Seems to be a nothingburger, haven't heard anything for a while now
>>522633857>3i-Atlasdeboonked
>>522633857it's dropping probes on Jupiter, then it's coming back trust the plan
Um I think it's probably space women who want to fuck me, that's the most likely conclusion, the space women have rock shaped space ships because those are best for space travel. Which is why naturally occuring metoers and shit look like rocks. The space women (giant cat girls actually) are very impressed that I'm smart enough to understand their rock shaped space craft. It's a big part of the reason they want to fuck me.
Surprise! The lugenpresse pumps up bullshit legitimize itself!
>>522633857It was always a comet. We knew it was a comet the whole time. All the shit about stuff being unexpected came from Avi Loeb, a clout chaser and grifter who is trying to make a name for himself by lying about shit and creating public outcry about the lack of NASA attention. The dude requested 200m from the EU to fund his shitty asteroid watching committee.
>>522633857they needed a distraction from releasing the pedo filesall whites are pedos doing damage control for their kike masters
Of course it was a nothingburger. Next time another interstellar comet/asteroid is detected it's gonna be the same bullshit again.
>>522633857shit i'm smokn a rock rite now nigga, fuck you meeeeeen?
>>522633857the aliens released several invisible probes that are watching earth right now. you can see them with thermals tho so everyone who has thermals is freaking out (not you poors)
>>522633857The Aliens were bribed and no longer want the Epstein files
>>522633857its behind the sun right now so we cant see it but last we saw it was changing its trajectory slightly
>>522633857The moment that thing approached Mars, NASA took down the website due to "lack of government funding" and stopped posting photographs. Facebook is banning anyone talking about it. Twitter is full of shills deboonking every theory. I'm not saying it's a spaceship but clearly they want to memoryhole it asap for some reason.
>>522633857Nothing happened (because it's a space rock) so schizos moved to the next big thing
>>522634462>its behind the sun right nowIt's 69.5 degrees to the west of the sun. Stop talking shit.
>>522633857Flew past Earth at 1.5 AU or so. If it had been ayys wanting to fuck shit up, they have turned towards Earth 3-4 weeks ago. It was cool while the larp lasted, though. Could still be ayys, but if so, they don't seem to want to talk with us.
>>522634746Oh, I see what it's doing.Yeah they definitely want to fuck me. That makes it a lot clearer to me, thanks.
>>522634705Living la vida schizo.
>>522633857it went behind the moon or something and never came back. scientists believe it changed cource and is exiting the solar system while staying hidden behind the moon.I think who'se to say it's not still hanging out back there.Nancy out
Atlas here. We are coming to exterminate the niggers and other sub humans. We will feed the Indians to our pets. We also need you fuck our women white man. Buckle up we will be there Christmas morning. Atlas
>>522633857The aliens came and tongue fucked all of our assholes then wiped our memories
>>522634883o7, I'll be jelqing and edging in preparation for pleasuring the 12 foot tall Lyran women.
>>522633857As usual, it turns out all the "wignat tranny leftists" were right and it was just a comet and not an alien spaceship like the KIKE JEW Avi Loeb said it was (he had done this multiple times before).
>>522634883>We will feed the Indians to our petsSomeone call PETA
>space schizos were wrong as for the last 2 milleniasgee, who could have guessed
>>522634984Based cat pussy enjoyer
>>522635062Don't fall for it, this is obviously a Lyran cat girl. Part of the advanced search party for the ultimate male, me.She's just covering for her incredibly hot 12 foot tall sisters before they conquer me totally.Also the earth I guess.
>>522633857...so it *was* a rock?my goodness, I woulda never guessed.but dont feel bad, the way YouTube hyped it up, you'd think it was the second coming of War of the Worlds.
>>522635136kinda jelly ngl
>>522634883Ayybro make sure to clean the Indians thoroughly before serving
>>522633857The Jews finally noticed that their Alien psyop wasnt catching on and they cut their shill funding. Suddenly no more threads.
>>522635167Just because it didn't swing by Earth and raped and pillaged us, doesn't mean it's just a rock. It most likely is, but it still doesn't prove it.
