I don't want to raise my kids on goyslop and I won't be allowing much tv time, but if I did I figured I could at least be somewhat safe with curated old TV shows. Thoughts?
>gay ass boomer romantic dream of the old westFuck off
>>522614917This is just old goyslop
>>522615161Yeah, but no fags, jews or niggers
>>522614917BasedBonanza is good, but The Rifleman is even better.
>>522614917I, Claudius and the WWE will educate your children about how politics really works better than any 4-year political science degree will.
>>522614917My dad has IPTV with 10k channels but watches this and Gunsmoke 75% of the time, the other 25% is Pawnstars or some show where people restore old cars. Time literally goes in slow motion when this shit is on
>>522615333The actor for Joe/Joseph is a jew tho.But yes, they killed these series in the county all at the same time so people move to crowded cities.
>>522614917Nigga that show is like 80 years old. Who the fuck watches that old nigger shit.
There has basically never been "based" television programming. Everything is political in its final analysis and there was always an agenda the US empire wanted pushed domestically and abroad.In every single TV show you can see the post-WW2 liberalism and democratic propoganda. It's so easy to spot and our leaders then had an interest in pushing it to change the perception of the nation-state and the in-group/out-group.
Maverick is the best classic tv western, and the film adaptation has Mel Gibson
>>522615946Im not looking for based shows because they dont exist... just trying to keep containment to an all time low
>>522616036That was a good movie, never saw the show
>>522614917Bonanza was a kike-infested production. Look into it.
>>522614917I got you my American chums
>>522616036Good call on both, although the TV show suffers when Bart is the star.I also like this, and the Christmas episode coming up is a yearly tradition for me.
Brisco County, Jr.
>>522616129Technically they all are though... just looking for non pozzed old shit
>>522614917Lorne Greene was jewish. >Early life, family and educationGreene was born Lyon Himan Green on February 12, 1915, in Ottawa, Ontario,[2] to Jewish immigrants from the Russian Empire, Dora (née Grinovsky) and Daniel Green, a shoemaker.[3] He was called "Chaim" by his mother, and his name is shown as "Hyman" on his school report cards. In a biography of him, written by his daughter, she wrote that it was unknown when he began using the name Lorne, nor when he added an "e" to Green.[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorne_GreeneBonanza is jewish bullshit.
>>522616114The show is great, James Garner plays Brett Maverick which is why he's in the movie. Maverick is an unconventional hero for westerns on that he's a picaro. Really the only classic western that I always watch when it's onhttps://youtu.be/q7VVatFqhJQ
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>>522616337Thats dissapointing, but what even isn't?
>>522615842Michael Landon was a jew?
>>522614917Dukes of Hazard
>>522616536>being this new
Ok, how about old cartoons?No looney tunes (bugs bunny cross dressing faggotry)Im thinking tom and jerry
>>522614917Numberblocks is pretty solid for kids. I am sure some turboautist can find subversion in it, but nothing overt and it is good at teaching math.
>>522616609God dammit early life confirmed
>>522614917That's fine, if you're a woman. This is what real men watch.
>>522615333There has never been Hollywood without Jews
>>522616643My kid is ASD and loves the shit out of numberblocks, be careful though because there is all sorts of wierd shit out there in the vein of spiderman/elsa shit having to do with numberblocks. Had to return him to YouTube kids because some of the shit was so wierd/violentt
I still fall asleep to itvery comfy
>>522614917Patriot was great
>>522616734That's Clint Walker. The manliest man to have ever lived.
>>522614917Even the shows back then we're chock full of woke bullshit. I like picrel myself. Still had a bunch of woke shit in it though. LEL Lucas McCain from the show killed 121 bad guys in total. UNC was a serial killer.
>>522614917There's always a a message but the Haye's code kept most of the filth and degeneracy off the air. Id recommend the Dick Van Dyke Show, Beverly Hillbillies, then the offensive stuff like Blue Mountain State, the oblongs, It's always Sunny in Philadelphia and Drawn Together, Reno 911 for balance. To keep him centered, car shows like Trucks and Horsepower, Top Gear but avoid the supercar reviews so he doesn't get false impressions of what life is like for the 99%. Then some That 70's Show, How I Met Your Mother, original Who's Line is it Amyways. That's off the top of my head. Hell on Wheels is a decent western if you can get passed the constant nigger love messaging.
>>522616091Jud Suss is legitimately an excellent movie.It’s A Wonderful LifeThe Matrix (you’re living in it) / Dark City / EquilibriumThe Dark Crystal (TV show and movie)Basically anything Jim Hensen. Old DisneyRead them fairy tales (grab a copy of Grimm’s Fairytales), the Hobbit, LoTR, the Bible.
>>522614917The first seasons were good, but this got shit in the end. Lots of work, anti-Racism bullshit. Canon and The Fugitive are based.
>>522615946Yeah very true. You watch a lot of those old westerns movies and western tv shows from back then and it was full of a bunch of bullshit. Loving niggers this that and the other giving women rights yada yada
>>522616775I meant depicted
Allo allo, the jokes are Deep and rhe surfice is cheesy af! It's a foundation of understanding the world, human nature masked by tons of ridiculous shit... in emeds i to the subconscious and can be built on. Human history crumbs.Father Ted, same.as above, it will teach Children to Think and not just subjugate to "authority" via comedy. They should not watch this too young, I'd say at 12ish, and then again as adults... their views will evolve. Again, itsl does not appear deep, but it is.
>>522615821Your dad sounds cool as shit
>>522617096They're a little young for dark city and the matrix
>>522616788Oh yeah I don't trust youtube for kids stuff. Wife's family has a goyflix account we piggyback on.
>>522616945Indeed. Some say men are called barrel chested because they resemble barrels but actually barrels are called barrels because they resemble clint walker's chest.
>>522615143100% thisPrime goyslop for fucktards. It's all as cringe as nigger shit being pushed on white kid in the 1980s-2010s>Hurr I'm gonna curve my bullets, take out 100 men vs just me, then eat an entire pan of beans and a whole loaf of bread like a feral Tarzan because me maaan
>>522617871I guarantee whatever you watch or enjoy is gay as shit.
>>522617981I stopped watching and enjoying anything well over 10 years agoGet fucked, goyslop hog
Combat!'s pretty good, sorta gets lame in season 4-5, firsrt 2 seasons are decent enough, just skip the 'woe are us poor jews' episode.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP5Dhz1LXUgYes both are kikes, but they seemed to have been fucked over the Hollywood still, especially Vic Morrow.
>>522617629>barrels are called barrels because they resemble clint walker's chest.You're literally a homosexual that hides behind antique western propaganda to mask your homosexuality.Normal men don't say shit like what you just said. It's not just gay, it's beyond that. Youve literally moved into jeet territory
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>>522617629This is genuinely the gayest post I've read in months. I sure hope there's a chaperone around when you're allowed to visit your children.
>>522614917https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2n0widQ4nA
>>522618271Imagine using chatgpt to refute a joke. You are more pathetic than I could've possibly imagined.>>522618342It's not gay to admire the perfect male form and strive to attain it. The world needs more clint walkers and less (you)s.
>>522618479>>522614917Consequnetly, if they're a bit more maturehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV6m9NlsOJ4
>>522614917I 'member watching reruns of this show as a kid when there was nothing else on TV.It was boring as shit.Still remember the theme song though.>>522618479Man I miss shows that were kind of centered on cool vehicles/machines.
>>522615333Be me watch old star trek on pluto tv to get away from globohomo, they push this softcore gay porn commercial into my living room.Apretude Commercialhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vntZVi88pHE
>>522618501>Haha my homosexual detailed notes of this 150 year old man's chest I wrote down in middle school with anatomically correct drawings is just a joke bro but at least i can't have AI >God I wish I had AI >Hey Siri how do I make AI porn of this dead guys veiny barrel chest
>>522614917Any show that was killed off during the Rural Purge.
>>522618849Old star trek was super woke, though. First on-screen interracial kiss was in that show.
>>522614917>based Dad sanctioning limited Bonanza-timefor me, it's the Hoss air-balloon episode
>>522618924If you can't look at manly man and appreciate his attainment of bodily perfection then you're just straight up gay. Stop hopping IPs too, you nigger.
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Some of those old Alfred Hitchcock Presents episodes could be fairly red-pilled.
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>>522618993What about Dan Blocker? You got any love to spare for him or has CW taken all your heart?
>>522618993There's a difference between respecting and swooning.You brought up literally who by name like a girl about to flick the bean over a highschool crush
>>522619038This is why you always put one in the brain.
>>522619104To compare that hulking troglodyte to the atlas-like figure of clint walker is an affront to god and nature. Shame on you. Shame of the highest order!
>>522619122>Not knowing cheyenneWhy the fuck did you even open a thread about westerns if you're gonna act like this?
>>522615668I think this would be a great show for boys to watch they can grow up like Mark did a lot of great lessons he learned and your boy can too like how to choose friends that won't betray you or how girls are branch swinging whores and not to simp for them In Gunsmoke once they become a young man to follow Chester Good and Festus and don't relax around criminals
>>522614917Paladin
>>522619094love this show
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>>522619198This is a thread about finding non goyslop shows for kidsYou just saw a boomer pic and went full nostalgia (for your middle school crush)Once again, this is not a western thread. I will however talk with you about Hank sr and Waylon, if you promise to not swoon and post erotica.
>>522618993What the fuck is wrong with you? You creepy closeted trad freaks make my skin crawl even more than the zesty weirdos. I wouldn't let a child be around you at all, honestly. >Hey kid, do you think cowboy are cool? Don't they look so manly and stuff? Wanna see me take my shirt off?
Used to love this show when i was a kid, can't remember what particular propaganda was in it besides featuring disabled people though
>>522619411Fucking kek, this
>>522619170You're obviously not a bear aficionado. You're a Steve Reeves kinda guy. You need to broaden your horizons and expand your tastes.
>>522619371>Hank sr and waylonFuck off, country bumpkin. Go fuck your underage sister.>>522619411Clearly spoken like someone who has never gazed upon the perfectly kept physique of cheyenne. He is what all men should strive to become. You're just a limp wristed faggot if you can't appreciate that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdtsTTMCtuo
>>522619567I'm not talking about fucking him. I'm talking about being trapped in a burning building, seconds from death when this shirtless adonis breaks down the door and carries me to safety. There's literally nothing gay about this.
>>522619611You read a lot of Jack Donovan, don't you?
>>522619712I've never heard of that guy. He sounds gay, though. Not like me and clint, though. Straight as an arrow, both of us.
>>522619705Dan could rescue you just as effectively as CW. You're just being stubborn. Let him rescue you. You definitely need it.
>>522619611>Gazed upon the perfectly kept physique of cheyenne. He is what all men should strive to become.This has to be on purpose.
>>522619772>I've never heard of that guyWell, now you have. Start reading him and learn something.
>>522619705>>522619772Actually, the pivot to ironic gay posting has me even more convinced that you're actually a closeted homosexual. Nevermind. Stay away from children please.
>>522619611Fucking faggot
>>522619788No, I would rather burn alive than let that brute lay his hands on me. There's rescuing the body then there's rescuing the soul. Only clint can do both.
>>522619867Did chatgpt tell you that, retard?
>>522614917kek... a relative of mine was a regular of this show
>>522614917Ray Mears
>>522619936How gay was he
>>522619905You won't have a choice. Dan will rescue you whether you like it or not. This thread is now about Bruce.
>>522619705>this shirtless adonis breaks down the door and carries me to safety.You're as gay as they comeLiterally damsel in distress sexual fantasies
Original vintage radio programs like Gunsmoke are far better than the later TV versions. Check out the old sci fi radio programs as well.
>>522620098It is not gay for a man to platonically wish to be carried to safety by another man. His soulful baritone soothing you as the smell of singed chest hair fills your nostrils. There's nothing sexual about this at all.
>>522619983The real deal
>>522619935What are you even talking about, cockgobbler? Stop trying to show kids your nipples and asking for pony rides, you freak.
The 6 shooter is another great vintage western radio show.
>>522620217You know what you did, IP jumper. You couldn't handle the embarrassment so you pretend to be someone else.
>>522620200You're either trolling at this point or irredeemably gay
>>522615790seconded for I, Claudius.
>>522620296What kind of world are we living in where a man can't get hefted bodily onto another man's thick and rippling shoulders and carried to safety without other men thinking he is gay? You need to grow up.
>>522620296He's trying irony to mask his actual proclivities. He thinks I'm jumping IPs instead of more than one person making fun of him for being a gay weirdo with a cowboy fetish.
>>522620200I said THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT BRUCE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de71lObYN5cStop being a faggot and acknowledge BRUCE.
>>522614917When I was a little boy I loved this shithttps://youtu.be/hahdKYRdY5k
>>522620400You're literally going over it going into scent details.youre a shit troll trying to cover you're exposure as a homosexual
>>522620431Yeah, I'm sure the retard who used chatgpt to look up the first use of the word barrel just so happened to leave 2 minutes before you make your first post with the exact same diction and opinion as him. Happens everyday in fagtarded dipshitland.
Hi, op here and not a faggot, can we all get back to the original topic at hand or are we just gonna let this thread derail about who's a fag and who's not?
>>522620310Is there anyone in Rome who has not slept with my daughter? You're all scum and you know it. Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out.
>>522614917Watch METV with them.
>>522620431I didn't reply to you.He's schizophrenic and homosexual. He probably thinks you're also me because my id changed once for rain
>>522620447Oh, I thought you were joking. Who would admire that guy? He probably couldn't even hold me in his firm but delicate arms like clint could've.
>>522620459You shouldn't love shit, not even as a boy. Who molested you?
>>522614917>live action Krat Brothers>Moomin>Shurik movies>Studio Ghibli movies>nature, archaeology, and oceanography documentaries
>>522620514How about you shut the fuck up, off-topic bitch boy.
>>522614917Stick with classic Merry Melodies type stuff. You could try some Jap cartoons as well. Maybe some pic related.Bonanza isn't that great. David Solomon Katz was the creator after all.
>>522620558>Who would admire that guy?Millions do, all around the world. Join our cult. We are the future.
>>522620042dunno about gay, but stupid in ways
>>522620611OPs are so controlling, aren't they? To hell with them. We're talking about BRUCE now.
>>522620514Where were you? Playing "Rawhide Rump" with your son again? Good thing you don't let him consume media that people his own age would recognize in any way.
>>522614917I haven't watched Bonanza but I did watch a handful of Rawhide episodes. The episode I remember the most was Incident on the Edge of Madness.https://ww22.0123movie.net/movie/rawhide-season-1-16184.htmlI've watched a few episodes of the 80s The Twilight Zone. This episode is a mini-Truman Show:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIIqF66X6Rosome other episodes I likehttps://youtu.be/aPrhSqD2R2Ahttps://youtu.be/6_9m5ORYFX4https://youtu.be/CfGT4kzTevIhttps://youtu.be/sP89KY7QyC0The 60s The Twilight Zone I haven't been able to find free videos of, or I think I watched one episode, or part of one episode. Some say those are better.I love the Twilight Zone because they are science fiction stories, so they explore philosophical concepts, and they're often based on short stories, which you can read before or after watching an episode.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Twilight_Zone_(1985_TV_series)_episodesMany of those short stories were originally published in pulp magazines:https://www.luminist.org/archives/SF/edit: I found these episodes from the 60s series:https://archive.org/details/the-twilight-zone-1959-s-01-e-00-original-pilot
>>522620789Actually I don't know if Rawhide is family friendly, but the 80s The Twilight Zone probably is.
>>522614917how fucking old are you, boomer, fuck offhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr33jPnqa64&list=RDEQ8EksTQH4c&index=5
>>522620789Nightcrawlers might not be for kids but the other 4 episodes are pretty mild, and they all get you to think a little so they're not totally mindless entertainment.
>>522614917None. Fuck the old west. David Dortort is a Jew. Don't watch any of that shit. They use media to give their golem's power over you. What in the fuck do you think Poppin Fresh is? Golems. They're everywhere. They're alive, and they exist in our media. Turn it the fuck off.Jews have attacked me one too many times and I am now rescinding any power they have over my life. It just breaks down to people just being rude to me, so I'm with Reagan, JUST SAY NO.
>>522614917Remember Mike Teavee from Willy Wonka who was obsessed with western slop? That's (you) OP. Remember what happened to him in the film? It's a cautionary tale of why you shouldn't watch TV.
>>522621781I googled it.Says the kids obsessed with tv(what you said western slop) and videogames What the fuck games was this kid playing in 71? Intelivision wasn't even out yet
>>522614917Gunsmoke is the best TV western ever made.
>>522621223>Actually I don't know if Rawhide is family friendlyyeah, it was/is>>522621781kek>>522621504truethere are some les based Western movies, but most of it is just entertainmentTV series have more opportunity for social programming and it's quite disappointing that even the 60's had liberal shit stories thrown in
>>522622254it's probably referring to the newer one, which i never once thought of watching
>>522622254Retro games and anime. Introduce them to simulators and streaming sites. Take more time before downloading due to malware.
>>522622415English. Introduce you to coherency. What the fuck try that again >>522622348Yea probably
>>522622311>yeah, it was/isWell I was thinking back at it, especially Incident on the Edge of Madness, and I think it has a lot of propaganda in it. The Twilight Zone from the 80s has less of that, and makes you think more too overall. I wouldn't recommend watching TV at all, especially not with your kids, but if you really have to then the Special Service episode is my recommendation.An interesting thing which relates to sci-fi, the 50s, watching TV and Special Service all at once is that in the book Time Out of Joint you have a story in the 50s and early on it's talking about how one family watches TV and the neighbor family doesn't and how it's a controversial thing whether or not to watch TV, probably reflecting a real thing in the 50s. And that book, like Special Service, is similar to The Truman Show, although less so than Special Service, although it deals with the same concept of a simulated reality. These were The Matrix type stuff long before The Matrix and The Truman Show, 1959 and 1989.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Out_of_Joint
>>522623125oh, that's what u meant by family friendlymaybe not by that standardmany of PK Dick's short stories had that twilight zone twist...pretty fun when you're in sci fi mood
>>522614917The WaltonsThe RiflemanSo WeirdOld Disney and Looney Tunes shorts
>>522616908I'll second this, but the books are so much better, it's crazy.
>>522614917There is only one answer. The last unironically good TV show.
