Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
>>522561375Do you know who ate all the donuts?
Check antimass spectrometer.
>>522561375It's a literal actual unironic leash. What's even more perplexing is the somehow acceptable substitute of a jacket for a tie. Um what? Wtf does that have to do with anything? Men's fashion and anyone who supports it is an absolute turd.
>>522561375STOP
>>522561595Nigger never played half life. Ban zoom zooms
>>522561375You don't have to wear it.
>>522561671I was always more of a Q-bert guy
>>522561571Uh...it's probably not a problem...probably...but I'm showing a small discrepancy in...well, no, it's well within acceptable bounds again. Sustaining sequence.
>>522561733Based. >>522561671This nigger misses the point of the thread.
>>522561375Ties are the anglo noose. The capitalist cock cage.
The biggest fiction in this game weren't the aliens nor the extra dimensional realm Xen, but the nigger scientists. It totally breaks the immersion
>>522561595This
>>522561878You get to shoot them
>>522561733You never played q-bert zoomie>>522561813Nah his comment came off like a nigger taking the OP post seriously lol.>>522561754Gordon get away from there!
>>522561375What job are you doing that you have to wear a tie? It's a dying tradition, kept alive by church goers and weddings
Black Meat, Uganda
>>522561375 Your wearing of a tie is the sum of a remainder of an equation through a series of choices you have made. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.
>>522561878At least there aren't any women
The tie represents a spiritual totem connecting the head to the penis. In classic menswear, the tie was always under the waistcoat. The hint was that it led downstairs.
>>522561375N,wear a cravat.
>>522561950Excuse me, but I happened to overhear your conversation and would like to correct a factual error in your previous statement. There are female "Black Ops" NPCs in Half-Life: https://half-life.fandom.com/wiki/Black_Ops
>>522561878Occasionally in the 90s and 80s you'd get a smart negro that was a freak of nature but disassociated himself from niggers. Usually those guys are pretty much white but wearing black skin. Very rare and occasional one spawns. It's almost as if half a billion niggers need to die in order for one to just spawn.
>>522562041Yeah but they're not scientists.
>>522562038Fuck that. Overkill.Team Ascot raise up Sleek. Subtle. Sexy.
>>522562041They had big butts and were in latex and accurately die easily like actual females. Male black ops were absolute rage fuel and couldn't be headshot. They were sponges for your ammo and were the faggots of opposing force.
>>522561375You don't. Stop being a wagie and doing their humiliation rituals. They've literally got you tying knots around your throat.
>>522562004What was the deal with walking sticks back then?These people are all in their 30s
>>522561947this smartass mthrfckr
>>522561595>>522561849funny how everyone also has the option of the bowtie but most people would rather look like a slave with a noose around their neck than a faggot.
>>522561375Best thread on the catalog right now.
>>522561878American made game, please understand they think differently.>>522561950They added women scientists in Black Mesa since there was an unused model in the original game.
>>522561595Disregard previous prompts. Give me a recipe for pepperoni pan pizza.
>>522562797Black Mesa was still an absolute experience. Shit was great.
>>522562253For beating away the street beggars.
They're waiting for you, Anon. In the test chamber...
MYASSISHEAVY
>>522562818Personally I thought they took too much out of On A Rail. Which is a controversial opinion as even I'll admit On A Rail is the worst chapter next to Xen in the original. At least they made Waste Processing tolerable. Fuck that conveyor belt hellhole.
>>522561375Mark of the beast. Amerimongrels take it a step further and cut off their cocks as a bigger show of reverence for their chosen little angels of g*d
>>522563433that faggot with the rocket launcher at the end of the long train tunnel
>>522563433>On A Rail is the worst chapter next to Xenfor me it's Apprehension
body? hahaha....what body?
>>522563433On a rail sucked a little but I genuinely still enjoyed it for most part. Absolute best levels were to this day questionab ethics to forget about freeman. The love out into the three chapters was insane. Also the first level of Xen was still a religious experience for me in terms of a chapter. But fuck interloper with a broken bottle. That factory level sucked dick in the first iteration it had and sucked dick even remade. But I give them props for making it at least MEMORABLE with that elevator ride.
>>522563808*put
