Are beards just makeup for men?
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Beards are for dirty primitive shitskin. Shave your bear, lose weight and be a civilized man.
>>523878549Yes.The best part is that it's actually functional and we don't have to pay for it.
>>523878549From viking to turkish deli owner
>>523878549from chad to incel. grim. never cut your hair and get a wig if you must
>>523878549That's actually embarrassing.
>>523878549it's how chinlets pretend to be manly
>>523878549GOOD GOD NOI feel for him. You know he's regretting that.
>>523878677KEK. Nords really are Turks
>>523878549You can see him sitting in that chair looking at himself in the mirror realizing what a mistake it wasNot having any idea how big his chin had gotten after all those years of having a beard and eating shit
>>523878774if it weren't for the surprise warbler, maybe
>>523878774Holy shit, this guy better stay inside for the next two months till some of it grows back.
>>523878549More chins than a Chinese phone book.
whew…
>>523878894from viking to 1920s dandy
>>523878549What a dumbass.
>>523878774It's my mate Ryan
>>523878549I started laughing like a psychopath when I saw the end result. What a dumb fat fuck.
>>523878549Like a romanian scientist said, beard doesnt have any muscles..you can look like a man but when you get it on the chin you will fool nobody.
>>523878894this is how i imagine all beard fags looking
>>523878549From chad to sad lmao
>>523878549In a way, yeah but he still has good genes. If he were to lose weight his jawline would show out..It's people with jaw lines with no protrusion that women need to be aware of. They're hiding their weak jawline under that hair. Your children will be ugly.
>>523878959From Viking to No King.
>>523878549you never make such a dramatic change all at once, should have kept the longer hair and shaved, or kept some beard and shortened the top... but both at the same time was a gg no re move
>>523878774the face of a man that never shaved since high school and had no idea just how fat of a fuck he truly was
>>523878677I don't know why this is so funny
>>523878647I won’t shave it but I’ll cut it off with a trimmer. If it grows more than about 5/16 long it feels like a greasy washrag on muh face. Plus I have a jaw so don’t need one
>>523878549I don't like to shave, so I don't. But every once in a while I do, so my beard comes and goes. If I could just get it to stop growing, I would.
>>523878549>not political>1 post by this IDEvery. Fucking. Time.
>>523878549I actually am the opposite. I can't grow a proper beard so whenever i shave it i immediately look a lot better.
>>523878549holy fucking shit ahahahaha
>>523878549>>523879069Men also need to be aware of women with weak jaw lines. Yeah they're cute and fuckable but you probably shouldn't reproduce with them. Your sons will hate you.This is how Germans evolved. I need a girl with the thickest jawline in the world before I consider planting my seed..
fat fuck needs to hit the treadmill.also he looks like a beaner now.
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>>523879279the treadmill won't fix thatwhy would he ever shave, he looked good before
>>523878677FfsNeeds to be a before and after mene with just this as greentext
>>523878549Meh, he is fat and ugly regardless, same with bitches who cake their face.
Ladies this is why you NEVER trust a moid with a beard.
>>523878677The dangers of staying in Miklagård
>>523878647>Shave your bear,you clearly have NO FUCKING EXPERIENCE with bears.
>>523879414Men with weak jaw lines are produced by men fornicating with women with weak jawlines.So ladies, even though your pussies are made of gold, your genes are actually awful. I will take a manfaced built-like-a-truck of a woman over some cute dainty little thing with a bulb for a chin.
>>523879511also short mothers give short sons
>>523879547The true man slays the giant. I don't understand why tall women are so opposed to the idea of bearing the seed of a shorter man. It's for the betterment of the human race.
>>523878647You're a faggot who can't grow a beard lol
>>523878894Real Mr. Creosote vibes here.
>>523878894how would he look with both the new haircut and beard?
>>523879255hell yeah give me some of that square face pusseh
>>523879806Fuck yeah. Rock on, brother.
>>523878549Yes. It lets chinlets cover up their disgusting deformity. Clean shaven gang rise up.
Do you faggots also grow your hair to hide the irregular shape of your head?That's not fair, shave it off.
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>>523879311Checking the ONLY other Webm in this supposed WEBM Thread.And saged
>>523878894?Haircuts are just humiliation rituals
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>>523878549Beards are the natural state of adult male faces. If you don't have a beard, you are no different from a tranny.
>>523879659I can and I shave it off just like most white people in the 20th century
>>523880073Same with hair, long hair is natural
>>523879986>left: based metalhead>right: obnoxious hipster
>>523879986Hair metal Paul Blart vs zoomer Kratos
>>523880066OK, I fucking HATE that webm; but you got tripDubbs, sooooo.
>>523878549Beards are for the faggots who are to lazy to shave everyday. That is all.Same with the long hair hockey helmut haircuts. Just a bunch of lazy AND UGLY wanks.
>>523878549I wonder what he thought after they shaved him.
>>523878549No amount of makeup can do for a woman what that beard did for him.
>>523878549Yes A real man shaves his head and beard because it is the most practical thing to doAnything else is gay
>>523880194>Beards are for the faggots who are to lazy to shave everyday. That is all.Beards make men. Of course you need to groom it and take care of it but it's a sign of testosterone in your blood in first place. If you don't have testosterone you can't grow beard simple as that.
>>523880238It's funny that men with weak jaw lines hiding behind beards and cute girls with weak jaw lines are the reason behind the dysgenics of the human race.Square faced warriors should reproduce with square faced warriors. Period.
>>523880238FlowBee and Wahl trimmers FTW!
>>523880194>if you dont spend more time and money making you look pretty than your woman you are just lazy, that is all
>>523878774With a neck like that there is no fucking way he can see his dick over his gut. How do fat fucks wipe their asses either? You all bidet people or what?
>>523878549He's just fat. I have a beard like that and my chin juts out. After shaving it's always going to be pale and irritated in spots.
>>523880432The human condition is pathetic and sad. I understand the practical reality but I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. It hurts so much.
Long hair + clean shaven or stubble (assuming jawline) is peak.
>>523878549they're secondary sex characteristics. A man without a beard is like a woman without tits.
>>523878549https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q9ugg9i0cQ
>>523878549no guy with decent chin is doing that faggotry
>>523878549from drummer of a metal band to chicano rat lol
>>523880432Odd question coming from a Jeet, but they are probably waffle-stompers in the shower.>>523880505You're a good man, (maybe,) but hopefully it's a wake up call for him.Fatty liver and T2D can kill you faster than the VAX
>>523879986>>523880154Well look on the bright side. He's no worse looking than Ron Jeremy and Ron Jeremy got tons of poon
>>523880238This is literally the highest maintenance approach which is technically by that standard the gayest.
>>523880432Having gone from super fat to barely overweight, yeah. You bidet or shower after wiping. I ended up with an infection from a tear from wiping too hard years ago and didn't realize how bad it was needing a fistula repair surgery. Still get some light leakage if I sweat too much or don't get dry before sitting down but I need to shower after shitting for gentleness and use soft paper.
>>523880299No faggot, that's what they gym is for. Put down the cheese pizza you faggot and hit the gym. If you need something like facial hair to make you stand out, you must be one incredibly ugly mother fucker.
>>523878549The conservative white American's holy trinity of masculinity: fat, beard, guns. Get knocked out by blacks on the streets in unarmed combat because too unathletic and slow. Always drives a car everywhere and relies on guns as his penis extension, but never actually uses them.
>>523878774I don’t feel for him because being a sloppy fat fuck is a choice.
>>523879255Family has plenty of chin but it's full of fat fucks. I'm ok with a weak chinned woman if she comes from a family of skinny women.
>>523878894Never cut your hair or beard. This is a cave man's natural state. Shaving and hair cuts is a Jewish invention
>>523880654I'm whiter than you nigger since I'm not a jeet. What's your fucking excuse?
>>523878677Keks & digits.
>>523880732If you can't grow beard don't blame me.Not everybody who has beard is fat and im not an American where are high obesity rates. Also calling people faggot is what usually homosexual do to compensate. Are you gay anon ?
>>523880683shaving your beard and head once every week or two takes couple minutes compared to all the shit long beard and hair is going to cause you every single day
>>523878549Beards are fucking gross. I wore a beard for a short period of time during the winter when I lived in the frozen north and it was a little extra face-armor but not worth how uncomfortable it was when not outside in 10 degree weather.Then came millenial hipsters who would absolutely GUSH about their "beard routines" and their specially formulate beard oil. At that point I realized that beards and beard people were the most gay thing that could ever be. If you have now or have ever had a mother-fucking "beard routine" you are an absolute pure distilled ultra-faggot.
>>523880700Well, thank you for sharing. Sorry you ate yourself into that state in the first place I guess.
>>523880891Among whites health is back in throughout most of the US. We got too ugly to fuck each other and the floor was found
>>523878549It's just their natural state. A lot of people are too afraid to embrace their true brute manly self.
>>523880973I don't think that's the problem the problem is that woman got choices via internet and now can do whatever they want. Before they fucked around in the village now they fuck intercontinentally but nothing changed hoes be hoes as always.
>>523878549No it's like hair that grows out of your lower face
>>523880847just checkin'you know 99% of leaf flags are jeets, yeah?>5 poasts, NO WebmsA FUCKING LEAF!
>>523878549He's pretty handsome. If he lost 80-100lbs and shaved that ridiculous mustache, he'd look pretty good.
>>523880733Doin't foget driving a pick up, wearing a baseball cap and mirror shades
>>523880915I concur. Once male pattern baldness kicked in I started shaving my whole head. Twice a week in the shower using just soap. Two minutes. I never have to buy "special foamy soap in a cam" and I never need to pay some homesexual or fat chain smoking roastie to cut my hair.
>>523880938I hate to be a faggot, but I only sustained it myself for years, I didn't get there myself. I was born slightly over 10lbs and morbidly obese my entire life until last year or so. My dad would constantly shame and insult me being an athlete and laborer, but literally never at any point of being an infant or toddler made sure I was fed properly, nor took time to actually find something physical to enjoy and just used shame and yelling insults as motivation at every age. I know that can be a 'whatever' for many, but that was on top of food being a coping mechanism for repeated molestation from a different family member. I got on track by quitting booze after 25 years first.
>>523880927Yeah I had a beard for a little while, nothing major, just a Commander Riker type beard, but it was itchy and annoying. Shaved again and realized how nice it was. But these metrosexual lumberjack impersonators are really something else
>>523881145Everyone in that picture has a beard routine and would love to tell you about it.
>>523881266I just shampoo mine with the same stuff I use on my head and comb it a bit.
>>523881325just use the regular soap that's all you need and shave it when it's too long.
>>523881378My dad always used soap everywhere. He was bald by 30 too. I don't shampoo every day, maybe every other but shower at least daily. What's been weird lately is eating properly i don't shit daily anymore.
>>523878894>how to groom yourself into ick
>>523878549Beards are based. Cope
>>523878549Face pubes
>>523878549>Are beards just makeup for men?Not really. They're a type of hair!
>>523881378I also use grooming scissors to trim, I dont use an electric trimmer. I let things grow but trim things outside a 'form' or errant
>>523881437If you know what's in it then it's okay i just don't want to use anything that have shit ton of chemicals inside.
>>523881501Wel yeah, they're secondary sex hair
>>523880432No idea how the landwhales are doing it. I'm 270, 6'2", and I'm feel like I'm going to die if I don't get back down to like 220 where I've normally been.
>>523880432You think that "I was myself with a rag on stick" on The Simpsons was simply a joke?
>>523881550I use electric because it's faster with it specially it have some beard shaving attachment which you like go over with few times and it's done and i can leave it like this for next two days.
>>523881642Same height and I'm down to 209 today shooting for 200. I was almost 390 4 years ago and wanted to die nearly every second
>>523878621who?
>>523878549>90 degree angled wigger overly manicured hairlineYeah no thanks chief.
>>523878549>>523878894the male version of woman without makeup
>this 1pbtid thread/webm againyou all need to kill yourselves
>>523880402I tried that look for shits and giggles like around eight years ago or so, and I kid you not, there's a huge subset of women trying fuck a guy who looks like a faggot but is up for fucking chicks.
>>523878549yes. it's how your dysgenic incel genes made it this far throughout the millennia. it's all over now, though, women wisened up to it. get the fuck out of my gene pool, subhuman.
>>523878549From skald to Andrew Schulz. He'll grow it back one day.
>>523878549bro shaved all that off just to look like shaved turkey.
>>523878647yeah, ok milk drinker. Let's stop pointing fingers before you sprain your wrist again.
>>523880073You have to take a shave from time to time or you're no better than a lazy slovenly nigger
>>523882233He needs to lose weight seriously. It's embarrassing when your BMI is 25+
>>523882294Unironically calling someone a milk-drinker makes you sound like a reddit tier faggot. Faggot.
>>523878549he needs dat ozempic bad
>>523878647Faggot.Without a beard I look like a highschooler.
>>523882782shut up nigger, you are nondescript.
>>523880073jeets cant grow bearts, why u bother?
Well, he might have a triple chin but at least his hairline is alright.
>>523881705> I was almost 390Damn fren. Are you on the GLP train?
>>523881266>step one: stop shaving>step two: literally nothingWow such routine and hard work.
>>523878549Beards have 2 jobsCover a weak chinCover a second chinBeards are deceptive and thus make up for men
>>523878549Women are obsessed with make up because they look like teenagers without it
>>523883365Complaining about beards is cope for beardlets.
>>523878894>get a haircut, they said
>>523878774Oh shit it's him!Ich möchte einen Berliner essen.
>>523878774>>523878894>>523878549keeeeeeeeekbut desu since late 80s anyone who started wearing beard (including goatee) or mustaches done it for the same reason as that guy didspecial facial featuresthey should apply for scifi comedy shows as extras>>523879203politics is for retards go to leddit if you want that
>>523878549beards are fine in and of themselves but they went from being a manly man thing to a onions leftist thing once they caught on that it hides their ugly nonexistant jawlines. No major hate towards beards but handsome guys somewhat clean shaven and a mustache are keno
>>523883304yeah if you want to look homelessgroom your beard nigga
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>>523883304Good dog! :)
>>523883676last of us season 3 looking crazy...
>>523878774Fat fucks don't deserve beards
>>523878549Does makeup naturally grow out of a woman's face?
>>523878549Ultimate test is shave your beard
>>523878894From Diamond Jim to Jimmy Dean, you can tell this guy is a mirror view away from pretending he has COVID so he can wear a mask until he can grow back his beard.NEXT
>>523879031This is what most dudes without beards look like. It's literally that in fact....
>>523878549That's AI generated you fools
>>523879986>Left : average weed dispensary>Right : starcuck baristaPick your fighter
>>523878549Yes. If I could grow a thicker beard I would do something like pic related. I love the look of this shit, even if youre fat as fuck you can just look like the inn keeper.
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Bears are fucking disgusting. A bush of fucking pubic hair on your face. Hygiene.
>>523878647Imagine trying to supress facial hair lol
>>523883229Fuck no. I quit drinking after over two decades and lost about 100. Got a really bad flu at the start of this year and couldn't eat or even get out of bed for weeks. Got me motivated to check a scale, start using a calorie app, and exercising with actual intent to gain muscle. I'm down 60 just since march. I eat a lot of beef and potates and cheese. I do a stationary bike and iso holds with dumbells. Did rowing when I was heavier but soreness kept me from doing more arm work
>>523885010Every religion/country that enforces male facial shaving fails. Prove me wrong.
>>523878549Beards are fine but if you lose weight you can look cool with one or without one
>>523884351Real side burns. General Burnside had them
>>523878549It's free an natural
Looks maxing to looks minimizing
better comparison
>>523878774>dat goiter I ever get that fat just kill me
>>523885192Be honest.Shouldn't it be?Look at the kind of men that are sporting beards now. I don't mean the movie actors, models or the 1% of good looking men that aren't degenerate slobs that sport professionally groomed beards. I mean the weird faggot at the grocery store.Society would benefit greatly if beards were socially rejected.
>>523885238??? Religions all formed in a barbaric age. Their views on how to manage human beings similar to animals don't apply to today. The Bible says you need to beat your children and offer them to God and only have sex to get your WIFE pregnant and if your wife is a whore you have to stay with her no matter what EVEN IF SHE IS FUCKING THE ENTIRE TOWN AND YOU ARE RAISING COUNTLESS OTHER MENS CHILDREN.i won't even both addressing the shitskin religions further because shitskins actually still are animals due to genetic predispositions and limitations.
>>523879764A man of culture right here
>>523880066wtf is this real
>>523878894Lol, everything about that was a downgrade
>>523878647Shut the fuck up jeet. You will never be civilized or a man.
>>523878549No it's just hair. If you shave a woman's head slick bald does that make hair makeup for women?
>>523878774It's uncanny.
Single men should have short beards (1/4th to 1/2 cm) to show off both their beard and chin geneticsMarried men can do whatever the hell they want because they've already attracted a mate that knows their genetic quality
>>523878774>I feel for him. You know he's regretting that.Why, it will probably grow back in two weeks... even thicker.
>>523879986lol that's literally me on the left.
>>523878647>Shave your bearOk, done. What now?
>>523878549they used to help caucasoid people survive in very cold weathersnowadays they're exclusively cosmetic
Beards are masculinity manifest. They also protect from punches and the elements. Shaving is for faggots and is exclusively western European faggotry just like the Gentleman culture. Men were designed to function optimally with long hair and long beards.
>>523878549I have no facial hair nor body hair at all;P
Anyone arguing against beards for being deceitful should insist that any woman they date be bald headed since women without hair are in their "true" appearance with no camouflage
After years of men being slapped by women, us men evolved beards to protect from their anger
https://youtu.be/6Ro7NubzE9A?si=oC4iBuSBxpHddW6i
>>523878549the Sherman rule should apply to all beards any longer then this is ridiculous and cope for chinletts
>>523878549>Are beards just makeup for men?Kind of. I'm a chubby boy, I've got a bit of a double chin although not as bad as this guy and I've considered growing a beard to cover it up. I just generally don't like beards though, I like how clean my face feels after a shave and a beard seem like they'd be a pain in the ass to keep clean and neat.
>>523878894>two stud earringsoh so he's gay
>>523878549damn he went from cool pot smoking rush enjoyer. to coercing preteen boys to do anal for a hit of his vape lookmaxxing
>>523882294The duality of men is I think this anon casually using Skyrim insults is fun. You can be a man and have fun.
>>523878549i simply prefer to not stroke my face with razors
>>523878647this is a chink that cant grow a beard lol
>>523878894>>523878774People keep poking fun but I think he looks nice. Certainly he could lose some weight and look even better.
>>523878647>Shave your bear
This fucking barber should die in a fire. Oiled and sharpened razor foils only need one pass and won't cause burns. Fucking dull blades get real hot.
Who was superior? Romans or the Greeks. That is the question.
>>523879659The difference is no beard on me shows off my jawline and no beard on you turns you into a fat ugly woman
>>523878549>Are beards just makeup for men?nah. theyre at least governed by genetics. if a guy has a shit jaw but can gro an amazing beard, its still his genetics. A woman has shit lashes and a shit face but uses makeup, thats fake, no genetics in play.
>>523878549From cool lumberjack to croatian warehouse managerwew lad
>>523878549bahahahaha
Women meticulously apply makeup, watch tutorials, and spend lots of money on it. A beard grows becuase a guy is being lazy, unhygienic, doesn't want to spend money on razors, or it's cold. It happens passively and takes the opposite of effort. Some metrosexual twat who's goes beyond basic hygiene and the occasional haircut and is ritualisticly applying balms and oils and brushing and combing and using special shampoos and surgically triming, waxing, and styling his beard every day is similar, sure, but that's becuase they're acting like a preening faggot just like a woman. This is true whether it's some Patrick Bateman teir skin care regime ensuring you're allways baby smooth or some gay bear looking lumberjack sexual. Try hards are gay. Just b urself bro.
>>523879918Too bad ur an ugly fag that’s never gonna get laid
>>523878647ThisAs norms father used to sayGet a shave
>>523879101this happened to me, i spent the year hanging out with bros, slamming beers daily, eating fast food like a champ, come warm time i take off the hoodie and theres a fuckin gut
>>523878894this aint the same person
