>>522600252So I just won’t go out to eat.
I tip men because we must support each other. Women get nothing.
I was circumsized not long after my birth without my consent, so I have no tip to give.
>>522600252>40% tipHalf of that is generous.
>>522600252no, I took the wagies advice and started cooking for myself, and it is usually better.
>times it
>>522600252I haven’t gone out to eat in about eight years. But when I did I always asked for the chef and gave him the generous tip. I’d leave $4 for the chicken who hardly refilled my water and brought my food out.
Think about it, if no one brought you your good, you would never have it. Tip should be AT LEAST the full value of whatever you ordered. Tip 100% or else you get 0% of your food.
>>522600970>if I can't physically walk to the kitchen and ask for the plate I can't have it
>>522600252>times itbring back eugenics
>>522600252Even the jews don't take that much of a tip.
>>522600335Fucking based!!!
>>522600411This. I usually end up with more food than I can stuff myself with, and it's still cheaper on top of that.
>>522600324>So I just won’t go out to eatYes that's been my choice for over a decade now. When the boomers are gone, there will be no customers left.
>>522600411I tried out cooking for myself, and it both took a long time and tasted bad. Recently I mostly eat canned food or occasionally air fry burgers.
>>522600252So why don't they tip McDonald's staff? Or cashiers at the supermarket? Or Garbage collectors? Why only these particular wage slaves?
>>522602409Boomers love restaurants because it satisfies multiple vices for them. They are served, they can demean and insult those in the restaurant. They also get fed the most rich and filling food they can. It's basically like hells waiting room inside any restaurant these days. Even the staff at restaurants are absolute garbage people.
>>522602625Don't you know? Its completely different when you pay in advance and the staff brings you your food as opposed to when you pay after and get your drink refilled once.Of course, in reality we've forgotten what tipping was originally about. Restaurants used to mostly be inns, and if you gave the waitress a good tip she would show up at your room later.
if you can't accept your wage without tips, don't go out to work!!
>>522602796That's actually spot on and I've never considered their motivations outside of convenience and their abundant wealth.
>>522600252Table service is such shit now i don't eat out. Nobody I know eats out except maybe anniversaries. You pothead zero attention span fuckups brought this on yourselves.
>>522600324fpbp.Plus, food quality in general has gotten down the shitter while continuing to get more expensive.
>>522600252It's better to not tip then get your meals privately tested for contaminants when they chimp out. I ate some lettuce that a nigger wiped on his asshole and now I own my own home.
>>522600252>The waiter should get 40% of the meal for walking a few feet while holding plates and drinks
>>522600252Why this bullshit thread again? What data are you mining for a literal xitter post?
The thing is though... they can't stop you from going out to eat and tipping zero. Fuck 'em.
>>522604566I don't know what you mean man I found it on Twitter and thought it was stupid for a 40% tip so I wanted to share it here with you guys
>>522600970This is totally unrelated (I don't tip because I don't care, and it's funny to watch them get mad about not getting unrequired, unrequested money) but that picrel you posted is the first time I would fuck a clown and now that I've thought about it, I don't think I can fuck a girl who's not a clown now.Thank you. (⌒-⌒; )
>>522600324I dont get it, isnt paying tip optional? If i could make some stupid bitch mad everytime i went out to eat i would it a lot more
>>522600335ZAAAAMNNN!!! DATS BASED!!
>>522604622and then get this clever idea of your food getting vandalized because >oh it's 'that' guy again.Because giving customers food poisoning over petty bullshit because your employer's too cheap to give you a livable wage is always a smart idea.
>>522600252Being poor is a choice.I'm frugal.There's a difference.
>>522605423Exactly. I'd fucking love to see them try their hardest to please me in hopes of getting a pittance from me then the look on their face when they get a big dat nothing would be priceless. Fuck. I almost wish we tipped here so I could do this.
>>522600252You can always tell when a business is run by a woman by the catastrophically horrible business decisions and messaging. I mean seriously, who in their right mind would write this out and hang it up for all of your customers to see just so you can save like $20/hr in labor on average. The customers are going to hate you, your employees will be underpaid and hate you… Just an extremely destructive cycle, these are the same businesses that also have a whole gang of illegals running the kitchen in the back and they wonder why their business sucks cock.
>>522605609You just don't go back ya silly sausage
>>522600252If your boss can't pay a living wage, why the fuck are you working for him?
>>522600618>I always asked for the chefManuel works the fryer, homes. I'll holler at him for you. Wait a minute.
>>522605688And that's what I do. I stay home and make my own meals.
>>522605337I can tell from your post that you're a totally reasonable and well adjusted member of society like me.
Fuck no. If homeless guy or a fellow man asks me for a cigarette or money for a beer I will give it. But paying extra to some liberal rich kids for doing their jobs? Hell no. But I don't go out to eat except for local kebab place run by turks or other sand monkeys. The allahs there don't demand tips and are always friendly and smiling and i would rather support them than leftist normie w*men and chads working as waiters.
>>522602796I've come to really dislike eating out. The quality is atrocious these days. Most places just mail it in and don't even try. I really do get sick to my stomach every time I eat out these days -- whether fast food or dine in. The only time that isnt the case is first rate fine dining. Food has become insanely expensive as well. I spent $100 on my turkey this year.
>>522600252Ok, then how about this. You allow the customer to order directly from the chef and when it is ready, you pick the food up yourself and carry it to your table. 30 seconds of work to save $40. Just turn every restaurant into takeaway because these goofy ass penguin-looking fucks think carrying a plate from point A to point B entitles them to a third of the food's cost.
In the U.S. if you tip 8% you've covered the taxes the server will be charged by IRS on tips. If you tip 15% then service was adequate to good. ANY tip beyond 15% is extra, 18% to 20% means service was very good.
i dont tip by percentage. i tip by dollars. $1-10 is my tipping range.
>>52260025210% if I like you20% if it’s fine dinning and I’m celebrating and you hook me up with something
>>522605761>We don't tip in GERMANYyes, yes, we know Hans.
>>522608187There’s no tax on tips moron
>>522600335based
>>522600252I give a tip depending on the time I occupied a table and kept the server busy, not depending on the cost of the food. In this case $110 if under an hour, $120 from 90min up to 2hrs.
>>522600252I'll give you a 40% tip if you blow me under the table. Otherwise it's 15% if I like you. If a gratuity fee is on there, I don't tip at all. That is the tip.
>>522600252surely it is not legal being as retarded. just don't tip. let the establishment be forced into paying better wages.
>>522600252Anyone who uses ‘times it’ Suggs!!!!
>>522600252>>522600324>if you can't tip don't eat out>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT
>>522600252Total has sales tax. I'm not tipping for your delicious sales tax. My tip is based off of the pre-tax subtotal.
>>522600324>dine>dash>?????>profit
>>522609988This is democracy manifest
>>522600252Retard that's 40%...Climb a wall of aids infest nigger cocks face first
>>522600970Fucken kill yourself faggot cunt
>>522610131Thats what i said
>>522600252The service sucked. You hate your job.You are a piece of trash.Why even show up? I’m on the road and want to eat lunch.You think you earned a windfall for pouring my a beer and bringing a steak to my table.
>>522600324>>522600324>>522600324FPBP LOL LMAO
>>522609129>the American guy my wife is dating What the fuck?
>>522602625Tipping is for a full service meal. It's a retarded practice because they should just pay the servers a regular wage, but if you are going to tip, you only tip for service. A coffee shop or some other joint where you order at a cash register and they call your number or hand you the food or whatever is not a full service meal, therefore you should not under any circumstances be pressing those stupid tip buttons. You should tip 0% and feel confident that you are doing a good deed by upholding the norms of society.When eating at a real sit-down restaurant with a server that regularly checks up on you at the appropriate times (i.e. doing their job), I tip 15% (basically just double the tax here in CA). If they do a really exceptional job (without being a tryhard like they do at faux-expensive restaurants) or at a small establishment I particularly like (e.g. where I know the owners) I'll tip 20% or something. Expecting tip %s to rise over time doesn't make any sense because that rise is captured in the inflation of the meal cost (which is already substantial).
t. have tipped in the past>be muh>when I was young worked as cook/sous (not at wendy's for $200k!)>know what a hard shift can be for service staff.>as getting older occasionally take wife and kids out to dinner>when service is EXCEPTIONAL I usually give the server/waiter/ress a $10 note.>never agreed with the idea of putting the tips in a jar and divvying up at the end of the night - that just rewards lazy cuntsI have never understood the concept of 'mandatory' tipping - literally paying people a gratuity just for turning up to work. I'd fucken love 40% on top of my salary tax free for literally doing my fucking job!Thanks for reading muh blogpost.
