FUCK YOU
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>>522593292i unironically went to a cafe staffed by a guy who looked like a skinny aids ridden version of this who told people that "its gonna be a 30 minute wait" and some woman "i just uh got back from vacation i didnt look at your request, if you wanna get a refund i can call the manager but uh yeah"restaurants are gay
>>522593501I have some sympathy for baristas like the ones who work in cucked liberal cities because their jobs are fucking brutal but I've never been much of a hipster cafe guy
>>522593292>>522593377>>522594163
>>522593292>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH SOME ONE FUCKING ORDERED SOME FUCKING FOOD AT MY FUCKING RESTAURANT AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS HORRIBLE WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS WOULD HAPPEN AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>522593292I like chefsThey are solidAll we really need are chefs and farmers
>>522594680We need teachers who aren't willing to indoctrinate too
>>522594163> I have some sympathy for baristas like the ones who work in cucked liberal cities because their jobs are fucking brutal but I've never been much of a hipster cafe guyWhy else do you think hipsters practically went extinct? Nobody likes these Mumford and sons fuckers. Even that pretentious dick Bourdain agreed they sucked.
>>522594851Ex-hipsters make up a huge portion of modern Democratic voters
>>522595187Yes, all they deserve is a bullet to the neck and a shallow grave.
>>522593292Hell yeah brother semper fry
>>522595529KEK
>>522594680You need to learn how to cook
>>522593292No where as insufferable as nurses
>>522594680Chefs are all drunks it’s disgusting
>>522593292Shut the fuck and cook my food before i fire you, help.
>>522593292>reads a book by a drug addicted loser about how shitty it is to work in a restaurant and how they're all drug-addicted assholes with terrible lives>somehow this makes them want to be a chef>constantly complain about how shitty it is to be a cook and how terrible their lives are>also defend their career choice as if they're fighting on the front lines of the fucking crusades.
>>522595989If you dont put your dick in them nurses are easy to deal with. You just tell them you aren't putting your dick in them and then they fuck off to the employee lounge for a cucumber break. (Standard nursing practice.)
>>522594272Kek
>>522595989Why does everyone have it out for nurses?
Chefs aren't cooks, they manage the kitchen and have to be the one making sure everyone is doing their duties right so they kind of have to be curt so that everything's done on time.
>>522597839Guess how I can tell you're healthy
>>5225932921000% accurate from when I lived in Portland for 9 years and left during the exact time the George Floyd shit happened to take a better job halfway across the country during Covid. (Happened during my drive, the first breaking news of it while my car broke down and stayed at hotel in Wyoming to have it dealt with.)To be perfectly honest though, I think the status that Chefs have is warranted. They should be less of fags about it. I get paid more than them but my job is so nuanced and gay I frankly deserve less respect than them in many ways for it.
>>522593292>t. virgin salad prep line beta male who cried and walked out on his first day cause it was "too hot"
>>522593292I’m a chef and I hate chefs like this too. It is a hard job though and probably is harder than your job. I’d say it’s actually a shit job and I don’t recommend it to anyone.
>>522593501Being told there’s going to be a wait is actually honest policy and you should be grateful they didn’t sit you down and waste your time or try to serve you quick slop.
>>522594272That show is fucking cringe. I watched the first episode or two, then gave up.
>>522596148Not really, it’s no longer fashionable or popular to make your job harder by being hungover all the time. Also there is no hospo culture any more.
>>522595940You’re not going to cook for yourself at a conference for 1000 people.
>>522598390I'm from New England where even the busboys have this DEFIANT and DISCIPLINED gayboy approach to the jobt. Worked in kitchens for over a decade
>>522593292This is hilarious to me. I know a few people like this who fell for the Anthony Bourdain meme. They thought that being a line cook would get them to being a great, world renowned chef. Failing to realize that those people are exceedingly rare. Can you imagine your work was cooking for people or serving them food? Then thinking you’re the coolest people in town. Broke, drunk and fucking retarded.
I liked that about that Black Rabbit mini seties. All the chefs are actually nice people, they're all stressed out but just do coke to deal with it. I'd rather deal with a coke head than the bear.
All chefs are alcoholics
>>522593377>t.professional chef
>>522594680An anon that values efficiency; so refreshing, and before anyone points it out, of course we'll task the farmers with the mechanical and engineering duties and the chefs will be responsible for surgery and medical needs.
Eating food that's been handled by someone else is a disgusting idea
>>522599818If you had to read your nerdy ass order and uptight refusal to just eat from the menu you would be an alcoholic too.80% of customers are the neediest babies who never grew up and think it's the world's job to cater to their special "needs"You know how often customers have "gluten allergy" put on their order?Shits everywhere, like you belong in a fucking plastic bubbleDon't even get me started on those who claim they are deathly allergic to fungus, like how the fuck you haven't died from your own house's bathroom yet?!Of course, we know you made up the allergy, you just want to be treated more special than the other customers.This is why when I get "vegan burger" orders I slap that mystery plant slop patty on the grill right where the last beef patty was, and cook it in the fat, because you niggers are so stupid you can't even tell what was done to your food.If I could put Death Angel in your mushroom vegan swiss(fake cheese) burger and get away with it I would, you picky toddlers doing this in your thirties deserve to die from shellfish poisoning of the worst kind
>>522600367
I bought some tinned sardines today I heard they are good for you. Anyone have recommendations for how to use them?
absolutely soul crushing job onpar with soldiers maybe (even worse i think)a former collegue of mine told me about it, he was a trainee under 1 star i think. >1 wrong cut, 80$ fish wasted and goes to the trash>everyone doing coke, you are the weird one if you dont do it>constant depressions>lots of money to be made>work on weekends, holidays, in the morning in the evening in the noon in the night>most accidents happen, in the kitchen>there are ranks; low ranks have zero say. higher ranks can cry and shout at you all day long, to their hearts content (if they have one)after he told me, my respect for these ppl grew, thats for sure.
>>522593292Your cat is gay and i can prove it mathematically, i can also prove that your dog is gay, consider this next time you find poop in your catbox
>>522594834Can't, only male teachers are like that, and they get over-scrutinized for pedophilia when it's the female teachers raping all the kids. What we NEED is for farmers to go on strike for about five years.
>>522600708It's true, management uses their position to power trip over employees, and they will absolutely hate you if they find out you consider the job just something you are doing for now instead of it being the end of the line for your career, as they made it for themselves.There are good managers, who will step on the line to help when the line is absolutely slammed by a rush of customers, but more often than not kitchen managers and GMs will act in petty ways, and will demand you slave like a brownoid destroying your body and dedicate your life to the job like it's all you can do for 3+ years before even considering promoting you or giving you a raise.Every restaurant I have worked at does this, and generally when I ask for a raise of a few dollars and they refuse I find a new place to work within weeks because I know their game, and when you turn in your two weeks notice they will find any excuse after to fire you before your last day just to satisfy their ego.If you are white never work under nigger management, they will absolutely make it their personal mission to "keep you down"
>>522600708>absolutely soul crushing job onpar with soldiers maybe (even worse i think)You can’t be this retarded>my respect for these ppl grew, thats for sure.I’m not sure you were actually paying attention to that conversation.
>>522598987Conferences are gay.
>>522600367Based. I've never ordered anything special and I never will.
>>522600367Haha cope and seethe wagie. When you charge me $20 + tip for a burger that I could get for $5 at In-N-Out, I simply don't give a shit about making your life easier.
>>522603687>$20 + tip for a burger that I could get for $5 at In-N-Out,By all means show us your local in N out faggot.
>>522603353If you want it "special" you can always just make it at home.
>>522604694It's actually $4 for a double double, and I usually get two. The whole thing comes out to more food and less than half the price of the bullshit burgers they serve in real restaurants.Yeah I'll ask for whatever modifications I fucking want
Working in kitchens is hell and i have permanent mental scarring and bloodlust for every single person on earth. Nothing more pathetic than expecting a stranger to feed you
>>522604865why dont they put these on the east coast. how much are fries? i had to pay 3.50 for goddamn medium fries at burger king
>>522599159Being a chef is fine, just don’t let it get to your head.
>>522599818Not any more. They’re boring these days.
>>522604865>I go to sloppa sloppa to get my anecdotal cheap burgers!And the line cooks there also hate you ya special needs faggot lolI love how you were so desperate for a gotcha you made up a story and straw man In your head about what kind of place I work to win against your own strawmanIt's clear you are a faggot larping because something in my post made you butthurt LMAO like I was even arguing or making a statement about the price what a sad little man you are kekOh you lied btw GEGGGGG enjoy your bio engineered sloppa double nigga
>>522600105It’s true, every job I apply to myself outside of cooking I tend to revolutionise because I think in terms of systems. While a hotel was closed, I painted it, landscaped it and smoothed out the palm trees. To this day it still looks better than what it did when they had a team of dopey maintenance people working on it.
>>522601212Probably, but there are times where cooking for yourself is irrelevant.
Baste
>>522605473lmao $13 for two of them at the most expensive location you could find, still like half the average restaurant price lol, cope harder>enjoy your bio engineered sloppa double niggaThey're all fresh from the california central valley my friend. Get back in the kitchen wagie, dinner service is starting and I'm feeling a gluten allergy coming on.
>>522597839>>522595989I spent a month in the hospital this year and the heterosexual male nurses were generally the most competent, checking regularly and being fast doing needed tasks. A homo Filipino nurse refused to give me the morphine I was allotted because he thought I might get addicted. Luckily that gay moralizing was only one night. The female nurses were just slower but more sympathetic to pain claims, but I saw them so little during 12-hour shifts I had to ask what they were doing most of the time and the answer I got was "charting" and notes on patients.
>>522593292some chefs act like they discovered it, cultivated it, processed it, packaged it, transported it, and experimented with different ways to cook it over centuries passing; down the informationshut the fuck up and make the fucking food
