What causes this?
>>523672780Toxoplasma Gondii
>>523672780dogs maul people, I know a kid that lost their nose. 99% of cat "attacks" is a scratch that will go away in a week
Weak old rage bait. If you want to be an epic 4chan troll like in the 00s you need to put in the effort and come up with something original.
>>523672780Perceived threat.If the dog was a Chihuahua, people would ignore the attack.If the cat was a captive tiger, it would be put down as well.
>>523672780if a cat was really attacking you you could easily end it with a few kicks, dogs however are harder to take down, depending on the breed.
cats are weak. dogs are too but still strong enough to kill weaker humans like kids or elderly.
>>523672780why do some women enjoy eating cat feces, anon?
>>523672780cats are literally women.
>>523672780If the c0t bites me, I beat them up. Same for the pupper. I leave em a black eye if they even dare bark at me
>>523672780I have never seen a cat attack someone.
>>523672972>>523673048/thread
>>523673215They've attacked me they're sneaky sons of bitches
>>523672780A dog can literally kill you with a bite, if a cat managed to bite you hard enough to pierce to your muscle you must be some kind of cripple to not be able to slap the thing away easily.Also trim your cat's claws you lazy pieces of shit.
>>523672780Cats are divine creatures. This has been understood since at least Egyptian times.
>>523672780The reason for this difference is that cats are enlightened pure of heart beings and if one attacks you it means you are an inherently bad person, whereas dogs are evil beasts who only exist to satisfy the demiurge's lust for suffering.
There's nothing more brown-coded than seething about cats.
>>523672780cats who bite are also quarantined at the vet for 12 days to check for rabies.even your pets need to have this done if they bite you deep enough for no reason
>>523672780>Nigger attacks person
I can't understand cat lovers. They're ungrateful, arrogant, unfaithful creatures
most male cat owners are homosexual/brown
>>523673497They're ungrateful, arrogant, and unfaithful to you, because you are reprobate.
>>523673497they all have their own personalities, I've definitely had cats that are very loving
>>523672780because dogs have killed people they're niggers compared to cats
>>523673544No I'm not. They're nasty creatures are evil incarnate. Their eyes don't deceive me and that's what makes them mad. I'm good, but I can't say the same about them.
>>523672780cats are based
>>523673656'Only met one cat that's been loving to me. The rest are opportunist rapscallions. I used to emulate fight club with the neighborhood cats
>>523672780my ex gf's ginger cat left a giant scratch on my leg that burned like hell for a bit. Fuck those weird picky neurotic creatures, its food tastes would change every meal too
>>523673390didnt even know about her thanks for the read
>>523672780Cats are gods, dogs are subhumans that are white foids sex toys we should put all of them out of misery.
>>523672780do cats maul babies?
>>523673258>>523673318so many costa ricans being slashed and attacked by evil cats. Praying for you
>>523674038yeah, uniroinically they will use a baby's soft head as a launchpad to jump across the room
>>523673390I'm black and it only feels right to feel hostility towards them. They're evil and no one believes me
>>523672780Lost
>>523672898fpbp
>>523674052Appreciate it
>>523674183I believe you. I know someone who is good like a saint on earth and she never liked cats at all. Dogs a bit more tolerable but still no. But cats no way
>>523672780good luck catching the fucking thing.
>>523672780Now do one with brown people
>>523672898Fpbp
>>523673048that's not perceived threat, its actual threat
>>523672780Lol I was just thinking this. My dog is based on doesn't bite. The most he'll do is bark and run away from strangers. Cats are assholes and generally bite and scratch as a rule.
>>523674158lmao
As I've grown up I see more and more that animals don't like brown people. It's like they see on a different spectrum and the color appears as 'not safe'.
>>523672898fpbp, cat "people" are no longer people. they are no better than the fags with their ass worms
>>523673318you cant trim claws, they grow in layers outwards not length ways. they’re also retractable so of a cat has claws out it wants to hurt you. my puss puss always has her claws in when we playfight. my dog however has longer than average claws she wears down on walks and will do more damage messing about.
>>523674367very true. they can react to a snake strike faster than a snake can strike. its fucking amazing to watch
>>523673994You're on /pol/ and you haven't even heard about The Lightning and The Sun?
>>523676624What are you talking about? My cat lived outside for most of his life so he is used to playing rough so I have to. You can absolutely trim the tip of their claws and blunt them with no issue, they grow back fast too.
>>523672898>>523672780Kek
>>523673122True>>523672780If a cat violently attacks it will also be putvto sleep
>>523676831Forgot pic
>>523673497My cats are dumb fucks that can't give anything back but their love, and besides the black beefy boy I had to earn it. They stay close if I'm sick. They play games with me. They scare away ghosts and mice. Cats are based, you're just looking for immediate gratification from an animal. Therefore, only a dog will do.
Because cats cannot become fully domesticated. Even a house cat will always have that streak of the wild in it. You can domesticate dogs.
>>523676831>i trim my cats clawsyou vile, cruel piece of shit.
>>523672780Because cats are the female pet. Hence Fe-line and Fe-male. They exihibit irrational behavior like women and have literal mood swings. Women and the pets that resemble their innerselves must be protecte. Meanwhile Men and their "best friend" can be used as work horse slaves and be done away with once they've served their purpose or done wrong according to soiciety.
>>523677192Trimming their claws causes exactly 0 harm you woman.
>>523677036theres a video on youtube where a guy made a pad with many buttons that when pressed say a word and has taught his cats to talk to him.
>>523677224>fe-lineyea, ca-nine is the masculine…
>>523677236>if i take away their claws it causes no harmbet you’re pro circumcision too
>>523676624You can trim them but avoid the "quick" where the blood vessels and nerves are located.
>>523677192Don't be retarded, you can clip cat claws just like human nails. In fact, toenail clippers work infinitely better than those shitty ones like shown in >>523676970 which tend to overpressure the nails and cause pain from pulling 2 opposite ways at once.I switched to normal toe clippers and my cat is fine with it. Only need to do it like once every 2-3 months.You're talking about "declawing" cats which removes the whole claw. Clipping/trimming claws is the same as clipping your nails which is different.
>>523677306>>if i take away their clawsWhere did I say that? You dumb piece of shit. Trimming their claws is not declawing them, do you remove your entire finger when you cut your nails?
>>523677224Cats kill mice and other rodents. Not only that cats keep anyway bad spirits, like you.
>pick up a grumpy tabby>lose three drops of blood>walk across the street from a smiling pit bull>lose larynx
>>523677382>clipping cats claws isnt cutting iff their clawstaking the point off a knife makes it a stick. you are a piece o shit animal abusing cunt. i see you said youre black so it makes sense. i wish i could save your cat, scumbag cunt.
>>523677319>>523677370>its ok to cut the cats clawsyou lot are fucking sick. pro circumcising cunts that get scared by cats claws. fucing faggot pussy faggots id batter you if you were my friends
>>523677370also, cats clip their own claws if you let them. they remove the puter sheaths. just leave them alone you cunts. dicks like you killed most of the bison or buffalo back in the day
>>523677676You need to be gassed you spastic, hysterical faggot.
>>523677676You are actually a hysteric woman holy shit. Trimming them is for their own good if they are house cats because they can get caught on carpets or just cloth in general which can cause even more harm.
>>523677847>White people should be gassed for caring about animal rightsanother kike/pakibjeet/nigger enters the thread
>>523677897>nigger says some nigger shitfuck off, nigger.>for their own good>they get stuck on carpets mad, in 30 years ive never had any of my cats stuck in the carpet. you’re just reaching now to justify your disgusting habits
>>523673122Except more predictable
>>523672898This is a misconception. If cats are exposed, they only have it once in their life. After that, antibodies prevent reinfection. Same for people - infection is very dangerous for pregnant women who have never been exposed, but if antibodies are present, no big deal.
>>523672780Dogs and cats are old news. Being attacked by some mystery meat goblin is what you should be worried about nowadays
>>523672972I've never had a dog maul me or seen it in person. Ive seen a dog have to be put down after it bit teen [only 1 tooth spot broke the skin] when they were beating on another kid. I've seen two different cats from two different people leave scars on someone's leg and arm from them. Fuck off. Don't let those cat worms in your brain anymore than they are
>>523678127it's actually an even dumber misconception that some friendless faggots came up with that basically boils down to>cat owners are being mind controlled by cat poop
>>523677553>pick up a grumpy tabby>lose both eyes>walk across the street from a smiling pit bull>lose larynxFTFY
>>523673050And a cat isn’t going to lock its jaw down on you with hundreds of ft-lbs of pressure refusing to let go.Cats attacks are usually always defensive. A cat is rarely ever running full sprint towards you to attack you. It’s usually you approaching the cat and ignoring the obvious signs it doesn’t want you fucking with it.A dog will guard its territory or perceived territory with lethality. Dog doesn’t know you? Might maul you with severe bleeding. Cat doesn’t know you? It’s keeping its distance.
>>523672898underrated
>>523677898Your whiteness was cancelled out by your fervent adherence to slave morality. Gangrenous tissue must be purged, regardless of its origin.
>>523677036I can't own dogs the neighbors complain and try to poison them. My sister also brought a fat cat home and the fiend is very ungrateful and malicious. He doesn't give me love he gives me the claw, the fang and the pain
Based cataryan.
>>523677676>I see you said youre black so it makes sense.You got confused that's not me that's another Costa rican. My sister doesn't let me trim her cat nails
>>523672898this, they're fuggin pluribus people
>>523672780Cats are basically women, they can do no wrong and they spread diseases to white people so jews love them.
>>523672898Thread's done
>>523672780I hate cats, cat ladies and faggots who own cats, if you like cats you are my enemy.But cmon dude, my york could do more damage than a cat, dogs take chunks of your arm, when all a cat can do is some pussy scars and a faggy vampiric bite.Also dogs are for men and cats are for women, never sern a cat owner that does not look like some beta who talks softly lol.Also another reason to love dogs, jews hate then, eating pork chops and owning a cat is like garlic to jews.Also if i ever find a gf one day i will get the biggest dog i can find so he c
>>523672780Basically pic related. The thing about cats is that they're small and have a face similar to an infant, so really dumb people absolutely love them. I like cats too but now to a retarded level.
>>523679575Meow, baby
catfags on plebbit all look like self harm emos because their limbs are covered in cat scratches. Cat owners look like they go thru razor wire every day LOL
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