>>522561215
he didn't scream at niggers on the internet enough, such a shame

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>>522561215
Not delete his browser history

>>522561215
admitting it

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>>522561215
Dying

Hi friends
Its that crazy tech entrepreneur Bryan Johnson that is trying to unlock the puzzle of immortality.

My team does tons of research and one of the things that we have found lately will shock you.

Almost 98% of people that lied down on a deathbed have died.
Those statistics are staggering.
Whats even more revealing is that all cause mortality rates increase 7 fold by simply owning a deathbed for future use.

You heard me right. The act of preparing for death increases your chances of dying.

Simply filling out a will or picking a plot of land for your corpse to be eaten by maggots triggers changes in your body that sets the ball rolling for your ultimate demise.

Do with this information as you choose. Im only hear to reveal the data.
Thanks again and remember Dont Die.

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>>522561215
He didn't kill all of the kikes when he had the chance.

TKD