Updates:>President Trump announces closure of Venezuelan air space.>Venezuela's Maduro threatens to revoke landing privileges for airlines that refuse to fly into Venezuela.>An unidentified explosion occurred in Maracaibo, Venezuela yesterday, no reports as of what was the cause of this explosion.>Reports of the Cuban regime leaving Venezuela for fears of an escalation in the country.>Commie alliance seems to be breaking down, Cuba seems to not willing to offer any support for Venezuela if the U.S. decides to launch a military operation.>Russia calls on its citizens to leave Venezuela immediately.>U.S. intelligence has already confirmed drug factory targets inside both Venezuela and Colombia.>Trump has threatened Maduro yesterday that if he does not step down, the U.S. will use force.>U.S. air carriers spotted near the Venezuela coast, with F-18s doing flyovers in closed Venezuelan airspace.>Brazil and Colombia mobilize troops near the border in preparation for possible humanitarian aid for Venezuelans.>General Mike Flynn - Maduro, I think it’s time X accounts to follow for updates:>https://x.com/WW3_Monitor>https://x.com/vcdgf555>https://x.com/InsiderGeo>https://x.com/SCYDAILY
>>522600386NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.
>>522600386SOMETHING ALWAYS HAPPENS.
America has 10 years boasting for a war.No one believes here its happening
>>522601052Ya te dieron el CLAP?
>>522600386Trump is an emotional fat faggot with a brain full of estrogen.
>>522600386Pizza tracker shows nothing out of the ordinary yet. But I expect something in the 2 days.
>>522601052Nah Trump made his decision, we just dont know if its regime change or bombing some random huts in jungle.
>>522600386>An unidentified explosion occurred in Maracaibo, Venezuela yesterday, no reports as of what was the cause of this explosion.Dude I'm really thankful for the thread but I lol'd at this. Maracaibo has a natural phenomenon that produces constant electrical storms. Those weren't explosions or anything like that, simply lighting. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catatumbo_lightning
>>522600386Finally! Hurry Up. We need freedom! And burguers.
Are we getting the Venezuelan version of Alpha1918?
>>522601930Pizza tracker is a meme. Pentagon has its own restaurantsThe gay bar they track is probably a decent indicator though
>>522600386I'm so fucked.
>>522601052Trump going to look like a retard if the USS Ford leaves and nothing happens. It's due to return to the US in a month or so
>>522600386Nothing ever happens
>>522602820If he could, he would have done it without saying anything, but he keeps talking about it constantly. He did the Iran thing without a word, but everything else, Canada, Greenland, etc etc. Its all yapping. it was the same his first term
guess I will live here now
>>522600386>we couldn't take scandis natural ressources, ayys wouldn't allow it>we try to make a pact over russia and usa to fuck over europe, somehow they all got upset, they hate usa for its' 'exteptionalism'NEW THING, venezuela. tonnes of natural ressources for usa if we can get rid of maduro which is itself cia operation unbenknownst to trump. Venezuela is beautiful country lot of good peole filled to brim with natural ressources. >yeah we going to take part of venezuela as manifest destiny instead, and erase maduro who we ourselves propped up.It's crazy. they prop him up so that migrants can go to usa and do things in usa, at lower qualified labor take it from american people that option. Now suddently maduro is bad. And rubio is playin a big part in it.
>>522604189i love people of venezuela, ofcourse maduro is asshole, but usa is why he is there to begin with, to ensure non stop mass immigration to usa. They will then make up that maduro is bad so then usa and transnational contractors, will take venezuelas natural ressources.if they want to stop the cartellos it's cambodia, argentina, brazil and several others. >wait, what, stopping cartellos, giving us cocaine.There's the problem with cocaine, there's literally nothing bad about it except how much it costs and you are high. haha. Aside from total narcisism and it's all about me now, with some snapping about it, similar with speed (metaamphetamine).Yeyo is so bad because it's so good, for those who can afford it.
>>522604189venezuelans are amazing people and deserve a better life, as are most central and south americans, there's none i have disliked. so nice and communial and decent towards eachother and rest of world.
>>522604189same
>>522605013Dont worry, if war happens. Mark my words, it will be another gorillion venezuelan illegals flooding America
no strikes yet? what's the deal?
>Trump: The intervention in Venezuela is not imminent
>>522605980>>522606279do you guys have any survival plans? I been getting advice from /out/>>>/out/2850572
>>522606551everyone knows it will happen on a saturday so we are clear for this week
>>522600386
>>522606592None at all. I have my mom and my grandma. And my aunt.They are all third age so. I cant just abandon them
>>522600386Why make a general for something that hasn’t happened Retarded thread
>>522606661im glad bro found his dream job
>>522606592Nop. But I'm not on a big city or anything like that
LIVE WAR ROOMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yWT8KHyXGQ
>>522606931faggot stream
How do you say freedom in Spanish ?
>>522607256Libertad
>>522607256Aqua
>>522607123whats your people telling you guys is the reason the us is doing this bullshit anon, none of the bullshit our govt is feeding us even makes sense. do the rumors about mexico hold any water? were wasting way too many tax dollars and effort on this. fents the biggest issue in the us, i know it doesnt come from you guys
How are you feeling zoomies? ready to be drafted?
>>522606661kot is my autistic wife
>>522606279venezula deserve better than both maduro and usa of assholes trying to 'liberate it'. Underrated and wonderful people.
>>522606592Yes. I got an electric generator, fuel, fuel stabilizer, water, food, candles, lighters, batteries, AM/FM/SSB Radio, UHF/VHF radio. Only thing stopping me from getting more stuff is money. I want to get myself a life straw or any electric-powered water filter, and maybe coal in case cooking gas is cut off. And another walkie talkie. Maybe a machete. Overall, I feel prepared for the initial chaos at least. Prepping for 6 months of chaos, or more, requires an extensive investment, and I'm not capable of that.
>>522602763No you're not anon. Just collaborate.
>>522600386Trump will save Democracy and prevent 72 wars Nobel Peace Prize after Maduro is eliminated. They hang people for shit Maduro does.
Forgot link. https://www.theburningplatform.com/2025/11/29/the-electorate-isnt-50-50-the-real-split-is-more-like-60-40-center-right-the-steal-is-on-in-72-countries/#more-382968
>>522606677well you dont need to escape, just prep like this anon >>522608730>>522608730get solar panels, according to k if your house has electricity while no one else does they will loot you >>522606882then just whats your regular schedule when there is no lights that happens anyway
>>522608730Cases of booze, cartons of smokes, lighters, rubbing alcohol, betadine, wound dressing, saline, amoxicillin.
>>522609613>get solar panelsCan't, the way my apartment is set up I don't receive too much direct sunlight. Solar panels require hours of direct, full-power sunlight to charge. >according to k if your house has electricity while no one else does they will loot youYes, probably. The electric generator is an emergency last resort, I know that once my neighbours hear that thing and see I still have a laptop and a phone with charge, they'll start plotting. >>522609630>Cases of booze, cartons of smokes, lighters, rubbing alcohol, betadine, wound dressing, saline, amoxicillin.I should get Betadine and amoxicillin. Booze and smokes for what? To trade with them? I'm not planning on getting out of my apartment for at least 2 months, if things are fucked longer than that, then I'm dead anyways, I'm not going to re start a barter society. Just kill me.
>>522601962trump is a coward so it will just be bombingregime change is possible but unlikely. people keep saying this is about oil but idk
>>522607888nobody is getting drafted because nothing ever happens
>>522602763Can I fuck you?
>>522608730>>522609613bros, you only need water, harina PAN + canned tuna and a small gas canister with a small stove.. stop the prepper larping please
>>522610503>>522609976>>522608730>>522607123Stay safe bros. This is fucked
>>522610503>>522609976You guys honestly have no idea how fucked you are.
>>522608730Status update: I found a local store that sells machetes, I'll get that tomorrow. I'll buy more matches, a bag of coal. I found a store nearby that sells water purifier tablets. Oh and I'll get antibiotics and disinfectants like that other anon said. >>522610503>small gas canister with a small stoveThanks for reminding me, I have a small camping stove, I need to get a recharge for the gas canister. >stop the prepper larping pleaseI'm traumatized by the national blackout that happened years ago, that shit was a whole week.
the fuck is wrong with 4chan? Now I'm from Colombia? I'm in Caracas btw, not Valencia.>>522610665Just drop the fucking bombs already>>522610699True, forgot about those dark days, no pun intended.
>>522604189It's nnaaover
is it happening
>>522601987bro reading about this was crazyso it always lightnings at this one spot?
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/ME7nQsZF53Y
>>522600386Posting in epic first general
Whose ready to watch tankies lose their shit as America beats the shit out of some more commies?
>>522611211nothing will happennothing ever happenstwo weeks
>>522611117It's not like every single lighting hit the exact same rock or something like that, but yeah, it's a localized phenomenon filled with electrical storms. Truly beautiful.
>>522611250You can be a tankie but you should be honest and admit that Maduro is a subhuman bloodthirsty dictator, and that they are actively losing credibility when they want to make him some sort of anti imperialist hero.
>>522611263how you guys feeling about all this? Or does anyone really give a shit given the day to day strugglesMaduro really fucked up when he dumped his prisons into migrant caravans because thats what this is really all about..drugs are meh. but the big deal was the migrants that were foolishly adopted by Biden
>>522611315>"This communist is a bloodthirsty dictator unlike all the rest of them"
>>522611256>>522611211
>>522600386>I have family in Maracaiboanons, they don't even want to fight. they will just flee here.Do you not understand the wars always bring more of us?
Nunca pasa un coño.
>>522610852Its your ISP. Netuno and many fiber optic providers use business foreign ISP providers. The benefit is that you dont follow local DNS bans to websites like twitter being banned for example>>522611079its not happeninghttps://x.com/disclosetv/status/1995249509287563347
>>522610503this is a fucking weird angle if you went through the guarimbas of 2017 or the three day apagonshit has already needed preping tier for the last 20 years
>>522601987C'mon Niggerzuelan. Let the Mutterinos believe. They seem excited
>we get another comfy war generalluckily we won't have another /uhg/ /chug/ split unless NAFO really gets a hardon for defending commieduro
>>522611568Are Venuzuelans even worried? I just don't think Trump will do anything. At most he'll throw on meaningless sanctions for the thirtieth time.
>>522611693Maybe he believes that if Trump ever attacks, it will take a week, tops. There are plenty of venezuelans who can last a shitty week, maybe a couple of kilos lost, but they'll live. Personally I think it will take a month, minimum. The moment Maduro loses the leash, every single armed forces gang will go on a killing and looting spree. PNB, CICPC, SEBIN, DGCIM, CONAS, and all the countless niggers colectivos
>>522611856>Are Venuzuelans even worried? I just don't think Trump will do anything.WAR TOMORROW GUYS GET READY.**You've heard it again, every week for the 15 years straight**People are minding their own business
>>522611856The thing is that this has a clear objective to put María Corina Machado Parisca in charge. She won the election and the noble peace prize
>>522611931>She won the election and the noble peace prizeShe didnt won shit, she put an Maduro ambassador as her candidate.
>>522611906NAFO not NATO. NAFO is the discord group that has a massive obsession with commie shit like most reddit faggots
>>522611378>how you guys feeling about all this? Or does anyone really give a shit, given the day-to-day strugglesPeople are getting kind of tired of the constant coming and going. I mean, Trump and Maduro supposedly had a fucking phone call, are you kidding me? Just bomb the shit out of him. People are more worried about being disappointed than about the bombings themselves. Most just want to see Maduro dead
maduros gonna die really fast it'll be like hunting osamathey'll have a new guy up running that place in like a week tops, in 2 weeks no one will remember
>>522611964In practical terms people voted for her, Edmundo was barely a proxy. And yes, he had some history working under Chavez, but you need to be logical. You'll never get a Bukele tier government without first going through a, most likely, faggot liberal government from MCM
>>522612058>In practical terms people voted for her, Edmundo was barely a proxy. And yes, he had some history working under Chavez, but you need to be logical. You'll never get a Bukele tier government without first going through a, most likely, faggot liberal government from MCMI had that dream again bro...>>522612049>maduros gonna die really fast it'll be like hunting osama>they'll have a new guy up running that place in like a week tops, in 2 weeks no one will rememberyou know jackshit about venezuela, retard. Read this post and inform yourself>>522611893>The moment Maduro loses the leash, every single armed forces gang will go on a killing and looting spree. PNB, CICPC, SEBIN, DGCIM, CONAS, and all the countless niggers colectivosThis says it all you amerimutt
>>522601930Per new DoD regulations, any takeout ordered in Washington has to be McDonalds and it has to be delivered via UberEats. It's a government contract, legally binding in ways you can not even imagine.Pizza tracker is no longer a reliable metric.
>>522601052Nah trump will do anything to distract from the Epstein files. This will not distract us from the Epstein files.
>>522611856>Are Venuzuelans even worried?Worried about what? Most of Venezuelans have been living in Colombia illegally cleaning windshields all this time. Brazil and Colombia by other hand are freaking out cuz the venezuelan immigration is going to skyrocket 10x and we don't have the capability to "close" the Amazon forest to stop it lol
>>522612132No need to be mean to the other gringo bro. He's right in believing killing Maduro and the leadership would be extremely easy, because it would. However, the problems would only begin at that moment. Maduro has purposely bred a paramilitary cultural system that will explode the moment they don't press the button anymore. The perfect deadman switch.
>>522612176I haven't eaten Mcdonalds in literal years, but damn I'd get one of them right now
>>522612307>He's right in believing killing Maduro and the leadership would be extremely easy, because it would. However, the problems would only begin at that moment. Maduro has purposely bred a paramilitary cultural system that will explode the moment they don't press the button anymore. The perfect deadman switch.Okay you right.RegardlessAbout the second point yeah. Literally if you get arrested by sebin and lawyer comes to find what the fuck going on, he gets arrested too lmao
>>522612372Ain't nobody getting arrested when SHTF, they'd just kill you, and if you're a foid you're going straight to the rape dungeons in el Helicoide
>>522612435>Ain't nobody getting arrested when SHTF, they'd just kill you, and if you're a foid you're going straight to the rape dungeons in el HelicoideWhat I said is what going on right now, without a central govt they will just outright rape and massacre people
>>522600386im waiting for "le unprovoked war" narrative that will never happenn in the EU regime
>>522612479Didnt afghanistan and libya wars just killed the stock market of anything that wasnt the military industrial complex
>>522612469So Venezuela needs a cleaning like the one in Germany with the nazis, sweet The Caracas Trials
are we seriously making a general for this.Whenever the strikes happen, we will never see it coming, it's not going to be announced and it's not going to show up on radars neither. But it will definitely happen, airspace is closed and we have two aircraft carriers basically on our shores with hundreds of tomahawks pointing a multiple cartel-related targets.
>>522611931Cant you ZOGolems at least bring that other Guaido guy back? That she-devil is going to be a disaster and will absolutely backfire.
>>522612574Yea you will need jail for at least half million people>>522612616We will know when it happens, considering how fast information moves, it will take 15 minutes at best
>>522612635>Guaido guy back?Bro, he scammed USA out of 1 billion bucks
>>522600386bump
>>522601052To be fair, I didn't hear any airplanes today and I live under their routes.And sure, nothing will happen but you know what they say: Hope is the last thing you lose.
>>522612645jail?
>>522612672>he scammed USA out of 1 billion bucksThat only proves that he's smart.
>>522608883I can't... I could end up in prison! Both sides.>>522610415Yeaah sure.
>>522600386Let's see how long this new general last lmao. >>522612307Most sound possibility in this thread if mad doodoo is killed.
>>522612728>That only proves that he's smart.He scammed Trump, trump called him a cuck because his first admin supported him blindlyThat was part of the USAID scams but trump wont say anything because he will look bad>>522612711Not sure how you plan to kill 100k people at best>>522608883nah, not suicidal, specially with Trump, they wont give you a visa lmao
>muh gringos will save us!Nothing ever happens. This is all le funny theater to extract oil and mineral resources from Venezuela. Even if Maduro falls, we have thousands of armed forces in their side. Gorillions of Venezuelans are going to migrate massively after this boring show. Get ready for a new veneco swarm in the US while you retards are celebrating this psyop.
>>522612933>Gorillions of Venezuelans are going to migrate massively after this boring show. Get ready for a new veneco swarm in the US while you retards are celebrating this psyop.Americans dont know that the drug issue, illegals in America and petty much almost every issue they have is self inflicted
>>522612885>Not sure how you plan to kill 100k people at bestOperation Southern Spear
>>522612933I know you are not a rea chavista because they cant speak english
>>522601987Kek. The mutt reporting that is retarded
I thought we'd agreed it would behappening in venezuela>/hiv/
What is it with the US and always starting wars?
>>522612933I don't care at this point. whatever needs to happen, let it happen.
>>522613181Evil empire business. Need to have wars to fuel their MIC.
>>522611117It also looks like fucking hell
Ok veneanons, Trump finally invaded Venezuela and a USA marine is patrolling near your house. What would you do?>invite him some arepas/empanadas/cachapas>sperg about the jewish question>??? (you decide)
>>522613161>AIDS?!
>>522613181That's how they stay afloat.
nothingburger but still TVD
>>522613333>Ok veneanons, Trump finally invaded Venezuela and a USA marine is patrolling near your house. What would you do?I'd ask him if he plays War Thunder
>>522613333>??? (you decide)I stay clear of him because a lone foreign soldier in enemy territory means he's gone postal. Brother you're about to get Geneva'dOnly get close to the soldiers if you see the press along with them.
>>522613219Trump is busy sucking Clinton's cock, chamo. Don't dwell in unrealistic expectations. Gringos are not going to wipe viejas del clap and armed forces. They just want Maduro, they don't care about Venezuela's freedom. The best thing you can do is lessen your hopes and put a foot in the ground.
>>522613333We're going to rape SOOOO many of your women>Iraq>Afghanistan Completely unfuckable pig women>Venezuela Most Venezolanas have never seen an erect white man's penis before
>>522613450>Gringos are not going to wipe viejas del clapkek
>>522613508I'm a White man and Venezuela is full of zambas. Not much better than Iraq and Afghanistan honestly.
>>522613508-1000000 izzat.>>522613333Come on, don't think it will be like that unless you are offering him mondongo.
>>522600453FPBPThey’ve been cock teasing this shit for weeks. Let’s see if anything happens (it won’t).
>>522613333I was unironically planning to sell them arepas and t shirts that say "I went to venezuela and I was actually greeted as a liberator and they sold me merch" and maybe a coupe of spooky la sajona keychains After we finally embrace captalism i plan to embrace the art of the deal
>>522613181The American people are bored and need another distraction from our mundane lives of being the #1 country in the world.
>>522613450>. Don't dwell in unrealistic expectations.even if nothing happens, i am happy with the knowledge they are hiding on a bunker while shitting themselves , because they dont know if the gringos are actually bluffing or not
>>522613598Meant for >>522613439. Fuck.>>522613575We were technically a white country before socialism. You gotta take in count niggers are most likely to be poor, and poorfags don't understand family planning.>>522613644That's actually a really nice idea. Also your oshi is a whore.
>>522602763Yeah, pretty much. Modern wars require a lot of personnel and by their nature have a shit ton of casualties. That’s just where we are now. It’s no longer smart bombs destroying enemy installations and critical infrastructure, it’s drones and artillery blowing the living shit out of human beings. You’ll be drafted and end up dead in a sweltering hot jungle.
>>522613181Because we depend on war industry. We have to go to war or at least greatly increase military spending every 15 to 20 years, otherwise our economy will collapse.
>>522613737The rumors about them shitting themselves and changing smartphones everyday are true. Won't go into detail about how I got the info so take it with a grain of salt if you want.
>>522613644I'm planing to spend the night playing Tower of Fanatasy Warp Server while the amerimutts bomb Caracass and try to invade the coast line :3
>>522613847>Won't go into detail about how I got the info so take it with a grain of salt if you want.Let me guess, you know a big fish in Caracas and he's feeding you info? Get in line.
>>522613913Dude have some respect and don't play that kusoge. Might as well say you might play Genshin like a princesito.
>>522613948Actually know a decent ranked military guy I helped as a patient. That's why I said I won't go into details unless you want me to doxx him in 4chan. You get in line.
>>522613978Nigga i lost my account of ToF cuz of the server migration i went to Zenless Zone Zero to cope and now i'm coming to ToF mmorpg to try to restart my life
>>522613737>implying the gringos are going to do anything other than post on TwitterLmao the absolute state of the diaspora and local escuálidos. Venecos have been coping with invade me daddy fantasies since 2014. US is not going to start a war in the jungle to save you, they're already pumping the oil tanks thanks to the Chevron waivers. Trump gives two fucks about the freedom, he just wants oil kek.
>>522614045And what he thinks, is going to happen or not?
>>522614166>ZZZLook anon, I will leave it and not say something. Gotta sleep, it's fucking 12 am.>>522614334He hopes it doesn't, too much anxiety and stress for him. He is an enchufado (government shill) so I wouldn't be surprised if he helped snuggling drugs too, I know he got one of those new rich shitty modern "quintas" (two-story house) and a fucking white hummer.
>>522613508Shut the fuck up, spiritual nigger
Desert storm 2.0 Jungle Storm
>>522614166Please don't tell anyone you play Hoyo games. It would make shooting you a lot easier, and I don't want that.
>>522614643I like uma musume is that ok
bay of pigs 2.0 except venezniggers are darker so it'll be bay of nigs, cyber-boogaloo. monkeys shooting at drones. by now everyone should know drone and air assault are superior.source: post nut clarity from jackin it to escort listings.
>X accounts to follow for updates:>https://x.com/WW3_Monitor>https://x.com/vcdgf555>https://x.com/InsiderGeo>https://x.com/SCYDAILYI will follow RT since they were right about UKraine getting assraped since almost the beggining.
>>522602763find a nice cave to hunker down in, 'til this all blows over. remember, nuffin ever happens. everything you see online is hype and psyops.
>>522614643I'm gonna tell your military to lick myHoyo
>>522614166Go play where winds meet, faggot>>522613948Everyone knows someone, retard
>>522614747Based jodeyeguas.
>>522614747Yes, actually. I'm a Nice Natie enjoyer myself.
>>522614868It's there a point on following more than one it's just mostly white noise anyway
>>522614979I don't have time or care enough to absorb everything from RT's perspective. No time to waste on those rooting/betting on Ukrianian terrorists.
>>522614529you are giving way too much information about him, anon. I hope you are aware of that and protect yourself.
>>522614817I think it's the opposite. Cuba has way more nigger population than Venezuela. Cuba is the third country with more niggers only after USA and Brazil
I turn 27 in a few weeks which is the cutoff for the draft. Can we hold this off until then?
>>522615267They all get white hummers and modern two story remodeled houses. So it's as safe as saying a nigger stole a bike.>>522615356We are like over 40% white and that's considering many migrated in the beginning and how niggers really don't have an idea of what family planning fucking means. Fucking niggers in my country give their demon spawns worse names than USA niggers to the point I have to convince the mother together with the nurses to give them normal names. I fucking hate niggers, you think Jamaqual was bad? Try to ask some analphabetic whore how she spells her baby nigger name when you need to write down all info in the birth certificate. Bonus: She doesn't know the father 1 out of 4 times.Again, I fucking hate niggers as much I hate public healthcare systems worldwide.
huh why is there a general? Is it finally happening?
>>522615675Closing down the air space is pretty serious. And neighbor countries are moving in troops
>>522615710>And neighbor countries are moving in troopsOh wow really?
>>522615675Everything that is happening now in the news regarding Venezuela parallels with what we saw before the bombings in Iran. Everyone back then thought Trump would also chicken out with not bombing the nuclear facilities in Iran, but look at what happened. We are gonna see the same thing happen with Venezuelan and Colombian drug factories and they're all gonna do absolutely nothing about it.
>>522615756Most likely protocol when shit happens and nobody wants to be caught off-guard with their pants down fapping to the purest lolis the internet can offer.
>>522615829Literally why Ukraine got rolled initially>Russia lines up troops>Europe/NATO: "Haha you won't do shit">russia proceeds to walk in
>>522615628I remember that Venezuela used to be relatively white country in south america before the ape of Chavez drove away the middle class lol
>>522615829>>522615829Ah makes sense. Hope all the venezuela anons here live far away from any bombing sites.
>>522600386>we're going blow you up BIGLY>i'm really going to do it YOUR BAD NEWS>okay i'm going blow up this empty building just letting you know!>declare victorySince this shit at least twice already.
Once again confirming that white people are violent psychopaths by nature
>ANOTHER fucking generalHurry up and make /polgen/ already, Hiro.
>>522615910violence is inversely correlated with the darkness of your skin
>>522615949you will never be white you dumb pick me nip. we literally glassed your tiny island nation.Now with that out the way, you can go back to being a shitty vassal state and antagonizing china with your absent standing military.
>>522616023>we >admitting you're a shitskin
The only Venezuelan I knew was a femcel I met on Duo, but I think she killed herself. Praying for her soul.
>>522605013>>522605175You obviously never meet a venezuelan before, media is banning all stories about venezuelan crime and anti venezuelan protests, even migrants are protesting against them, they are monsters.
>>522616038and you're a pick me slant eyed dicklet for a race of psychopaths that dropped a nuke onto your nation and turned you into a proxy state.
>>522610293100% regime change and it won't even be difficult. The third world has zero defense to US weaponry. Venezuala besides being run by a criminal drug cartel is aligned with Iran/China/Russia a no-no in the western hemisphere. The new leader will of course allow the return of those 500,000 TPS immigrants that Biden let in
>>522616023>Whites are violent psychopaths>This postSaar, go back to doing the needful and asking Chat GPT to help you code
>>522616288What is more violent than invading another country, overthrowing their government, planting in some dumb roastie puppet, and then robbing the country blind for their oil and gold?
>>522616349Forcing those around you to smell you
>>522612358Thank you for sending the beautiful and severely mentally ill light skin and light eye Latinas for us white guys. I can’t believe I got a 19 year old virgin as a 30 year old pizza boy.
>>522616100mmm.. At least over here in Colombia the first wave of Venezuelan immigrants were highly educated and well-off middle class people. But the second and third wave have been a lot of criminal chimps to the point to even scare away the colombian criminals from the streets. So inside of Venezuela thare are two wolves, one is retarded, so is the other. But at least one used to be decent.
>>522616100Your country wouldn't have any sort of university system without Andrés Bello, and even then he couldn't fix the retarded way you speak. You are rats who set their eyes in the new immigrant group and forget about the last one, as you now suck haitian dick the moment someone compares them to my countrymen. The only thing you know is how to speak a spanish worse than latin niggers and argentinians and a racism so unacceptable that's it's just evil, to the point not even the most racist man in /pol/ could even find approachable.And that's taking in count and recognizing what >>522616596 just said. Niño rata.
>>522613374not until there's a shill infection
>>522616656Racism is a good thing in Venezuela. How many Venezuelans won’t hug their own parents if they are too dark skin.Mmm tasty pan de jamón.
>>522600386Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msNQpoChcK8
Chileans are not white. Every time a gringo lands in Venezuela a Chilean troons out. They're the most depressing, uncivilized shithole in Latin America. Let the brown mapuche wrestle his own imaginary enemies, that's the only escapism to their gray and miserable reality.
>>522616100Your nigger country is literally at the top of suicide rates in Latin America, this ignoring the fact you cannot even speak Spanish properly without stuttering like the low IQ rats you are.
>>522616596Tbh colombian criminals (at least in my shithole and Perú) are well manered, humble and they dont do random attacks because it's funny, venezuelans here behave like a pest, i am not saying that they are all criminals, but they molest people, can't stay without parties all night and they have knife fights because why not, it's like watching a bunch of american teen niggers without cops shoting them, the worst part is media, rich people and politicians protecting them, media just ban everything, btw, for some reason they have a grudge against peruvians, it's pretty common that venecos kill peruvians here, idk why Perú government isn't saying anything about this.>>522616656I am almost half of a century and you are just delusional like most of your people, actually the problem with my people is that most of them are baizuo brainwashed by universities, actually they are the less racist of all spics, no venezuelans lynched and burned alive yet and you know it, just check crime rates before you came, better than Usa without needing a police state and you know it and we have a ton of migrants from different places and yes, haitians are a problem, but you are worse and it isn't racism, haitians are darker than you and you are likely whiter than me.
>>522600386>X accounts to follow for updates:>>https://x.com/WW3_Monitorthis is satire right?nothing ever happens
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>>522616940We are not white, everything else is garbage, you call us depressing because we dont do parties 24/7, you are the uncivilized one, actually you are so uncivilized that Trump is using your behavior to ban all spics and bomb Venezuela.>>522617008Media lies, just 2 days ago another suicide was reported inside sub train, but his cell phone was found elsewhere, basically media and politicians are covering veneco crime and you know it.
>>522617513You have a ton of white argies, actually they are whiter than us, but they are uncapable of managing a country, if the planet was sudamérica then wathever mutt abomination Dwell inside Brasil will be the most powerfull one and chilean mutt hobbits will be the most civilized ones, Argentina and Uruguay are the proof that not all whites are good.
>>522617729Pretty sure the CIA did Intelligenzaktion in Chile and only the retards survived.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligenzaktion
>>522617392Bitch, you called us monsters in >>522616100. Not my problem your country is getting cucked by our thugs, if anything you have my blessing to kill them. The problem is when you persecute the honest ones who try to go ahead without making problems. And peruvians can suck it as well for many reasons, they were racist against us way before our massive immigration, when we didn't have any contact.You think calling yourself and your kin niggers is a good motte and bailey tactic when your country is over 50% according to demographics? You aren't fooling anyone, in fact, is funny how you say our thugs are worse than colombians when back then, decades ago were treated way worse than venezuelans and haitians.If you wanna report people who party a lot and can't turn off the music in certain hours, cool go ahead, but don't go ahead whining like a victim when you behave like other anons said before, like a rat kid.
>>522602120>>522602763>>522604189>>522605980Are there many hot girls in your country still or have they left?
>>522617852At this point I kinda think haitian hands are behind chilefaggot posts.
>>522617550Said that again when this kind of shit is in common occurrence to immigrants in Chile.https://youtu.be/vSzN1IXviSM?si=KFnIHZyrMnHxVf-b
>>522617550>be chileno >live in a endless hallway of a country >claim to be white but look like a fat goblin>speak a language that vaguely resembles spanish but sounds like a stroke >gets mogged by "starving" venbros daily >cry on /pol/ about crime while your women beg for our attentionImagine being from the corridor country and seething this hard. Your entire culture is just earthquakes and not knowing how to speak. Cope harder, mapuche.
>>522600386Ah, the premature ejaculation general.
>>522617852That's explain why we dont fight back and venezuelans are doing that right now, you have hot young venezuelans molesting older people untill they bite the bait, then they move to elder people house as waifus, hubbies or wathever, then the original owner just dissapear and the house is filled with them.>>522617876Sorry, i am a boomer and i can't get some of your american slang, but again, you are the ones going in big numbers inside our country, if we are so bad then just stay in your country please and peruvians arent that racist, they hate my people for obvious reason, but none of my fellows spics fear being burned alive in the plaza of a peruvian town.
Any news on Honduras? Will we finally have an all right latin America?
>>522618209Your societies are catatonic. You backstabbed your own neighbors to help the eternal anglo during the Falklands, and now you cry because you're finally getting filtered. You hate us because you are the most soulless, grey, depressive demographic in the hemisphere. We remind you that you have zero charisma, zero history, and zero identity outside of being an earthquake buffer zone. Even the Peruvians are superior than you in culture.
>>522618240BOOBA
>>522618209>american slangIt's basic english any ESL can learn, I know you can't speak well spanish but at least learn some english if you want to post in 4chan.And if you don't want us so badly then just kill the thugs and close down your borders so no more immigrants come to your country, as in enforcing the laws that allow you to kick illegal immigrants, not fucking complicated. I know you are getting senile, but get a grip man.>>522618240Nice Dragon's Crown Sorceress.
>>522600825GYAATTTTT
>>522618209And also, it's fucking funny how you project that when your women don't respect men and have to take their daddy issues through violence. This fucking video being the best example >>522618113, no wonder nobody talk about your women.
>>522600825Something happens sometimes.
>>522617936You are the worse.>>522617962>faggotSaid the flag that destroyed our healthcare with aids.>>522618113I wish it was common, it's pretty rare, that's why you have just that video and a few more, also in my shithole that drivers behavior counts as a crime, but i hate feminismo so i gave you a point.>>522618150Never said that i am white, actually if you check my id you will notice that i am saying that you are likely whiter than me.>>522618173Fun fact, for some reason venezuelans had a ton of indians migrants in the past.>>522618298That's so subjective and you have so many objective things that i dont need to answer this, seriously, of course we are the most depressive, grey and soulless group in this continent if we use the eyes of the group with cities with more murders than a war zone, you feel pride on that and i will feel shame on that, we are too different, this is why we have to live in different places.>>522618497You didn't get the joke, well, again, we are too different, just check George Harris in Viña.
>>522612243>Most of Venezuelans have been living in Colombia illegally cleaning windshields all this time.Are you aware that while Vzla was prosperous millions of Congolombians emigrated there? Many of which invaded private land and set up their ranchos, while also committing crime and contributing to the country's declineHell, it is even rumored that maduro himself is Congolombian. So the situation is probably more like many of your own countrymen returning home
>>522618580Our women are garbage, you have that point, more details here >>522618949 that's the price you have to pay when you stop murdering women, maybe you are right in that point.
>>522616593No problem bro, we know you can't handle your own women. They'd rather be with Latinos and blacks
>>522618984It was called Gran Colombia, the only difference is that Venezuela got oil and indian blood.
>>522618984>mexican commie>Source: Hugo ChavezThere was never a formal census. Chavez kept repeating the "muh 5 million trust me bro" info. But the math never added up. The request of return of dual citizens never reached the number they claimed. Not even closed. The only thing we did know is about a population who were expelled like dogs in 2015. We never did the same with the venecos even if they are very entitled.
>>522602763DIosdado en estos momentos
>>522602120Just stay away from any military base or government buildings
>>522606661wtf, I want a free job too. No work experience but I also have a degree. Also have experience learning languages if that helps. CIAさん、どこですか?就職活動が大変寂しいので、私ともっといっぱい仲良くしてくださいね
>>522607888Too old. If I were around 18-22 I would be going to a psychiatrist and complaining about the voices in my head. Do not wait until the draft starts, do it now.
Whats going on here?
>>522615893>blow up this empty building>Nope, you didn't, saw it twice since it's never h*appened.You are spouting debunked misinformation.>>522615855>ukro got rolled initiallyNo, they didn't; what are the heck are you spouting about.
>>522601052all out war wont' happenthey'll just strike from afar to what they think are drug producing facilities and to what you will claim are children hospitals and orphanages
>>522612933This is mostly about being able to enforce an oil embargo against China sometime in the next two years or so.
>>522600386Trump can start a thousand wars for all I care if he follows through on getting foreign shitskins out of this fucking country. So tired of seeing foreign niggers everywhere. It's exploded in the last decade and I'm tired of the media underplaying how many are here.
Bump
>Venezuela is just a buch of weebs
>>522618240>Any news on Honduras? Will we finally have an all right latin America?The Jews hacked the election it seems. Initial results from machines diverge widly from the exit polls.
US hasnt bombed brown people in a while, are they sure all the equipment still works?
>>522600453Could someone explain the potato again?
>>522616241>The new leader will of course allow the return of those 500,000 TPS immigrants that Biden let injews never allow the goyim to deport your imported slave labour. Especially not H1B Don
>>522600386what a dull name for a general
>>522623580This is the announced results with 30% of the machines counted. The Israel-first candidate got 15% votes out of nowhere.
>>522623834The votes are counted at different times so the totals will vary.
>>522623920Those are the exit polls. Variance beyond 5% suggests fraud or hacking. The opinion polls before the election lined up with the exit polls. The Khazarian mafia is getting pretty brazen.
>>522624050Juan Orlando Hernandez was also the biggest cocaine trafficker on the Americas. Now his party is magically gaining votes.
>>522624118they got oil too?
>tfw ZOGbot>stationed in NipponHave fun.
>>522611149kys faggot
>>522600386Russnigger is evacuating their people. That's a good sign; we don't need them getting in the way. I don't have as much of a problem with China, but I hope they do the same, since they're faggots for supporting Maduro.
>>522622573This, brits have problems fighting trees.
>>522619077>>522618949At this point you are just strawmanning while self-admitting you are a brownoid. It's pretty despicable you call venezuelans indians when your country fellates nigger haitian dick harder than americans and jews together, but oh well, chileans and their projecting complexes. All bark and no bite.
I love my Peace President :)
Digits and Venezuela btfos amerimutt army
>>522601052>>522601987>>522602120>>522602763>>522603367>>522604189please kill many amerikkkans and post pics.
I wish I could rejoin the USMC to storm the beaches of Caracas. Only pussies think war is hell, or not needed. War is a necessary condition for the human experience. I missed my opportunity.
>>522602763its okay anon move to the usa
KOT
>>522628420Some chinks military personnel were in the BAEL during an event a few days ago. It got captured on camera but i cant find it.
>>522622625noted
Morning /vwg/! This is the week for sure!
>>522600386We need zoomies to get drafted to fulfill their bloodlust otherwise they'll start shooting up schools
ITS HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGG
>>522633203they have like 3 donkeys and a hammer. i dont even understand why the try to put up a fight. the US could unironically defeat their entire army in under 3 hours lol
>>522633543>I wish I could rejoin the USMC to storm the beaches of Caracas.Caracas has no beaches. That shows that you dont know the ground
>>522633543Caracas is a valley. The beaches come before it, in Vargas state.
Supposedly Trump is going to hold a meeting today in the oval office. Maybe it's not going to be a big of a deal thing just more "we're going to target land objectives" sort of thing that he has mentioned before.
>>522623580>>522623834>>522624050The narco-jew candidate seems to have won in Honduras. I wonder what will happen in February next year for us. The traditional parties need to be buried but that dumb bitch Laura is a puppet supported by a santeria, narco-wife Mayuli and their party has various jeet sponsors. Still there's no way I'm vooting for traditional parties
>>522636992>The narco-jew candidate seems to have won in Honduras.See you in 10 years when USA decides to go to war over drugs in HondurasMakes sense considering Rubio step brother was a narco
>>522600453.Adolf Hitler, and the US will invade Venezuela, and Hyperborean US will rise from the uh... ground.
>>522637290>Hyperborean USTHE GATES OF AGARTHA ARE UNDER VENEZUELA
>>522637154I think it's going to be far worse. There's a lot of accusations of voter fraud in Honduras from all sides. Within 5 years the US will intervene and fuck things up again while honduranons are embroiled in a civil conflict
Anyone here or any discord groups know about leaving venezuela for another country and what are the best alternatives? I never went to collageI know fucking nothing and im on my mid 20s and I only have 2500$ on paypal how the fuck do I leave this place i my passport is outdated I just want to leave this hellhole
>>522601052nobody here thinks it's going to happen either. but, we'll keep blowing up your drug boats
>>522637550>we'll keep blowing up your drug boatsNo one here really cares about the drug boats
>>522637330speaking of lovecraftian stuff, during the earthquake of 1960s many buildings were straight devoured by earth because of the sandy soilfor many years it was forbidden to build there but chavismo gave permissions againparticuarly around the autopista of prados del este and manzaneres, its all sandyI used to have nightmares as a child about the upcoming earthquake, and i imagined monsters with tentacles coming from the ground and snaring buildings down below into the depths of hellWe have several earthquakes lately, maybe this and the upcoming invasion is a sign the elders sleeping in the depth of venezuela will awaken at last. the should have left this accursed on germany nothing good has happened since it was brought back, the indians worship it as a god but it is very likely the avatar of Atlach-Nacha
>>522630971Projecting projection, classic venezuelan behavior, next came them being the best and Venezuela being the best place in the planet because it has venezuelans, the saddest part is you acknowledging that we welcome subhumans, i dont even have the need to answer that.>>522635908Trump can't risk another Vietnam.
>>522611856Why would they be worried? Venezuela used to have the 3rd highest standard of living in this hemisphere behind canada. Maduro and Chavez managed to drag them down next to Haiti. All because of some faggot names Chavez who had a small dick and got denied a promotion in the oil industry
>>522637650Thats some godtier shit for a movie or a videogame... Something like Resistance
>>522637541>2500$ on paypal10 years too late invest on guns and become lord of Baruta instead, no one likes us anymore anywhere in the world
>>522637736>>2500$ on paypal>10 years too lateI was a fucking baby around a decade ago id idnt know how to do shit>no one likes us anymore anywhere in the worldI dont care i just want to live in a better place and keep to myself there
>/NHG/Not Happening General
>>522611250Buck broken, you love gaijin dicking down your mother don’t you?
>>522615675The Informational war now begins before the actual war.They learned their mistakes from Ukraine.They need to control the narrative.Else you end up with two trannie generals.
>>522637843>I dont care i just want to live in a better place and keep to myself thereavoid the US and most of europe, they really hate us there and its well deserved (thanks, emigrating chavistas, you did not only ruin this country but you also ruin everywhere you go) What you want is to search where most venezuelans went to and avoid those places Uruguay and Paraguay seems to have the fewest venezuelans on the continent, if you know english, try New Zeland or Australia, they need non chinese people apparently, but I will let them correctly. In any case, avoid everywhere where they know who we are
>>522615865We have vested interests in Venezuela becauese some of those are our people.One of the reasons i hope this can be negotiated out instead of needing kinetic solutions.
>>522637843If you are a woman just ask any anon to be your husbando, they are pretty beta and easy to manipulate, the problem is trying to push your family like you did in other places or doing something stupid, basically you go alone, the other problem is that the planet is filled with pimps and women always fell for them.
>>522638178It's probably going to be a flash blitz that cripples parts of the country and kills Maduro and then Trump will be like 17 wars ended yadda yadda Israel peace prize.
>>522638105You can't just emigrate to NZ or straya and I doubt they're giving political asylum to latinos. LATAM has little to no diplomatic relations with these countries>t. Tried to move to either of these two but I needed a job offer from a local company there
>>522633543lol
>>522635908I didn’t know Romanians could post on 4chan.
>>522633543as a soldier, what are the rules for buying from locals? how can I approach a marine to sell him local food and souvenirs, etc and what were you likely to buy?
>>522638105>>522638198I want to go aloneIs there any kind of discord group or something that guide you through how to emigrate? Ive literally never leaved my stated or traveled before
Posting in thread #1 of the war!May Venezuelans all die, in mincecraft!
>>522638774Kill yourself tranime faggot
>>522638766Pretty sure food would be offlimits due to the risk of poisoning, but i guess souvenirs or shirts would be fine.
>>522600386>General for a was that's not happening
>>522639449the real war is the friends we made along the way
>>522638486Now you know!
Enjoy your new neighbors vzla sistershttps://x.com/di313_/status/1995433998139461858
>>522637541Boat to trinidad?Hoofing it through the jungle to colombia or brazil?Being out in a rural area away from military targets?You might get grabbed and given a rifle if shit gets bad.
>>522637843What makes you think you're entitled to live somewhere else? Stay there.
>>522600453fpbp/thread/general
>>522600453Nothing ever happens posters could have an interdimensional rift open up and demons could be gaping their bunghole and they'd still stammer out>n-nothing ever happens
>>5226399253rd worlder brain virus. they all think this way.
>>522610503Don't forget some kind of salt mix with magnesium and potassium chloride in it for electrolytes
>>522639695Are marines in need of local translators nowdays? I see a business opportunity for all of us venecos here
>>522640130Literally has nothing to offer the world but thinks some country should take him in when they all have their own problems. Absolutely disrespectful.
>>522640168they are in need of PUSSY and will fuck your women retard. prostitution bro. thats the business.
>>522600453>>522601052/thread
>>522640235They could just open a Tinder it's easy mode for whites on latín américa Consider us for your next invasion , we have seven miss universe crowns , most beautiful women in the world per capita
>>522639695Yeah this shit is going to turn into another Vietnam if this happens.
>>522608730Ilfe straws are alright, but if you plan on bugging in just get a home filter and an adapter so you can use it manually. Also solid unscented bleach is cheap and basically lasts forever. Get a cheap solar panel and battery backup for charging your phone and one tablet goes a long way if you prefilter. The generator will draw a lot of unwanted attention, so you only want to use it sparingly. There was an anon back in 2014 who gave a breakdown of things that were super valuable for trade and barter that should still be relatively cheap right now Toiletries, Soap, deodorant, feminine hygiene products, toothbrushes and tooth paste. Sugar, powdered milk, rice, beans, flour, dried pasta, cooking oil. Solar panels that can charge multiple phones at the same time made steady income when the main grid is down. Also save music/movies and anything you might need to reference now to a device because the internet isn't a guarantee. also a crank flashlight and emergency radio and, they make USB rechargeable LED "puck" lights that might be a good idea. Also if you have a pet stock up for them now. Good luck OP.
>>522640230I have a stem degree and 10 year experience in the oil industry...I just want to be appreciated, retarded commies take the good jobs due to nepotism and then oil refinerías explode
>>522605175>venezuelans are amazing peopleCome on now..
>>522640389>Another VietnamLMAO!
>>522640573are u aware that the commies gonna be gone soon? just use ur experience in the new world called capitalism once its over retard. you are not welcome anywhere outside of venezuela.
>>522640712>re u aware that the commies gonna be gone soon?Eh, might be a nothingburgerIf so i would want to leave, i can't stand this retarded brand of communism anymore where they self destruct but no one does anything cause war "le Bad"Planes are falling on their own and a tourist Cruiser sank our only working military ship 5 years ago, if Haití wanted to invade the would win
>>522640879shut up retard. you dont actually care about your country. you just want to live in the west and ruin it for the rest of us. nobody wants you anywhere near us. get it into your 3rd worlder head.
>>522639695i see no downside to this. It's clear that after maduro and his cartel falls, there's going to be a number of paramilitary cartel loyalist. Our army is deeply corrupted so until it's entirely cleansed doing joint tasks with USA to hunt the remnants of maduro's forces would be most optimal.
>>522640941:(
TOTAL MADURO DEATH
>>522600386Nigger
Anyone going to bake
Must suck to be a Venezuelan. I went to SA when I was in the military to provide humanitarian relief because of the refugee crisis a few years back. Everyone fucking hated them.
>>522640531I don't have much money left, I decided to do this>>522610699If I could I'd save up a bunch of sweets, alcohol and hygiene products, but alas I can't afford it
>>522642604Be the change you want to see
>>522600386>Venezuela War Generalwhat fucking war? its just politics at the moment.
>>522600386Glorious day baby! GODBLESS TRUMP GODBLESS THE USA & GODBLESS THE US ARMY.here's Trump offer him a chance>step down Will he be smart and leave office?*falling bomb whistles* boom boom boom
>>522643223Polítics is just war via other means
