/pol/...it's time we all come together
Where's Mike Johnson
>>523694218>ICHUD
>>523694218There's not a heck of a lot to discuss!
>>523694218>just do it in privatethe wisdom of the sages
>>523694218>come togetherover me
>>523694218>Coming togetherThe English disease lol
>>523694218>Refreshments will be served
>>523694218Based jews
>>523694281>ICHUDits the hebrew word ייחוד ee-ch-ood and its refreshing the laws about premarital contact with the opposite sex
>>523694218But I thought masturbation bad which is why they steal your foreskin.Also watching American sitcoms as a kid I never understood why people needed to lube to fap but then I realized you all have mutilated broken dicks.
>>523694218>we're all cummings togetherHey Gene Simmons said circle-jerking was a "gentile activity"?
>>523694218is this the same genius that posts the guy in the glass bubble in the car flyers and made "roundmeal?"
>>523694624you think that you cant jerk off without a foreskin? do you even have a penis?
>>523694281
>>523695236Americans cited the loss of sensation as a reason to circumcise their boys, as it would SUPPOSEDLY prevent masterbation. In practice it just made the itch harder to scratch, without actually preventing the itch in the first place. Evil and retarded.
>>523695415>Americans cited the loss of sensation as a reason to circumcise their boys, as it would SUPPOSEDLY prevent masterbationwhat a strange thing to claim.
>>523695685https://youtu.be/-NyC6mrutj0
>>523695788some people will claim anything in order to get people to cut their kids dick up
>>523694218Masturbation with only imagination in a form of self communion with your ghost. The trick is to give your feminine energy a form and make love to it through masturbation. The kingdom is within, the nervous system.
>>523694218I can't tell what's real anymore
>>523696223It's all real anon. Even Spider-Man is real. The world is only half of reality.
>>523696839>Even Spider-Man is real.Then get me some pictures of him already!
>>523694218Put that on israeli feeds for the lulz
Where can one buy the iChud™ phone??
>>523697161See? Do your eyes lie?
>>523697335i CHUD,u fag
>>523697381Crap. I'll give you $300 for it. Standard freelance fee.
>>523697525It's not about the money anon
>>523697586What do you think this is, a charity? Out of my office.
>>523694218>ICHUDPraise kek
>>523694218WTF IS THIS NEW CAPTCHA
>>523694218what’s with jews and porn?