo pussy with prickly pears off cacti, or my personal fav, pig uterus with elderberries, benecimo! I like finishing it off with a baja blast cream pie, ties the meal together and sends it off proper like. >Specific examples of consuming female animal genitalia or related reproductive parts among American Indian Tribes include:>Pig Vagina/Uterus: This is consumed in some North Central Tribes of the Ohio River Valley. In such environments, sweet pig vagina is a dish made with elderberries, though it can be a rare item used for celebrations and rituals. The uterus is also found in some Black Hills and Upper Michigan Tribal dishes, often in soups or stews, where it is noted for its very chewy, muscular texture.>Buffalo Vagina: In the Western United States, there are regional dishes that involve roasting buffalo vagina with ingredients like prickly pear cacti.
>>522556187Motherfucker never heard of chipotle and taco bell.
>>522574158>Whats the difference between your mouth and your ass when you have a cucumber?>t. you probablyWe made it better. We made it what it is today. Why are you the one trying to steal this from us when you have a million disgusting fish sandwiches you can stake the claim on (because nobody else wants to claim them).
>>522571700>I'm being purposely obtuseWhy do you do that in Germany?
>>522574374buffalo and pig pussies is big on their menu's, they'd also use dessicated horse cocks for peace pipes
>>522556187People don't really advertise this much but go to the Navajo Nation and you'll get really good stuff. I think why it doesn't really become a "chain restaurant" its because Fry Bread isn't THAT good and also nobody wants to steal the very last thing Native Americans have because that would be suicidally sad for all involved. So we just let them be and make their little fry breads.
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>>522573985kill yourself muhammad
>>522557860maybe if you like never having a solid shit in your life
>>522559142Indians never had wheat. They only started making fry bread after they were moved onto reservations and the government would give them free flour and lard.
>>522574158the russians introduced pan cooked tartar to hamburg which in turn stole the idea and called it hamburg steak, so technically ruskies invented the hamburger, your name was just attributed to it. your culture appropriates as much or more of it's "core" than any other out there hans.
>>522567559Cocoa by itself is fantastic, 5000 grams of refined sugar and/or high-fructose corn syrup is what's not good for you.
>>522574632>indians never had wheatseems you likes history nigger, I approve of your poast
>>522574671I already said the reason why. They aren't allowed to have their own recent history because it's too problematic so they are forced to steal from other cultures. I can't even blame the ones on the east side for trying to forget.
>>522574689the chocolate mole mescins make supposedly treats artial fibrilation and athreosclerosis better than the best Rx out there
>>522556395George Washington invented peanuts
>>522557875A Plains Indian restaurant would just be a barbecue place that serves huge portions of bison and some side veggies. Also women aren't allowed to talk while they're inside.I'd go!
>>522574779my uncle was born n raised in bad hersfeld which is in the west but has agricultural holdings in the east, he says pretty much same thing you just did
>>522574937Works on my machine at least. I eat pure undutched cocoa powder every day.
>>522556187Because the white man is Native to America, hence the otherwise unexplainable evolutionary adaptation to tobacco which no other race has.
>>522574982don't forget that buffalo and pig pussies are served as delicacies to their high mucketymucks
>>522574671as said, this kind of processed dish was around roman times. if you just want to shit on us, be my guest. not my fault you call your inventions after german towns, to then bust my balls about this being an american invention. lmao. it's not. it's not german either, or russian. it's minced beef for chrissake.
>>522575042hmm, just looked up undutched, may have to look more into it. i dislike the taste of chocolate so i'd just press em in picrel
>>522556187Theyre called Bars. Theyre everywhere. It's where the firewater is served.
>>522575196A hamburger isn't the sum of its parts, retard. The way it's prepared and presented is absolutely important when it comes to cooking. You'd have to be an absolute cooklet to see ground beef as being analogous to a cheeseburger.
>>522575196technically the golden horde introduced it to the russians via minced horse, and the khans horde introduced it to the golden horde so we're all just appropriating
I will have medium rare rattle snake smoked by burning wagon with a side of woodrat please.
>>522575196also the roman shit had garum in it so i'd hardly call that a proto hamburger
>>522575284Lol
>>522556187Native American here.Fry Bread, indian tacosCorn pudding Bison/venison stewThree sisters stewBear stewMaple glazed squash/yamsBlue corn mushThat’s all I can think of.There aren’t a lot that survived. Most native culture died with them during the great American die off. But most meals were very red meat heavy (deer, elk, bison, rabbit, goat) also alligator in the south east, and turkey.The meat heavy diet is why pilgrims coming to the Americas were astonished at how tall and large the native Americans were. And that diet trickled over to them and they became larger than their European counterparts.
when i researched native american diets it seemed like the most common meals were rock boiled stews. they superheated rocks and boiled water that way without metal. they were uncivilized survivalists. it makes sense. when you roast anything outside water you lose nutrition when it drips off. water contains all your nutrients. they just tossed bits of the animal in water with other foraged goods. they often used their canoes as a stew pot. or animal stomachs. they didnt have a cuisine. they just survived. thats why theres no fuckin native american restaurants. mexicans have a cuisine because mexicans are predominately european (spaniard).
>>522556312Mexican food is just a mix of Spanish and Arabic food. Tacos for example comes from Turkey or North Africa (döner kebab).
>>522558139The Maya didn't have sugar or milk.
>>522573181Lots of places have buffalo meat. I oftrn buy bison meat from my grocery store for burgers.
>>522574601>ook ooook ooooookStringent argument, Jamal. Now go eat watermelon with your dad.
>>522556187Popcorn. So every theatre.
>>522556702the mcchicken is actually pretty goodalways get me a spicy
>>522575834My tribe was using glazed clay pots for 4k+ years. Basically ceramic.What tribe are you talking about using rocks?
>>522556187Florida native here. You can find Seminole food stands (or small shops) roadside in the rural parts of the south of the state. Grub is pretty good and the people are pretty chill so I try and support when I pass through.The issue is that there aren't a lot of NA communities of sufficient size to maintain restaurants and those that do exist are pretty insular so you'd have to know about it (they aren't going to advertise). Finally, and ironically, most NA have "gone native" and most don't maintain their cultural roots (those that survived.) Seminoles (and Miccosukee) are some of the few that do but even then that's sort of an issue since they aren't an "OG tribe" and just the amalgamation of a bunch of defeated tribes and runaway slaves.
>>522556187There’s like 3 in Minneapolis
>>522558139>It's not like the Maya didn't have sugar or honey, or cocoa fats, they just weren't that bright about how they used it. Now guess how I know that the last academic in your wider family happened five generations ago.
>>522575309ah, that's just jewish patent drivel. you calling me retard when i speak politely, confirms it. you're not interested in conversation, possibly because you are the retard.
>>522557841
>>522558251>junk burgers, coffee and fried chickenWhen OP said "native Americans", he didn't mean "niggers". But I can understand how you came to that misconception. Your flag says everything.
>>522556187Literally James Beard Award winning Native restaurants bro. Owamni in Minneapolis, which won for Best New Restaurant in 2022, and The Fried Bread House in Phoenix, which received an America's Classics Award in 2012. Wampanoag chef Sherry Pocknett won Best Chef: Northeast in 2022, and Oglala Lakota chef Sean Sherman is a three-time James Beard Award-winning author.
>>522557822Its excellent. Like grass fed beef
>>522556395That isn’t cuisine you dumb faggot, that is a list of ingredients
I found this menu from a Minnisota restaurant.Native Americans didn't have any cities, so no civilization, just hunter/gathering. Expect foods a hunter/gatherer would enjoy.Meat with meat.Barbeque meat.Deer heart with meat.
>>522556187theyre called mexican restaurants
I live in New Mexico, these things are everywhere. Go to a reservation, or any major city near a rez and you'll get some native food.
>>522576527$95 for a fucking 8oz ribeye. This is why I dont go to restaurants (only taquerias).
>>522556187To me, I guess it's because they didn't have a culture of servitude like whitoids do.
>>522575834Can confirm. My tribe got wealthy by making teapots from settler skulls and selling them to the other tribes.
>>522576527Seminole might have some recipes. They got the nickname of the civilized tribe.
>>522576734True. White economies are 5% manufacturing sector, 95% servant sector.
>>522576546Native Americans are not at all the same as Mexicans. One is a hybrid of Spanish settlers and Aztecs, and the other existed 2000 miles away in forests, and got pushed out by the English/Americans.They look different, they spoke different languages, have a different history, and never self-identified as each-other.
>>522575808>They died because of white peopleOh fuck off. They died because they were shit. No one alive today would eat, much less enjoy, any of the shit you listed. Did you faggots even have salt?
>>522576858Elk t-bone $115.00Ummm, they were eating expensive meals out there in the temperate forest.
>>522572809The so-called "Aztecs" called themselves Mexica.Spain's original plan was to incorporate the Mexica as a client state while keeping all of the indigenous power structures in place.This only changed once the natives started dying out from smallpox and measles.
>>522556522I read that some Mexican food is really Arabic food: the Spanish wanted to eat grilled meat and sauce wrapped in a flatbread—a schwarma, in other words. That meal was popularized during the centuries-long moslem conquest of the Spanish peninsula. The Mexican tribes did not have wheat bread so they used baked mashed corn; they did not have rotisserie beef so they used grilled chopped meat and the sauce available was a tomato-chile paste (salsa). The Mayans came up with the taco.
>>522575980Yeah, I know. I'm just saying that theirs was exceptionally tasty. Enough that I remember it after almost a decade.
>>522575377you know, i had a feeling of this when i made beef steaks yesterday. thousands of years of shameless appropriation. adding a bunwrap to a paddy and naming it a marketing term might be the actual free world novum, but now i'm just mincing words. have the hamburger, my dear murrikan frens. it's all yours. we got the recipe.
>>522576225You're equating grinding meat to grinding it, shaping it into a patty, cooking it, putting it between bread with condiments and toppings of your choosing. Cuisine doesn't work like that. That's probably why no one wants to eat your actual cuisine.
>>522556187Pemmican would be awful to order
>>522557822Bison tastes great
>>522576392So what you're saying is that james beard is a woke faggot and no one should trust anything he says?
>>522569887yea it's kind of funny because on the one hand modern "civilized" people have a more developed food culture.. but the paradox is that in many regions "food culture" is synonymous with complexity of preparation and MANY preparations emerged from a necessity not to make the food enjoyable, but to make it palatable in the face of impending spoilage and rot.. so the development of food culture is sort of a BYPRODUCT of the unsanitary conditions characteristic of "civilization" which entails domesticated livestock in closed conditions, septic and sanitation challenges, food preservation challenges imposed by the necessity of thrift in these urban centers.. Contrastingly native americans and all kinds of other less "civilized" and "cultured" people had more food than they could consume were they willing to put in the effort and enough open space that sanitation wasn't of concern in any way... so who was really winning?
>>5225675593>1>4>2
>>522577183dude, go put your matzeballs in a bun.
>>522567681I like his cooking in the airplane bathroom the most.
>>5225774171>3>4>2But they're all fine.
>>522556187>literally changed the trajectory of my lifewhat did he mean by this? He became racist?
>>522556522>spics>"native" americansspics were prey of "native" americans(tm)
>>522556187Because nobody gives a fuck about fried dough and mashed corn.
>>522556187There is a native american restauant 70 miles east of Flagstaff AZ off i40. Order the Navajo Taco
>>522556395Indians invented tomatoes?This is news to me
i'm a member of a first nations tribe and i also own a restaurant. we sell hot dogs. i'd like to sell indian tacos, which are the same as ordinary tacos but with frybread. but given the current political climate i try not to advertise my heritage. i have a german name and can pass as "white" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frybread
>>522556187There are two within 5 minutes of me, and I'm several hours from any res. Navajo Hogan is good as fuck.
>>522556187except Native Americans literally invented buffalo chicken hamburgers and pizza
>>522556395>>522578581Except that tomatoes were introduced by the Spaniards, who took them from the Andes. Oops.
>>522556395This mother fucker named plants that aren't even native to North America...Pineapple potatoes.
>>522578612>buffalo chicken hamburgers and pizzaDefinitely created by wagon burners.
>>522556187Like corn, fry bread and whiskey
>go to native american restaurant>it's all corn, firewater, and hand-rolled cigssounds kinda kino ngl
>>522578868ok but buffalo chicken is a delicacy from the plains indians I saw it on tv
>>522556187Native Americans literally invented Ramen and pizza
>>522556187Have you never been to the fair, brother? Fry bread trailers every 200 feet.
>>522579596Fried bread is not a Native American Cuisine, in fact it is a cuisine that is shared universally across the planet..
>>522556702based 3 4 free poster
There are, actually. I've been to one. It was basically a mix of American and Tex-Mex except a few dishes supposedly had bison meat.
>>522556187Because the service sucks, the food is an aquired taste. Only good part is the environment.
>>522556187"Native Americans" are called "people of color" and "colonizers" were / are Jewish whites ("fellow whites") and Jewish "whites" ("fellow whites")I question the history, Straight White Non Jews made land agreements and weren't slave ownersAll of the slavery shit, faggotry shit, and prison shit was and is all because of "fellow whites"Tldr, Indigenous Straight White Non Jewish territories soon... Other peoples can have their own territories also, Anons.
>>522556395Mix it all together what do you get?
>>522556187As in feather people or white Americans? Because white Americans have a distinct food culture that they’ve mostly forgotten due to fast food dominance. It’s actually pretty sad.
>>522556187Not true. The casinos have restaurants.
>>522556395Didn't they think tomatoes were poisonous?
>>522556187What the fuck are you talking about? There’s a shit ton of bars and liquor stores in my area
>>522556187Ever had barbecue? There you go, it’s Native American redskin cooking
>>522556187I've only been to one in a massive cacti garden in Arizona. It was pretty good.
>>522584344The redskin wasn’t referring to the skin around a hotdog.
>>522556187All they ate was turtles. No one would go to eat that.
>>522584439They did more than eat turtles you racist fucking cunt. They drank a shit ton of liquor and smoked marlboro reds too, and just like how they used every part of the buffalo they used every last bit of the meth including scraping the residue off the glass bulb and smoking that too.
>>522556432Fried sweet bread is bitchin though >>522556187You gotta go to the southwest deep in the indian reservations to find authetic native cuisine, I'm talking the shit sold out of a dilapidated 1980's van parked alone on the side of the road in the middle of a desert with a grill set up next to it being attended to by an obese native woman
>>522557441When Whites started migrating into Wisconsin, we bumped into the Ojibwe. We offered to buy the land, and they claimed to own Wisconsin and into the Dakotas. So we gave them a huge pile of wampum.Then we migrated into Minnesota and bumped into the Dakota. We had to give them a pile of money too.This was after we gave the French a pile of money. Someone got ripped off, and it wasn't the Indians.
>>522556187Owamni by the Sioux Chef, or simply Owamni, is a Native American restaurant in downtown Minneapolis, Minnesota, that overlooks the Mississippi River. Owamni's majority Native American staff serves a menu made from indigenous ingredients such as game meats, corn, and wild plants.[1] Some of the dishes served include amaranth tostadas with dip made from tepary beans and smoked trout, a crispy cricket seed mix with chili and maple, and bison tartare garnished with wasna and curled crackers made of wild rice and corn's ancestor, teosinte.[10] Also served are sandwiches—arepas heaped with ground elk, sweet potatoes, and pepitas,[11] or, turkey,[12] or, the three sisters: black bean pureé, pickled squash, and corn.[13] Wojabe, a foraged berry sauce traditionally made with chokeberries, tops both sweet desserts and savory dishes.[14][11]On opening, recognition came from local, national, and international reviewers.[15] Less than one year after opening,[5] Owamni won the James Beard Foundation Award for best new restaurant in 2022.[16][17]
>>522558864So....Kind of like Chinese food?
Maize was domesticated by indigenous peoples in southern Mexico about 9,000 years ago from wild teosinte. Native Americans planted it alongside beans and squashes in the Three Sisters polyculture.Maize relies on humans for its propagation. Since the Columbian exchange, it has become a staple food in many parts of the world, with the total production of maize surpassing that of wheat and rice.
Zea diploperennis, the diploperennial teosinte,[2] is a species of grass (family: Poaceae) in the genus Zea and a teosinte (wild relative of maize or corn). It is perennial.
>>522576882Shut up nigger. They are the same RACE.
>>522556395>fetal alcohol syndrome causes Hoya Hawksson to list random ingredients when asked why they have no restaurants
