>'Hero' who wrestled gun from Bondi shooter named as Ahmed al Ahmedhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce3wkey5p33o>'Everyone says it'll never be me' - Brown University student on surviving two mass shootings>Wetin Nigeria constitution tok about sending military outside di kontrihttps://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/c5yj8ed0npvo
Is the anon who wanted a smug Apu in a big cowboy hat in?
>>523586897>'Everyone says it'll never be me' - Brown University student on surviving two mass shootingsWhat does them being brown have to do with anything?
What are these slop boxes called? Munchie Boxes or some shit? Are they any good or do you just feel like shit after eating them? I remember growing up, people always made fun of Americans for being fat and eating shit like this. Now it looks like the rest of the world has fallen victim to the same problem.
lads, don't fall for the hateful antisemitic propaganda that's posted here
>>523587179Looks like a Chinese variant. For me personally though it's a 4 in 1 from the chinkies.
>>523587179Munchy boxes, aye. All the key food groups in one. A superfood.
>>523587380Yeah nah
can retard reeves kindly fuck off
All we are is dust in the wind
>>523587380does that include at least one of your five portions of missing school girl?
>>523587540some end up as soap
>>523587629Once I learned of this I've never eaten kebab ever again.
>>523587521The jeets will be furious
Josh on? I need someone to bully. CBA to go to bed rn and he's a universally hated loser.
>>523586897excessive
Business idea: Authentic Chinese food snack van. None of the westernised shite, but the sort of thing the average Chinese person would eat on a daily basis.
>>523587783I think I ate cat at a Chinese buffet in Bayswater once.
>>523587783Would rather a mobile Greggs. Just comes up your street like an ice cream van
>>523587783anon I...
we've done them x0jh
>>523586897can someone please explain to me the economics of this box? How do you make money selling this much food? Is it about to spoil or something? Is it already rotten?
>>523586897>surviving two mass shootingsThird time's a charm?
>>523588332fuck off nameBAME
>>523586897>>523587380Yeah I would eat that, this is what imagine what drunk people after leaving the bar(I don't drink alcohol).
So I guess bongs aren’t banned from coming here after all?
>>523588522Doesn't seem so, JaQuandrious.
Frogdan in?
>>523588245he's posting kraut/pol rn with his dago persona tooseems he likes to shit up several generals
>>523586897Ok.. I see rice? Fries. Goop balls? Winter rolls based on how mangled that left guy is... Some general nso noodles. 1 muck 1 guck sauce... And then the rib and samosa poo box?
>>523587380I’d like some flat browns things, a few brown cylinders, some slimy stuff, some red shit and some chips please.
>>523587380I would even eat that if I was an 8 year old ..
>>523589090Hahaha kek maybe on a camping trip trying not get molested
>>523587783>Business idea: Authentic Chinese food snack van. None of the westernised shite, but the sort of thing the average Chinese person would eat on a daily basis.Garlic and chilli fried pork willies.
>>523587540So-krates.George Carlin is do overrated it’s beyond belief, the same as Bill Hicks.
>>523587380we need these in america. i would fuck this up at 2 am after binge drinking
>>523589607You aren’t in America.
>>523587380>>523586897blessed goyslop thread. american approved goyslop
>>523589924What is your favourite type of goyslop, Chet?
>>523587199London has fallen. They should make a film.
>>523589978A white bread loaf, its the most unnatural product in a supermarket.Every ingredient in it, even the wheat is altered. It has no nutritional value, it is pure calories and will make you sick. It kills birds and fish if you feed it to them.
>>523588147It's mostly potatoes (chips) and sauces. The one on the left barely has 5 bites of meat, buried in worthless rice, noodles, potatoes, and breading. The one on the right is the same, but with a little bit of real meat and some (worthless) onion rings.I bet most of that meat is kebab (a loaf like gyros, that is barely 50% meat) too.Also how do you know it's "cheap"? Drunks are not known for their financial acumen.>>523587380"loaf" meat... (and potatoes).
>>523590386eating cheap white bread just makes me hungry .. you could eat the whole loaf and you wouldn't feel fullI pay twice as much for a sour dough loaf half the size
>>523586897Is that a fucking side of rice I see?
>>523588573lmfao
>>523590787You could be pre-diabetic, eating carbs shouldn’t make you more hungry.
>>523588762>>523588245>>523590778You seem upset.
we're still here then?
>>523591447
>>523587783Not sure you can eat bats in the UK.
>>523587179Bongs have out done burgers for fast food slop.Amazing.
>>523591597You aren’t even allowed to touch them.
Cocaine and Tinder again for me, boyos. Looking for a girl with ENORMOUS chebs on there. Probs ain't gonna sleep again...
>>523591919Guaranteed pink areolas (ghost nips) and a nonexistent nipple. These type SUCK.
>>523592183>>523591186
>>523592262very upset.
>>523591919Tattoos should be banned on women.
just came buckets to two men with nice round breasts wearing nice makeup sucking each others nobs.
>>523591919don't forget sinking 30 beers in that timeframe. cocaine makes me drink and drink and drink
>Muzzie attack on a Jewish event, on a Jewish holiday>Guy who survived Oct 7th gets injured in the attack>Holocaust survivor dies shielding his wife>Hero who wrestled the gun from one of the shooters named "Ahmed al Ahmed"This is the sloppiest glowop I've ever seen.Jesus fucking Christ.
>>523593263don't worry lad, mossad are on the case
>>523592988Cocaine makes you crave things you find pleasurable, either booze, cigs or sometimes skag. It’s why speed balls are so deadly, you need something but you don’t know what.
When we getting banned lads
>>523593876Pending. 12:00 is my guess.
>>523593599dunno how people do coke without drinking to be honest. a few times literally filled a sack full of empty beer cans
>>523592988On some 62.5% Bourbon.
>>523594498noice. tits way too big though, and i'm a tits enjoyer
>>523594452It used to be the other way with me, after a few drinks having some lines seems like the best idea. Obviously it isn’t. A hangover is bad enough, a hangover and realising you’ve caned £200 is a bit of a downer.I prefer to wake up to half a cold pizza nowadays.
>Officers were called to concerns for the welfare of a woman at an address on Old Brompton Road, Earl’s Court, at around 11.15am on Wednesday>Upon arrival at the scene, officers found the body of a 39-year-old woman, who has been named by police as Xiaoqing Ke. She was a Chinese national.>Her family, who live in China, have been informed and are being supported by specialist officers.>A post-mortem confirmed that she died as a result of stab wounds.>Deepak Sandhu, 23, of Newlands Avenue, Southampton, has been charged with murder.
>>523593263Yep ticks all the boxes>Mass migration/diversity is our strength>Jews are under attack and need more protections and laws passed>Guns badAnd one of the shooters names was being googled the day before
1. close the borders2. ban islam3. mass detention and deportations4. demolish mosques5. winsimple
>>523594498She has a really nice face but those tits are disgusting and her personality is very off putting.
Apologize
>>523586897jews force you to eat this?
>>523587179Dogshit. Only ever seen in Scotland
>>523595131Thats not a good looking pizza. Did you ask for squares?
>>523595371I have TWO (2) nintendo switches. How many do you have?
>>523595442Video games are for children. Neglected children
>>523591015You’re a retard, btw. Don’t give out medical advice.
>>523591733Why do you want to nonce bats?>33Checks out
>>523593263You forgot>after surviving Holocaust II: Rave of Blood>go to aus 2 weeks ago>to “help fight antisemitism”>celebrate fake holiday on the beach>get shot>immediately take selfie (on grass?)>send it to mate
>>523594837i have no one's number so i have to plan a session and wait for it to be shipped. always ends up in the bag lasting days and the alcohol ends up being the more expensive item with the amount it makes me drink.agree with you at the end, been off it a while since i stopped drinking so there's no point in the white.
>>523595874>>to “help fight antisemitism”Maybe they should stop advocating for the west to be flooded with third world savages then
>>523595035You forgot step one, so your plan would fail.
>>523591697No price is too high.
I was browsing the site of a jewish supermarket in London called Panzers. Naturally everything was priced high but its broccoli and white cabbage were like £5. Not even organic. Why would they be so expensive?
Kid I grew up with on my street who was always the newfag just graduated with a degree in architecture. Everyone seems to assume he's going to just get a job because his dad works in a similar industry. Hopefully he does, but I think he's going to have 2 years of hell like most people seem to experience on graduation.If he hits the brick wall and spazzes i'm going to be the sympathetic voice I didn't have.
>>523596732I imagine it's to price the goys out of their shops. Like how the middle class pay the Waitrose premium just to avoid niggers.
>>523595035China does it better. Organ harvesting and turning the mosques into restaurants etc.
>>523596732>Why would they be so expensive?Not sure about the rules for veg but some stuff they can't eat if a goy has touched or cooked it.It'd prob be from a kosher certified wholesaler too.
>>523587783>the average Chinese person would eat on a daily basisIt's pretty bland. You imagine it's dogs and weird animal parts, but it's actually a lot of greasy pork, noodles and those boring buns. I think they get their vitamins from cigarettes
Just curbstromped 500 pakis on the way to making this post
>>523598405You'd shit your pants if you ever met Abdul with his kebab knife in the streets.You've got no power.
So the Cocaine I was on about, I had 5G on Saturday and there's less than half ATM. Am I on a good pace, or should I be doing more?
>>523598555No I wouldn't be quiet you brown monkey
>>523598584Doing cocaine on your own is a bit of a waste desu.
>>523587042>>523586897>>'Hero' who wrestled gun fromThey were only killing kikes, the guy stopped them isn't a hero
>>523598584>5g
>>523599010Paki muslim saves Jews from Paki muslims.They'll make a film out of this.
alri la
>>523599247You're up early/late lad
>>523599247Oh yes - looking at torrents for the treadmill
Richard III should have prevailed and reined. After the true king was disposed England lost the mandate of heaven
>>523599492aye, woke up at 2was raining so went for a walkcomfy timesyou ok lad?
bogdan been having another melty then kek>>523593713
>>523599625I'm ok, though farmers are very angry and everything is fucked - can't get to see kids as roads are blocked>>523599652tired of this stuff
>>523599869all for a good cause ladcan't you meet up with them somehow and support the farmers? take 'em a scran or something?and yeah he's been doing this same shtick for literal years day in day out kek
He's tired of Josh being a paedo. Lmao.
I see a wigger and I want to paint him blackNo chalkies any more, I want them to turn blackI see the wogs go by, dressed in their puffer jacketsI have to claim my PIP and use it to buy tennis rackets
They're sorted - very organised and suspicious.It's this kind of thing - not chez moi, but similar.Not seeing kids until Boxing day so hopefully this will be over by then.>>523600022tired of 10) he's a pedo20) you're a pedo30) i'm a pedo40) goto 10
>>523600244I'm tired of you boring up the thread everyday from 5am till midnight.But here you are.Your poor missus must be feeling really neglected.Now be a good lad and don't (you) me again. Ta.
>>523600453>z39luoypfiltered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlwBmwFSSs8>Talking with a tranny who asked him about biology in the 1800s> Tranny then asks "What qualification in biology do you have?">Said with the smuggest shit eating grin thinking it's a GOTCHA
Just curbstomped 100 praying muslims with their arses up in the air hahaha
Just about to curbstomp a pack of britpol spastics
>>523598584Cocaine is no substitute for a personality or something interesting to say.But is sure is good for getting shit sex out of clapped out tarts.
>>523600453He wants you to believe he has a family, job etc, yet for some reason spends every night here.
>>523602633you're here just as much as him you silly twat kek, if not more in fact
>Rob reiner STABBED
Salam bongs
>>523603533Shalom goy
Can we take back the word gay? Its not some old archaic term. Less than 100 years ago it was being used by people in every day conversation.
LITTER WARDENS STRIKE AGAIN
>>523603533I always enjoyed the British police homosexual anal plug man. Every time something horrible happens I imagine he shows up to be completely useless and arrests the victims to help remind Britons that their government is both comically completely useless and also an overbearing 1984 nightmare state at the same time.
>i come from nu delhi>but my heart is in dubai
>>523586897corr now thats a good feed
woke up this morning and realised the top brass of our military are all complete fucking retards
>>523603011fucked that up you gay paedo retard kek
>>523586897>brit/pol/>bondi beachhow britishinb4 da brit flag on ausiie flag
HIS OWN FOOKIN SON
>>523587199why is that a gif but it doesnt move?
>>523587521CBDC is icumen in
>>523603787The cuck paid it.
Why didn't you save her parents, anon?
>>523589924return to the sauce
>>523599652Obsessed
>>523587783illegal to cook dogs and cats in england, probably.
>>523587380>kebab meatno thanks
>>523586897>>523587380
>>523604501it's a screamer after 20 seconds it flashes a picture of ed miliband's arsehole
>>523594498fat bitches do not need love too
>>523589607we have carne asada fries. they're so good as long as they don't fuck up the fries
We deserve better psyopsIs that too much to ask?
>>523586897that's us navy dinnerstop pretending
>>523595880crack is better than powder coke. blocked noses are the dumbest shit ever.
>>523605574>We deserve better psyopsif you deserved it, you would have itand you wouldn't even know that you did
>>523596732its winter, vegetables dont grow in winter so they need more electric to grow them.
>>523605602>crack is better than powder coke.that's an insane person takebut you have to get the coke before it gets stepped on 6 times
TKD
>>523605488takes too long, my attention span is less than that of a goldfish. if i didnt write this out quickly enough id be well in with brian from east 17, hes a good friend of mine.
>>523605677>insane takeobviously you’ve never smoked crack. yankees are pussies.
>>52360579120 seconds is way too long, aint noobdy got time for thahtdon't feel pressed
>>523605831>obviously you’ve never smoked crackobviously I have, that's why I have a response
>>523605862I dig the gaslight though, as you call it "powder coke" like normies even know about liquid dentist coke (which is amazing too), but if you don't take it off a maxilofacial surgeon you'll never touch that either
>>523605862not good crack, your crack was stepped on. mine was yellow and sparkled when lit. oooh how i wish for some quality crack cocaine again. my nose is constantly blocked up now so i couldn’t sniff if my life depended on it.>>523605841>Aint nobody got time fo dataint nobody aint nobody aint nobody aint nobody aint nobody got time fo dat
>>523587696Ordered a kebab last night and wrote a scathing review on justeat cause i couldnt discern any missing schoolgirl in my kebab.
>>523606007>gaslightwell, coke to sniff needs to be a lot smaller than the chunks of crack which is why i use the term powder coke. didnt mean to gaslight you or whatever.
>>523606044>mine was yellowis cocaine yellow?
>>523606107stop tweaking teeners for like 5 minutes
>>5235954421. That's not even your picture it's old as fuck2. That's pizzahut, the trashiest slop around.
>>523606283is this even a brit conversation?I never heard shit about rock in bongland
Reckon we're gonna see more internet outages over Christmas.
>>523606253it is when cooked up well, phwoar.>>523606283>>523606375>is this a brit conversation considering you’re not a brit it always was>they have rock in bonglandwe also have mars bars and skittles. crazy aint it?
>>523606531>considering you’re not a brit it always wasif I was younger and less lazy I could wear your face ez m8
>>523606308Adam Taint not looking so good
>>523603787Why don't these litter wardens ever hang out by my diverse street corner where brown and black mongs constantly litter and gypos fly-tip after doing their unlicensed waste collection.
>>523606620cheeky bastard, im not a blackie.
>>523606780probably because they don't want to diekind of like how TV loicensers don't go to the hood
Josh has CP on his harddrive
>>523587783I sure could go for some Ye Ming Sha noodles right now
>>523606780They can only nab decent people. Bames, pissheads, druggies are all excempt
News is gonna be a bit jew-centric for a few days I reckon. >'Throw the parcel at the back door' - Evri couriers tell of pressure to earn a decent wagehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ceq107yxxjyo>There's a direct link from the anti-Semitic chants on Britain's streets and the Bondi murdershttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-15383397/STEPHEN-POLLARD-anti-Semitic-chants-Bondi-murders.html>UK Spy chief uses her first speech to demolish Putin in six ice-cold wordshttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2146209/Blaise-Metreweli-mi6-chief-first-speech>Tories pledge to scrap net zero car subsidieshttps://archive.ph/PTAMg>People pulling own teeth due to lack of urgent NHS dental care in England, watchdog findshttps://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/dec/15/people-pulling-own-teeth-due-to-lack-of-urgent-nhs-dental-care-in-england-watchdog-finds>Sadiq Khan says Donald Trump is ‘obsessed’ after latest rant from US presidenthttps://www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/donald-trump-sadiq-khan-rant-video-b2884451.html>Super flu: Race to get two million Londoners vaccinated before Christmashttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/flu-vaccine-patients-hospitals-virus-london-christmas-b1262454.html>Police to put more officers into UK Jewish communities after antisemitic Bondi Beach attackhttps://www.itv.com/news/2025-12-14/police-step-up-security-in-uks-jewish-communities-after-bondi-terror-attack
>>523606780>>523607107they only peck at people who might follow their ordersame reason they arrest dads for hunting down their children being passed around pakis
>>523586897So. We're still here.
>>523607815Was a latp from the turbosperg.
>>523607815I know, it sucks, right?
>>523607838The stuff with OFCOM apparently isn't at least so who know what happens now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b-3vgq95F0
>a kodak moment
>>523607884Our soft power means fuck all whilst we're snorting the ameg of America through our trade deals.
>turn on the news>the current happenings>"how can we make jews feel safe">mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvteKXh7nNY
you fags were supposed to be banned from this site. What happened?Was the mentally ill tranny that spammed the ugly tranny countdown threads lying?
pot noodle up me arse
>>523608158Their basic position is nonsense given that 4chan has no operations in the UK (we just visit the website). It would be like Putin demanding the BBC stops giving him bad press because he reads it in Russia and Russians journalists doing that go to gulag.
I picked at the callous on my big toe and ended up peeling too much skin away and now it hurts when I walk
>>523608311sounds like you've really put your foot in it there anon
>>523586897What should I get mumberg for chrimberg ladbergs?
>>523608242No one knows. The ball is in Ofcom's court and they haven't announced anything.They've either realised they can't do shit or, much more likely, are busy writing up the papers to make ISPs ban 4chan.>>523608311You get what you fucking deserve.
>>523608242Who you calling a fag Little bitch
>>523608366Rekt
>>523608366Done him
>TOMMY NEWS
>>523608392>>523608416I dont take any shit, let alone from soft euro ponce
The 4chan counter-suit is ongoing in the US courts and Ofcom have expanded their investigationEveryone with a brain knows that the US courts will rule that Ofcom can fuck off to establish precedent that online companies based in America can't be fined by foreign censorship entitiesUntil this is resolved though the head girl/prefect type janny cunts at Ofcom won't go straight for the ban, as banning 4chan is an admission that they can't collect the fines and can't bully 4chan into complying with their rules which would basically be them conceding in the US court case.Plus, on the UK end, Ofcom don't just ring up/email the ISPs and tell them to block 4chanThey have to get a court order first, which would probably move fast once it happens, but there is still no sign of them doing this yet due to the above.Tl;Dr, there is no confirmed date for the UK 4chan ban
>>523608456The same is happening against Wikipedia too btw and Jimmy Wales has said he will not pay any sort of fine.Either Ofcom backs down and has to do some incredible mental gymnastics to justify it or the government has to convince the British public it's worth banning Wikipedia. Good luck lmao.
>>523608290Take a step back and look at how much UK data is being funneled directly to America.
>>523608597What do you mean?
>>523608365Cheers.>>523608366shut up wee poofter
>>523608625https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/ukusa-agreement-on-access-to-electronic-data-for-the-purpose-of-countering-serious-crime-cs-usa-no62019https://www.publictechnology.net/2025/10/22/health-and-social-care/nhs-estimates-palantir-data-platform-will-deliver-returns-of-five-times-its-costs/https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/uk-us-data-bridge-supporting-documents/uk-us-data-bridge-factsheet-for-uk-organisationshttps://www.thinkdigitalpartners.com/news/2025/09/17/uk-and-us-sign-tech-prosperity-deal-worth-31-billion/
>>523608783No I mean what sort of argument are you trying to make here?
>>523608311Make a claim
>>523608800Not making an argument, just observational commentary.
>>523608956Why am I to step back and look at something if you are not actually trying to show me anything?
>>523608980>spoonfeed meNo. I'm going to filter you now.
>>523609006Whatever faggot. Next time try actually making a point.
Drank a bottle of that Jagermeister knock off from Aldi last night, now my skin feels all weird and I've had three shits. WTF do Germans put in this stuff, how does the EU allow it?
>binge eat for a week>gain half a stonefuark
new business idea: Anti fashionWe will destroy entire brands from public opinion.By saying: Paki's buy that
all brown filth should removed from this islandAll brown people are to considered enemy combatants
>President Trump and his patrons in big tech have long wanted to block states from implementing their own AI regulations. After failing twice to do so in Congress, the US president has issued an executive order that would attempt to punish states that try to restrain the bot business.>The executive order, issued Thursday, largely mirrors a draft order leaked last month despite the White House declining to verify the draft's veracity.>In short, Trump has empowered Attorney General Pam Bondi to set up an AI Litigation Task Force "whose sole responsibility shall be to challenge state AI laws" that the administration considers inconsistent with its policy "to sustain and enhance the United States' global AI dominance through a minimally burdensome national policy framework for AI.">What that policy will look like remains undetermined, with Trump also declaring in the order that he wants his special advisor for AI and crypto, venture capitalist David Sacks, and his science and tech advisor, Michael Kratsios, former chief of staff to Peter Thiel, to propose legislative recommendations for what a federal AI policy framework will look like.>The AI industry, which has lobbied hard against state regulation, will be thrilled to have a of couple AI-friendly individuals crafting federal policy recommendations, which is one of the only portions of the EO not given a deadline.>Trump wants Bondi's task force to be set up within 30 days to fight state AI laws, and has given administration officials 90 days to accomplish a number of other tasks.The plot thickens.
>>523609330They already ruined Canada Goose, and Grey Goose for that matter, tf is up with Pakis and geese?
Far right Farridge FarageCan't barrage desu
>>523609496thridies natural reaction to everything is to kill it. The entire middle east was once functional back in antiquity.The brown inbred tide is all consuming thus the disgust to consider the same people use the same products.North africa never used to be a dessert. The browns broke the eco chain completely down to insect life, They kill EVERYTHING down to the microscopic
>>523609588>Me own son a shooter
>>523609588jew brought them in to do this, So now jews can sell "similarities" (you get to fight their war for them).
take this thread before they come for me >>523609490
>>523609684>me own gun an anti semite
I eat shit like this despite not even really liking it and working out every day. Not sure what that's about
>>523609680>But what about chicken tikka masala and Reggae?
>>523586897So....Did 4chan paid fines or did your goverment just cucked out? I cannot find Union Jack from meme-flags.
>>523609965see>>523608456
>black woman on morning tv>rabbiting on about how history doesn't matter>history is unimportant>it's happened and we need to look towards the future>her idea of the future is reparations for what we did in the past>TELLY OFF
>the green frog in a blue top
>>523609588>a shooting done by muslams for muslamic reasons>muslamic people tend to be right wing>THEREFORE THIS WAS DONE BY THE EVIL RIGHT WINGYou don't hate journoids enough.
>>523610412Pisses me off that people don't understand what far right meansMost 'moderate' muslims are more far right than the majority of edl gammons, but far right is just another word that's lost all meaning due to overuse
So when are we meant to be getting banned off 4chud anyways?
>>523610214Runs completely contrary to the african conception of time too.Zamani the infinite past and Sasa living time where events take place are their temporal frame and the idea of reparations being delivered at a point in the future isn't something they should be able to countenance or place on a timeline.It should require some form of activity to draw forth reparations like an ambush or a catch; this is how events are created in the african conception of time. That is what this woman means. It's essentially a threat.
>>523609684>>523609588
https://xcancel.com/DailyMail/status/2000025858308764011#m>The 40-person mob who hacked an 18-year-old to death in an explosion of Somalian gang violence in London - and the uncomfortable facts about a diaspora most tiptoe around Part and parcel
>>523609965the worst country ball ever made
fuck it, I'm gonna treat myself to a wank.
>>523609965You can tell why worldwide we are known as perfidious Albion
>adam curtis voiceThis is the story of how a bunch of fucking paki brit/pol/ posters became increasingly disillusioned to the world, and where everyone around them, including themselves, have lost their minds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5o-hvzhA18
>>523601127good lad, bless
>>523610697Take josh with you
Bring back the cane Simple as
Aus blokes and sheilas...NOT LIKE THIS...
>>523610476>GammonGet the fuck out of here Troon.
>>523610976Post the Norm quote. You know the one.
>>523586897Is being fat due to eating deep fried slop still a status of wealth in bongland ?
>>523611018>9/11>hahahaha
>>523610567Should be faceapped to have him smiling
>>523610840In theory it works, but you always grt a sadistic fuck who takes it too far. Me dad told me a story where his teachrr used a peice of garden hose with a bit of chalk shoved in the end to whip kids, he missed one time and blinded a lad in one eye and ended up getting beaten half to death by a bunch of parents and students.
>>523611018What frightens me is the backlash against innocent Nick Fuentes.
>>523611018>everyone involved in this story should die
NOBODY VOLUNTEERED TO FIGHT FOR UKRAINE WE'LL VOLUNTEER FOR YOU HERE'S YOUR RIFLE HANS, NOW GET OUT THERE AND KILL SOME REDS
>>523610976holy kek, a war in Australia is starting and it has nothing to do with Emu's
>Mother of Bondi Beach gunman insists son is a 'good boy'lel
>>523611142Hes jesting but i'm fairly certain this is what they're going to do. And the shocked pikachu face when they overrun germany in a violent coup is going to be massive.
>>523611180>he's a good lad
>>523611145>Bondi Beach >Israel is 8,500 miles>Somehow there's ancient blood feuds going onI hate it all
>>523611142Didn't they literally just end conscription? So much for that fabled German planning
>>523611211They know
Larps are on full display this morning.
>>523611211I hope it does happen, it might be the only way we can stop this slow mo trainwreck>>523611250They only gave it a weekI member when Germany came here on its first official state visit in 26 years last week
dumb insheila
>>523611262>The elite armed forces units who risk their lives to protect germany is being disbanded because they want to protect germanyPoliticians really dont understand optics at all do they.
>>523603787basically a metaphor for what's happening with illegal immigration
>>523604719Because they tried to deny our love for each other, now she's all mine.
forgive me father for I have sinned
>>523611297Its literally an invasion and replacement over time by demographics.Islam has only been around since about 800, there were no muslims at all before that cause the religion didnt exist. What happened to all the non-muslims from those countries? They were either killed or converted. Now there are 53 muslim majority countries, approx 25% of all countries. And millions are being exported to non muslim countries by the millions where they outbreed the population and kill non muslims, it might take 200 years but unless the tide turns europe will be muslim majority.
>>523611338SAS/ SBS are being dragged through the coals for their nightraids in Afghanistan, and Northern IrelandThey actually fear these special units collectivising against them. And they should.
>>523587380Kek
>>523611338They understand it, they just have no regard for it.The German conception of policymaking is that of sausagemaking.The process is unsightly and isn't meant to be witnessed, the end product is what the customer needs to see and be pleased with.This is what makes them such astonishingly good bureaucrats and is the source of their dastardly evil inclinations.
>>523604719Moderately attractive girl but the freckles make her a 10
>>523611490who gives a fuck about those spastics?just tools going around killing people for zogfuck em.
>>523611142>>523611297pay up piggiesrepeat a thousand times and tomorrow morning anon will be in brit/pol/ telling us the germans are rearming and coming to take over
Seems like the American Brown University shooting was them killing more conservative figures, lol, turns out the lefties took WAGTFKY to heart
>>523611338be SAS be ordered to shoot people 20 years later get arrested for it
>>523586897tee hee im postin in ur thred
>>523610731Everything sounds better in his voice
>>523604307>This morning Anon, you might be retarded
>Bondi Beach terror survivor describes how cops ‘froze’ during 20-minute shooting rampage: ‘I don’t understand why’ >How odd. Aussie cops were really good at leaping into action to catch people taking their dogs for a walk during lockdowns. Or defenseless people not wearing masks. I wonder what happened here? Huh.lol
Had a decent chat with a taxi driver last night. Pretty horrifying shit what some of these pakis have been through, really. Puts things into perspective.Gave him a nice tip on uber. Was like irl vidya.
>>523611758IndeedOverlord meeting don't be late
>A cross-party group of House of Lords Peers has tabled an amendment that would ban children in the UK from using VPNs. If passed, the government would have to enforce the restrictions within 12 months.>Under the new rules, VPN providers would be forced to verify the age of all UK users, employing "highly effective" age-assurance methods to make sure no one using the service is under 18.>The government would also be tasked with establishing a monitoring regime, including "effective enforcement" measures that would penalize non-compliant companies.>The requirements would apply to any VPN service that markets itself to UK consumers or is used by a "significant number" of people in the country.>In their explanatory note, the peers wrote: "This new clause would require the Secretary of State to take action to promote and protect children’s wellbeing, and to further support child protective measures in the Online Safety Act, by prohibiting the provision to children in the United Kingdom of VPN services which can facilitate evasion of OSA age-gating processes.">This proposal is being considered at the Report Stage of the Children's Wellbeing and Schools Bill in the House of Lords. To become law, the amendment must still be voted through both the Lords and the House of Commons.Gilded cage shrinks further.
>>523611834A mountain out of a mollhill mate. I don't want fucking terrorists and drug dealers running around with encrypted comms, fucking up shit for everybody.Why the fuck is this country aso addicted to lawlessness?
>>523611787it's not so fun when people fight back, I guess
The chinese own roombaYour house floorplans are being harvested and sold to russian agents
>>523611791Pretty horrifying that you believe what pakis say t bh.
>>523611941>Why is country so addicted to lawlessness?The online safety act will be repealed soon enough.
>>523612031operation cluttered house counterintelligence, have to leave shit lying around so the russians don't know your floorplan when they come to snatch you
>>523587380
>>523611941Stick your laws up your arse you authoritarian cunt.Nothing wrong with a bit of drugs you square.
>>523612088lol why? Grow the fuck up. People like you make me sick, desu. There's some bad apples, but the majority of refugees and migrants just wanna work hard, have families, and get ahead.Maybe if us Brits wanted to still have families, we wouldn't have to deal with all this. Can't have the cake and eat it, mate.
>>52360845643 days until 4chan is banned in the UK, you say?
>>523611791they rape their own sisters
>>523612148>ooohh look at me im a druggy>im so fucking cool>all my stories involve getting fucked upPathetic and sad. It's people like you who make migration happen. Your degenerate council estate lifestyle costs money we need to import people for, and your filthy habits mean our streets are full of mysterymen drug dealers.
>>523612148It’s what comes with it that’s the problem, the IRA funded themselves selling EEE’s back in the day.
>>523609065I drank a bottle of pink gin from aldi and the hangover was something else. Don't buy cheap spirits the distillation is always shit.
>>523608456There never is a date but tons of attempts of when you stop caring they push something complete shit through, it should be illegal to maim and strain people like this to always be on alert, because some nasty jew shit will never give up. They even used ai to make tons of complete bullshit attempts to make claims you can't realistically follow as a human being. Where is human rights groups on this one? It's what people been using being fatigued a lot of also.
>>523612195https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheffield_incest_case
Bongpocalypse when???
>>523611294he's been at it all night, was posting loads of threads about me in outer earlier again and was in kraut/pol/ accusing people of being me
>>523612215Exactly, these fucking degens think its fine to siphon £10bil/year out of the economy, then complain about terrorists and knife crime lol.
>>523612218Their knockoff Weston’s cider is absolutely lethal for hangovers and headaches. I’ve never had a hangover from Russian Standard vodka, even after caning a litre. It’s the only vodka I can drink neat, straight out of the freezer.
>>523612305And he has the gall to call others terminally online.
>>523611941I blame the Punk Rockers personally.>>523612168Shit bait that m8 but I'll let you off cos it's early, sure you'll have thought of some crackers by this afternoon
>>523612148In junkie news I saw Babyshambles other week because a mate had a spare ticket and turns out Pete's lost most of the weight, he was looking pretty cool honestly, kind of a Ska rudeboy look with suit and a trilby.
>>523612305How do you know he was in Krautpol?
>>523612306I can’t criticise, I used to be a pro legalisation guy. It just ends up fucking stuff up though. They tried legalising all drugs in Canada, it was a disaster. Overdosing, gangs, massive spike in theft. It turned the whole area into a shit hole. Their culture isn’t too different to ours so the results would be similar.
>>523611941VPNs are essential for tech work handling sensitive information and a ban would be hilarious and make this country even more of an investment wasteland than it is currently.
>>523612218>>523612347I'll stick to ale this Christmas I think, gives you a hangover but it's a predictable, familiar one that's gone by the afternoon.
>>523612168All those kids bombed in Manchester, stabbed in Southport, a small price to pay so Abdul can work hard making kebabs and driving taxis, he's a good one.
>>523612529Cocaine being illegal when every politician's openly wired off their bonce is a bit hypocritical though.
>>523611941>literal police state shithole Zomg the lawlessness!!
>>523612621Think you need to watch Adolescence lad.
>>523612710>>523612710>>523612710>>523612710
>>523612375yep>>523612519dago is a frequent there and he was accusing dago and other posters of being me, just search my name on the archive and you'll find the relevent comments
>>523612251>The defendant in the case was referred to as the "British Fritzl",[1] "The Gaffer" (a name he called himself),[2] or "Mr X."[3Pmsl at him calling himself "The Gaffer" ffs what an absolute sausage
>>523612597I bought some Kraken cherry rum for Christmas, I’ve already drunk it though. It’s nice with cherry coke but it is pretty much liquid diabetes.40g of sugar in just one can, that’s 10 sugar cubes.
>>523612763>just search my name on the archiveShan't be doing that, I've got better things to do like literally anything else kek
>>523612658They probably have the same thinking as middle class people do. “I’m not stealing for it, the chap who sells it is a very friendly fellow in a suit.”All the cash ends up in the same place though, cartels that cut people’s faces off and terrorise a whole country.
>>523587859I dunno if you're joking but that's the best fucking idea I've heard in years.
>>523609588are we finally seeing a turning point? Has the media finally started to acknowledge that islam is right wing as fuck?
>>523609588picture perfect ;)
>>523611758I don't really think about it
>>523611490need a show of force from the Army, maybe take over some hotels this timehttps://youtu.be/kPZ_jJggaPg
