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Why did Jeff Bezos marry some plastic surgery bimbo with fake tits?
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>>523860872
Real answer? She probably grooms underage girls for him to fuck and joins in.
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>>523860872
My guess is he has a tranny fetish but is afraid to go all the way.
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>>523860872
Proof that rich people are retarded
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>>523860872
He could fuck 18 year old, full natural, 9/10, tight, cute, humble girls. Instead he fucks this saggy, tranny looking, smug, old hag. Why?
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>>523860872
She can suck the chrome off a fender, third place fellatrix after Donald and the all time throat goat Nancy Reagan.
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>>523860872
Short answer?
You can't save a whore from being a whore.

Long answer ?
Since his dad was Director of DARPA and Amazon is clearly a DARPA /glowie data collection project,
my guess is that she's a glowie agent that was installed to prevent him from going rogue.

>you didn't think Amazon AWS "Cloud" data center servers
>and all those spying tools like Alexa and ring
>were random did you?
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>>523860872
He wasn't getting the sex he wanted anymore from his wife.
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>>523860872
guess she's amazing in bed
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>>523861033
>She probably grooms underage girls for him to fuck
>and elites.
Very possible an elites / glowies blackmailing operative too:
>>523861258
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>>523861328
wouldnt be surprised. everyone is a fucking spook nowadays.
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>>523860872
Because he isnt a Chad, and this is a Miami-bimbo who has been manipulating wealthy Chad-men since she was 18.
He doesn't know how to a handle a woman like this, and she knows how to handle him.
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>>523860872
She used to be a morning show host at a local station here in Los Angeles. It seems a lot of the surgery she's had happened since meeting Bezos (i guess she can afford it now).
Cali chads know what I mean.

https://youtu.be/FSC6e-peChQ

https://youtu.be/3-ql3UqRdhA
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>>523861371
Lots of glowie women too.
Was watching some radio/ tv host woman , that literally asked hundreds of questions ,
that sounded like she was a glowie
inserted into a Flat Earth scientific community,
where she pretended to be nobody and interviewed (I'd say INTERROGATED) a chief engineering scientists there.
After which he was shortly killed.

Everyone's spook.
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>>523860872
Because hes literally stupid. No self respecting man would be seen with that ever.
Also, he's a secret society puppet. Billionair elites have some of the lowest self esteem on earth. Even lower than the cattle they boast about controlling.
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>>523860872
Maybe he's into bimboification and shes willing to tongue fuck his ring-piece?
Who cares? He seems happy with his choice, thats all that matters isnt it?
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>>523860872
based on the commentary of people who have known her, it seems to be indicative of insecurities that developed when she got old. the bogging was fairly recent in the grand scheme of things.
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>>523860872
>service queen
if you know you know
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>>523860872
What's worse is he's actually trying to get this bogged piece of crap to be a Bond girl in the next Bond movie
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>>523860872
His wife got tired of him demanding to be pegged, so he married whatever this is.
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>>523861859
and james bond will be an african nigger
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>>523860872
This is how I see these two
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>>523861258
Which of his dad's was a director of DARPA?
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>>523861236
>Old businessman doesn't want to ruin reputation over clout chasing whore
Gee how hard to understand.
>Have money
>Buy tits
I think you fags might be homosexual or something.
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>>523862673
Liking pussy is homosexual now?
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Bale-eye Jeff, chingchong pyingpyong’s premier tat salesman got cucked by her(?) almost immediately the buzz on here seemed to imply.
Someone posted picy pic’s of her on one of big Jeffers’s bald-boats with no Jeff but sharing her yacht time with her hunk ex-husband. Which is weird. She and the slap headed sales magnet had only just wed.
I hadn’t seen a clear picture of the frankensteins hooker before the OP I had assumed that she would be a young hot bimbo not… that. A horrendous franken-vark ant eating cross eyed bogged-one.
Oh Jeff, if only you’d hired the correct security-PA to man-pal with you’d be in the funzone now not banished to the Timpsons cuck shed. You bought the yes men as henchies and got stuck with the loch ness bogg monster as a result. You should have seen the tart i was flirting with yesterday, so much younger, all natural and better in every way than your creature from the bogged lagoon. And the leggings she had on fully separated each arse cheek it was fantastic to watch. Standard pull and I have no use for most of them I can go through several of those a day, not bragging, a bit, but not really. I wouldn’t stoop to touch that tranny you are standing next to with your dick Jeff let alone my own, heck knows where the plastics been.
Got to ask. Is it a man?
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>>523860872
is literally a man
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Buy some hair jeff.
Why does your boggvark abomination get all the augmetics. Get augmetic hair you soft twat.
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They look like a couple of Dark Souls bosses
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>>523860872
My first gf, when she would see me, would run up to me, hug and kiss me and stick her hand down my pants. We would fuck like animals and she was unbelievably dirty in the sack. I've had about five other girlfriends since and fucked a few others and none have ever initiated sex or even come close to how slutty and dirty my first gf was. Bezos' wife probably pulled his pants down and sucked his dick the first night they went out, and being an older guy, knows a girl like that, that is genuinely horny, is hard to find, so he married her.
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>>523861033
Something among those lines, she might just be a beard and or his handler.
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>>523860872
Let’s be real here
He probably fucks tons and tons of women in the side (he cheated on his last wife) so he probably married her because of her personality
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>>523861258
Anon Jeff Bezos was a bastard child born to a teen mom who never met his actual father and his step dad was some Cuban immigrant
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>>523860872
Anal sex
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>>523860872
Maybe he finds that look extremely hot. Lots of people have really fucked up perception. Millions of men drool over grotesque bolted on tits, filled lips, and ass implants. Bezos might be one of them.
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>>523861412
Meh, I don’t mind a strong woman as long as she’s takes care of my needs and doesn’t fuck around
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>>523861236
He could hire prostitutes or golddiggers who maybe optically fulfill those criterias, apart from that? Not a chance.The idea that he is genuinely attractive to a woman like this is beyond ridiculous.
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Because he is taking T and it completely fucks your perception and mind. The more T you take, the more grotesque and extreme your taste in women becomes. It rewires your brain to the point that you no longer like natural women.
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>>523861033
Basically this.

>two chicks at the same time!

She probably pours sugar on his dick etc.
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>>523860872
Probably because she's a nymphomaniac and wants to fuck all the time. He could find a better looking wife, but that's no use if she doesn't want to be his fuck toy.
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>>523865027
She does whatever he wants
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>>523865991
yeah baby
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>>523865308
>her personality
As in her being okay with his fucking little 18-year olds on the side of their relationship
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She likely does the nasty shit he wants for sex any time AND also doesn't fight back on his ideas or plans. My guess is since his ex wife knew him before the giga fortune she likely didn't treat him as some other worldly figure. She knew him as that nigga Jeff, you know....fast forward and now he's unimaginably rich, around women whenever he wants, likely picked up habits from all the yes people around him not calling him out. A Bimbo will happily act the part that Bezos wants. Mackenzie knew that it's just that nigga Jeff at the end of the day.
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>>523865863
Women stops maturing after the age of 12 unironically. They are just getting more bitter and condescending as they get old.
So a 18 yo is much better in every sense than a 60 yo.
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>>523866376
Idk
I don’t know him
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>>523860872
I think she’s sexy
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>>523860872
He is absolutely ruining Jeffs asshole
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>>523860872
Do you guys STILL not get this? They're reptilian demons, they will NEVER look normal in their human skin suits, and they only marry each other.
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I will never understand desu.

If I was a billionaire I would just date a different 18-20 year old each year until I die.
In the immortal words of that guy from some movie
>I keep getting older, but they stay the same age.
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>>523868188
And if you were a snail, would you still be looking for 18 - 20 year old women, or would your priorities change?
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>>523868717
If I was a snail I'd prioritize not getting stepped on
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>>523867038
They don't think it be like that, but it do.
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>>523868764
Exactly. You'd be all about leaves, wanting to headfuck other snailbros, and avoiding shoes as much as possible.

That's why these "billionaires" don't do what we would with their money, because they're not human. They rape and eat children, do weird secret society shit, push uber-capitalism, and marry freaky-looking bimbo skinsuits because that's what their species does.
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>>523860872
Same as elon and grimes, a smart whore knows how to make a man feel good about himself. she makes him feel a way that money can’t buy
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>>523862673
>Reputation
He's too rich for that shit to matter.
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>>523860872
that's a beard. only the deepstate knows what he's really into.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/kxHBzAxP8tkW
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anons, i'd give her a go.
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>>523860872
'coz he can!



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