Oh shit they're definitely sending them to war lol.
>>523852921if drone operator, im in
>>523852921>economy is fine>gives out stimulus checks to the armed forces
>>523852921Not everyones getting though are they. Yet another trump swindle
>>523852921How many lobsters is that
He's buying their loyalty lol
>>523853069He’s about to send them into Venezuela
>>523852921$1,776 doesn't make up for the vaccines they had to take.
Fine, even though yesterday unfortunately I jad to chill with one of the retarded ones... a corrupt liar! Hope he doesn't get jack shit, all others should get a Christmas bonus.
>>523852921I enlisted for this.
If you're a vet, no soup for you LMAO. This is what I voted for.
USA, more like USSR lmao
>>523852962Lobster feast version, lol.Jokes aside, actually, for once, they've been spared, US has been holding back the deep retards on suicide crusade.Let's hope it lasts.
>>523852921this was already planned by Congress but Trump is just "rebranding" it to make himself, a true narcissist, the champ
>>523852921that's not a lot
>>523853449They've got a heavy Christian majority country staring down the barrel right before Christmas. It is, unfortunately, happening.
A little morale booster before they get blown up in the jungles of Venezuela.
>>523852921Cant spend it when you were drone bait
>>523853597You faggots were absolutely adamant that he was invading last night and how'd that work out for you?
>>523852921That's pre-tax, tip, and mandatory donation to Israel. Your $463.17 check will arrive within 4-6 business weeks. Don't forget to report it when you file taxes next year either, the IRS will double check.
Is this south american trip happening or not? Nigga has been teasing for too long
>>523853949I didn't say nuffin. The jews are going to light this menorah just in time for Midnight Mass on Christmas.
>Sir let's give them each $2000>No! Even better! $1776>How... Patriotic of you, your excellency
>>523854019declaring war a week before christmas, or during the holiday season at all, seems pretty retarded if it can be put off a month or two
TrumpAlwaysChickensOut
>>523852921I think that's great. Our soldiers getting a pay bonus is a great thing for every member getting the bonus. I'd be even better if they got it before Christmas.
>>523852921Zogbots get thrown a chicken bone. 1776 can’t buy jack shit. Also, daily reminder, Trump has yet to deport as many as Obama did in his worst year.
>>523852921>that’s like $50 in 2025 shekels
>>523854085Well now I don't know about how smart the venezuelan government is but they're been given plenty of time to set up defenses
>>523852921>"I'm gonna be the money President," Mr. Trump said Thursday.>"Each and every one of you is going to get a thousand dollars."
Lol>$2k checks for Christmas>Actually, only for military>And its $1776
>yeah bro just go and sacrifice your life or health for this patriotic sum of $1776 for yeah you're so patriotic coming back home from venezuela without limb(s) but hey you can pay for one dose of opioids to relieve that ghost pain from limbs you no longer have>it's good for the economy so petro mobsters can buy their fifth yachts and not pay single dime of taxes for your sacrifice and ptsd that you will live with rest of your life on the streets shooting up fent in your veins since you no longer can afford pharmaceutical opioids for pain
Guys, we are all getting the Trump stimulus! Instead of the $2000 checks, it will be a "Trump dividend" of $47 because he is the 47th President!
>>523854182>exemplifies TDS bot central
>>523852921Paid out over the term of your enlistment.lol lmao even
>>523852921I voted for it. Daddy make deal.
>>523852921Oh but fuck veterans right? We don't get shit even though we're the ones who actually fought. Anyone in the military currently has been part of a peacetime military and has done shit.
>>523854525Trump made his opinion of you abundantly clear, in plain English.
>>523854525>I SERVED GODDAMMIT >I WAS FORCED TO CALL IN AIRSTRIKES ON THE DESERT NEGRO>SOME WHITE MEN EVEN DIED
Might as well be $1,984.
>>523854525That dividend is less than what you get a month if you actually experienced that shit.
>>523854047That's what I thought. Everyone is expecting $2k but give them a tacky symbolic number instead...More importantly, what will soldiers be buying that I can long and make money on?
>>523854180>>523854404>>523854327>>523854182>>523854047>>523854019>>523853262>>523852962Checks were already sent out according to President Trump when he gave the speech from the White House at 9 PM last night, I think it’s great too. And all these people saying the military is getting sent to Venezuela were the same people saying that’s what the whole speech was supposed to be about last night. Nope. 2 more weeks guys. And all you faggots talking shit on 1,776 bucks are retarded, bro I’d get on my knees and give Weinstein a Merry Christmas for that kind of money. Acting like 2 grand is something to sneeze at.
>>523852921this is barely enough for a playstation + 2 games
>>523854911This is a good point. Knew some faggot that was getting 2k a month because he convinced the VA he had PTSD or some gay shit.
>>523855152>ecks were already sent out according to President Trump when he gave the speech from the White House at 9 PM last night,Deadline Christmas time or the troops are buying presents on credit. That needs to BE in their checking accounts to count.
>>523852921That will come with the back pay of the DOGE and tariff checks right?
I hope every leftist in the military donates theirs to a good cause.
>>523852921>oh no a international drug trafficking kingpin who tortures and murders his citizenry is in trouble
>>523855411Military didn't miss any paychecks.
>>523852921Why didn't he announce that to them instead of the whole country who won't get anything?
>>523855493Presents? Hey. A bunch of kids just learned their parents are getting TrumpBux. These families may be struggling.This is why you dont disclose bonuses you just made up for political points.
>>523852921WOWWIE WOW ZOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WANT TO JOIN THE MILITARY NOW!!!!!TAP TAP TAP
So basically if you call free shit a “dividend”, it makes the goyim feel like they’re part of the Jewish owner class.
>>523853069Do you think the two are mutually exclusive? Theyre not. Youre low iq. The stimulus checks arent because the economy is poor. Its tariff money
>>523852921when are we getting our tariff stimulus checks that he promised not too long ago?
>>523853999Its not pre tax. Its tax free. Wasted digits on a retard
>>523852921wow..... $1700........... thats definitely going to pay off maybe 50% of a months worth of rent
>>523855493I hope all the Christian Conservativs donat theirs to the poor people of Israel yai. Mike Huckabee can donate it for them. Through Yael Ecsteins pussy.
>>523855493>every leftist in the militaryboth of them?
i’ll make 34k this year before taxes which i pay at a 24% rate where the fuck is MY money?
>>523852921>die for israel!>no? heres 0.0000001% of what I gave to my pedophile friends>NOW GET YOUR ASS OVER THERE AND DIE FOR ISRAEL! THATS AN ORDER!
>>523854911It isn't about money. It's about giving us what we need. Veterans have the highest suicide rate among any other demographic in the US. There's a reason for that.
>>523855769the economy is shit and the tariffs are a big reason why, jeetnigger
>>523855410What are you making demands at me? I’m just a guy on the internet delivering good news. >>523855232Who cares about a PlayStation and games. If they call me I’ll sell them a fuckin v8 American made Ford Thunderbird that runs like a top and purrs like a kitten
>>523853949The orange nigger had to lie and say he had big news to get anyone to pay attention to him. This is one of the most sad and pathetic presidencies in modern times. We got 2 presidents in a row with dementia that no one cares about.
>>523856265>What are you making demands at me? I’m just a guy on the internet delivering good news.Never believe a trump promise until the check clears.
>>523856265If you were to buy a house anywhere in the United States, where would it be?
Hegseth's charm offensive failed so now they're bribing the military to be loyal.>Quantico
>>523852921You could make a drinking game out of every time he mentions Biden lol
>>523854525Vets are by far the most DEI pampered class in existence, both left and right worship them more than they worship niggers. go fuck yourself you zogbot.
>>523854421Where are the wins nigger? We all lost. No second amendment wins. No lower prices. The cabinet is looting the treasury for Israel. Meanwhile, Trump will be a lame duck next year and will do nothing the rest of his term.
>>523856444https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Island-Middletown-PA-17057/361759337_zpid/What can I say, I’m an island boy at heart. Really I’d rather have an island in the ocean somewhere though
>>523855066nintendo switch 2's for their wive's sons back home.
>>523852921He should give the rest of us $2026 on New Year's Day
>>523852921
>>523857000I don’t want anything but for everyone to have a Merry Christmas. I did want to have the worlds largest snowball fight from Bethlehem to Bethany but who’d even show up
>>523856678I’m most angry at the jew semen enjoyer for not giving us constitutional carry nationwide. He has the votes to pass it. We would be better able to protect our families from the brown hordes, but Trump hates white people. He is only interested in protecting jews. Fuckin tired of it. I’m going to laugh so hard when republicans lose the midterms and the presidency in 2028. We’ve been betrayed. We’re being fucked just as hard as we were by the democrats. I’m done.
About that...>was a non-taxable housing subsidy>now its a taxable bonus checkLol I have to give it to Trump, he's such a weaselly little lying cunt.
>>523855769>tariff moneyYou mean the extra tax the American people paid on all their goods this year? So now you're all about the redistribution of wealth huh MIGAR
>>523857373Merry Christmas to you anon
>>523857181Kek
>>523852921Price of a mutt life
>>523852921Have fun in Venezuela zogbots (you're all vaccinated so you won't find this suspicious)
>>523853292Still that money can get a lot of booze for pain.
>>523857822what a clown
>>523857947What did you just say to me you little shithead? Put your fuckin dukes up faggot. Hahahaha I’m just kidding, that’s very nice of you Anon. Maybe the nicest thing that anyone’s said to me in a long time. I don’t know if I told you guys but someone sent me a letter in the mail calling me a loser and telling to me have a shitty birthday. There were also further instructions to squeeze a candle betwixt my butt cheeks and light it till hot wax drips down my buns but I thought that part was a little bit too extra
>>523855930>i’ll make 34k this year before taxes which i pay at a 24% ratelmao, how the fuck do you lot even get taxed more than us? Up to £37750 is only in the 20% bracket here. You're getting a raw deal over there I swear.
>>523855930what's what an illegal makes here in SoCal kek
>>523852921What about those of us in the MAGA army?
>>523852921I am cool with this, military don't get enough love.
>>523855769>Its tariff moneyThere's a budget deficit, it's debt.
>>523852921"minus tax"
>>523859386You receive the coveted "fell for it again" award!
>>523852921>Reservists and Guardsmen are not eligibleActive Duty truly are welfare cases
>>523859357Don't a lot of illegals, a lot considering they are illegal non citz, actually pay their taxes? I just remember being surprised when I heard it.
>>523860227Based concern troll
>>523860163I’ll take that award every time. Know why? Because Trump and MAGA stay winning. Should change the name of the fell for it again award to the Charlie Sheen award, just for the Trump presidency because the guy stays winning, and because of it MAGA stays winning too
>>523852921gimmie stimmie wimmiez little timmie
>>523852921Based, the one thing they haven't fucked up yet is inflation, I'm glad they're finally getting to it.
>>523855362jelly
>>523852921>>523854180>>523856322>>523857822>>523860735>already allocated housing money>was tax free isn't anymore>not coming from tariffs
>>523861406I fully expect it to come out as tax delayed, not tax free. They'll just slide in an extra $400 to the soldier's federal taxes owed for 2027 or some shit.
Shalom
>>523852921>Admin still owes troops backpay>Cuts down monthly payment for retarded PR stuntJesus what a retard.
>>523861406>>523861548They will allocate more housing moneySo what if they pay taxes on free money
Look at all the seething vets in this thread. God how I hate them. I made the mistake of working at a state park. Only veterans can afford to go there. Greedy fags get free $ every month for the rest of their life. Look at them complaining they're not getting more free shit. Bunch of scammers. Your pension should last as many years as your service did. At best.
>>523854196How will this make me want to die for israel?
>>523862001>They will allocate more housing moneyLol fucking miggers have to make up fanfics to justify this shit. No one said that, you just imagined it.>So what if they pay taxes on free moneyYou stupid cunt it was already theirs tax free. He literally just said "We're giving troops 30% less money than they were getting. BIG BONUS! Everyone clap!"
>>523852921$1776 probably looks like a lot to someone who doesnt make any money
>>523855693Yes. Go on...
>>523863186I’d sell any of them 2/8ths and a 3rd acre of prime real estate in the Poconos for that amount of money. Stickin your nose up at 2 grand is silly, especially when the alternative is no 2 grand. That’s a no brainer. I think even the dudes who didn’t do too well on the ASVABs know the correct answer to that one.
>>523863186It's a nice Christmas bonus
>>523852921>>523862296Based
>>523858729pain of going to hell is eternal. 1776 dollars cant pay for eternal damnination anon.
>>523853148its just you that gets turned into a lobster
>>523852921It’s a payment to invade Venezuela >>523853207ThisGO DIE FOR ME GOYS
>>523852921So basically, just the people who already don't have to worry about healthcare, dentist, groceries or how to get to work.
>>523866452Why are you complaining about the brave men and women who protect your freedom receiving a well deserved bonus? I had a brother who used to cry on my birthday when he didn’t get a gift, kind of ruined the whole idea of even having a birthday for me. “May the day of my birth perish, and the night that said, ‘A boy is conceived!’ That day—may it turn to darkness; may God above not care about it; may no light shine on it. May gloom and utter darkness claim it once more; may a cloud settle over it; may blackness overwhelm it. That night—may thick darkness seize it; may it not be included among the days of the year nor be entered in any of the months.May that night be barren; may no shout of joy be heard in it. May those who curse days curse that day, those who are ready to rouse Leviathan. May its morning stars become dark; may it wait for daylight in vain and not see the first rays of dawn, for it did not shut the doors of the womb on me to hide trouble from my eyes. “Why did I not perish at birth, and die as I came from the womb? Why were there knees to receive me and breasts that I might be nursed? For now I would be lying down in peace; I would be asleep and at rest with kings and rulers of the earth, who built for themselves places now lying in ruins, with princes who had gold, who filled their houses with silver. Or why was I not hidden away in the ground like a stillborn child, like an infant who never saw the light of day? There the wicked cease from turmoil, and there the weary are at rest. Captives also enjoy their ease; they no longer hear the slave driver’s shout.
>>523852921What fucking bullshit
>>523852921>TRUMP GIVING $1000,000,776 CHECKS TO CHILD PORNOGRAPHERS
