i have some great news for you guys, i have found the home of your dreams in Cope Colorado. it looks like a good starter home if you throw a coat of paint on it. $25k is a steal too. so what is your cope for not living in Cope
>>522580253Damn thig looks haunted.
>>522580253What's the nigger sitch?
>>522580346sounds like a cope to me
Basically a shed.
>>522580353idk what you are talking about
>>522580376Kys jeet
>>522580253Cope
>>522580376A ghost child molested me once and here you are saying this????
>>522580353seems like a dreamland
>>522580754total sausagefest tho
>>522580253>Cope, ColoradoA town with a population of 53 in the middle of nowhere, with literally no jobs and bad internet (so you can't claim remote work). Why would anyone want to buy the house?
>>522580883No, the area has some jobs. The post office is hiring. The house needs serious work though, you're going to end up spending a lot more than asking price before it's suitable to live in.
>They didn't even bother to throw the trash out or mop the floors before taking the pictures for a place they want 27,500 forkekhttps://www.zillow.com/homedetails/45466-Main-St-Cope-CO-80812/458389814_zpid/?House sellers are the most unbelievably arrogant retards you can imagine, they actually went in there and took all those pictures with garbage on the floors and a door ripped off and put it for sale for 27,000. Nope, not even gonna clean the tub or throw away the trash, take it or leave it.Also for sale used shoes I stepped on dog shit with, not gonna clean those either.
>>522580883sounds like a cope to me>no jobsall the farmers wetbacks got deported, there will be tons of jobs
>>522581050Some people just give up on life.
>>522581050what a cope
That's nicer than my place.
It’s 7000 square feet of land and the utilities being on site that you’re paying for. Thats a demolition and start again jobIf you offered them $15k they’d snap your hand off
>>522580253>built in 1923That damn house is over a hundred years old.
>>522580253God is that wretched.I bought this in the upper peninsula of Michigan in 2019 for only 11K. I had to put a roof on it. Its was nasty. I fixed a lot of shit and cleaned it up. Its cozy now. Still needs a lot of work. If you don't need a high roller job, a rural house is the way to go. Keep your expenses down, don't have a jumbo 100K tard truck.
>>522580253> No more work from home!>No remote work!> you MUST come back to the officeAlso:>Why don't you move out to where housing is affordable?>Middle of nowhere>terrible demographics> nowhere to work close byIdk boomer fuck. why wouldn't people do that?
Looks like it has a metal roof. Its a start as long as it has all four walls.
>>522580474, CO
>>522580253This but Unironically. Where is the American spirit we hear so much about? Fact is that there are plenty of oppertunities and Its Indians and Spics taking them, not you. "But niggers live near there!" Build a fucking fence and get a dog. "But its nowhere near anything!" I thought there were fuck all jobs anyway, might want to start your business or work via the Internet. You people have no sense of creation or capacity for risk and that is why you'll die. Your nation only belongs to you as long as you can defend it and grow it. If you lie down like a fucking lazy pig dont be surprised when you die.
>>522580404Its 2000 square meters, plenty of room to build.
>>522581397life is ezpz when you dont have rent or a mortgage.
>>522581627Going by the lot size, you can't build in any direction.
>>522581397Switch out those gable vents. Your going to have birds and insects nesting up there.
>>522580253Honestly would be very cute with some work. How are the schools annon?
>>522580253It needs about $200k in repairs
>>522580353not enough robbing opportunities there
>>522581012I went to jobs.usps.com and there is one job for a mail carrier, an hour away from Cope, so you're just lying now. The entire county has a population of only 4,800. There's not enough people to sustain jobs and the population has been shrinking since 1930. It's another rural shithole. Part of the house doesn't even have a fucking floor.
Honestly though I was thinking about this one, but as a rental. 25k downpayment and a few thousand closing, having the building for less than 30k and renting it out for 1,200-1,300 a month, my money back in 30 months basically and in the green after that.If I wasn't sure the entire economy was gonna crash I would have.
>>522580253>CopeNo thank you, I found a nice homestead in Seethe
>>522582035I like these threads because every once in a while they make you find decent houses, and other times it's just pure boomer delusion. It's clear that at least in some places the housing market is somewhat normal.
>>522581050idk why the pictures are so lazy either like not even showing the front of the houseeither way with the metal roof it doesnt look water damaged, warped or moldy it might not be a terrible buy
>>522580253I don't want to cope in colorado
>>522581732What are talking about? Obviously you are just saying retarded shit.
>>522581862Bad.
>>522581862Would you guys feel safe with windows THAT fucking close to the ground? It's a fucking shack/shed.I wouldn't even build a shed that low to the ground.
>>522580883>no jobsIt makes me laugh every time I hear this cope from zoomers because it's not lost on me that your generation has the highest amount of NFL(no driver's license) in the history of transportation(over 70%) and it's not because some jew fucked you over it's because Gen z just refuses to get their driver's license, so when I read posts like yours pretending you need work "on site" it tells me two things1. You don't own a car and still live with your parents2. You are an unskilled worker It's hilariously pathetic, because out of the 54 residents in that town you can bet only like 4-5 max work in that county while the rest are commuting to jobs over an hour away.Truly the "hold my hand spoon-feed me" generation
>>522580253>Cope is an unincorporated town, a post office, and a census-designated place located in and governed by Washington County, Colorado, United States.I never saw a wikipedia summary for a town call it a post office
>>522582019That's not what I'm seeing, the job listing seems to be for the post office in the town. I already said it needs a fuck load of work nigger, but for any anon that might want it, I'm simply supplying information. A lot of people in the country are priced out of the cities these days unless you want to live around shitskins, period. "Rural shitholes" is all a lot of people have left.
>>522582035Yes I always tell anons about the Buffalo white flight suburbs. Nice area with jobs just extreme winters, summer is great. Worked around there until NY banned vaxx exemptions. Kansas also has some nice small( 50kish) towns, jobs not as plentiful but you can easily drive a truck or work remote
>>522580790nice...
>>522580253>Look at this house, isn't it cute?>It's real cheap too, only 27,500 dollars, a real bargain!>Well yeah it's going to cost 20,000 to remove all the black mold >Another 20,000 to replace the drywall and floor boards>At least 5000 to fix up the electric wiring >The foundation is cracked, another 10,000 for that >There's some junkies squatting there, you'll have to go through the courts to get them evicted, which can take anywhere from 3 months to 2 years to finalize>Oh and there's 7 decades worth of back taxes on it that wasn't paid, which is about 300,000 dollars worth. >But look at the roof! That's a nice roof. And a lot of land to do all kinds of stuff with!There's a reason why these pieces of shit aren't being bought.
>>522582178The fuck would a council house paki know about US building codes and laws?
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/45466-Main-St-Cope-CO-80812/458389814_zpid/?utm_campaign=zillowwebmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshareI'm no home renovation wiz, though I'd wager grandpa's house is gonna need a few months of work and some 5, possibly 6 figure sum to make livable.>Built in 1923>No AC>Wall furnace>Inside is an abandoned wreck>Likely to have problems that the listing doesn't cover (e.g. water heater issues, vermin infestations, smells like the rotted corpse of the previous owner, etc.)>Seller is a memer (the property just happens to be 6969.6 sq. ft.?)That said, Starlink could make remote work feasible and the property itself is dirt cheap enough that one could purchase it without moving in immediately. For a single man living within a few hours of it with no plans of starting a family anytime soon, it may be worth checking out in person to see if it's just a lot of work or a genuine lost cause.
>>522580253I went to the actual Zillow listing to look at the inside. The entire first floor is gutted and there is no floor boards at all. It's just nothing but broken wood and filth.Try harder
>>522582800Checked and summed up in a nutshell
>>522583104this guy gets it thats a sex shed. Like a dungeon or breaker barn.
>>522582800yeah i live somewhere with """no jobs""" and theres actually tons of jobs and im doing better now career wise han i ever did in the big city where all the joba supposedly are
>>522582035youre part of the problem, kike
>>522580253it could be a solidly built great fixer upper. run it.
>>522580353These places are usually low in niggers, it's a dead town where the only inhabitants left are a few White Boomers waiting to die. There are no jobs, schools, or stores or anything though.
new housing cope just dropped
>>522583349Ah I see you're an angry Jew without any argument. Who is trying to demoralise White people. Makes sense. You seem Jewish. 2000 square meters is half an acre. There's plenty you can do with it.
I have 25 years left working.I will get a credit for 150.000€ with it.Pay back 600€ a month.This works easily.Are you guys to jewed to to basic math?
>>522581397this guy is on the path. nice work. >>522581512diversity>>522583552looks like a great set for a snuff film.
>>522584250True, The only reason places like this can even still exist at all is because of the social security checks all the boomers get, if you move here as a normal person you will be driving 1 hour to work and be surrounded by karen turbo boomers, it's sort of like a potemkin village almost.
>>522580253>can only afford to live in a place literally called cope
>>522580491You were asking for it going into that haunted nursery wearing what you wore, whore
>>522580253Looks comfy. What's the catch
>>522584649Everythings fucked up and you have to fix all of it>>522583552>>522583223
Need somewhere close to the city? Side note how hard is it sweep the floors before sticking photos on the Internet, I get that these are crack shacks but still
>>522584786>fix thingsthe horror
>>522581138Imagine being the previous owner trying to renovate the place and lying in that bathtub every night hitting the crack pipe until you get so schizo that you just abandon your house mid-renovation and walk to another town to start a new life. Sound pretty comfy to me.
>>522580253I would break in and have sex in there for free
>>522584372I get you just want to make people angry and frustrated with nonsense, but you have to choose somewhere you aren't arrested for holding a gun while abroad or being mean to your rapist.
>>522584649Previous tenants won't leave and the house smells like mold and meth
jeet threadherbs
>>522580754What's the income average and job availability?You can't homestead on a 0.16 of an acre.
>>522584854>low cost neighborhood in Detroit
I-I can't afford a mortgage or rent. Fuck Boomers!
>>522581520Metal roof is a huge selling point. Anything else can be fixed as long as the roof is good. Abandoned houses can stand empty for decades perfectly fine as long as the roof doesn't leak.
>>522583072>just extreme winters,There goes 95% of Zoomer applicants because they can't rough a little walkabout in a frozen tundra, the very idea of just layering up right sounds like slave labor in their minds, too much to ask of them physically to repeat the motion of putting on pants or a long sleeve more than once in the morning, too far from the warmth of their fetal womb.I live in the Midwest again, small town, after 6 long years in SW FL and the frosty, crisp frozen air outside my door this morning was the most refreshing and soothing thing I have felt in years.I can't wait till it's buried in snow!Only those of true North bloodlines could understand the absolute love of winter I have
>>522580253i can't afford 27.5k
>>522580253In Cope, Colorado. Kek
>>522583552Nothing is turn-key for 22K or even 300K. You'll have to do some work.
>>522584786>Omg I have to use elbow grease?>Omg my skin is sensitive to cleaning chems!>Omg you can't sell me a brand new house for 27k?!!!PatheticLet's see you post them noodle sóywrists and arms, I bet at your hardest flex you couldn't even form a bicep
>>522585352Beggars can't be choosers, just make sure you wear thick soled boots around the house anon
>>522585847>>522584944Ok tough guy go and buy it then. Oh yeah you're just LARPers who like to bullshit on basket weaving forums but won't actually do anything, lmao
>first home was condominium>very comfy apartment, was part of the board from year 1>was never really involved in decision making or finance>smart board members started to leave over the years>finally find out we had no fucking money>so that's why our common rent were so low, we make no savings>move away and rent a modern apartment>rent is almost 4x as high>but now i don't need to worry about maintenance or board drama at alldon't think i will ever own a house, all that responsibility is not my thing
>>522585443I gof lucky and got the roof + installation for $6,500. A house starts with the roof.
>>522581050>not prepping the property for saleThis seems to be sop when putting distressed properties on the market now.
>>522582800Banks only give shitskins housing loans. Enjoy your new Hindu temple and illegal trash dumps, it's what you deserve for being anti-White.
Nearly 2000sq feet isn't bad honestly. The pic makes it look like 500 or less. But to be fair this is the kind of house you could have picked up for literally $100 at auction 20 years ago. Asking 25 grand for this should be punishable by permanent expulsion back to Israel. Or death.
>>522585293>What's the income average and job availability?What are you doing for work now and how much income do you figure you'll need to pay back 30 grand over the next 30 years?>>522587260>>not prepping the property for saleMost common reason for this is that someone dead and the heirs live 1000 miles away and don't really care and have their shit together enough that they need to maximize the sale price for dad's old hunting camp or whatever.
>>522583552Looks cleaner than most anons bathrooms already. What are you complaining for
>>522585093Oh you'er well ard go on use your guns you never do though
>>522580253The whole town looks like that on google street view.
>>522585093>I NEED MY METAL DILDO whites fear fair fights so much lmao
>>522582046I’m looking for one in Dilate
>>522584565There's other placed to live funnier that Cope.Gay, Michigan is a about 15 miles from me.
>>522589059For me, it’s Buttzville, NJ
>>522581345And in Europe some houses have 200 years, what's your point?
>>522586838>A house starts with the roof.No wonder US houses are shit-tier, that's completely retarded.Houses start with the foundation and no that's not being a smartass, foundations are almost irreplaceable without having to break everything and anything you make depends on how good is it.In the US most houses have shitty shallow foundational slabs rather than strong individual footings, so even if you want to make a second-store it will be structurally impossible without doing perimeter columns with their own footings because the slabs are calculated to withstand shitty low-weight wood beams and paper walls.
>>522589861With a shit leaking roof all the rest of the house gets ruined. You should know this Pedro. If I had a dollar for all the Mexican shit tier construction I've ever encountered in my life, I'd be rich.
>>522591061>Exactly thisMost of the east coast has been infected with modelo construction
only a 2 hour commute to denver. Not bad if you work remotely assuming you can even get internet in your shack.
