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Im hearing stories that they paint the floor with a trail of childrens feet that lead to an offering of sweets and cookies, that Lakshmi follows into the house.

Wtf wrong answers only.
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>>523847803
Instead of leaving cookies and milk for Santa they leave cow dung patties and cow urine
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>>523848100
Thats Saudi Arabia, they leave out Camel Urine for Santa... he never visits...

In india they have what is known as "the big day" which is when Brahmins that have inticed Lakshmi into their houses, experience an orgasim when they sleep on Christmas (true story)
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A shit demon called Lakshmi. Although I heard they have a new diety they call "Visa" that they pray to for the opportunity to immigrate to the west. Probably that one too. Lakshmi, Visa, a quick dip in the Ganges with your dead Grandma and boom - merry Christmas.
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I thought it was, if you eat your grandmother then you get blessed by Visa, to carry the great prophecy to poo in a loo.



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