news:>Keir Starmer reportedly 'in tears' when informed Rate My Takeaway canceledwww.channel4.com/docu-keir-starmer-crying-takeaway
>>522640707UK economy is dead. Get out while you can. There is already an exodus. Dont leave it too late.
>>522640763Hi Peter.
>>522640367>I hand model for alien devices in movies as a hobby.
Reminder Josh was kicked from discord for posting CHILD PORN there. And the French flag is a member of his PAEDO DISCORD
I'm going to criticise Israel but GOD FORBID I start questioning the holocaust
gonna get circumcised to even the playing field
>Three former Conservative MPs - Jonathan Gullis, Lia Nici and Chris Green - say they have joined Reform UKDeformtards, explain yourselves.
>>522641010R nige put out the word "Look under every rock for members"So some piggies wore rock hats and signed up.
Labour wants to introduce a toilet tax
>>522641204No shit?
Labour wants to introduce a poo tax and will be installing meters in every toilet
>>522641204>>522641244Literally can't have shit in the UK
>>522641204>>522641277don't steal other people's posts
>>522641010Gullis is a good lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBagl0B9k1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBagl0B9k1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBagl0B9k1Y
My elite theory? It's time for din dins
>>522641306Sorry m8
>>522641244taking the piss innit
>>522641277GCHPoo tasked to monitor
>>522641363Beware the poo tax
>>522641277Joke's on them I'm Imodiummaxxing
>>522641385They'll be flush with cash
>>522641277>>522641204so the jeets will have even less motivation to use the toilet? seems like a dumb policy in the era of mass immigration
>>522641010>Lia Nici>In March 2021, Nici used Twitter to suggest that people who "are not proud to be British, or of our flag or Queen [...] should move to another country".[27] Following criticism, she refused to apologise for her comments, saying that "the flag and the Queen are big parts of life in this country, so if you dislike it, you can happily move elsewhere".>Following Johnson's subsequent admission that he had attended a Downing Street garden party during the United Kingdom's first national lockdown, Nici defended him, stating that "nobody is perfect. The prime minister is a good man who wants to do the right thing for the UK and Grimsby." The following day, she asserted her belief that both the party and the leaks surrounding it were part of a plot against the prime minister by civil servants who did not want the United Kingdom to leave the EU>In a September 2021 interview with YouTuber Mahyar Tousi, Nici expressed her belief that "there are some very sinister, extreme left-wing things going on in our country and they're trying to lobby government and companies"
Labour wants to tax your poos
Staying in Airbnb in Birmingham for a work trip and saw this note. What did the owners mean by this?
>>522640833holy shit quaid.
My poos are taxing enough
might move to asia and spend my time shagging ladyboys
Labour is offering free sex changes for muslims and asylum seekers through the NHS
>>522641418colostomy bag tax avoidance schemes
>>522641566
The puberty blocker NHS trial should be carried out on muslim children
cool
>>522641775
https://xcancel.com/JRFBoy/status/1995482952688419316#m>At this point I’m confident the police could be arresting a black man who was carrying a basket full of human heads and a black woman would still randomly spawn and start shouting at them for doing it.why are they always so loud? especially when they can barely speak English
>>522640763rest of EU is the same and getting I.D, I could get a Job in Australia but they are extreme as uk but with police violence they are going all in on digital i.d, not even going to bother with Canada best staying put unless you can get into America or Norway
>>522641752Ketheads were right this whole time.
Toilet tax will cost more lives
>>522642048Thing is, those who flee aren't going to do anything different. They're just delaying the inevitable. If you're able to get extra shekels elsewhere then whatever, but those who larp about White flight but do nothing to actually attack the system need to pipe down, t b h. Even having kids means nothing, ohh you're producing more Whites who won't do shit? Big deal. Needs to be much more than just that.
>>522641870Using the ol' "but Ie's get de boom boom if go back" excuse
Will the toilet tax be "per use" or volumetric based?
>>522642167>10kg of pooMust have been real labour to get all that out
>>522641277>its real ayooo what the fuck lmao
>>522642210the judges consider his life more important than the 269 people he killed____ ___ ______
>>522641277another tax indians will evade
Labour to install shart meters in every home
>>522642264>Aged just 33, Mr Handley died suddenly in Ipswich hospital in November 2012 after a heart attack caused by inhaling his own liquid faeces, vomited up because his bowel was severely obstructed by faecal impaction. His abdomen was, one doctor noted, the size of that of a woman who was 40 weeks’ pregnant.
>>522641204jeets ahead of the game
>>522641204based,accelerate
>>522642380https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbw5KX9TaXY
>>522642277Link?
>>522642380Oh that's actually kind of tragic
>>522642380clap for the nhs
How many do you get on this Army bingo card?I got 3
https://xcancel.com/NeilForPoole/status/1995450121719316568#m>There’s £3 TRILLION in UK pension funds.>We need Progressive Pensions so this money works for the people whose payslips fund it. >Investments should reflect our priorities - not fossil fuels or firms complicit in war crimes. >Let’s invest in the council housing people need.what a dozy old cunt, no 3 trillion is not "more money than you could imagine", it's less than a 1/10th of American public debt (and about the same level of our public debt) and using people's private money (which you've just made it harder to add to) simply to fund council homes for BAME parasites isn't a good deal, especially as the massive public sector will likely be exempt
>>5226427863 trillion is truly beyond comprehensionOnward Soviet
>>522642756You reckon they've got an "extreme left wing" card too? methinks not
Fucking shaggers getting all the tax benefits from the government fuck my incel chud life
>The chair of the Office for Budget Responsibility (OBR), Richard Hughes, has resigned.>In a letter sent to Rachel Reeves and the chair of the Treasury Select Committee, Hughes says he wants to ensure the OBR gets the chance to "quickly move on from this regrettable incident".
How you know you live in a shit hole.
>>522642048A burger king meal was 3.99 in 2012. It's 6 quid now. Inflation is perma-fucked now. Massive inflation is the government's only way out of the debt4bennies hole.
>>522642862fund sneeders, not breeders
>>522642756What did they mean by top right?
>>522642886Let's try a better image than that.
>>522642965Dont upgrade your RAM
>>522642380Kwame and Mbonga his nurses said 'evry'ting fine di day befor'
>>522641566Dunno. What else would you use a bed for?
>>522642886Blimey, usually they sacrifice some underlingHe must have got sick and tired of his job and wanted out
>>522642919I take pride in not knowing what paan was. I'll give it about five years before I see this shit staining near me.
>>522642919>tobaccoTaxed, right?
>>522640707Based image in OP. We can't stop winning, kek.
>>522642786What's the problem? They should just print more money. Problem solved.
>>522642988Redpilled means extreme RW now
>>522642919Lol, imagine thinking you live in a shithole because a brother likes a bit of betel nut. I guess your crackwhore sisters roaming the street sucking cock is the sign of a civilized society?
Why do I feel we got the shitty end of the stick again?
>>522643157>WePaedo kikes from Runcorn larping as Muslims? cool
>>522643218fuck off josh you boring cunt
>>522643218I spit on your wife's beard
>>52264314810 years ago i was content in what knowledge I had, now im being forced to learn about forren muck called 'paan'
>>522643241US medicines are more expensiveKier bends over for his yankee sugar daddy
HE SURE IS MAD ABOUT SEX
>>522643350proper vibrant and ethic, that
>>522643359He still gets his suppositories from ukraine though I bet
>>522642988They mean blood libel, in particular. The others are just added for padding. The jews did NOT kill Jesus.
>>522642756Based. XRW is a fucking cancer. Can't wait for these council estate autist spastics to all overdose and die out.
reminder that Josh (qsNB+ETR) is a known paedophile who spends his time either posting CP on 4chan, or posting ragebait with a muslim flag / other memeflag / australian or Finnish flag. And yes, they are all him because he's a sad bald middle aged paedophile
Erm....... I got 20...
>>522643096I watch films and podcasts on my bed.
betel is for pooftas who can't handle real drugs
>>522643593His larps are always really obvious.
>>522641277if they introduce a sex arse tax i will become radicalised and start a sex arse front movement and plant nail bombs around westminster
bored. what do
>>522643739yes he's very easy to spot. rumbled him trying to go anon in the last thread but he can't resist using phrases like "corrrrr" or asking about himself etc. But his muslim one is particularly pathetic, but then again he is a rather pathetic individual with zero friends / life / partner etc.
Sex arse liberation front
>>522641518Roger the button pusher?he might!
>>522643519Shut up you pakiThis is an atheist thread get out
>>522643783Do you have self respect? Then do some reading or work out.If you hate yourself, you could always change your flag to the muslim one and chat obvious larping bullshit
>>522642756And people wonder why the army aren't protecting our borders
>>52264375177th has logged this post
>>522641870nelson mandela killed a couple hundred in bombings and he got a statue and a speech in Westminster Hall. asylum is the least we could offer the other guy.
>>522641010Reform is made up of ex tories who imported 3 million boatwogs for low labour costsNEW: BMG Research Poll :Westminster Voting Intention:Reform UK: 30% (-5)Labour: 22% (+2)Conservative: 20% (+3)Liberal Democrats: 12% (-1)Greens: 12% (+5)Others: 3% (-2)SNP: 2% (=)Field Work: 25-27 NovemberReleased: 28 November 2025 vs Previous: 29 August 2025
>>522643860>pakiHe's actually a Jew.
>>522641566They know you’re a raging homo I guess.
>>522643946Damn, even worseThis is a gentile thread for gentile people
>>522643907damn my movement didn't even get off the ground
>>522643852its going to be jimmy saville all over again "nobody saw it coming"
>>522644004>Holupgod i hate Americans and their bastardisation of the language
Take back your country from the Jeets Bongbros. Remember your pasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2c5QHtgFxY
https://archive.ph/n1MUP>Britain’s hooked on fit notes. GPs like me feel like we can’t say no>Signing off people who can work betrays medical ethics in every way, says one doctor who has been personally threatened for refusing>We spend weeks, months, years even, building relationships with patients based on trust but little has as much power to break that relationship as the suggestion that perhaps they would be better off staying in, or trying to get into, paid employment. Complaints are made, threats are made, violence can occur. I heard a story of one GP who was bottled by a patient they did not issue a fit note for.Wahey! >A young(ish) lady had come with her partner to see me to get a three-month extension to her fit note. She had been off work for 12 months after a small operation on her leg.>“Why do you need a fit note?” I asked.>“I can’t walk,” she said.>“You can walk, though,” I said. “I have just seen you walk into the room and sit down. I’m not going to give you a fit note because I do not think you need one.”>“You’re going to give the note,” her partner declared in an overtly threatening tone.>“I’m not,” I responded. This prompted the partner to get out of his chair, walk across the room, stand over me and raise his fist in the air. I sat watching him, stoically, not out of any sort of bravery, but because I had not really appreciated what was happening. There was an awkward, almost comical moment when he realised his threats were not going to get what he wanted. He lowered his hands and went back to sit in his chair.100% BAME, but he's too cowardly to make the elephant in the room point that here's a racial element
HAHAHA I'M BACK!!!GOOD MOANING'ALLO' ALLOYOU CUNTS
>>5226427565 but could be 6 but i don't recognise "blatantly untruthful or incorrect" as accurate.
>>522643901I do but I'd rather do something fun
>>522642886resigned with full pension and a Knighthood? 12 weeks gardening leave?
got an offer at a software company in the UK: 90,000GBP/year, can work 90% remote and do 1-2 days a month in office for bullshit reasons, would have to live in essex county basicallythoughts?
>>522643486Cos they were forbidden to carry out the death penalty. They condemned him and petitioned the romans to do it. Hence pilate washing his hands and saying his blood is on your heads.
>>522643860>atheistlmao, why do you like tranny degenerates so much? is this what autism does to a man's brain?
LET'S DO IT
>>522644210sounds good
Had a little too much to poo?You may be fined for exceeding your poo quota
>>522644070>personally threatened for refusingsurely a crime?
>>522644210We've got enough Indians, thanks.
>>522642756
>>522644282MFW they would actually just call it the 'poo qouta' to continue the tradition of treating adults like children
>>522643852Tbf he is a cute shota
always had mad respect for the DUPsmart folks
>>522644070Dr should have threatened him back, tossing syringes like ninja stars or telling him his next prescription might have cyanide in.
>>522643832>Sex Arse Defence Council for the Unilateral Noticement of TraditionsSADCUNT
>>522644303Perhaps, but do you really expect charges to be brought, let alone any sort of conviction secured? In theory they should probably at least be barred from that GPs, then again the partner will just say he was stressed or something
>>522644282>>522644392
>>522642167>sweet release>*passes away
>>522644210idk. i'd take it if your visa stuff is easy. if you really only need to be in office 1 or 2 days a month it gives you a lot of leeway as to where you live as you can commute a bit longer cos it is infrequent.£4k after rent and tax. although i don't know what you pay for being foreign regarding the NHS.
>>522644477still waiting for the british gov to figure out how to foster positive aura
>>522644474>Plastic Arse Equal Distribution Operation
Got offered £1.1m to go work in UK doing a job they pay jeets 1/4 of that for but you know im so good. but it's in the state and prefecture of London thoughts?
>>522644477>expect charges to be brought, let alone any sort of conviction securedit's wild innit how the expectation is nothing will be done. UK is failed state. only violent tyranny can save us.
>gobbo seething because he earns £0 playing vidya and posting CP and he has no skills JEJ
>>522644607Take it. One more brown person in London won't make a bit of difference at this point.
Labour are full commie now aren't they?
WHY AREN'T YOU MENTAL? IT MAKES EVERYTHING FUCKING HILARIOUS!
>>522644790>now
>>522644236Prove your sky daddy exists
>>522644607is it eDV job?
>>522640707everything is still shit but do not blame police for it yeah? it not them you should be angry about!let this day pass and not be full of anger it is good for your mental health to understand where it is coming from. It won't be a good idea to act the way you well at all. there are better more intelligent ways forward.deescalate.
>>5226445474GBP is 7.5CAD or 88.7KCAD on the year to spend on myself, hmm...
thats another hard days graft done to help fund Nbumbus large family and universal creditget intime to celebrate with a 25 quid curry from the local paki rape gang takeaway
>>522644597special plastic arse situational tactics intelligence centre
>>522645171good lass
National Access to Sex Arse
i will attempt even if i'm pissing the wind...stop being angry or outraged.
>>522645329How fuckin dare ye
Just eat or beans and waffles?Dindins dilemma
yeah this OBR business absolutely reeks of jews,what's the point in having an elected government if their jobs are just going to be outsourced to random private companies?
stop shitting your day here because some retard wanted you to be all fucking angry it is that simple. i will now focus my powers on those that are merely here to kick this none existent shit every day as they doi will start fucking kicking peoples doors of its fucking hinges if i need too...
>>522644547>gross incomeNasty.
i will get nasty if i have too...
Why does Robert Peston always sound like he's mid yawn?
i will kick your door off its bastard hinges, call half the fucking town before i do it...
>>522645827I'll spark you out
>>522645773he knows how bad things really are
because i will be on the street after i do it... but that door will be kicked off its fucking hinges fucking RAT heed.scat heed
>>522645827simmer down lad
i'm gonna fucking kick his door in of he don't pay
>>522645917What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>522645973fuck off josh you sad fat paedo twat
>>522645866fuck off the boot boys are coming you clown robbing old dears? fuck off!
>>522645773he is dying.
which brit/pol/ posters are these? rightmost one looks like Josh
>>522644547that almost covers my bennies, do it OP
>>522640707It's over lads but nevermind. At least the food is better and the women are hotter
What's for din dins lads?
Corr love me some indian, paki and african women
>>522646441Chicken with some salad
>>522645743>>522645827>>522645917>>522645960>>522646077>t.
>>522641566no forts
I honestly agree with piers there's plenty of white people i'd swap for a tikka masala
>>522646441Tikka masala
>>522646686Tony Blair for a nice curry? Fair trade
>>522646514or what you twat? i can get half the fuck towning to give any idiot the joshtling or their fucking life it is that simple they will not talk they will just stop being an arsehole it simple as that and people are fucking asking me to do it....you do not know who you are messing with here. i put myself in your fucking shit so i can enage
>>522646835Take your meds you actual fucking retard
>>522646514hard fit that
i can get half the fucking town to batter you no matter where you walk you retard.
>>522646931do it
old connections very old just watch!
Gonna batter u like a cod with a pickled onion on the side m8
>>522646470>love me some indian, pakiDon't mind some of them>and african womenNo thanks
he can get half the town to bum him
>>522647023https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPaXb1zFwCM
i hardly have to lift a fucking finger, you pissed us all off...old people really? you will be fucking battered pal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCG8EaaaQeI
>>522640763Are you kidding? I’m waiting for the collapse. I want to collect fingers, ears and noses.
>>522646441Ordered some Pizza Express goyslop to waste my bennies onPollo pizza and a chocolate brownie
yeah go back to crack a dilli we do not want you here, you fucked up a lot of people, and you crossed me, go back you stupid fucking manc cunt before you are shown how thing here go.
and if a darble decker barsecrarshes rinto rarse
>>522646470>>522647023Now that's what I call enrichment
indian pussypaki pussyafrican pussybrown pussy
Did anyone ever front Eddie at the Wigwam?
Peter Hitchens
Pizza incoming benchod bitches
>>522647398too freaky and unnatural for me
>>522647538He might seethe and flip flop from time to time, but he's a good lad.
>>522647538we don't deserve Peter Hitchens
>>522647023>Don't mind some of themhttps://xcancel.com/Zvbear/status/1994585974253523447#mFor you
>>522647631whatever you say , gay boy
>>522647538what a nice fellow. sam hyde is still controlled opposition. fuck him.
>>522646514WOTAGEEZAR!
Office forBlackRapists
throats sore from shouting back at my mumno i'm not on drugs yes i am getting annoyed more lately, maybe it's because i have to share a house with someone who is constantly going on about how great jews are
>>522645773All the cocaine is taking its toll on him.
>>522647398slagistan
>>522647538anyone go the tweet where he falls for the copy pasta"When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” "
>>522646514waistcoat still has fold marks from unboxing, hasn't washed it and will return it immediately after filming, very sad, many such cases
>>522646441Making a penne bolognese type of thing with some pork, peppers and mushrooms. It smells nice.
>>522648131penne is italian for penis gay
Dammit just eat keeps putting the estimated delivery time backNow it's showing 19.45 to 20.05Wheres my fucking food?
>>522648196>just eatcongrats on financing child rape, terrorism and white replacementremember to tip your delivery paedo
>>522648196>buying wogslop and also expecting wogslop to be delivered on time lol
>>522648247I could walk there and collect it myself quickerMaybe none of the bikewogs want to deliver in the rain
>>522648174Not it isn't your thinking of Spanish, daft spic prat.
>>522648174RIGATONI
fucking sick of doctors holding us all to ransom with their stupid fucking strikes. They already get paid a fucking fortune to not see you.
>>522647944Did she get fish and chips for tea again?
>>522648247>financing child rape, terrorism and white replacementBut he's on bennies so he doesn't pay income tax though?
>>522648382everyone is struggling honestly, we need to do more to build stronger communities and foster fun
>>522648196Sorry lad Abdul needed to go for a crap.
>>522646514what kind of cupboard has a sloping top? and what are those coloured bottles?
>>522648344>penne, pork, mushroomjust come out of the closeti only eat spaghetti alla puttanesca
>>522646441got iffitshad some sausages and bacon to use up, and some old wraps and cheese, assembled two all day breakfast wraps - stuck some beans in there toowas nice
>>522648196>too poor for deliveroo prioritylol
never been a big pasta enjoyer
>>522648382They got a good deal last time, they are just getting greedy nowI like seeing fit junior doctors in scrubs thoughBit of a kink
>>522648432extra flavourings for free
>>522646514this is how I imagine cauldron dresses up each time he posts on brit/pol/
get mogged
>>522648455I'm comfortable with my sexuality and am capable of eating a banana without having a panic attack.
>>522648432He better have washed his hands
>>522648521>junior doctor scrubs
>>522648620>you eating a banana
>>522648621Bit culturally insensitive that lad.
>>522648521yeah they know they can just bring the NHS to it's knees if they don't get what they think is a good rise. They've done dozens of fucking protests and walk-outs i think news said it was the 14th strike in 2 years. Fucking scum. Remove their medical licenses instead. The army can't go on strike, doctors shouldn't be allowed to either. If they don't like it, they can fuck off. Rich bastards still trying to rinse the public dry
>>522648512I'm a novice with a healthy BMI and want to keep it that way
>>522648655He's enjoying his lunch the way he wants to in clothes he likes and you're getting absolutely done in by it.
>>522648621food hygiene rating: 0
>>522648727brother i'm slimmer than you guaranteed doesn't mean i'm gonna wait in line for my food like some brokie
>>522648435googled it, it's to prevent ligature risk where the person might hang themselves
>>522648629Kek bit old for me that one
Even the new statesman is talking about how they lied about the budget. It might be over lads.
>>522648655What's more gay? Eating a banana with a spoon or deepthroating it?
>>522648196sorry saar, very busy, pls understand
>>522648820Doesn't matter if they lied, the budget already went through.
>>522648862paper bags are semi permeable, that food is done for
>>522648720If they were striking for better staffing and hours I would understand it but its purely mercenary
>>522648820They always lie. Always have done.Some people seem to think that pointing it out will make them go "alright, you got me, guv. i'll stop lying and put it right".
>>522648837deepthroating it, then shitting it out, then eating it with a spoon
>>522648951bongs love their plastics
>proper racist me, ate wogs i do >love a good wogslop curry and paying for deliveroo rapenigger to deliver it
Does anyone remember ‘The English Eccentric’? She used to run a Facebook page in like 2016/2017 I think, this is the only pic I could find
Pure windy outside again
>>522649057i'd rather have forever chemicals in my blood than paki sweat
>>522648737Innit fresh off the boat, no running water, faecal contaminated, masturbatory hands made this pizza
>>522649107she died at a steam fair in norwich, compressed by a hydraulic mangle
>>522648862Imagine the smell
>>522648894>>522649007I don't expect them to come clean about it, but it does fuel the rebels who want a different leader. Apparently even some cabinet ministers were surprised by these revelations. They wanted him gone before this don't forget.
>>522647398Hideous.
envy?
>>522649059Curries are based and colonialpilled, I make mine with beef dripping and lard so neither hindus nor muslims can eat them.
>>522649179traditional italian pizza, just like الأم used to make
>>522649138but if you could have neither, would you?
>>522647398why are they so dirty? she's even got litter in her house
>>522649308Yes, mine is 30 mins awayProbably sitting in the restaurant getting cold waiting for samjip to get his brown arse in gear
>>522649197Fr tho she has vanished, would be surprised if no one remembered her, she was fairly active
>>522649374oh billy, you're so silly. you know there ain't no such a thing as 'neither,' mama always said you was a dreamer an' all
>>522649569cheeky
>>522649457For realz homie
>>522649457if she was proud of british things she probably moved to australia or hong kong where they still have them
born too early to explore the universeborn just in time to go insane from microplastic buildup in my brain
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15341279/labour-bans-wood-burners-starmer-government.htmlHow dare you be warm in Winter!!!!That's only for party members and immigrants!!!!
ask chatjeetpt how to clean up a car carpet apparently chatjeetpt has "pets" ask chatjeetpt about why it said that >oh i sometimes say "what I use" because it's more hiuman>yes but you said you had "pets" > ... > ... > Network error.
>>522649692fucking sick of the cunts
I think cos I only spent 15 quid the delivery fee is too low for the brownoids to pick it upFucks sake
>>522649676born too late to get away scot free with a series of sex crimes and murders by affecting a posh accent and wearing clean clothes
>>522649657Yeah she was proud, I wonder if anyone has any of the funny vids she used to post, they were hilarious
>>522649709you are the pet
Imagine having a multiday melty over an anon going out to dinner with his family.
>>522649744come on homie
Eating a michelin star curry lads
sage goes in all fields
>>522649744Argh now its saying 20.30I will just cook next time instead of this fuckery
cunt reversing his electric kia outside againhe can't drive for shit so all you hear is the electric reversing 'bong' for nearly 10 fucking minutesit's a sound that really cunts through and is far more noticeable than just trafficreverses slowly BONG BONG BONG, edges forward to readjust, reverses again BONG BONG BONG, fucks it up, goes forwards, reverses again BONG BONG BONG. repeat
>>522649744no-one in their right mind is buying wogslop you fucking glownigger, fuck off
>>522649769sorry about your cognitive declineshe never existed
>>522649925>Problem with order>No drivers available>Cancel>Might get a £10 voucher if you lay it on thick "im a diabetic" etc
>>522649963Pizza Express is nowhere near wogslopJealous?
>>522649925where are you? i'll come and get it brother. just let me put the wives to bed. won't be long, have to read them a quick story first.
>>522649920After taking a shit and wiping your ass with your hand
>>522649987Haha I know she was real, my family and I watched her stuff!
>>522649920more like dunlop star
>>522649994Nice, I'll try that oneIf it's stone cold i will complain too
>>522649962good thing this occurs in the land of the eternal bong
>>522649692Kek I remember there was an anon a few weeks back showing off his new wood burner. I wonder how he feels.
>>522649692what are they planning to do with this pristine, perfect environment they're trying to create?
>>522650103what if i told you that your family isn't real?
>>522648862fast food deliveries are another thing that was supposed to be temporary because of covid, but here we are with them slowing down services scamming and driving on our roads illegally, sick of it
>>522650043of some nigger touching my food? no mate
>>522649962
>>522647538He's not a fan of owls.
hankook starbridgestone starcontinental starpirelli star
>>522650043just remember, the food hygiene rating of the establishment may be 5 stars, but the illegal immigrant cyclist is always going to be 0 and is probably going to tamper with your food. hope you ordered it in a mans name because 30% of orderrs with a womans name arrive inseminated.
fkn hate owls I do
>>522640707links fucked mate
Think owls are pure shit
>>522650240Michelin star curry
>>522650127>>522650206going to cut the wire if he carries on with these shenanigans, fortunately it's pretty accessible, i'm not dicking around unpicking itfucking listen to it, i can hear it all through the househttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9NQ5m4F7M8
>>522650226top kek, what a dour cunt
>>522650226Reminds him of Parliament.
>>522649920I fucking love a good curry me and I'm tired pretending I wouldn't swap 100 brinnes for just one delicious vindaloo
>>522650266Does the FSA even do inspections anymore? Restaurants are allowed to open and operate without even having a check.
>>522650112worked for me, I got £15 voucher.>>522650144Warm i'd imagine.... but he's crying.>>522650147Pave over it.>>522649962Some of these electric vehicle can charge other vehicles if their battery is above 20%, you could run your house everynight (hope you have electric heating) and nip out at 5am and disconnect from the kia.
>>522650324>cutting a three phase cable
>>522650387is that before or after eating?
just smashed an owls nest along with all the eggs in it utter cunt
>>522650266Haha damn I need that extra zinc and protein They are preparing my orderETA 16 minsThinking about tipping the riderPssshhh not really
might start a whites only food delivery service
>>522650438it's just a sound cable to a speaker located under the front bumper by a grill, not the charging cable
>>522650454do goon
>>522650454
>>522650387>brinnesoh it's you fatty
>>522650454LolThe final owl solution
>29 posts by this IDYeah, you’ll go far in life.
>>522650297Someone's never tried a michelin star owl curry
>>522650547What's the white equivalent to pizza? Quiche?
>>522650592you'll void your warranty
>>522650655owls eggs
>>522650669it's not my car
>>522650618The delivery drivers are his mates.
Owl night long
>>522650702you'll void your boyfriends warranty
>>522650736just like the cats and dogs on his street.
i believe in miracowls
>>522650655Focaccia.
owls can FUCK OFF
>>522650768He's going to be upset when realises he ate his mates last week when he ordered from the Golden Dragon.
Evacuate my bowel
just punched an owl out the air mid flight utterly sick of these wretched things
Ordered a new tool
>>522650655A bacon sandwich with tomato sauce, with the top slice left off.Bread, sauce, meat. Cheese for afters.
not to keep going on about it but my dad wrote "fun house, it's a whole lot of fun, prizes to be won" and i haven't seen a penny to this day
>>522650601
>>522650925remember to use lube
>>522650945Never saw an owl in fun house. I'll bet Pat Sharp wasn't a fan of owls either.
owling in pain
Did we ever find out what Cheeki breeki meant?
>>522650592Do it.
>>522651050>wasn'the's still alive
>>522651108breakfast at 9am
>>522650925Is she named Frizelda?
>>522651108doesn't meany anything it's like what does goobajooba mean
>>522651108Akin to ligma.
>Grassing your son to PreventHowever I genuinely cannot tell if the lad is a bame or not
>>522651165They replaced him with a body double in '97 after a fatal ball-pit slash gunge machine accident.
>>522651253this is bait
Remember The Late Late Breakfast Show? The BBC were murdering people before our eyes and the nation applauded.
>>522651229Not much, how about you?
>>522651253patton didn't mean we should have sided with Germany. He means we should have fought the soviets instead.
WHAT THE FOOK HAVE YOU BECOME?
>>522651501an idiot, I suppose
>>522651253Somewhat believable until Patton, redditors will eat it up I'm sure.
>>522651501YOU. WILL. NOT. WIN. THIS. WAR.
>>522651329considering his early life, it's for the best, really
>>522651621>>522651621>>522651621>>522651621new
Another one bame the dustAnother one bame the dustAnd another one gone, and another one goneAnother one bame the dust (yeah)Hey, I'm gonna get you, tooAnother one bame the dust
>>522651571For fucks sake...
>>522651571kek
>>522651571Oh no not those hard working, working class eastern european Jews who set up their own businesses and give the world Pat Sharp! Yeah you're a real live aren't you? Fucking idiot.
>>522651661you're an idiot
>>522651571>Pauline Cock, an owl farmerlmao
>>522651748I'll happily take that.Should have checked first
>>522651743>hard working, working class eastern european JewsComing here, farming our owls. Makes me sick.
How is this still alive??
