aus/pol/ -
Good morning cunts. I just knocked off the night shift. I'm going to bed. Good night, faggtos
Australia for the white man. Vote for the white australia party
I've got a job interview today, whish me luck.
[x] - a dash to trigger the ignorant wannabe grammar cunt[x] - mention of the nooticer to set off the nsnshill and 'sick of their shit' anti-nsn crowd[] - archive links to set off the poor forlorn alphas who can't log into roblox this morningYou had 1 job OP, 1. Fucking. Job.
>>523210659Its technically a noticer bake, that'll set 2 or 3 troons off.
>>523210403Good luck anon.
Reddit cucks btfo
>>523211148All we need now is the instant armchair expert to turn up and start his daily bullshit trope and we're set!& maybe the zoomy networking gurus telling us jews are harvesting our ips.
>>523211310Imagine giving ID to some fucking company on the internet.>but it's perfectly safekek
>>523211400>& maybe the zoomy networking gurus telling us jews are harvesting our ips.>Denis could be here, the zoomy thought
I'd rather armchair experts and zoomers in my aus/pol/ than fucking cringe nazi fuck NSN glowniggers.
>>523212196>cringe nazi fuck NSN glowniggersThey created frenschan, how did that work out for them?
>>523211752>he says poosting on an "anonymous" Javanese Finger Spelling imageboard that requires you to provide an email address that has 2fa in order to avoid a cool down and can ban by ip...>>523212196The aus/pol/ you walk past is the aus/pol/ you accept.
>>523212196Good morning trantifa. Still fantasising about getting plugged in the grampians by hot sweaty fascists?
>internet idpredictions? maybe a bingo card?
>>523211752Yes, the Australian government is the gayest most evil thing to ever exist
Apparently the algorithm accepts pics of golden retrievers for ID checks.
Thomas Sewell, 32Nathan Matthew Bull, 24Timothy Holger Lutze, 35Billy Michael Conheady, 26Haymish Busscher, 18Jake Crockett, 20Zack Steven Dewaard, 19Augustus Coolie HartiganJaeden Bernard Johnson, 29Michael Nelson, 22Michael Saarinen, 18Ryan Williams, 35Yan Zakharin, 20Blake Cathcart, 30https://thewhiterosesociety.writeas.com/
>>523210357This guy looks like a full on Gypsy.
took 10 blokes down at the pub last night now im at aldi and have shit myself bending over to get the chiko rolls
>>523208036>tranny not being the rapist
>>523213025>the white rose societylmaoevil truely cannot create anything new
>>523213319>evil truly cannot create anything newAgreed like Lees and his red flag troons.
>>523212455>anon provided his email address
>>523210357bald creatures are neither white nor men
I'm voting Steph Hunter
>>523212455>that requires you to provide an email addressU wot m8?
>>523212455you're not required to do that, plus an email and ip is nothing compared to id and pictures
>>523212879- hack/leak, followed by no industry or political consequences - normies realize digital id is inconvenient and talking heads start to turn- fringe political party makes scrapping it a policy and gets votes- more interesting info on those behind the policy and business deals and other handshakes- news/consensus dictators hush-up bad looking news (teen suicides) 'for the greater good'- feeble protests and petitions- 2nd stage digital id and money
>>523214798Having peoples bank accounts drained in a hack because of this Digital ID shit would be hilarious!
>>523214057 yeah just tried upload what I look like as a proud trans communist but im being asked for an email
coming out to my family as a proud trans communist on fridayanyone got any tips?
>>523215681Yer make pre tie your noose.
>>523210659nah, cunts just dont come here anymorei guess shoving turds in your mouth mean you win
>>523215723thats pretty antisemitic anon I am jewish
>>523215681
>>523215801Yer even I might abandon aus/pol/, before you could tell stories of your day, your experiences etc without redicule.
>>523215813not sure why im getting so much hate i didnt do anything to youwhy do you hate my existence as a proud trans communist woman?this is a hate crime
Name muh band aus/pol/
>>523215801>>523215892Depending on how pissed the armchair expert is the arvo shift is usually worth showing up for.
How do we fuck the social media ban?Time we did something for the kids, some anon shit
nsn fully btfo by trantifa lmaofuck nazis
>>523216053Your kinda the people I am reffering to. I have seen anons say things here that is absolutely true and you call them out for being an armchair expert, I imagine you're a NEET who spends all their time inside and probably on DSP who hasn't time to develop their own life experiences.
>>523216142We don't, it doesn't effect us one bit you nigger child.
>>523216310yes it does, you stasi fuck
>>523216433How? I can still use all social media without providing shit, youtube hasn't asked me at all. It's legit not my problem.
>>523216522
>>523216310Fuck you commie, we used to be leet
>>523216522The adult requirements come in on the 27th apparently
>>523216522It's day one. Currently some sites are just saying that if the birthday you gave when you signed up indicates you're over 16 you're okay, but the requirements are subjective and ever changing. The government could say that's not enough and force more. Some sites are requiring selfies or bank details on day (kick.com). The entire idea needs to be fundamentally opposed, no inches given, no coping about how it's not that bad.
>>523216522>>523216595I thought it came into effect at midnight tonight, honestly I’m just confused about the whole thing
>>523216595Makes no sense mang, I guess I will see what happens. >>523216585This isn't /b/ and that was 20 years ago.
>>523216522Nigger you're such a faggot, go sit in the boomer corner.
>>523211752dis nigger think your ID is something that was secret to begin with
>>523216684Like covid vaccines it will be a slide, they make an extreme law, only half enforce it, but then gradually tighten the noose.
>>523216684MSM is saying the ban came into effect at midnight.>From midnight, all Australians under 16 years of age have lost access to social media - so now what?>Long story short, those youngsters are no longer able to hold accounts on Facebook, Instagram, Threads, Snapchat, TikTok, Reddit, X, YouTube, Twitch and Kick.>Communications Minister Anika Wells expects children around the country to try to evade the restrictions.https://www.9news.com.au/national/social-media-ban-australia-penalties-children-platforms-explainer/63ac14f5-2bd8-4747-9622-e84f539b64c0Can't tell if that from is future or past tense, REEEEE.
>>523213773Reddit, is this true?
>>523216718>This isn't /b/ and that was 20 years ago.And?
>>523216845This. If you ever rented a house, you would of had to give your ID to a bunch of online verification companies that does god knows what with your identity. Probably selling it for money.
>>523216955Anonymous is dead anon, it was taken over by leftist trannys now. Its over.
>>523217041Well I'm going to start by making some accounts that look like a 13 year old made them, and lampoon government pages.
>>523217569Godspeed anon.
Aaaand it's begun - he must have not hit it as hard as I thought last night!>I imagine you're a NEET Nope. Uni educated, have had more than 1 'career'.>who spends all their time inside Again nope. But I'll admit I have spent a large amount indoors the last few months - that's changing.>and probably on DSP who hasn't time to Nuh uh.>develop their own life experiences.Married nearly 30 yrs, couple of grown up kids, 2nd grand kid on the way.>inb4 larpingThat's your job m8, I've got nothing to prove here.
>>523208036G'morning cunts, how many under-16s have we got here now?> https://www.skynews.com.au/australia-news/politics/three-labor-states-go-into-bat-for-the-albanese-governments-under16s-social-media-ban-as-high-court-challenge-continues/The 2 kids making their High Court case is getting more suss that every Labor state gubment is piling on to what is supposed to be a Federal case.It achieves nothing except piling on extra lawyers' fees to fuckover the Lolberts when the (((Judges))) screw them over as per the (((plan))).
>>523217882>I'm uni educated You sound like the gayest fucking faggot here, holy shit. No wonder you have a self inflated opinion of yourself. Too bad your 30 years of marriage hasn't taught you shit about guns or how to work on cars, you uselss eater.
>>523217942None, activitiy is low. Zoomies are simply using AI to post proof of being over 16.
>>523217882>Uni educatedWe're all are. Doesn't mean much.
>>523216913how do you live with yourself ex-human baldoid?
>>523216689>>523216718Tonight is for the under 16 accounts, adult accounts will be required to provide "verification" on the 27th. Just as everyone will be wanting to share christmas content with each other.
>>523218075Don't mind him, his the anon that doesn't believe in salmonella.
And the vitriol and projection..Cunt you really are a 1 trick pony.>>523218075He literally couldn't pass olna. That's the level of education nsn want.
>>523216142Instead of face identifying selfies for ID just post dickpix.If you've got full pubes, youre over 16.Bonus points for grey pubes.
>>523218115None of that makes sense tho, if you're already forcing these companies to verify once, what the fuck is the point of doing it twice. ITS LEGIT THE SAME FUCKING THING!
>>523218115And a thought occured, this is about the same time they intend to end the electricity rebates for homes and buissnesses. Making utility prices soar, people are going to lose jobs and be poorer.
>>523213025Has somecunt dobbed in Ian and Br*dley to their shitlist yet?
>>523209338Lol I gooned a dozen times now to rest.my cock I only just woke upAnother day of ghosting beginsWho else GHOSTED
>>523218212Trial run for the government.
>>523218421Is that why I seem to get $400 credit on my electricity every 3 months? I have only paid one bill this year.
>>523218592Yer anon it is, I've got a few bills where I owed nothing as well. Thats going to end from Jan, when the rebates are gone.
>>523218421Not giving my id out on the 27thCan't afford any more power bill increases so I'm fucked power will just get cut off wee
>>523210357>votethe larp enters its constitutional democracy arc
>>523218195>Bonus points for grey pubes.It's a bit of a shock when it happens.
>>523210357Haven't voted in 5yrsGHOSTMAXX
>>523218703Buy battery storage packs, prefferly ones you can charge in your car or something. This is pretty bad because it has a knock off effect, once utility prices increase, well inflation will go up further because buissnesses to cope will need to increase the priece of their products to make up for the increase in utility prices. Band aid fix.
>>523215986The Pretenders
>>523218446https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_RoseNothing to do with Tudors etc
>>523218840I'll just ghostmaxx and charge the phone off the cars
>>523219071Good plan man, hopefully petrol and diesel prices drop tho, lately been seeing anywhere from $1.91-$2.30 a L.
Oi glowzie - you up yet old man?Remember when our armchair expert did the>part of a throuple whose settlement got frozen but we could still spend it on rent and bills?https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/491338139Those are the sort of bakes I miss.
>inb4 not all the same anonYour writing style is so obvious. But I guess it's kinda sweet that amongst being the arbiter for who can and can't post here you think your role is to educate us all on all these important life lessons.
>>523219801>>523219898Are you done kvetching?
>>5232197971.80 here in sa
>>523219996Hate how prices differ so much between stations. Absolute jewish system. When I go wage later I drive past a petrol station and its been stuck at $191.3 for about 3 days now, guess today I'll see if its lower.
[] vaxxed [x] faggot[] nigger [] tranny[] cuck [x] kike[] glowie [] wa pedo[] plebbitFill my card by lunchtime I reckon.
Paid a $1.74 for diesel and 1.6 something for unleaded yesterday.
Do eastern states not have fuelwatch?
>>523220204We do, its just that its so congested, your more than likely just going to go to the petrol station that isn't a pain the ass.
>>523218421Yeahnah, the two aren't directly related, just concurrent examples of the general enshitification of the cuntry.The u/16s wont be the cunts bitching about their parents fucked power bills, no drop in mortgage rates, etc etc>shitsfucked and rapidly becoming shitsmorefucked
>>523220371More Indians will fix this. Daily reminder!>Indian Global Tech Leader To Create Hundreds Of Victorian Jobs>The Allan Labor Government is creating hundreds of highly skilled local jobs by supporting a global Indian tech company to open its Australia and New Zealand headquarters in Victoria.>In Delhi today, Premier Jacinta Allan met with Indian IT company Firstsource to announce it will establish its new headquarters in Melbourne creating up to 420 jobs in Victoria.>Firstsource is a global business process services company that provides digital transformation solutions to a broad range of industries including healthcare, banking and financial services, communications, media and technology, education, utilities and energy.https://www.premier.vic.gov.au/indian-global-tech-leader-create-hundreds-victorian-jobs
>>523219049Originally the WR was a symbol of the Virgin Mary, the WW2 version were mainly Catholic Uni students.
>>523219801Jesterkike
>>523220608A perfect example of the deliberate enshitification.If the economic answer is emplying streetshitter codemonkeys to replace Whyte cunts in IT then the cheapest option is to leave the streetshitters to work remotely from Streetshittia where they can be overworked 24/7 for a tiffin-tin of rice&turdcurry and have free access to designated streets.>"BigStraya" is just code for (((FuckedStraya)))
>>523220319Fuck it I'll give you a (You) - fuelwatch let's me do filters so I can specify within a certain radius of work/home and type f fuel. I can even filter by brand so I can use loyalty cards to get a better discount.It even tracks the price cycle. Helps that they can't change the price after 1430 on any given day.https://www.consumerprotection.wa.gov.au/fuelwatch-and-fuel-pricesIf it's on the fleetcard I don't give a fuck - just the closest diesel to work.
>>523220103I can't even afford to drive around let alone look for workWest is cookedhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PaIu2ZegNjg#We would be better selling up and moving to a non western country
>>523220104Where's me ghostmaxxed plapcel?
>>523221578nice thumbnail
>>523221539Usually I can survive a week on half a tank of diesel, then I just go to costco which usually is the cheapest anyway. Plus you get the added entertainment of seeing pajeets and chinks struggle to work out the fuel pump.
>>523221614I probably should put>[x] arkive poosting ip havester>>523221703Nearest for me is 45 min drive but I get *at least* 4c/L off at bp and woolies (caltex I think). For some reason bp always has the 2fer 8c/L specials as things I like and no one else in the family does like fruit and nut or old gold choccies.I ALWAYS try to put the work fuel on my bp card as it cumulates. Work ute is every other day roughly, mine about once a week.
>>523222062But that's not me
Discord asked me for my ID (I'm 35), so I sent this in.
>>523222062Costco petorl is about 1.62, and diesel 1.72L. Honestly tho sick of driving me diesel ute, gonna get a petrol engine for me next car I reckon.
>>523221703Due to hills here and big old falcons with lift kits and muddies a 65ltr tank barely lasts a week which isn't that bad but that's going in every second day sometimes not for 4-6 days
>>523222113What happened?
>>523222113Your a big guy
Solution? Switch to EV's
>>523222287KysYS
>>5232222344U>>523222201Uploaded a fake ID because of this gay as fuck under 16 ban shit. It took 9 attempts but it finally worked.
>>523222199>Big falcons with lift kids Bullbars too?
>>523222287I drive a BYD because I want to inflict maximum suffering on the third world in my purchasing power
>>523222287EV's are getting a KM tax.
>>523222113>big guy>height 180Manlet.
>>523222449It's all fun and games until your brake lines leak and you die in a crash, or you know it just catches fire.
>>523208036My youtube channel got shoahd thanks to the ekaren RIP
Quick servo storytimes.>me in the work ute with offsider>fill her up m8, I'll get us a coffee>there's literally a sticker on the inside of the cap saying >DIESEL FUEL ONLY>he fills it full of unleaded. >The only reason I spotted it before starting the engine was I checked the receipt (I'm a stingy cunt)>had to wait a couple of hours for towie and then about the same at the dealership as they drained the tank.>muh>pull in at the servo, busy but 1 lane free with the bowser on the passenger side>I back in facing the wrong way>attendant shouts over the tannoy>"Can't go that way, gotta turn around and wait">She won't clear the pump.>I take 10 min to do a 15 point turn around - i wasn't going to lose my spot, block lanes and cunts getting pissed off with me>juuuust manage to stretch the hose over the tray.>fill up, pay on fleet card but... oh shit m8, forgot to get odo, give me a minute>told her they really should have signs up to direct flow of traffic as there's nothing saying I couldn't back inCheers for reading my blogpost!
>>523222496Are you saying that because im trans?
>>523222909me too, it was the only way to get ahead in this country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIYdejcGcdYWhat all should aspire to be.
Under the stars of the Southern Cross we live life our way. Life is in perpetual motion and to slow down is to be left in the dust.The infinite bounds of sunburnt land and barreling blue swells are limited only by your imagination. Kick out the sand, pump up the tunes, and rip into some Albo. Crisp and cool with kaleidoscope blend of flavours, he'll keep the fast times spinning morning, noon and night.Anthony Albanese is calling. Pursue your dreams. Search for adventure. Get out there and let the good times flow!
>>523222909Tits or GTFO
>>523220895
>>523222113>DiscordGroomer
>>523222418Yep ones a push bar ones a full bullbarCan't afford to fix or drive them anymore can't find work can't live here anymore hopefully moving os very soon and not coming back can't afford power food rates bills or even Internet
>>523224093>a push barally nudge bar - more than once I've seen them do a great job of folding back on themselves and destroying the radiator basically when a fly lands on them.
>>523208036Whats going to happen country wide when kids get bored due to the U16's ban today ?
>>523224093Why anon, what happened in your town?
Just about to jerk off, wish me luck
>>523222176>gonna get a petrol engine for me next car I reckon.If the government allows it, they might be introducing a new bill soon banning all petrol only vehicles, and you may need a hybrid
>>523224970They can't do that anon. the logistics of scrapping all petrol driven cars would be near impossible. Only a fool would think this would be possible. They can't outright ban them because that would cause society to basically not function, even if they offer money to scrap them, that won't work because the crown is 1 billion in debt anyway.
Is it just me or is Bradley's cock a bit less munted?
>>523225092Sorry trillion*
>>523225092Its slowly happening 10 years from now, but knowing this climate change renewables junkie government, they will try slip it through to meet the 2050 agenda early.
>>523226016Thats alright, doesn't effect me then. I was looking at some jeep wranglers, can't afford the toyota tax and need a 4x4. Plenty of used wranglers on the market with low odometer readings and a good price.
>>523226130Stay away from jeep if you know whats good for you, theres a reason theyre cheap.
>>523226130>Plenty of used wranglers on the market with low odometer readings and a good price.There's a very good reason for that.
>>523226474I've never had a major problem with my Wrangler.
>>523226474Propagana anon, few are shit but few engines are bullet proof and they're all solid axle.
Still think you cobs should put the succulent Chinese meal guy on your money. Dick Pussy too. And Ned Kelly
>all liberal leaders are foidsCan we make money betting on how long they'll lasthttps://citynews.com.au/2025/classic-glass-cliff-women-leaders-mark-liberal-first/
>Too bad your 30 years of marriage hasn't taught you shit about guns or how to work on cars, you uselss eater.>Buy a used wrangler bro, they're solid cars...Fuck me, if you're going to give googled advice at least make sure it's good.Go to literally any used car forum and see what they say about wranglers. Or cherokees for that matter.>inb4 - it's just strangers on the net.All the more that we should believe some anon on 4chinz?
>>523227069>>all liberal leaders are foids*ahem*
>>523227163Yeah lel I didn't check but let me guess, he may as well be
>>523227322Arguably some of the best dsl in the game. Rhetorically.
Well, this died in the arse.
