The official timeline for the UHC CEO assassin is that;Luigi took a bus from Atlanta --> NYC, shot the CEO, dropped off a backpack filled with Monopoly money in Central Park, transferred all of the incriminating evidence to a similar but different backpack, wandered around NYC for hours on a bike with a fused spine that caused him so much pain that he couldn't have sex but good enough to ride a bike for hours, changed into slightly different but similar clothing, grew a unibrow, lost a few inches in height, changed skin color, randomly decided to flirt with a secretary at a hostel revealing his entire face for the first time, took a bus from NYC --> Atlanta which was later changed to a train from NYC --> Philadelphia, then walked around for 5 days straight aimlessly with; a signed confession, the murder weapon, a silencer, 10 grand in cash, his real passport, a bunch of fake IDs including the one he used at the hostel, a manifesto which first line reads "I support the feds", and the clothes he wore the morning of the murder - Until 5 days later a McDonalds unpaid "volunteer" who is 85 years old, lives in a Nursing Home, has cataracts but also batman vision managed to ID Luigi from across the McDonalds in Altoona, PA.Finally after being arrested the first words out of Luigis mouth that he screamed to reporters as he was being dragged into a detention center from a squad car:>"This is clearly an abduction and an insult to the intelligence of the American people!"PIC RELATED: The 85 year old "volunteer" Nancy Parker from McDonalds who ID'd Luigi.>Your pic is AIYeah, that's the fucking point retard. Nancy Parker doesn't exist!
SOURCES FOR TIMELINE>TOOK BUS FROM ATLANTA --> NYC: https://archive.is/jAwxq>TOOK BUS FROM NYC --> ATLANTA: https://archive.is/AzPMS>NYPD CHANGES STORY TO THAT HE TOOK A TRAIN FROM NYC --> PHILADELPHIA: https://archive.is/aqIVM>ARRESTED IN ALTOONA, PA: https://archive.is/iWQ6s>DISCARDED BACKPACK WITH MONOPOLY MONEY: https://archive.is/G7hlm>CUSTOMER WHO TOLD MCDONALDS "VOLUNTEER" NANCY PARKER TO CALL 911 IDENTIFIED LUIGI BECAUSE OF HIS BACKPACK THAT NYPD SAYS HE DISCARDED IN CENTRAL PARK: https://files.catbox.moe/9adbqz.webm>NANCY PARKER MCDONALDS "EMPLOYEE": https://archive.is/4awW2>LUIGI IS FIRST SEARCHED AT POLICE STATION (PLANTED EVIDENCE): https://files.catbox.moe/26g6ru.webm>PICTURE OF "MANIFESTO": https://files.catbox.moe/sx7yb2.png>FOUND WITH "SIGNED CONFESSION": https://archive.is/kxxAY>FLIRTING WITH HOSTEL EMPLOYEE: https://archive.is/9izVi>LUIGI SAYS THEY PLANTED EVIDENCE ON HIM: https://archive.is/jkz72>NANCY PARKER WONT GET REWARD MONEY (CAUSE SHE DOESN'T EXIST): https://archive.is/4LTSh>LUIGI SCREAMS TO REPORTERS THAT HE IS BEING ABDUCTED: https://files.catbox.moe/438jft.mp4>MORE THAN TWO WEEKS LATER STILL NO 911 CALL FOR LUIGI MANGIONE: https://archive.is/KVUPA>LUIGI'S SPINAL CORD SO FUCKED UP HE COULDN'T HAVE SEX BUT GOOD ENOUGH TO RIDE A BIKE FOR HOURS?: https://archive.is/Uq3lL>GLOWNIGGERS GIVE LUIGI A MAKEOVER WHILE HE IS IN PRISON TO MAKE HIM LOOK MORE LIKE THE SHOOTER: https://archive.is/oHoms>THE STATE AND FEDERAL CASES AGAINST LUIGI ARE IN CONFLICT WITH EACH OTHER THE FEDS AND THE STATES CAN'T EVEN AGREE ON THE TIMELINE OF EVENTS OR EVEN THE CHARGES: https://archive.is/Ib6l7
LUIGI IS A PATSY AND DID NOT KILL THAT CEOTHE CEO WAS ASSASSINATED BECAUSE HE WAS DUE TO TESTIFY AT A INSIDER TRADING CORRUPTING CASE IN JULY IN 2025. THE ASSASSIN GOT AWAY, BUT THE IDEA THAT THE CEO OF THE 4TH LARGEST CORPORATION ON THE PLANET CAN BE ASSASSINATED AND THERE ARE NO SUSPECTS WAS AN UNTENABLE POSITION FOR THE GLOWNIGGERS TO TAKE SO THEY FABRICATED A SUSPECT OUT OF THIN AIR.
>>522585412Counterpoint, he is an attention seeker who let himself be caught easily
>>522585412Good points, Op. Problem is, justice and truth are Christian values, not American values. We value the lie here. So Pelosi had the CEO whacked because he was going to expose Pelosi's insider trading, and Luigi is the fall guy. We all know that. We all know there is nothing we can do to correct this injustice. We all watched as 12 people convinced Chauvin of nothing because some stupid nigger swallowed his fentaynal stash and the jury was afraid of another nigger chimp out. And Luigi will go to prison so an old treasonous whore can hide her corruption.Fuck. Nuke the USA. We're over.
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