Le "this would be the perfect job for womemes because of their maternal instinct to tell children bedtime stories". A company is offering $274k for a lead position, chuds need not apply.
>>523683876Some CEOs need to be fired.
>>523683876I dislike useless, arrogant, shitty fucking women more than average as well anon but narrative psychology is grand and useful.Don't complain. Don't explain. Just rape em & leave.
>>523683876>companies are desperately inventing bullshit job titles to hand women do-nothing jobs to avoid discrimination lawsuitsFtfy
>>523683876men wrote all the stories worth telling
>>523684371yeh cos AI just wiped out 90% of HR jobs
>>523684602I fucken wish
>>523683876More manipulation and amateur social engineering from spent and unproductive monsters.
>>523683930A good storyteller tells stories for the sake of the story. It might be to impress, or for fun, or to convey some moral. It's never to shill some corporate agenda though. That's sort of the anti-thesis to telling a good story.So this job is inherently impossible, and that's not even going into all the oratory skills like confidence and timing and subtlety and all the other shit that no jeet/blue haired diversity hire is ever going to have.
>>523684492Yet the biggest fantasy book series of our lifetime was written by a woman.
>>523684786If you're talking about Harry Popper, that was written by committee, like all other "define the generation" anglo literature has been since the 1700s.
>>523684602These "jobs" can be wiped out without AI, just fire them lol
>>523683876This isn’t HR 2.0, this is something much simpler. It’s just the company hypeman, for when the CEO isn’t enough like Musk or Sam. Their job is just to promise everything and funnel retard investor money. They are called storytellers because they tell bullshit stories about how their company will revolutionise everything. The reason why it looks like bullshit woman job is because the article was written by some retarded bot.
>>523684786Imagine thinking it wasn't made by the British deep state but some single mom. You dumb clown just tell for storytelling.
Oldfag here. Been here since 2015.What is this thread? The quality of threads has been getting worse in recent years.
>>523684949It's called Tavistock institute btw
>>523683876I'm applying right now.
>>523684786Poor fag, I wish I still had the illusions of the world present to keep me warm at night. How old are you?
>>523683876>Companies>NarrativeIn management consulting, the first decade was all about how "millennials can't be sold or advertised to" and then the Jews at the record labels noticed that if they seeded limewire and other p2p (Paramore), or posted low quality video/audio to YouTube in black and white (Civil Wars) with their shit and signed them to faux-indie labels (Fueled by Ramen) controlled by the big labels, then millennials would buy the shit because they / we hated the slop. Then they applied this method to politics + shoes and other trash they wanted to peddle and did the same with everything else imaginable and turned everyone back towards the slop we wanted no part of to begin with. You don't hate them enough
>>523685099Yeah this dude being a Jew was obvious from day one. It'll be more obvious when he's given a cell next bankman fried in resort prison
>>523684786The bible was written by dudes, fingolian.
>>523685413Same with "indie" games.
>>523683876>because of their maternal instinct to tell children bedtime storieswutthat's not a thing
>>523685413>>Companies>>Narrative>In management consulting, the first decade was all about how "millennials can't be sold or advertised to" and then the Jews at the record labels noticed that if they seeded limewire and other p2p (Paramore), or posted low quality video/audio to YouTube in black and white (Civil Wars) with their shit and signed them to faux-indie labels (Fueled by Ramen) controlled by the big labels, then millennials would buy the shit because they / we hated the slop. Then they applied this method to politics + shoes and other trash they wanted to peddle and did the same with everything else imaginable and turned everyone back towards the slop we wanted no part of to begin with. You don't hate them enoughinteresting
>>523684786A woman wrote The Bible?!
>>523684492Frankenstein
>>523685588this. dad always initiates that shit. it's one of many reasons why single moms are a plague
>>523684827they're afraid if they do they would get sued for gender discrimination. also they would lose blackrocks investment and become untouchable for institutional investment due to not meeting esg quotas. but they don't want to replace their important jobs with women because they need that work to be done. so the women daycare lazy girl jobs are necessary. and if ai is replacing them in hr they're going to have to play a game where they try and invent new bullshit jobs to put women in at a rate faster than ai can replace them.
>>523683876fake job listings so someone’s cousin or hot friend-with-benefits can get a do-nothing job, that’s all this is
>>523683876Ffs no i just completed the mandatory 1 hour anti-bribery training going over complicated storified import/export cases that are completely irrelevant for my role.We do need more people making campfires indoors though.
>>523684818>ike all other "define the generation" anglo literature has been since the 1700s.ElaborateYou mean Alice in Wonderland -> Orphic Circle ?What about Shakespeare ? Same tradition ?
>>523686697I'm sure we'll see spiritual consultants in big corporations in our lifetime.
>>523683876I have this skillset. I hate the corporate world with a passion but I could totally do this. Should I see if I can land one of these gigs, anons?
>>523683876some people just cannot into a logical and engaging argument and will ramble on and meander all over the fucking place or just waste your time saying nothing across a 45 slide presentationi spent years doing jury trials and plebs would literally fall asleep from so-called senior counsels getting paid $10,000AUD a day to show up at some criminals trial. they could simply not present evidence in a way that would engage them and have them listen intentlyi always remember sam hyde's axiom: "TELL THEM A FUCKING STORY"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD2gXY4piF4
>>523683876A "storyteller" is just another fancy name for a salesman, since it involves you selling a narrative to someone.Sounds like jews would be amazing at this, since they're the used-car salesmen of our species.
>>523683876Women are awful storytellers.
>>523683876I heard that "tell a story" thing at a certain major grocery chain years ago regarding product displays... I heard about parents throwing their kids transgender coming out parties around 2015 in Marin County (a wealthy area north of San Francisco) and then suddenly like half the adults under 25 were troons... it seems like the trends in our society start off with a small group and then somehow spread out everywhere, probably through the kinds of shadowy and heavily Jewish organizations that the Nazis would've banned here.
>>523683876>Rest of the company: What we need to turn things around is good product and services.>C-Suite Executive: No, what we need is a good story. Did I tell you the time in my previous job where I replaced a bunch of rusted on white male "engineers" with a rat tag group of DEI hires? Sure the company went under and many livelihoods were destroyed, but for a brief moment we showed the patriarchy the right side of history
>>523683876every great epic ever written was written by manfew women achieved same thing i.e. the one who wrote Frankenstein, but if you look close enough it is typical women bullshit fantasy where misunderstood super powerful monster is actually the one who is reasonable and who only wanted love but it is other men who are evil bullshit.but yeah women are "natural story tellers" lol. Actually women suck at everything they do compared to men. Even the best cooks, the best tailors, the best caregivers and teachers all in history were men. The only thing women are good at is giving birth and bitching about everything else.Tleilaxans in Dune had the right idea what to do with women (they were just breeding tanks for those who are unaware of lore).
>>523685588Nearly all the positive child rearing traits ascribed to women are complete horseshit.
>>523686805Alice in Wonderland was probably one guy, it's more of a pedo-occultist in-joke.But yeah, Shakespeare is the classic example. Those big works that are supposed to define a generation and steer the culture in a certain direction. I mean, with Shakespeare it's an open secret I guess that it was done by committee, but it's the same for all the later propaganda too.
>>523683876>Jewish daycare for women
>>523684763Eh, storytelling can be done in corporate settings, it just requires actually having a brain that's developed outside of conditions like that of the typical woman, like always getting everything you want, etc.People who live sheltered lives (i.e., modern women) write boring as fuck, stupid stories.
>>523687886A person who is paid to promote some idea to enrich or empower someone else isn't generally what a "storyteller" has been, at least not traditionally. The label for that is "propagandist" or "preacher" or "scribe" or something like that.But I'm sure that in the clown world globohomo dystopia of the future storytellers will gather everyone around the campfire and tell you riveting tales about how you can buy chicken McNuggers for only $200 a pop.
>>523684786Hayry pooper sucks ass. From the questions like "why do wizards need jobs in the first place and why they can be teachers, cops, ministry workers printing racist propaganda or joke shops owners only?"..."why are they afraid of non wizards if even children with a wand are walking a-bombs, they can fuck off to pocket private dimensions, can read and comtrol minds?" , to "Who likes a sport where the game itself is useless if the superduperultraspecial guy gets the thingie?".Millennials are retarded.t.millennial
>>523683876The only commercials that do this right are Thai and Dos Equis commercials.
>>523684786It was written by a trans.Do you really think a bio woman has enough creativity and knowledge of pubescent life to write such a realistic portrait of teenage life in a fantasy setting? If you're a high tier writer whose eligible for the Epstein island, you'll get on the secret that Harry Potter was written by a tranny who then quit the job and Rowling had to improvise the end of Harry Potter. It's not men in dresses that makes Rowling seethe so much. It's the loss of a cash cow. No one knows where the tranny is, though. That makes some people high up nervous.
>>523687984Try "marketer."
>>523684990internet is flooded with indians and bots now
>>523683876>how can I sell the idea that working for me is good whilst paying dogshit wages and working everyone like a slave?>I know, I can hire a storyteller to bullshit everyone and spam their email inbox, no one would possibly ignore all the meeting invites, surveys and emails from this person everThe CEO position at the hospital I worked spams our emails with pointless "storytelling" bullshit constantly, as though it will somehow inspire us or make us want to work harder, the whole fucking thing needs to be burnt down with half the administrative, DEI and other bullshit positions sitting inside the building whilst it's burning, they can get treatment at A&E if they resign before it's too late. this won't ever happen though and no matter how much they need to be fired for wasting resources, it'll never happen, the spam will always come.
>>523684786so the only famous wiman story teller wrote a book for children in witch she writes like: harry said : x ron added : xand the only other famous femwriter made childrens book : owls kingdomnice way to own yourself
>>523688487J K Rowling? there's also Beatrix Potter, or Ayn Rand? They did some good story telling, not that you read anything other than porno mags from the 80s
>>523688477I have a job in which I will be laid off in 3 months together with 100 engineers because the board was too stupid to get enough work for all of us.Yet the 5 person DEI people will keep their jobs.
>>523688551Ayn Rand did shotty storytelling. The ideas are nice, but the storytelling and writing is horrible past monologues of some characters which convey ideas.
>>523683876kek
>>523683876Has nobody pointed how ridiculous the articles image is? They’re doing a campfire inside a building, which will lead to carbon monoxide and death. These women look stupid.
>>523688624There's a key criticism of women storytellers that I gave you and that is they wrote enormous tomes of stories, they're actually very good but they're all fictional, so it's all bullshit. sorry to hear your loss of job, it's a shame corporations see more value in selling bullshit than selling real and useful labour that is necessary for the economy, it truly benefits no one but themselves when they do this.
>>523683876No better storyteller then Mrballen
>>523683876>>523684371You guys are wrong. This is to give women yet another bullshit reason to hire chad
>>523684786Lord of the Rings was written by a man
>>523683876 I can imagine it now. It's a dreary Tuesday at the office, you fought through 2 hours of traffic, snow drifts, and -30 weather just to make it in. Sitting at your dimly lit desk you immediately get to work approving welfare cheques for a myriad of names you cannot pronounce. The lights suddenly come up. Faint Bollywood music can be heard rising from the staff elevator. "Oh dear God no." You mutter in vain. The last vestiges of your will to live fade. Anita Wydvegenepreet bursts from the elevator. The sudden pressure change from the heat generated by 24 pajeets in the elevator causes Bob the accountants testicle to explode. Anita approaches you with a friendly head bob, exalting that "It is being of the story time Anon!" Jill has an embolism and slumps over her desk. Lucky bitch. "To the conference room everyone!" Anita exclaims. Everyone shuffles along, the conference room is only built to accommodate 20 people, so the jeet entourage has to stack themselves neatly at the front. The double docking takes the longest. Anita with a wide grin lets out an exasperated huff. "THIS IS THE TAKING OF TOO LONG" as she snaps Spinepreet in half and tucks him away. "Today wii will be telling the greatest of cultural tales, the story of how Ganesha consensually raped the moon to give us the stars!" No, it can't be, it's the fifth time this week. The fanatic expression as Anita opens the great tome of her religious stories, written by an Englishman, and her Hindi to English dictionary is only match by the postal expression on Victors face. He'd been having a hard time as of late, and today might finally be the day he snaps.
>>523689252Ftm
>>52368387680s and 90s porn had better story telling settings than the last 10+ years of AAA movies.
Why are you all getting twisted, this is just the wrench in the machinery of economics. The very thing that sowell and people who only focus simplistic ideas forget, that being the salesmen. They want a story because people can't fulfill their own anymore. Like why so many vidya now a days are comfy garden sim.
>>523688185Or "faggot."
>>523684912I’m perfect for it but I’m a dude not a woman.
>>523687709Substitute the monster with a black man and it all makes sense. Can’t read, kills things for no reason, blames everyone else including its creator
It's just social engineering, trying to coax more work out of people by feeding them a narrative.It's just another word for mamager, but with the subtext that they will actively be forcing social engineering techniques and dark patterns to keep you working hard.
They literally did the meme
>>523687886you can do PR that is coherent, emotional and complexyou can not tell a story
>>523688160the secret of harry potter is that hermione granger is the protagonist and rowling hates harrywhich is incidental why she passed all the self insert crap industry forcing her to write a boy made her
>>523683876Ai writes good storiesJust get an ai ceo already. You can get it to integrate into everyone's work computer so he's always there always helping always watching
>>523683876>subsidizing gossipI love women
>>523683876>"Storytellers"They don't even hide itOf course they mean good liarsI am one of these people, but I will never assist kikes in their faggotry and kikery
So marketing. They're hiring for marketing positions. I hate corpospeak so god damn much. I especially hate the fact that they do it becuase it works becuase that also means filthy rich investors really are that fucking stupid. The whole rotten system runs off people who have more money than sense in a game so rigged they can't go broke. Even if there wasn't already more than enough to tell you the existence of corospeak alone proves meritocracy is a lie.
id like to point out storytelling is the exact opposite of 'letting your product speak for itself' innovationjust like in academia/journalism women are known to do 'mesearch'
I wrote a novel one time. I think I'll submit that with my resume and see what happens.
>>523683876Just pull a Jeet and fraud your way to steady employment. Enough is enough, fuck the modern corporate environment.
>>523684786Imagine thinking YA books are literature >'arry>You're a fag, 'arry
>>523695271i remember first time this made me giggle
>>523687886Women are terrible at telling stories because they think superfluous details are important because they involve them
>>523695271Anon is a nigger if he never released a complete version
>>523687205It is called herd instinct and chasing trends. It just needs to be low entree level and easy to make a video about it.
>>523684990This is actually one of the high quality threads. This is as good as it gets now. Welcome the era of botchan
>>523684786Tolkien was TRANS?
>>523687709Frankenstein is the jewish golem myth rebranded for the age of science. Its not subtle or any deeper than that, it's literally the same story
>>523684912lol good one. It's "attractive, aging millennial women with crazy eyes hypes up even more aged men to dump money into failing enterprise" role. it's easier than creating a quality product and supporting it.
>>523684763Did you know at the end of the Odyssey homer finally returns to the island of ithacoke and has to kill all the pepsuitors? Ya exactly
I'm tired of women taking credit for my shit posting
>>523693228>>523699987I don’t think it’s meant to be for women in the first place. It’s just dumb article writing bot making the image a woman.
>>523683876Companies are desperate for it but the so-called expert storytellers they hire are all, always, shit.
>>523701779That’s because all the real storytellers are techbro CEOs. Sam Altman and Elon Musk are world’s greatest corporate storytellers talking about colonising Mars and curing every disease with AI.
>>523683876They seek this out because storytelling sounds impressive to women who in charge of 99% of the hiring.
>>523683876>chuds need not apply.>be me>be on 4chan way too long>read le ebig storytelling greentexts>hear of chud maymay>see this cOmPaNiEs WaNt StOrYtElLeRzZzzzZ!111!1>training for 18 years>OP thinks /pol/cel can't tell stories>mfw
>>523698424>Women are terrible at telling stories because they think superfluous details are important because they involve themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhv-c2dd7aw
>>523685099>ears below eyes
>>523686908the majority of communication is time wasting mumbo or emotional bullshit
>>523686884You don't have what they're looking for
>>523684786FUCK YEAH DEATH TO TRANSGENDERISM
>>523705857Looking like a chad while doing the same marketing bullshit marketing bullshitters always have done?
>>523686884You don't get it. This is a scam and it goes to their friends and quota people.For you it would be about making things more efficient and productive. This is meant to justify itself and what we call a fad.
>>523683920“CEO” seems like a job that could be replaced by AI sooner than most other jobs seeing as how it seems like all CEOs actually do is write emails and pitch retarded ideas
>>523683876What anons don't realize ITT is that 'Storyteller' means Powerpoint maker in gay faggot corpo-speak
>>523683876Women are over 80% of the book publishing industry and were given the keys to the kingdom so to speak. At this point in the west Men read something insane like 90% less than women because they have no options. It's also sportsball fags attacking reading but only because women made all the books gay first
>>523683876but the bedtime stories they tell we're originally written by men
>>523683876They just fucking hand these bitches money for doing stupid women shit to keep us from reproducing.
>>523683876>"what the fuck am i doing here"
