>you wake up>open /pol/>see thiswhat do?
Celebrate.
>>523369564Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>523369564Boot up tor
get rid of computer
>>523369737came here to post this
>>523369564>save a random selfie off the internet >"remove properties and personal information" / meta data, so it can't be reverse searched >get "verified" without doxing myselfi would then proceed to call the governiggers faggots
>>523369564Do it like kids>pick selfie>open video game where you can control head of character>do what selfie asks you to do>get verified
>>523369833nah selfie checks require you to move head, look up look down smile and shit lately
>>523369564>upload my ID>post antisemitism
>>523369949
>>523369949that's honestly based as fuckfuck em
>>523369945then i'll pay an indian on fiver to do it
>>523369564Move out of Australia?When I need to use ID to use the internet, I will stop using the internet.Simple as, what's the issue here?
>>523369737>>523369832 If you do a 360, you face the same way you were originally pointing, you thick cunts
>>523370207you can walk any direction after spinning, retard
>>523370207ok so why isnt the x360 a circle retard
>>523369564Upload a "selfie".
>>523369737This.
>>523370207>doesn't know that humans are capable of walking in ANY direction
>>523369833>troon doesn't want to dox itselfThe government already knows who you are.
>>523369564>you wake up>>open /pol/>>see this>what do?get on VPN and figure out what's going on then bypass it easily.
>>523369564breathe a deep sigh of relief, and a small bit of sadness.I hope they listened.
>>523369564Fake selfie.
>>523372541I see it all the the time, it takes about 3 seconds to turn on the vpn.
>>523370207lurk moar
>>523371972?
>>523371161Because he is a massive faggot and likes to do a pirouette
>>523371972That's what they want you to believe.
>>523370023
Will they let you take a picture to submit it? Can I just drop a steamy turd on my driveway and take a picture and send that in? Any verification for ID for anything the government has done here for me has been verified by a person as recent as even a few months ago.
>>523369737
>>523369564use AI to create a fake selfie
>>523369720
>>523370207it’s retard you newfaggator
>>523368501>>523368560>>523368634>>523368679>>523368777
>>523370207>he doesn't know that real circles are 720 degrees mathlett
>>523370207You have to lurk two years before posting.
>>523369564Verify my cock status and start posting from there instead.
>>523374504>he doesn't know the digital is connected to tpm ICE (the antisemitic police) will be at your door soon
>>523369564>>523369720>>523369737/thread>>523370207thank you for your thread blessing, soon-to-be-banned br*t
>>523370207>british education
>>523369564Make AI generated selfie.
>>523369564go have a wank
>>523369564>what doI can finally be free of this accursed place
>>523369945>launch 3D model viewer of your choice>move a realistic character model in it
>>523370207Get a load of this fucking retard
>>523370207Degrees Fahrenheit. Not your faggy communist units.
>>523369564.Take a lean back, contemplate, and ask... Why Mark Carney?
>>523369564>what do?My work here is done.Leave the glowniggers to their new echo chamber.
>>523369564put a gun in my mouth and shoot it
>>523369564Close the website and never look back.
>>523380872Love you man. Keep spreading the good word.
>>523371241Sweet princes, you are so sexy. Come to Bangladesh and I host u. kiss u all night post vagene
>>523370207newnonce
>>523369564Post fake selfie
>>523369720you have to be over 18 to celebrate
>>523369564send them a picture of my penis
>>523369564All of you would be happier without this place in your life
>>523369564Move
>>523369564If you dont know how to get around this, you shouldnt be using a computer in the first place.
>>523369564Guess id just go on whatever blue board everybody runs to, probably /x/
>>523370207You’ve given me a lot to think about, thanks.
>>523369564Grab my USB with linux and tor and go about designing a drone submarine that will mortar my enemy's from the ocean. Secretly meetup and reload my drone with ammunition at night. Let it wreak havoc during the day launching random explosives into the city. :) hold the city hostage. Easy. All in Minecraft of course.
>>523384830Better question is do I go with white phosphorus or make my own bio-weapon...
>>523369564Did I sleept of the lack of rem sleep already melted my brain?
