>896 days>i am forgotten
>>522613934I weep daily. I remember. I. Remember.
I remember making a meme edit of the fake WE GAAAN KLM transcript for this, but the harddrive it was on died. I wonder if anyone here saved it...
>>522613934almost like it imploded
>>522613934The people who will be tasked to produce comparable feats of engineering will be shown this case as a teachable moment. That's what matters going forward.
>>522613934now that the dust has settled... why is it shaped like a fleshlight?
>OH N-
>>522613934logitech gang pour one out
>>522613934It was fun.Remember how everyone thougth they were swimming in piss n shit after 3 days of not knowing anything about them?And then it turned out the navy already knew they were gone almostas soon as it happened (picked up in secret deep underwater mics) but let rescue operations continue anyway.
>>522613934>I am forgottenNot even close. Now people are reminded of them when thinking about the titanic. What a fucked up way to die. I still think the official official report hasn't even been released yet. I think only portions of a preliminary report have been made public.Some people say the crew of the sub knew they were in trouble and were racing to ascend to the surface, while others say everything was fine and they didn't know anything was wrong. The actual implosion is fucked up, though. And they were gone faster than you can blink
>>522614098ACK-
>>522614051This one?
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>>522614337At least they didnt drown.
>>522613934genuinely thought this was a fleshlight from the thumbnail.
>>522613934>They make normies do a countdown until they were out of air like it wasn't obvious they didn't all die instantlyDiabolically funny in retrospect
>>522613934Logitech controllers never recovered from this.
>>522613934>cutting corners on your own fucking safetythis will never not be funny. Well I feel bad for the kid that died though
>>522614548>slaps side of submarine>it implodes
>>522613934I lost interest once the engineering faults were identified
>>522614724A lesson in hiring cheap labor instead of Whites.
>>522614724The controller didn't kill them, the commited suicide while searching for Hillary's email server backups.
>>522614820Actually the smartest thing about that piece of shit subIt's two precision joysticks with two analog triggers, which is exactly what you need for piloting a submarine
>>522614961Pajeet and woman engineering did. The richfag refused to hire White men and paid dearly for it.
>>522613983>all the joystick battery memes>imagine the smell posts it was a happening time
>>522615133>paid dearly, with his lifeAt least he saved a cool million or two in expenses. A CEO job well done
What, you expect that people at large would still be talking about it commonly two years later? Why
>>522614995they fucking fired the guy who warned them the thing was a death trapthere was nothing smart about the whole operation I wonder why the suicidal freak took the others with himmaybe settling some old scores or whatever
>>522615325but muh bold profiteer,er- trailblazer legacy
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>>522615572it may have been insane hubris coupled with extreme stinginess or it may have been intentional. Maybe he had aids or stage 4 cancer and kept it secret
>>522615592did he have to be this retarded when there were perfectly good tried and tested materials and designs for building submarine hulls? Did he ever watch a single submarine movie?
>>522613934Some of the best couple weeks this site has ever seen.
He died like a dog.
>>522614337Literally the most painless death a human can experience. Ground zero of any very high yield explosive event being equivalent, yet this seems even cleaner. Death is the one common thing we all will experience. Each and every one of us. We mock the easy ones. The one most of experience will be much much more painful and harder. A death like this is beautiful thing compared to the piss drenched gasping for last straws that 90% of you will experience.
>>522615325>there was nothing smart about the whole operationThe joystick was, but that's about it>I wonder why the suicidal freak took the others with himBecause he thought it was totally safe and he was a geniusIt's kind of funny that they didn't do destructive testing to find out the hull's limits but instead went with this ludicrously inadequate warning sensor system, namely "hey the hull's starting to come apart, hopefully you're not an hour away from a survivable depth" But the system actually worked perfectly, capturing exactly the sort of "oh shit" BANG delamination sound they were looking for a couple dives before the final one, and then recording that hull stress/flex per dive had started to behave differently after that. Literally precisely the evidence of delamination they were looking for, which would tell you to scrap that hull and start making a new oneAnd they just ignored it and kept diving. Their whole safety system was this Mickey Mouse sensor bullshit that had a 1% chance of providing a useful warning in time to prevent everyone dying horribly, and it worked, but they just ignored it and kept going until everyone died horribly lol
>>522614098>>522614337They will be mist.
>>522614453Holy based leaf. Yes that's the one. Thanks.
>>522613934Yes, industrial lack of safety accidents get forgotten.
>>522616136saved
>>522614820The fuckin abject retard deserved to die before he did something even more destructive.
>>522613934>i am forgottenOne of the most retarded 4chinz meme together with 'shit being memoryholed'
>>522613934>rich people do something and die>we're supposed to care 2 weeks later much less more than 2 years later.
>>522613934Looks like a fake pussy thing
>>522614337The human body is not made of plastic balls the size of marbles, theyre much smaller.
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>>522613934Thanks for reminding me I left my fleshlight in the bathtub
>>522616119Kek you cheeky lil shit
>>522613934stupid asshole put screws in tbe composite layup monocoque to mount his malwart tv
>>522614337You can tell someone thoroughly enjoyed making this.
>>522614337This should be a form a capital punishment Death row inmates get a nice vacation see the sights eat like a king then sleep with the fishesInstead of keeping them alive for 30 years on the tax payers dime Also all those niggers that get arrested over 30 times should go on a deep sea trip and the judges that let them out constantly to commit more crimeI say if you get arrested more then 10 time and or serve 3 light jail sentences then in the tin can you go
>>522614337honestly it's better that they went in implosion, I remember when this happened the thoughts were all on them running out of air and asphyxiating, and considering killing each other earlier in order to preserve the 18 year old longer in hopes of rescue until he too succumbed to oxygen running out. Which would have been a terrifying way to go.Implosion they'd have probably no warning not seen it coming just suddenly dead and in whatever afterlife you may believe people go to.no suffering as far as we know.
>>522617877Yea, one of those
>>522618235tying a rock around their neck and kicking them off the pier like the ye gay times of thy olden days would be far less cost prohibitive
>>522618067Meant to tag this. Nebermind
>>522613983Your heart will... go OOOOOooooOOOOONNNnnn!
>>522613934Tell me about it.Only been 500 days for me.
>>522618394"Stop I can only get so excited"Free millstone chains and sea tours for all criminals!
>>522613934>OCEAN GATE DAY 896 STATUS REPORT
>>522614337no way that is accurate. That is a chan dramatization.
>>522615729Apparently there are well defined testing procedures for steel vessels which need to be done for approval of taking passengers and insurance. Very extensive and very costly procedures. Seems by using carbon fiber he found a loophole to cut costs in half, just from not doing real testing. He made four test runs with a small model in a lab. First was 8000m depth and it failed. Then sth like 6000m, 4800, 4000, all failed. "But we knew it was going to fail from the sensor data, so the test was good." This guy was criminal.
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>>522618869there were no blackrock ads with him in his Pennsylvania classroom chuddie
>>522613934>retards kill themselvesYou could really easily keep this memory alive OP
It honestly looks like a huge dildo that got shipped in one of those metal motorcycle frames you see getting un bolted on youtube vids.
>>522615325The other guys were mystery meat
Why didn't they do an unmanned fly-by-wire test a few times then take it in for stress fractures and other potential problems?
>>522618235Back in the 80s someone pointed out god old automotive airbags could be a perfect cheap humane execution method. They deploy so fast and with such force that you could put one under a condemned's chin, push a button and it's lights out. Neck snapped in a dozen milliseconds, about 10x faster than a pain signal could reach the brain.So cheap and easy but for obvious reasons the car industry fought against it
>>522618067>>522614093>>522614649Ahhh, these three beat me to the crunch.
>>522616047That happens a lot, where people stop following their own advice. Dude seemed to stop caring at some point. Apparently they left the sub out in the Boston winter before the summer dive.
>>522618235How do you fuckers still not get that the point of these systems is to create jobs for voters, not any claimed goals. Think of all the unemployed liberals arts faggots if there wasn't public school. Fighting homelessness means creating a bureaucratic committee that creates social work for some unmarried feminist. That nigger in cage creates a union job in Podunkville.
>>522614326>What a fucked up way to die.zero fucks given, infinite lulz at politically correct mental retardation on an epic scale.
>>522613934lol tldr;1 - 2 failed icbm launches off of UK subs2 - 2 lost OceanGate subs including builder3 - TD bank bathtub found to not track 18 trillion dollars of transactoins4 - Chief engineer of CN tower = 'Iranian'5 - City loaded with wealthy whales6 - Titanic V2, except multicultural7 - nukes swim in using a Carbon Fiber jacket8 - detonations blamed on stolen Russian Nuke9 - Get the world to destroy Russia with nukes10 Partridge in pear tree.Not bad.
