It's finally here. This is the final day. 3I ATLAS Blue Beam is finally here. This is the biggest event of the past 1000 years.
>>523888935DECEMBER 19THBROS IT'S FINALLY HERE WE WON
>>523889019we are all HELLBOUND!!!
>>523889058>we
>>523888935Pull a heaven's gate faggot or are you too much of a pussy?
>>523888935Reminder that FUCKING MARS is closer than this rock
>>523888935why the fuck would aliens be leaving a giant trail of shit behind them
ayy lmao
>>523888935HOLY SHIT IM BEEEEEEEAMING!
>>523889174... science keeps making this same basic error over and over again, they said the same thing about the moon and pluto: it doesn't matter if it looks small and far away, it still has an effect on us
>>523888935I wish we had compiled a succinct infographic on how we know this is an alien spaceship but alas it's not 2016 anymore and we are no longer young and spry
bros we gotta beam
>a flying rock flew over my houseK, keep me posted
>>523889353beam with me bro
>>523888935
>>523888935>Blue beam happing > meme flag Whew
>>523889361Fake an alien invasion rather than release the Epstein List
is it here?
>>523889058Show flag jeet or Jew
>>523889449Says the meme flag
>>523889476HELLBOUND!!!
>>523889449the comet is a well-timed omen
>>523889120Let’s cut off all our cocks and balls you and OP first!
>>523888935bump
>>523889544INDEED IT IS
>>523889544I'm so fucking excited for the deluge tomorrow
>>523888935>>523888935
>>523888935Isn't it on the opposite side of the sun from us right now?
Dudes who believe in Sci fi dorky math space gadget shit are literally as retarded and pathetic as fat girls who believe in hexes and witchcraft
>>523889727This is an old pic but the earth has only moved slightly. The "closest pass" is still over 200,000,000 miles
>>523888935Hurry up. I can't wait for it to smash and destroy this shithole of earth
>>523889649I hate you
>>523889353There's a general on >>>/x/ that has all of this.
>>523890066you hate me?
>>523890325he is HELLBOUND!!!!
>>523890325that image
>>523890612the lotus flower is the true shape of this flat earth universe
>>523888935a bit late to the party, aren't you?
>>523890760akshually, if you've been paying attention, its actually a big pineapple under the sea, looks like an acorn, the trajectory of the stars.
>>523890517all masons are hellbound, friend
>>523891396i guess my grandfather is in HELL then! Praise Surya Dev!
>>523891970>i guess my grandfather is in HELL thenunless you repent, you'll join him too, turn to Jesus
>>5238889353IATLAS IS FROM URANUS anons
>>523889058you shouldn't take the vaxx, dork...
>>523889445>Blue beam happingthat's bad. thou shalt not hap.
>>523892468aaaaaaaattttt lasssssssssyooooooorrrr anussssssss has cum alongggggggyour lonely gays are swollen>played to the tune of>https://youtu.be/1qJU8G7gR_g?si=DGEp5jKyKAceZ-x1
Alien bobs and vagene
>>523889437Dear Diary,Nothing important happened today.Love,George III4 July 1776
>>523888935>3I ATLAS BLUE BEAM HAS ARRIVEDPLEASE let this finally be the end of the world
>>523893697Well the epstein list does get released today
>>523888935Nothing ever happens
>>523893989SURE it does
>>523894084They are legally required to release it today
Nothing happened.. again.
>>523888935Will I get a qt Lyran gf?No, so fuck the whole thing in general
>>523894016Do you think it's possible these cat ayys are actually the evil ones? Think about all you have seen in life. How evil is called good and good is called evil. Jews are the victim always and anyone who resists them is evil. In the hypothetical ayys are real scenario wouldn't it be wise to be skeptical of the "good" ones? Especially if they have the appearance of something humans unanimously think is cute. Cats are sadistic predators as well.
>>523894863They are cute and like snugglesThat's pretty much enough for meIf there's a problem I'll find my laser pointer to distract them
>>523889544"Signs in the heavens" or sum shyt
I think it's a planer seeder and it spews out proteins.
>>523888935IT'S GONNA BE 199.99 MILLION MILES INSTEAD OF 200 MILLION MILES AWAY!!!!
>>523888935winter solsticethe 21st
>>523889649THE GREAT DELETE-R
>>523888935Sorry OP, but astronomers declared this week as week of deadly calm
>>523889120Erect the Proper AfterLife PostScarcity Transport SystemDo Souls Travel At LightSpeed?Type Levels Are Wonderous
>>523889058you gotta be whiskeybent first in that order
>>523897441You no longa make The Rules.
Can I look at it with my own eyes?
Overit.
I was driving through oklahoma early last week and saw a ufo with that same light blue colorthey might be here brehs
I wonder what grift will you retards all for next
>>523888935Cools i wanna see the laser show
>>523894996Escalate the apocalypse!
>>523889590>tfw the humans are about to be recycledhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RBYsQE4Pxb4
>>523888935Maybe it's what Freemasons have secretly been waiting for and they all drink the magic kool aid this week
>>523892468spawned henceforth from the spacious depths of the goatse
>>523888935>its literally blue>its literally a beam>mfw
>>523889231They're indian
>>523897965Yea that's the idea. Project Blue Beam
>>523888935Do I have to go to work then? If aliens are abducting me later I might as well play vidya
>>523898090
>>523888935I welcome my blue colored bean overlords.Been thinkin bout em.
>>523899038Project HELLBOUND!!!
>>523889058>peeopes helln fnuai is retarded
just beamed aboard, AMA.
>>523899300PEEOPES HELLN FNU!!!!!
>>523889819>200,000,000 milesThe Sun is literally closer lmao.
>>523897712God I hope so
>>523888935Where is my ayyy lmao gf I got promised?
>>523889019ok, slovow
>>523897965LESSSSS GO
>>523888935Two more weeks!!
>>523888935>>523889819Nothingburger. Earth should have been left of Venus with 3I Atlas left of Earth in order to get a good picture of it not faked by piece of shit NASA Mars & Chinese niggers.
what's this now ? Yes I've been living under a rock, every day for 6 months focusing on making music. My normie friend brought this up and figured it was twitter/instagram trash. hurr durr what's your favorite conspiracy bro ? Mine's atlas, project bluebeam huhuhUhUhUuhuh. I was like you don't even know what it means do you ? You just like the words project bluebeam because they sound cool. huhuhuh yeah huhuhuh whats are the CHANS saying bro ?Raise your hand if you have friends like this...
>>523900088twice as close. it's funny people think something will happen just because its 0.4% closer than yesterday
>>523900825That can't be real
>>523902585pretty sure it is. it was that meteor in argentina bout a year ago. lots of other recordings exist.
>>523902585it was real in my mind
>it's aliems! >anything advanced enough to space travel is going to send a precursor!>what? are you a denier or something?>fucking bigot i've pretty well had it with these mc'faggotspicrel is not attached because i herbed your fucktard arse
>>523903040That was in Portugal-Spain in May 2024.
>>523888935Oh Look gagging faggots its only 200 000 000 miles away on its way back to URANUS ...
>>523899020
>>523888935>>523889019QRD?
>>523888935That's not an asteroid, that's a planet!THE FUCK IS THIS CAPTCHA WHOLY SHITT
mh... so?
Putin just said this is russian secret weapon
>>523905111We're now only 2 weeks away from the Project Bluebeam launch.
>>523888935Hopis believe that humanity is currently residing in the fourth world, Túwaqachi. Like the previous worlds, Túwaqachi is also prophesied to be destroyed because of the corruption of humanity.The final signThe ninth and final sign of destruction is described by White Feather as, "You will hear of a dwelling-place in the heavens, above the earth, that shall fall with a great crash. It will appear as a blue star. Very soon after this, the ceremonies of my people will cease". "The end of all Hopi ceremonialism will come when a Kachina removes his mask during a dance in the plaza before uninitiated children." This absence of Hopi ceremonialism will coincide with the destruction of the fourth world. World War III will begin and the United States will be ripped apart by war, leaving only the Hopis and their homeland intact. The war of the end of the world is described as "a spiritual conflict with material matters".According to Hopi prophecy, shortly after the Blue Star Kachina is visible to all and the Day of Purification is realized, the True White Brother will come to earth in search of Hopi "who steadfastly adhere to their ancient teachings". It is said that if the True White Brother fails in his mission and is unable to find uncorrupted men and women, that the earth will be completely destroyed and none will be spared. However, if successful in bringing the symbols and finding those who still follow the true Hopi way of life, the world will be created anew and all the faithful will be saved from destruction.
>>523905241Scully, the biggest mystery here is how the production of our show managed to get hordes of coomspiracy theorists to fetishize a redhead jewish yenta witch for all these years.
>>523888935Space isn't real, only Brown's beleive in space
is something supposed to happen today?
>>523888935Tumor weeks any moment trust the plan yeah yeah
>>523889340Why is it allowed to manipulate us?
>>523889819the weakest fucking happening i have ever seen in my 50 years of life.this site is the gayest it has ever been
>>523888935>>523889727>>523889819there is a direct line of sight
>>523907246our little faggot solar system cant handle foreign discrepancies
>>523905111We're only 2 decades away from getting ass rape by chat gpt ayylmaos for being mean to joos
>>523905111We're only 2 decades away from getting ass raped by chat gpt ayylmaos for being mean to joos
End the thread now Jannie faggots along with the inorganic 5 extra posts so the goyim don't realize this thread is all generated slop
aaaaaaaand nothing happened, like alwaysyou're still getting up early monday morning for your wagie ritual, chuddy
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>>523899020love me some deens
can somebody give me the TLDR version of 3i? I have seen the threads pop up in the past months but never paid any attention to it and now Im getting fomo'd
>>523888935Ave Maria
>>523911813It behaves oddly and some people were hoping it was aliens.
>>523911897do we know by now that its not aliens? it never is aliens :(
>>523889058NO SATANIC MONSTER, WE ARE NOT HELLBOUND, AND CHRIST IS KING, FUCK YOU KIKE
>>523889649Top kek
Greetings Earthniggers.Prepare to be probed.
>>523888935GOOD MORNING ATLASHEADS
>>523888935https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mq-aK-qfkQ
>>523902585It was real. Rare af.
PROJECT BLUE BALLS
>>523888935Calm down,l (((Avi Loeb))).
>>523889819The low IQ retards ITT will ignore this image. They hear "closer" and refuse to see that the fucking sun is like 98 million miles away from Earth and still "closer" than the fucking comet is.
>>523888935It's invisible and is already gone. No?
>>523905645>YentaWhat.
>>523889819>>523915324That's what I thought.
>>523907314I am also old. What a bummer.
YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED IF YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENSDUMB NIGGERS
What will your ayy gf be like bros?
>>523915735You're a retard if you don't. That is not including discussion of whether or not they are fallen angels. Someone who thinks aliens are demons is higher IQ than someone who outright denies their existence.
>>523888935no alien would ever visit us. they would take one look at india and immediately turn around
>>523916038Lmao this faggot believes in demons Holy shit no wonder I see so many threads bitching about the new captcha.This place has become spacial needs class
>>523915530Did you take that photo?
>>523916435Satan's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist
>>523888935Can I see it with naked eye so I can laugh at it?
Nothing has finally arrived The great Blue Nothing Star.It Happened
Well, it looked like it could have been a good stand in for a happening.There's always hope in two weeks!
>>523917094You ain't gonna see shit unless you have a telescope, I tried but now its cloudy here.
>>523917223This is avatarfagging.
>>523917251All those colors.
>>523916639I haven't taken photos in years. My soul is dead.
>>523917645Gods Christmas lights>>523917689Hope its not terminal
>>523888935Fuckers smoked us out with chemtrails in an obvious effort to conceal the sky.
>>523912071If it's aliens it's just a probe. That shit has been traveling for a long ass time there's no way there's beings inside of it.
>>523898035Beat me to it
IM GONNA STAB IT IN THE ASS!!!!
