https://www.chosun.com/english/world-en/2025/11/27/EJGJMQN7PJFVDLHXLG4OD35ACE/
>>522580325
>The Chosun>chosen>The Chosen Ones>God's Chosen PeopleOi vey I wonder who owns this (((Japanese))) news paper..
>>522581568It's a Korean newspaper.Also, I forgot that it's a HUMAN washing machine, not just a washing machine.
>>522581637>It's a Korean newspaper.jewish
>>522581888Herehttps://www.japantimes.co.jp/business/2025/11/27/companies/yamada-human-washing-machine-sale/
>>522581934ty you Ching Chonghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muEFD_odvUg
>>522580325>>522581637>tanaka, we have many old people who cannot clean themselves>should we import haitians to beat them to death or invent a human washing machine to gently wash them?in my country we would pick one, seems japs picked the other
>>522580325This will sell well, but not for the reasons you think.Each unit will have a number of secret hidden cameras. Offering a selection of close-ups and wide shots of the soapy sudsy action. You will be able to access the hidden cameras through a private pay website
>>522580325How will ((they)) turn it into a waterboarding device?
>>522584026>computer set to heavy rinse and power spin cycle
>>522583463canada would impoort highly skilled cleaners from india
Can one take a crap in it?
This is coming just in time for me. I have a retarded brother who currently gets sponge bathed by my aging mother, but when she passes I WILL pay for a cheaper, mass produced version of this to wash him up for me.
>>522585121yes.should you?no
DO NOT REDEEM
>>522580325nice maid pod
400k when you could probably hack together a portable steam sauna with blow dryers or some shit to wash the retards
>>522585523gotta wait for the chinese ali baba version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X27dvuBSyXE
>>522585188Poo upgrade, fully plumbed, seems like logical step. i know it'd beat mashing logs down the drain with a walking stick, allegedly.
