This may reveal your deep-seated politics. Post results:https://www.idrlabs.com/wojak-8-scale/test.phpTake the moral-spectrum test and post results to connect morals to political archetype:https://www.idrlabs.com/moral-alignment/test.php
>>523590281what in tarnation is a yes chad
>>523591431
>>523592428My wife does the lawful evil one and it drives me crazy
I'm Giga chud
>>523592428Twist and tuck, everything else is retarded. Putting bread into the fridge is doubly retarded and reserves you a spot in front of the firing squad. That's not on the picture but had to be said anyway.
>>523590281>idrlabs>wojak testlmao
FOMO
>>523592778twist and tuck is based, but so is putting it in the fridge, you've never put bread in the fridge?
>>523592594I got into a dispute over that and quit eating bagged bread as a result.
>>523592998>eating cold breadNot everyone eats toast.
The Yes Chad movement is growing. Jews are right to be scared.
>>523592428>not leaving it completely out in the open so it dries out and lasts longerI have ascended
>>523593210>mummified breadBut now you have left the material existence.Alignment does not matter for (You) at that stage.
>>523592998Me mum likes to put toast in the fridge and let it rot there until it's nothing but mold so I have a deep resentment towards people who do that. Bread is supposed to be eaten fresh, just buy less or eat more, it's not seasonal food and there's no shortage here that would compell you to buy bread for longer storage.
>>523593157
>>523593688not sure why you @d me
>>523590281Yes, perfect score!
>>523593820>>523592945this is why anon
>>523590281I'm a lawful good chudjak
>>523592428I'm chaotic neutral but once I clear up some counter space I'll be lawful good
>>523593881I’m just right. Well balanced. Chudjak leaning but not TOO Chudjak like you incel extremists.
>>523594410>leaf flag>high soijak affinitypottery
>>523590281already knew it oop
CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD
>>523590281I got wojak
I have brain problems and I'm lawful neutral.
>>523590281I got Chaotic Neutral, followed by...
>>523594541Ayy girl, is you saving yourself for an antisocial schizoid chud who wants to kill all niggers and kikes?
>>523590281its over
>>523594660Chudjak. What does this mean, bros?
>>523593157Cope. Under every Yes Chad’s beard is a Chud/Söyjak’s weak chin. You were supposed answer the test questions honestly to gain the benefits of the exercise.
>>523590281
>>523594541Hey baby, let’s see them tittays!
>>523594678
>>523594687saar do not redeem test saar!
>>523595013bs tho im not evil, but I don't think the world is living and dancing kumbaya
>>523594673holding out for a fellow blue collar autist that hates nigs and kikes at least as much as me. feels hard to find but maybe someday
>>523590281I’m a progressive socialist and borderline communist. (if they name wasn’t associated with retards.)
>>523594393>I'm chaotic neutral but once I clear up some counter space I'll be lawful goodThat's the spirit! Give yourself a noble goal to aim for.
>>523592428twist and tuck is patrician. Nobody should be bothered to care about a dollar worth of breath more than this amount of effort..
Is it over for me?
>>523596671
chud confirmed
>>523590281CIA datamining thread.
>>523596671yes
>>523590301>>523591431>>523591685>>523592920>>523592945>>523593157Go back to redd*t>>52359267012 year old edgelord
>>523590281Nigger
>>523596859I refuse to accept this!
>>523593881I got the same.
>>523597379Basado.
>>523592428lawful neutral or chaotic neutral are the only 2 options. anything else is stupid
>>523597477I bake my own bread and use a beeswax-lined bag.I stand alone.
chaotic neutral yes chad
>>523597727what does this even means I dont even know what I am
>>523592998In Germany they have very tiny fridges in their kitchens that are only the same size as your garage fridges or dorm room fridges. Space is at a premium. This is to make room to also have a toilet in the middle of their kitchens. These are sick sick people. Don’t even try to reason with them. The jews really did a number on the poor Germans. Old school German toilets also have a poo shelf where the poo poo goes before it is flushed so they can examine their poops. Fridge temperatures in Germany can only be 2 degrees below ambient room temperature by law due to their energy crisis caused by worshipping Greta Thunberg.
>>523596988its ok anon try again>>523597575hey you and i both
You have just been data mined! lol.
>>523590281im trans btw
>>523597941>hey you and i bothIt's the only way to rise above the madness of the political arena.I grew my own wheat this year, too, taking it to the next level.
Lawful good wojak.
>>523597980HEY GUYS CHECK THIS QUESTIONEER IT HAS WOJAKS!!!WE WONT USE THOSE TO MAKE A DATABASE OF THE PEOPLE WHO USED IT!!!!YOU ARENT IN OUR HITLIST!
>>523592670I am God of the chuds
>>523598205Forgot pic
ok so now what
>>523590281>>523593881>96% ChudjakBow down to me, niggers, and tongue my anus.
>>523598104growing your own wheat is gigachad level anon that is awesomeI dont have the light or space for that now but I buy beef shares and fill the freezer so Im happy with that until I can do more >>523598152I will take the momentary dopamine rush of wojak survey in exchange for datamining its ok my agent knows I am hateful but unfortunately harmless
>>523594763Based digits
>>523590281Your gay test is broken, it called me swiss.
>>523590281Wojak, Neutral-Good
>>523599196Hi trad doomer girl, show tits.
>>523592428Why is tying a knot evil? It's better than reusing the shitty fucking clip. The second you take the clip off it probably won't have the same grip as it did when they packaged it.
>>523599999Holy shit
>>523599999handsome digits
>>523598100Behold the power of superior autistic tomboy supremacy! I got extra time for nerd activities because I don't have to dilate my pussy.
>>523594678Lowest NPC score. Not bad.
>>523592428I'm Lawful Good/ Chaotic Evil apparently
>>523593157brother. i need you to up that red, while i up my blue
>>523599999>Why is tying a knot evil?I will try my best to answer your query of Quints.It is because it creates an unnecessary impediment to others. So while it is fulfilling the conditions of the 'clipped' bag (i.e. the lawful condition), it is done in a malicious fashion.
>>523596671Are you a fem anon? Doomer girl and Soijack must have the same amount of testosterone. It is the only explanation. Also you gave too many nerd answers.
Chudjak just because I said I don't care if thousands die
>>523590281Interesting. Im a chud, psycho, chad. I do not disagree.
>>523590281I got Yes Chad and Chaotic Good.
>>523590281Well damn...
>>523601877
>>523596888checked and herbed
I am husbando material :D
Un oh, that's interesting :^)
>>523590281does this mean I am Joe Bauers?
2/2
I have no strong feelings, one way or the other.
Interesting... This is when I went for a 100% NPC score for fun. 2nd highest is Trad Wife at 60% Soijack (50%) and Yes Chad (45%) Trad Wife is apparently married to a confident NPC with hobbies.
>>523590281I am the most based man alive.
>>523590281i got Doomer Girl
Is this good or bad?
>>523590301hail zamorak bro
>>523604028also a chudjak apparently
I regard myself as mostly good but evidently I’m not quite good enough to be good.
>>523603222youre a little depressed but we could be friends
>>523592670>>523593881>>523594410>>523594606>>523594686>>523594763my brothers
>>523592428Chaotic neutral for the win!
>>523601800im less of a pyscho but more of a chad and a chud than you
>>523590301>evil for not engaging in cucked behaviorsdon't know bro this test is retarded. the dark triad test was better
>>523599999>those digitsLawful Evil confirmed as best way.I am tying a knot in that shit from now on.
>>523590281I guess there's a lot of chuds in here
>>523604285where is our leader the uberchud 100 percenter
>>523603615pretty typical results for a swede id say
>>523590281Not surpised Henlo my fellow Chuds
>>523604771>88Based chud brother
>>523603835Wojack is a great alignment don't stop believing in yourself!
>>523604862My wife is Trad Wife so apparently I won at life.
>>523590281I got 100% psycho wojak
>>523604932Brainiac wojacks are the best. When all the gray matter forms the thinking man statue. This is the most thoughtful wojack with workable ideas and solutions. He is the only one capable of leading an army of useful NPCs for the betterment of nearly everyone.
>>523590281I will say the questions weren't that great, it was a bit obvious which were for which which wojack, and they suffered from sounding like they have a correct answer, like:>I don't care if thousands of people die There's only one socially acceptable answer, which you might choose even if you are a total doomer, depending on whether you're an agreeable person or not. Also it gave me some tradwife because the obvious tradwife questions were pretty few, meaning they were weighed very heavily.
>>523592428I used all of those outside of Chaotic Evil. What does that make me?
>>523605579I get the feeling you would be drowning in chuds for your best match on dating sites.
>>523593637I buy frozen bread, now what?
>>523605563>What does that make me?Fickle.
>>523593881>>523594559>>523594559>>523594686Out of my way impure scum
>>523590281Yes.
>>523603615You have the highest soijack to NPC ratio. There is something horribly wrong here. Most NPCs don't have this many nerd hobbies.
>>523606054Yes.Hail Chaos! The 8 fold path!
Some of you motherfuckers are actually shitbags that deserve to croak.
>>523604677.Billions of ((([x]))) must turn ([y])
>>523606186Hey look at lawful stupid over here that wants people to die for (insert moral grandstanding)
>>523604141We're almost twins
>>523592428>neutral evilchecks out
>>523590281Hell yeah, datamining thread, I love those, I'm actually going to take these.
Datamine deez nuts.
>>523607002
Definitely felt the data mining good/bad goy questions.I am a cute tradwife lmao.
Im an EVIL CHUD!
>>523592428Fuck this is exactly what I do plus the tab...Tab, Twist and tuck
>>523592428How is reusing the bag clip not true neutral?
>>523607493and yeah I hate Jeets and niggers
>>523590281i always knew i was a chud
>>523606186You don’t have to be a good boy all the time Bioenergetic catharsis helps, watch this tutorial https://youtu.be/QZUo0U6v3Go?si
>>523607551Based. I'm still Chaotic Neutral so we can party as long as my shit doesn't go missing.
>>523607589This, once you play DnD for 30 years you realize after 15 Chaotic Neutral actually gives you the most flexibility. Not self serving, not willing to rat everyone out because the want to evade taxes and kill a guy.
It gave me 100% for all three on Psycho, Yes Chad, and Chudjak.
>>523607521>How is reusing the bag clip not true neutral?It is because it does not strictly follow rules (lawful) nor act impulsively (chaotic).Neither is it motivated by altruism (good) or malice (evil).
>>523590281The only metric that matters is the NPC score.Fuck I should've put 2 thumbs up on child labor.
>>523590281> tfw im more NPC than wojack
>>523590281I am 14.2% evil, 22.5% chaotic, making me true neutral.
Not a bad turnout.
>>523611073i dont fully get the %, shouldnt they add to 100% totalim not good with matheven if its implying that there is a little bit of each in all of us, shouldnt it be part of 100% total?
>nu/pol/ thirdies get data mined THIS easily
>>523611232Jokes on you, everyone ITT fakes responses to maximize basedness
>>523611232yes its very important to data mine chuds of poldata mining pol chuds makes a lot of moneysurely theyre not losing money in api cost
huh
>>523611321welcome brother True Neutral people believe in the ultimate balance of forces, and they refuse to see actions as either good or evil. True Neutral individuals do their best to avoid siding too strongly with any one force, whether that force is good or evil, lawful or chaotic. For this reason, True Neutral personalities sometimes find themselves drawn into rather peculiar alliances, friendships, and life paths. To a great extent, they side with the underdog, sometimes even changing sides as the previous loser becomes the winner. Such people often see good, evil, chaos, and laws as simply prejudices that lead to dangerous extremes. Like the Taoist masters of ancient China, they tend to believe that the universe functions best when the light and the dark, the yin and the yang, are in balance.
Holy shit, that's literally me.
>>523611501average german about to break trrue lawful
>>523592428>he doesn't vaccum seal the bag by sucking the air out and then using the clip and tuck method
What does this mean?
>>523592428>who cares, I keep my bread in the freezerWhat do I get?
>>523611501>the German used himself as reference point again>wowzers i am true neutralEventually you will get it
>>523592670I am you with less sõy
>>523611762>What do I get?freezer burn
>>523590281Wojack, trad, psycho all tied.I don't even know what that means...
>>523612068you know
>>523593688url plz
>>523592778Bread in the fridge is great. Fucking hate buying bakery bread and having it start to mold because I didn't eat the entire loaf in 3 days.
>This makes you Chudjak (83%).based
>>523590281Fuck anon. Im Chaotic Evil lolThis was great.
Its over.
>>523612532
>>523612541
>>523590281>>523612947what does this all mean
>>523592428i never do the chaotic evil part...dont have the lawful,neutral and chaotic good parts...would do them if i have ...also the lawful neutral too...would do them if i have ....but do the true,chaotic neutral and lawful and neutral evil.
>>523612970https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vLg7GAqr5GQ&pp=ygUVdGhhdCBtZWFucyB5b3UncmUgZ2F5
>>523590281im basically everything except for npc and psycho (which makes me a psycho npc)
>>523594410nigger
>>523590301neutral, as expected
>>523612947>sòy + chud + chad + tradThis forms the rare scatjak
Anyway...this test is easy to beat
>>523590281I win?
>>523590281Is this good?
>>523613259100% NPC
>>52359028167% chud, 55% chad and psycho
>>523613081no
>>523592998I wrap my bread in foil and put it in the fridge immediately after it cools from the oven. If you let it sit at room temperature it immediately starts to grows ergot fungus. Ergot contains lysergic acid amide the precursor to lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD). Refrigeration will slow the growth of the ergot and reduce the psychoactive mind control chemicals present in your bread.This practice is extremely antisemitic so don't let your friends, family or neighbours know you do this.
>>523590281Is it possible to get 100% Chudjack, I just got a 96%
I dont want to be a chudjack really
>>523590281What does it mean?
Data and IP farming thread, you all are incredibly stupid.
>>523613689Im INTP, O- blood type and have green eyes
>>523590281i just got either chudjak or psychojak after five tries
>>523613295
Fuck my life, I suppose
>>523592428Do bread boxes even work?
>>523613156wir können ja mal abhängen. dann bin ich deine süße trad maus uwu
>>523613689personality: INTJ-TIQ: 100eye colour: brown dick size: 20x6cm
>>523613759xD>Why yes, I love mass immigration and think the orange man is bad.
50% onions wtf
2chudded2care
>>523590281>Many of my romantic partners have thought that they could ‘fix me.’Shit normie testI prefer the horse and dot test. Accurate 100%
>>523597477What's wrong with neutral evil? Least effort and works
>>523606134It actually makes a lot of sense if you consider the invasion of nerd hobbies by NPCs, especially the femoids. The typical Star Wars, Marvel, Nintendo, etc faggots align to reddit.>behold, I possess no NPC DNA.
>>523590281>le online meme test will reveal x about youdon't meme yourself, memeboi
>>523614494Nerd hobbies. I am 75% soi for being too nerdy.>>523600798
If you didn't get Chudjak, Wojak, Doomer, or Psycho you shouldn't be on 4chan desu
>>523617053They are a rare type who are surrounded by nerd friends. They don't really fit into certain hobbies. Just tag along to socialize and pretend to engage. I would say only around half of nerd hobbies are compatible with NPCs because they require independent thinking to enjoy. It is very noticeable that NPCs will flock to the worst scifi and fantasy drivel and not understand the deep meaning of the well written ones. Get frustrated at building something without detailed instructions.
>>523619004
>>523619272
>>523590281Owari DA
>>523592428>tfw neutral evil
too much onions :(
>>523607763>still no one else has managed to reach 100% in all 3 categories of Psycho, Yes Chad, and ChudjakI s-elect myself as fuhrer. Like, subscribe, and follow me and you shall have your comfy vidya back after the war.
>>523620131>>523619534>>523619336>>523590281Damn the crowd here is no smarter than people doing facebook quizzes. >Which simpsons character are YOU???
>>523620528How's the weather in Tel Aviv this time of year?
>>523590301BASED
Ok I was going trying to get a Wojack outcome to see what the test says. As a woman I thought the "feels guy" Wojack is a sweet sensitive man with an occasional hobby but not too into it. I might have accidentally came across the prefect Trad Wife. What do you think boys? Enjoys hobbies with husband, obedient, not a psycho bitch, female chad, understands the world is messed up just enough to protect the family without scaring the children.
>>523599585My bro
>>523613291No >>523598100
>>523590281SHEEEITTT!
>>523592428Am I the only American who puts bread in the fridge? I heard Aussies do that but here everyone is weirded out by it
>>523592670Not being a faggot makes you a “chud” in this survey. Obvious made by a leftist
>>523621869Average trad wife. Go for a 5 or 6 man you lovely negress.
>>523590301Neutral
>>523592428Chaotic neutral
>>523605886bratko you are the chosen one
>>523590281>Datamining
>>523605886>>523622761How do you get a relatively low psychotic chad chud?
>>523619300kek
Tried "just be confident bro" when answering this. The man drowning in pussy.
>>523590281I was hoping to be tradeswife
>>523625270She likes to be clean and tidy. Has a positive caring attitude. I made the opposite mistake when I was going for a Wojack. Wojack is shy and stressed out. He is not entirely sure why but knows something is amiss.>>523621367
bump
>>523590281I'm libertarian left btw
Wojack test bad!
The weak should fear the strong
My result
I found a better test on that site.Just kidding, it's fucking gay and couples a bunch of stuff that only retards would do with "raaaycisms" like "it's okay to as a non-white co-worker if they know someone you know who is non-white." Sure, that's okay but doing so would make you a retarded woman.
I am 85% ChadAnd 96% racisthttps://www.idrlabs.com/racism-scales/test.php
>>523633162Does this average change based on how many people do the test? This might be a good way to troll these mandatory CRT tests for work and school. Make it easier for people to just hit random answers and get a pass.
>>523612167https://bannnedb.github.io/Hate-Values/
>>523630113literally me
>>523604677As your leader. I would like to tell you all to go away.
>>523594393>I'll beNo, you are stuck wherever you are forever. Nothing ever happens.>>523590281Chudjak 100 %
>own my own house>well paying job>gf who loves me>doggo who never leaves my sideFeels good to be successful and not be a miserable piece of shit like most in here
>>523592428I do LG and CN at the same time.
>>523634715proof in picrel.Hungary flag on Skiurlaub.
>>523590281I didn't expect it to be so bad...well at least I'm not an NPC
>>523635269I wanted a psycho result so I filled this also.
>>523590281Henlo Chudy Buddies
>>523630374Henlo beat fren, same same resulty
>>523590281>>523590301>>523591431Anons here, get saved. It is extremely easy to get to heaven.https://youtu.be/qME9ynKt8e4?si=fm58-iKdmü1XoGmiA
Hai.
i'm a tradwifePAUSE
I left most of the questions in the middle because I don't care.
>>523638233Anudda chudy buddy similar to mee
>>523638233
>>523635574Psychos socialize, cheat on lovers, happily embrace chaos, and hide their beliefs just enough to appear to conform. That why you are also chud and doom maxing. Incidentally every social psycho has a little NPC in them. Otherwise you are a psycho doomer.>>523629283
>>523590281Feels kinda accurate.
>>523593688
Psycho 100% what does it mean?
>>523591431it is how you address us
>>523642735Why is your screenshot darker than everyone else's? Screen Brightness doesn't impact screenshots.
>>523643269because he's a fucking psycho
>>523590281political archetypes were made obsolete by electronic voting. even prior to that they were fundamentally flawed, leftover 18th century french revolution bullshit based entirely on the metric of the left/right black or white fallacy npc manipulation system. what was even dumber was how your "team" was determined, it was based entirely on your economic preference of two incredibly jewish options, i.e. jewish capitalism, where jews control the money printer and have infinite money to purchase all the pretend competition while you have to slave your life away working for it; or the jewish nanny state where jews still control the money printer, but dont go through the charade of pretending theres competition or a "free" market, i.e. communismthe cold war was about stress testing these competing jewish systems of governance in order to determine which of them would result in the wageslaves outworking the other, in addition to which ensured their continued stranglehold over power. guess which one won?
>>523643269Fuck if I know, rarely take screenshots on my nigger phone.
>>523590281Only 46% Psycho, that test suck. I even make /x/ uncomfortable with my belief.
Mein hate mappen
>>523644185
how the fuck did the wojak test clock me as a troon?
That's normal, right? Answer wisely.
>>523644924Lulz. Time to cut your peepee.
My results>34 year old white man>Phone Fag
>>523645155Heil Psycho. TKD now?
>>523645327You have my attention. Don't waste it.
>>523645155It's okay.
>>523645526You said "you have my attention" 2 days ago also. You use this phrase a lot.Hitler actually saved India by fucking up Churchill good. But the eternal anglo and eternal kike deliberately made the worst case scenario happen out if spite. No matter, the anglo crimes will unravel the kike crimes will vindicate the reich and unravel the true history of the original Aryan homeland. Hitler knew, I'm sure
Jesus is king
>>523590281Alright feds what do you make of this about me
>>523590281Meh.
>>523646316Huh.
>>523645739>You said "you have my attention" 2 days ago also. You use this phrase a lot.No, I did not and I do not. You're one of the morons who believe every asinine thing they think because they don't distinguish between fact and assumption. You're not interesting. Go away.
>>523646316>0% onionsBased
>>523590281Goddamn it
>>523592594>>523593049All women think they are good at organizing and they're all garbage at it. The rule in my house for the dishwasher is whoever has the greatest emotional investment or sense of self righteousness for how it gets loaded is the one responsible for it. See also hairballs in the shower - hers can get fist sized and stay in the corner for months but if mine (I have long ass hair) gets tossed out to be thrown in the garbage immediately and is just knuckle sized then it becomes a domestic pissing match. Its been a decade or more and it still boggles the mind how ridiculous living with any of them is. Every millennial woman I've shared a living space with is like this too. Only the specific details vary
>>523599999Well fuck. Can't argue with quints I guess
>>523598100Same.
>>523602267Show bobs
>>523646503It may have been some other german flag then.
Lies. All my friends agree that I'm the most responsible and caring leader they know.
>>523647489Congrats on figuring that out.
>>523592428Pre-sliced packaged (((bread))) is mutt slop and isn't even bread at all, ants won't eat that shit nigga
>>523647299> All women think they are good at organizingWhat?No. They just like to nag you about being disorganized.Nagging is a female reptile brain instinct, there is nothing you can do about it.
>>523647547No, 54 search results means it was you, lulz.https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/%22you%20have%20my%20attention%22/country/DE/
>>523648174Ich hereby christenwaffen thee "You Haff Mein Attention" deutschanon
>>523646108>t. picrel
>>523591431>>523590301NEW THREAD >>523649303>>523649303>>523649303
