>Scott Adams, ‘Dilbert creator,' paralyzed below waist in medical emergency>Scott Adams says tumour caused paralysis, begins radiation treatment >In a sobering personal health update, Scott Adams, revealed he is paralyzed below the waist and is undergoing emergency treatment for a tumour near his spine.>The 67-year-old’s announcement came via his online channel where he shared the grim diagnosis with his audience.>Adams stated, “I am paralyzed below the waist. I can’t move any muscles. I don't have feeling, just can’t move any muscles.”>The creator of the iconic Dilbert comic strip described the condition as having worsened dramatically in recent days.>Updating on his health, he further shared, “Haven’t pooped in 4-5 days and lost all ability to control my lower body since yesterday. I don’t know if this is permanent or if it is growing.”>“I don't know if the cancer or the constipation has caused the paralysis,” he added. >Adams also explained that he has a “pesky tumour” around his spine.>“The solution is to ambulance me to a facility to get radiated. They’re gonna try to radiate that tumour,” he said, expressing hope that successful treatment could help him return home.>Adam’s satirical take on corporate life made Dilbert a global phenomenon in the 1990s and 2000s. >However, he faced major professional turmoil in recent years.>In February 2023, various newspaper and his distributor dropped Dilbert after he made racial comments on his show Real Coffee with Scott Adams.https://www.geo.tv/latest/639227-scott-adams-dilbert-creator-paralyzed-below-waist-in-medical-emergencyI guess the horse paste didn't work. Why are chuds so hell bent on killing themselves? He'd probably be fine if he had an actual doctor sort his shit out sooner.
Good. Rot in hell you bald faggot.
>>523673999i heard he came down with TDS
>>523673999Imagine the smell of the 3-week-old turd when he dies and shits himself
Has anyone told him to try Ivermectin?
>>523673999dont care..
>>523674107It's probably impacted and won't pass naturally. Whoever embalms him is gonna have to pressure wash it out.
>>523673999Capsaicin is the cure
if he's been on opioids for a while now, he's never gonna poop again
>>523673999Vax status?
>>523673999>Clott "You Were Accidentally Right About the Hoaxvirus Vax" Adams
>>523674490
>>523673999He's a MIGA faggot but I don't wish this on anyone. May he heal
>>523674506I'll assume for fun you're actually asking.Clott Adams was SUPER DUPER all-in TDS tier shilling for the clotshots, only to later grudgingly say people were accidentally right about the clotshots for the wrong reasons only after incontrovertible proof of vax injuries was shownhe's a living (not for long) example of "no refunds"
>>523673999so ,this is the effects of the vax
He still won't admit he was wrong lol
>>523673999Healthy patriotic millionaire takes the vax; gets turbo cancer. Paralyzed below the waist down. Many such cases, Sad
He probably gardened too much
>>523673999
>>523674490>>523674518I always knew eating spicy food daily, always with running nose was good for my healthgonna peppermaxx even harder now
>>523675370Eat jalapeños and garlic daily.
Has Scott tried going to a doctor in India? He says he loves Indians more than white people, he should seek treatment there.
>>523675424look into the terpenes in garlic, then look into those terpenes in weed strains. then actually give aromatherapy a read with an open mind, then go back to terpenes
>>523675424I eat around ~12.5 grams raw weight of garlic daily. Cooked slightly but still mostly raw. I actually ran out of garlic and are in the misfortune of having to use powder with absolutely zero taste or kick.
>>523673999all he had to do was eat a no added fat vegan diet. Animal protein and dairy/eggs in particular are very bad for your prostate. Your testosterone is supposed to reduce as you age, the last hunter gather populations have half to a third the test of amerifats and zero prostate cancer.
>>523674590He did call niggers bad people one time and was cancelled because of it so I think he should get some points for that to.
>>523673999S
>>523675273https://www.npr.org/2023/02/26/1159580425/newspapers-have-dropped-the-dilbert-comic-strip-after-a-racist-rant-by-its-creatHe's based at heart I think but he was really really wrong about covid and should have listened to us since we're always right
>>523675745Face wall
>>523673999accidentally right, retard.>chances of dying>0%
vax status?
he died because he got the unnecessary vaccine and skipped the necessary prostate examination post 50
>>523673999Trump supporters not doing very good lately, KEK!>>523674490Yay, a retarded cure, that will simply just work guys>>523676048Christianity status? These christcucks have a cringe habit of dying horrible painful deaths.
What if he's actually faking it? What if he's pulling a Niko Avocado as some desperate form of saving what little face he has left with one last "gotcha"?
>>523673999It is very common nowadays... unfortunately...
>>523673999>I guess the horse paste didn't work. Why are chuds so hell bent on killing themselves?he didn't take the horse paste, he took the clot shot.We both knew that though didn't we mr.glowiebaitnigger thread maker.sage or you're gay below this post._______
>>523673999Clot Adams soon to be Plot Adams
>>523673999chlorine dioxide
>you were right, but only by accident, therefore I win. ACK--
Penis status bros?
>>523673999SIX SEVEN
>>523673999He took the experimental injection and got a random result. As expected. Should have just boosted his immune system naturally.
>>523673999Poor vaxxie. Remember all the shilling this asshole did for the vax? I do. Fuck him.
>>523674514Yep. I remember that too. Fuck this guy.
>>523673999Goddamn getting old and dying is so humiliating
>>523676309I could believe this. Scott pretended he couldn't go upstairs during covid.
>>523675370I downed a bottle of scorpion pepper hot sauce and ghost pepper hot sauce one night and my shit was black the next day. I felt fucking great. It's like it burned something out of me. Scorpion pepper tastes like sweet ketchup once you get used to that heat level. Disgusting.
>>523673999RIP scott adams. I honestly loved his comics. Not calvin and hobbes good, but a classic. The tv show was good too. :..(
>>523674830Yes, Many such cases, SAD
>>523673999SEND HIM YOUR ENERGY BROS
>>523674490Then why do Hispanics have higher rates of liver, stomach and colon cancer when they eat more peppers than any other race ? Sounds like the stomach and colon would directly benefit from the magic anti-cancer properties you claim peppers have.
>>523676309he appears to be dying. people (and animals) get a certain look and he has it.
>>523673999it's funny how as soon as he became a nazi racist his health took a massive shit decline , almost like a punishment from God ,
>>523674590His "accidentally right" thing was correct and important thoughThere is no difference between being wrong and being accidentally right
>>523674506kek
>>523673999no refunds
>>523674490spicy anus bros we are so back
>>523673999Well at least he didn't get the sniffles
>>523673999At least he warned us to stay away from niggers. RIP dil man
>>523673999No kids no wife just alone bitter maga. This is right wingers on pol in a nutshell.
>>523675100nah he got hit with the referee whistle
>>523674107Kinda disturbing that the first thing you think about when seeing a story about an old man is whats going on im his anus
>>523673999that sucksDilbert was a great comic
Didn't rfk give him the special drugs
That's terrible. I hope is doctors manage to be "accidentally correct" and aren't the sort to make mistakes in treatment where there pride makes them refuse to acknowledge it.
>>523674490can you get organic pepper spray? Asking for a friend
>>523678268No rightwingers have normal fertility around 2.0Leftwing has close to 1.0, maybe less by now
>>523678327Scott asked for some rare drug and rfk responded with "call me I'd like to hook you up"
He might've been an asshole and a shill for vaccines, but I still hope he gets better. No one deserves this shit.
Saying a prayer for you Scott, no one deserves fucking cancer and the government/big pharma probably has the cure locked away somewhere as treatment is more profitable than 'cure'
>>523673999Checked.
>>523674490I knew /pol/ had tge cure for cancer, finally it's revealed
>>523673999>>523674048Wasn't clott Adams seething at purebloods and demanding our murder?
>>523679231Kek
>>523677254Vaxxed
>>523673999Pretty soon it will be "No Coffee with Scot Adams" every day
>>523677780Because they eat cured meats and non rendered fats
>>523673999Didn't he get diagnosed earlier this year and predicted he had until the summer?
>>523674173He allegedly tried for a week and then said it doesn't work.>>523681024no he didn't go that far.he's like the dumbass who took the vax and died in a movie to me. seems scripted
>>523673999scott adams is paralyzed below the waist. But for me, it is Tuesday
>>523677412No. Broadcasting your every complication is humiliating.
>>523673999There's no fixing this.
>>523687670Lmao
>>523683753Then in theory we wouldn't have cancer because we cook with lard, tallow, lots of spice and fresh meat.Yet we have, truth is cancer comes from everywhere and all the time, problem is the body not being able to regenerate the cells properly at one point.
>>523681024I remember he said something like "oh you guys guessed right, congrats" or something like that. He was clearly salty after people told him he made the wrong choice.
>>523687577>tried for a weekmust not want to live that badly with that kind of effort
>>523673999THAT MEANS IT'S WORKING!!!!
>>52367399920 bucks says kikes have hidden irradiated material within his house and that is why he is growing tumors all over
>>523673999Fellas. At that point, I would exit this earth. He still is able to use his arms. Imagine being fully paralyzed. Fuck, man. Yeah, its time to exit.
>>523687954Vaxxie cope level 9000
The vax and cancer don't mix well at all.
>>523687827>be hesitant to take the rushed untested vaccine during a time of mass hysteria>L-lucky guess!kek what a cope
feel bad for him, normies never learn til its too late to become anon. on the bright side>tumors/canceras hoodoo as it sounds, its been well known for a long time that tumors centralize nearest a blocked chakra. doubt a 60yr old has sexuality repressions which rules out root and crown. sacral and third eye also low odds since dilbert bro did roll back on his vax advice. which leads us to solar plexus and throat - dilbert bro did spew filthy lies out his fat mouth at antivaxers which inevitably convinced some normies to vax up. the inversed karmic cost thus being a perma block on his solar plexus, resulting in a tumor and paralysis. sad. >my best adviceacknowledge your sins that deceived innocents and forgive yourself for making the wrong decision - to get vaxxed. solar plexus issues are always an inability to derive self confidence/pride based on prior actions. dilbert bro lost his self image and redpilled hisself, not one of us but coulda been. forgive n grow boys, o7
>>523673999>I guess the horse paste didn't work.he literally was for the poke, but you knew that
>>523674506He only had to listen, many such cases.
>>523673999THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T GET YOUR 77TH BOOSTER!!!
>>523687577>>523687827I remember the "you guessed right" and "accidentally right" cope, but I'm sure I remember him saying we should be kicked out of society, sent to concentration camps, etc
>>523673999>guy whines that his wife won't fuck him when she says she has cancer>this happenslol
Has he renounced his bad takes while he can still speak? has he at least called out Trump for being on the Epstein list?
>>523673999is the vax finally working?
>>523677780>Then why do HispanicsBeing Hispanic is not a proxy for eating peppers, retard. You can't rule out the fact that they have low tolerance to alchol and drink too much as the cause. The southwest, the area with the highest consumption of peppers across racial groups also has lower cancer rates.Epidemiological studies are interesting for suggesting a possible area of research but ultimately don't mean shit. You sound like a retarded pharma shill.
>>523677888I'd say the difference is one is dying of gigacancer while the other is not
Im probably going to get cancer at a mich younger age with much less money and comfort. He should be thankful for a good life.
>>523673999Turbocancer from the vax... rough!
>>523673999>someone somewhere gets cancer at 60+ as half of the people over the world due to shitty conditions we live in and shit we consume.IT WAS VAX!!!!!
>>523673999Has he admitted we were right?>>523689164If there was anything damning on Trump he would've been done for. He knew their game and played a version of it. Now we get to see the under belly of the Beast. Not anyone's fault that most men think with the little head.
>>523673999Checked This guy is the most insufferable of all the boosted.No, people did not get it right by accident. We saw that an untested medication, one that literally repurposed your cells, turning them into manufacturing plants for a piece of a virus, itself toxic, was IMPOSSIBLE to declare safe, and sounded like an extremely bad idea anyway, especially considering the virus was killing predominantly old and sick people. That's not to mention it was being manufactured by a company who had received the biggest corporate fine in history, for being lying, manipulative cunts.He guzzled the kool-aid, shouted down anyone who raised any of the points I have just made, and now he is dying a slow, 'inexplicable' death, and still refusing to admit he was a blinkered fool, and that is putting it as politely as I can.
>>523690641He has said we were right, but not because we used critical thinking, but because nobody knew what was going on, so some people would guess right, and the anti-vaxers were just lucky in their guess.An insufferable cunt, 'till the end.
>>523674490I actually pour hot sauce up my ass for this reason
>>523674490ROS causes aging
>>523673999>I guess the horse paste didn't work. Why are chuds so hell bent on killing themselves? He'd probably be fine if he had an actual doctor sort his shit out soonerShut up, kike. That bald retard got vaxxed.
>>523673999checked, cowardice kills>boosted 4x>noooo loads of old men get prostate cancer!!sure, whatever, at least he helped normies and surface level redpillers notice niggers, not a nothing I guess so take the easy way out old man and rip.
>>523673999This cancer is definitely the result of something Scott Adams did or did not do. If he did things differently he would not have this cancer.
>>523673999Tragic. I liked the little smart but cynical dog even though it was likely his self-insert since it was voiced by George Constanza.
>>523692571Moreover if you don't do or fail to do the thing Scott Adams did or failed to do then cancer will not befall you. You are safe from calamity. Rest assured.
I, for one, hope and pray that Scott recovers from his illness. Also, I hope and pray that the rest of the posters in this thread are forced to endure penance for their comments.
>>523673999Do you remember how Norm MacDonald handled his cancer? Like a man. This is how a pussy handles it, needing everyone to mourn him like a bitch.
>>523673999he got hit with the midwit karma rebound after defending the clot shot for so long.
>>523674518Yeah, it also cleans out your pores as the sweat glands go into overdrive trying to expel what it thinks is the body being attacked.
>>523673999>>523673999>>523673999GOOD FUCK THIS STUPID BOOMER INCEL YOU SIDED WITH GLOBALHOMO, FAGGOT BOOMCEL
>>523674375> Americans embald their deathSavages
>>523673999This is sad, and you zoomie retards don't realize this is going to be you too some day. Most of you are vax cattle.
>>523673999Hope he gets better.
>>523692536Some guilt is so strong it will eat away at your body.>>523692993Bonus points if Scott turns religious and turns to prayer at the last minute
>>523674590The vax was made under Trump and Biden took credit for it only to quietly kick it back to Trump when all the "sudden" deaths started happening. Literally the only reason Trump is in office is so he can answer for this shit and he isn't even willing to admit he was wrong.
>>523679231
>>523690948Part of me feels sympathy, part of me remembers the tens of thousands of people he personally persuaded to take the clot shot.>Live by the persuasion, die by the persuasion
>>523677888I'd call it obviously right though
>>523674490>it's real
>>523673999People told him not to get the shot. He didn't listen.
>>523677888Not taking it means I wasn't a pathetic little pussy like you to take an untested MRNA gene therapy for a donut
>>523676309>see I told you it was harmless!I gotta say even if it is I have suffered no consequence from not taking the shot at all. I'm sure it's probably in the air or in food or some shit but I never needed it.
>>523675723Eating raw garlic is the unhealthiest thing you can do.
>>523695057>he personally persuadedProof of this one. I like Scott he's simply a victim of cognitive dissonance and vaxx turbo cancerHe may reach it before he dies
Is he booooosted?
>>523695556>I like Scott he's simply a victim of cognitive dissonanceMuch like Jordan Peterson, people espounding profound wisdom often can't follow their own good advicehttps://www.iheart.com/content/2017-08-21-scott-adams-how-to-know-youre-in-a-mass-hysteria-bubble/>>523695156>People told him not to get the shot. He didn't listen.If Scott didn't live in the echo chamber of San Francisco he'd probably be at the gym right now.
>>523674107Nurses dig shit out of patients all the time.
>>523677888Correct, checked.
>>523676202>necessary prostate examinationnope, not letting some faggot put his finger in my ass. fuck off with that right now. i'm 51 btw.
>>523677888>There is no difference between being wrong and being accidentally rightAre you retarded?
>>523697427 >>523677888Explain it to me like I got the vaccine for a free donut
>>523695556Let me tell you about a man named Goebbels
>>523697692all I got was a jelly bean
So clotty is now really clottyGot it
>>523698757Scott took the shot and now's got a clot.Maybe the pot put his brain in a knot?With reflective thought he now sees what he wroughtHoping for health and safety he soughtBut one grave mistake will make it for naught.
>>523699097Yeah nice one bot
>>523697404>totally not gay>wont even let the doctor examine him>so straight he'd rather die of prostate or colon cancerYoure doing great things for your family tree Mr. Straight-Not-Gay
>>523699248>Memeflag too vaxxed to rhyme properly>>523698387found it
>>523698387Was that type of test involved in getting it ?
>>523677780They also pig out on sneed oils and microplastic laced cheap lard.
>>523699417Man. The fucking way they want to quietly sweep this shit away. We truly haven't begun to recover from those two years
>>523699417>6 stupifying fagging posts iitnot vaxxed either so you can stop being a gay af foidmind
>>523699825>trusting a memeflag to be honestIt would hold more weight if you didn't have something to hide.
>>523677780Hispanics have even worse habits and quality food than Americans do.
>>523699983>ok you got meI'm a dirty child molesting jew who drinks children's blood and rapes babies. But I sure do love letting my rabbi fuck me like a little bitch in my prolapsed gay porn looking pooper, reminds me so fondly of my childhood and regular rapingsMy favorite part of any week is when I get fresh foreskins delivered to my house, freshly chewed off and totts kosher, and I also lying about anything and everything. I celebrate when jidf pay my invoices on time because like most dishonest jews they don't keep their word and try to wriggle out of payment for a fair days subversion work for a fair days shekelI also let niggers tongue my anus. hopefully my collection of gay tranny jewish boyfriends never find out because they hate it when I spread the gift of AIDS
>>523673999R.I.P
>>523673999Vaxx status?
Dilbert was cool. I feel bad for him.Look at this jewelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8vHhgh6oM0
>>523700453>But I sure do love letting my rabbi fuck me like a little bitch in my prolapsed gay porn looking pooper, reminds me so fondly of my childhood and regular rapingsFlag checks out
>>523673999>I guess the horse paste didn't work. According to Makis, whom he publicly called a quack, he stopped the IVM+fem after a month.Just FYI
>>523675273Some men are just unlucky in choice and action.
>>523700577Might still live 2-3 years before cancer reach vital organs.
>>523673999his redempion arc was great
>>523692002I'll keep that in mind when I'm dying of cancer you fucking idiot
>>523673999i remember watching a video he did years ago in 2017 where he was talking about manifesting things or some shit like that, like hypnotizing yourself to believe certain shit. and he said he doesn't even like to use the word "cancer" or even think about cancer or read articles about people getting cancer so that it doesn't increase his odds of developing it. i guess it didn't work
>>523673999>Black people say they hate white people and will hurt them>Adams advises white people to stay away from black people>"He's a racist!"
>>523677780>Tacos made with Lard>Tamales made with Lard>Beans made with Lard>Pork skins made with Lard>Corn made with Mayonnaise >Donuts made with Lard>Everything else with a truckload of sugarEvery fucking beaner, including the children, I see daily looks overweight as fuck like they only can buy oreos and sodas with their food stamps. I see the little goblin women and think someone has to fuck that and now I know why the men are constantly drunk
>>523673999>The boomer must cling on to life at all costs, 'My wealth will save me, I'm famous after all, I can never be wrong'
>>523702400well, yeah!racizom is when, by merely existing, we remind shitskins how much they're inferior, which makes them sad and uppity
>>523695362That's funny.I had been a sickly child most of my life, getting sick easy, not recovering fast enough, no energy, depression.Start eating raw garlic daily and everything flips, never get sick anymore, full of energy all the time.So go fuck yourself, you piece of shit.
>>523699417took the blue pill
Wasn't Trump supposed to hook him up with some experimental anti-cancer drug? Or was it another TACO moment?Cancer is a bitch that I wouldn't wish on another, so I hope he gets the treatment to survive a little bit more. Or get access to euthanasia if the pain becomes unbearable.
>>523702937I want to know this as well, rfk specifically said he'd handle it
>>523702816My father-in-law does this just because he loves raw garlic. He's also an alcoholic chain smoker. He never gets sick, and he's outlived many of his "healthy" friends.
>>523702937>trump makes promise>immediately pulls up the ladder>laughsHoly fucking BASED. Clotty is guaranteed fucked lmao
>>523702937>TACO moment?Being this fucking ass blastedkek3+ years to go faggot
This bullshitter has been caught lying so many times that I'm not even going to believe he has cancer until a reputable source announces he's dead
>>52367399967
>>523691561Remember to cut it with bourbon for based buttchugmaxxing
>>523673999Womp womp someone didn't watch sseth's cancer lecture. Hyperthermia is the way to go.
>>523677780pic rel
I told him he was going to develop turbo ass cancer from the vax and he blocked me.
>>523687827>y-you were just accidentally right>ignores all the threads on /pol/ as "conspiracy drivel/pol/ is always right, never forget it, it could save your life
There's nothing more gay and liberal than documenting your 'cancer journey' for the world to see.
>>523673999>I guess the horse paste didn't work. Why are chuds so hell bent on killing themselves? He'd probably be fine if he had an actual doctor sort his shit out sooner.No, ivermectin will NOT counteract the gene modification weapon that you injected yourselves with.Thanks for playing.NO REFUNDS.
