You can literaly Just do like women and fake It.Modern hair system can be literaly glued tò your head so you can bring them for a swim and they wont fall off, and they can be made of real human hair.Everything else Is Just coping
>>522807425>You can literaly Just do like women and fake It. Nope.
Hairline looks as realistic as a woman with massive lip injections. We can all tell lmao
>>522807425im not a norwood nigger lol
>>522807425Why are humans obsessed with hair ?
>>522807425I'm not doing all that.
>>522807525No you cant unless Someone points It out.Normies are expecialy bad a t this
>>522807425Still has a massive bald spot lmao
>>522807425but i'm not a woman faggot ?anyway pic related
>>522807584b-b-b-basedpreening over your looks is for women (the faggots of gender) and faggots (the faggots of men)
>>522807425Or you can be like Elon and get a hair transplant, or be like Bezos and go bald.
>>522807425>just glue a hairball to your head every day broI'd prefer to just be bald
>>522807798Any one who cares about you can tell. The only ones who can't are people who don't pay attention to you anyway.
>>522807584This. I literally have the cropped receded hairline from Skyrim. I look like a Breton conjurer. Men go bald, deal with it.
Looks weirdly fake. Like he's putting an obvious shitty sucker on his hairline. Then in the next cut it looks weirdly natural.
>>522807425If you have a widow's peak literally just let your hair grown long and comb it to the sides from the middle. A widow's peak is barely an issue, the real reaper is diffuse thinning which fucks you up no matter what you do, even if you're norwood 1. You can't even get a transplant, all you can do is use that fucking powder that washes off in the rain and doesn't work if you're blonde.
>>522807559When do genetically healthy men start norwooding?I'm 35 with godo and full hair, but I'm scared to death of the Norwood reaper even though there are no signs and my dad only got a bald spot after 50.
>>522807425Men age like fine wine
>>522807584fuck yeah literally me
>>522808209idk bro im same age dad had full hair til 70
>>522807425Imagine gluing this shit to your head everyday lol
>>522807425
>>522807425I have a head full of hair in my 30s. I don't need that.
>>522808226funny
>>522807425Hey, lookin' good there.
>>522808488He got a 2 point SMV increase from the toupee (I know he's a manlet, I'm only rating based on the neck and above). Went from a 3 to a 5.Hair is life. A life without hair is not worth living.
>>522807425By he grace of God I still have my hair and I am 45.
>>522807425low t brown thing
>>522807425I'd rather be my authentic self
>>522807425Wtf I have his same hairline and I'm not baldingIt's just a mature hairline
>>522807425My hair system is im not bald. Its flawless. Every girl i meet thinks I have a full head of hair. Stupid bitches.>>522807564Nice try X'irglap thats our secret.
>>522807425Fair enough, if sheboons can do this and its socially acceptable then why not you?
>>522807425I just would wear a cap. Shiiieet? Well i however got full hair and i dont understand this.
>>522807425>I can be like a woman!Yeah, no thanks.I prefer being isolated in a womanly world than being a fake persont obsessed with looks and etc
>>522808618That episode was amazing. Carl just dragging other Carl down.
>>522807425women:>fake eyelashes>fake plastic nails>face is like cake from makeup>high-heels>padded bras>corsets>dyed hair fake blond, hair extensions >contacts >laser hair removalwomen: why men are so fake these days?!
my beard doesnt grow all the way in and ive grown that scraggley lol looking motherfucker allll the way out lolI dgaf and get shit from men just like women would do to other women or some shitPeople are more shallow and conformist and fucking dumb by the year.it would be funny if it werent so sad.(Im just from a different time, I guess)stupid, shallow people ascending to the top echelons of internet-based society.
I'm sure he sucks a mean cock why are browns so zesty?
>>522807525I wouldn't have guessed this simply due to the fact I didn't know this even existed.>>522808874How do you feel about the fact you used the letter X, less so because it's an alien sound, and more so that the appearance of the letter seems more alien-like?
>>522808208>ucking powder that washes off in the rain and doesn't work if you're blonde.what?
>>522807425That's not fooling anyone, and being so insecure about something as retarded as your hairline to the extent that you are gluing on a toupee is infinitely more unattractive than just having a mildly receding hairline but not giving a fuck about it. Normal male receding hairline? Literally no one will even think about it or notice or care. Gluing fake hair on your forehead to try to hide your receding hairline? Yeah, you are definitely going to be that guy that everyone laughs at and talks shit about behind his back.
>>522809312because Western men are adapting to a matriarchal world. Where women decide what the value system is and *big surprise* its a bunch of shallow, tedious, meaningless looks-based bullshit. Oh, and sex.(Because if theres one thing old menopausal roasties cling to till the day their wrinkly, smelly, disgusting bodies totally collapse and die, its pussy-dick interaction)The really sad part is men fucking over other men and destroying MFers, just to get a taste of a single drop of pussy juice.Just the dumbest motherfucking people prosper nowadays. Weird.It really is like the 80s 2.0Plastic, fake'materialisticgreedyshallowbullshit.Just wait it out I guess...what else to do?
>>522807798>No you cant unless Someone points It out.EVERYONE can tell. They just don't say anything or pretend to not notice because they realize you are extremely neurotic and insecure about it.
>>522808471Doesn't matter what your dad had, what does your grandfather's hair look like?
>>522807425Just do the copeover like I do and grow your hair out.
>>522807425I just don’t get it. Why do men bald and women don’t?
>>522809916both sides full head of hair black/brunnete
>>522809920Just don't go bald in the first place
>>522810324lots of women have thinning hair, no idea why usually hormone problems/unhealthy/vax hormone imbalance
>>522809534Hair fibers.
>>522808488Why do women get so agitated by men doing things to improve their looks? Even a guy going to the gym turns them off, they expect him to be naturally buff without even lifting.
>>522807938While musk had a glow-up, bezos looks like shit.
>>522808146it's patrician. I don't understand how so many "men" are mind raped this hard. it is pathetic. bunch of homosexuals
>>522809518I used it because /x/ is the schizo board and I liked the way it sounds.
>>522807425>barber give me the highschool mexican kid hairline
>>522808208I slick it back.
>>522811388it's called the edgar, gramps
>>522807425momI want lasagna
>>522807425I'm going full skullet when the norwood reaper comes for me
>>522807425That’s a lot of work for the off chance of impressing someone who will forget 2 seconds later
>>522812449I swear I saw a GoPro vid like a decade ago of some guy in Syria fighting in a war zone with that hairdo He died on camera
>>522807425This is pathetic.
>>522808209Bad diet is how it happens
>>522807425It’s expensive but he could just get a hair transplant and not have to fake it
>>522809916hereditary baldness is passed from the mother's side and isn't the same as a receding hairline
>>522812449Intriguing
>>522812449Looks like a panhandler.
>>522807425Pop 2.5 mg of dutasteride a day. This is the secret the hair Jews don't want you to know. Dutasteride never got approved for hairloss after the inferior finasteride got approved because the patent on dutasteride would have almost expired by the time it got approved for hairloss. Combine with minoxidil and you can restore follicles you thought were dead
>>522808226kek
>>522809720>you are definitely going to be that guy that everyone laughs at and talks shit about behind his back.Has there ever been a more feminine culture in the West? Ever?>tu hu hu hu, we're gonna gossip about you behind your back, breh >omg everyone was talking about you >BEHIND YOUR BACK>hu hu hu!Foul. Vile. Trifling... cunts.(-_-)
>>522808473Man... stone cold seemed so old back then. Now seeing this makes me feel the old one, he looks young.
>>522807425A Merkin on that Gerkin.
>>522811044Bezos got on TRT and got ripped. Elon is turning into a lumpy potato.
>>522807425We get it Rajesh, you're a balding, 45 IQ, inbred Indian Hindu rape rat. Go be a baldjeet somewhere else.p.s. that shit looks ridiculously fake lmao
>>522812939Why do you say fin is inferior?
>>522812449not bad not badbold. sorta masculine.seems a little too concerned with looks though. like a woman. gotta just let the shit go WILD in all directions and look UNTAMED& anyways anyone uploading images of THEIR HAIR online isn't really there yet, imho.
>>522812809Between the costanza, the reddit chrome dome, the eternally paranoid wig wearer, the expensive surgery + hormone blocking drug addict, or the panhandler, I'll take the panhandler look
huhu humuh looks muh looks brohu humuh lookslet me spend another hour looking in the mirror broso people dont laugh at me behind my back breh hu hu hu hu HU HU HUHUHUHUUU
>>522807425TFW you realize a lot of "black hairstyle" trends are just to make this unnatural shit just look like someone has a dumb haircut.
>>522814001Nigga he looks 60 there. You must be some old boomer slob.
>>522814425The cops show up at your house yet?
>>522807425I thought i was going bald, so I shaved my head. I wasnt going bald.
>>522810748What?
>>522811185Men are obsessed with the idea that a young woman could want them to start a family at any time.
post the one of the guy in his 30's but thinks he looks 17 and prances around
>>522814666No he doesn't, dumbass. He looks less than 30 you little zoomer bitch
>>522814180you're either a teenager or a mike israetel lookalike, no inbetweennobody that isn't either of those is going to value le muscles over a mane
>>522807584>>522808406me fr, I'm chud maxing
>>522807559the more white you are the more you norwood retard. It's scalp tension fibrosis from big brain + high consistent androgen dominance that made white men the kings of the world. Best thing? It's not a cope, it's a fact
>>522808014This.Just embrace whatever hairline nature gives you.>bald spot?Shave it all.>widows peak?Rock the Mohawk.
>>522808208That gives you a few more years, then the front collapses and you go from hero to zero
>>522811044If you get a hair transplant you need to do finasterade, which kills your dick. Elon is on full hormone replacement therapy. I’d rather just shave it off
>>522816582Not necessarily. Some people just receede like two stages in their 20s only to never receede again and just experience a very, very slow thinning that won't be noticeable until they are 70.But if you're worried about your hairline betraying you more just hop on fin. There are also some autistic protocols that are natural and could help, like primal diet with natural hair masks, sunmaxxing and microneedling (this one isn't really natty but I used natty as a "no pharma" term). Some dude on youtube going by selfmaxxer appearently has been slowly reversing his hairloss by doing those.But if you're really worry, again, just hop on fin.
>>522807425why do some men do this faggot shit? just fucking shave, everyone can see through it
Just buy dutasteride
I like receding hairline, it looks good. Thinning hair looks like ass on the other hand.
>>522807425Put a wig on picrel, faggot. All attempts to to indulge your vanity are impotent in the face of death. You cannot accept that you are dying. Like a woman you howl in terror and grab your makeup bag.
>>522807425Or you could just go on HRT.
>>522819153wtf, how?
>>522819153>Decide to look like an effeminate faggot instead of going baldLol no thanks I'm not a pussy
>>522807850he can put a yarmulke on that
>>522809777sorry anon but if you glue this to your head I won't be able to tell. You need some special autism to clock this
>men could act like womenYeah everyone is actually already very painfully aware of this
>>522819153then your dick will shrink and will get ED
Looks fun
>>522807425this is a level of uncanny valley i can't even fathom.jeets are on a whole new level of >looks like human, isn't human
>>522807425you just need to grow it out and style it better
>>522809217It was eye opening to see Carl isn't a victim of circumstance but an architect of misery.
>>522812449Are those the handlebars men pull on when they fuck you in the ass?
>>522807525I'm not even balding, but this dude is just saying whatever his demon tells him to say.
>>522819503Jokes on you.If you start HRT after male puberty and grow your hair out, it turns you into a beautiful androgynous male that women can't help but stare at.Combine it with an actual likeable personality and they'll fawn over you and give you tons of attention and be super nice to you.I'm male-to-female transgender, but I present as a cis male in everyday life, and I can tell you this:Before HRT, women always ignored me and I had trouble attracting them.After HRT?Women stare and smile at me and try to make small talk with me and give me compliments wherever I go.Thanks to HRT, I get compliments on my long curly hair on a near daily basis from women.Do you know what it feels like getting a constant stream of positive attention from women nearly every day?You literally feel like a famous Rockstar.If you go anywhere like a restaurant or some other place where you're going to be serviced, they treat you super special.
>>522808209Istanbul is 2 hours away faggot
>>522820930Show dour gyno tits faggot
>>522807584Uh Based
>>522820930I'm not gay or anything, but this guy needs a good hard dick in his ass!Am I right bros?Lol
>>522807425new 'jak?
>>522808226klok
>>522807584Kek
I'm not spending 4 hours dolling myself up just for some broad to ditch me anyway for the ick. If they dont like me the way I am fuck em
>>522807525Yeah and you would still date her to get a blow job for her
>>522808208You can't get transplant if you're diffuse thinning and Norwood 1? Can you get one if you are not difuse thinning and Norwood 3?
>>522819359Male balding is from a byproduct of testoterone, I forget which, search it, doing the opposite of testosterone I guess that would happen.
>>522807425Women can see where the fake hair is. He put it on badly. Just like how women can see a bad wig from a mile away.Fakers can spot fake shit immediately.
