I ejaculate directly into the toilet bowl when I sleep at a hotel by myself.
>>523890374BBBbased beyond beliefblast the AC full maximumsleep like you are in the north europe brother
>>523890374i just jerk off in the shower like i always do
>>523890374I jerk off all over the sheets and pillows
>>523890374>I ejaculate directly into the toilet bowl when I sleep at a hotel by myself.I ejaculate up the facuet in both the kitchen and bathroom.
Hello everybody, my name is Nate Higgers and I hate niggers.
>>523890374I prefer to coom in those bibles they have in the dressers
>>523890374I squirt my jizz right into the room maid's greedy pusy if you know what I mean.
>>523890374ok
>>523890374Hotel walls like a Jackson Pollock Painting under UV
>>523890374Not into the AC/Heater?
I do my cock sneeze on that fuzzy blanket they never wash
I will never leave my home again except to go to Costco every 8 days.
why? you know there's a venezuelean maid that comes in the morning and changes all the towels and sheets. just cum all over everything.
>>523890672this guy hasnt traveled for at least 10 years
>>523890374isn't it the right thing to do
>>523890374You ever at your gf’s house and piss directly into the kitchen sink late at night?Dicey business, that.
>>523890374>nut into the hand towel.>re-warp it up like it was never used.I hope your maids who checked the room actually washed them.
>>523890967is your name Hiki komori ?
>>523891069Forgot to add “gf’s parents’ house”.Always have to be on alert for her mom while you’re pissing
>>523890374Tell me you're white without telling me you're white
>>523891081bad news if the next occupant is raped and murdered and your jizz is all over the place .. just sayin'
>>523890374I'm at a Hilton hotel right now eating some TGI Friday's wings, and watching some broad on Kick
I CUM DIRECTLY INTO THEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL
>>523891128One time I fucked my girlfriend I. The middle of the night at her parents house and her mom was like hanging out by the door listening to us. It was weird. What was even worse was I didn’t see her when I walked out to take a piss with a hard on still and I ran right into her and she felt my cock. Weird lady really nice tho but she was some kind of deviant
>>523890628Hi Nate
>>523890374Been there, done that but the issue is that leads to a less intense orgasm. Having to point it down into the toilet bowl while you're standing up is gonna be worse overall. Just jerk off on a tissue.
>>523890628Nice to have you here Nate, you sound like a fine gentleman. You will fit right in.
>>523890594This is the sensible way. I'll jerk off in the toilet at home because I don't want to wash my sheets. At a hotel, someone else gets to take care of that indignity.
>>523890602the quintessential aussie
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>>523890903Kek
>>523890374When i ejaculate it burns but i think it's beacause i used marginerene in a pocket pussy last week
I just cum on everything and let it fly no matter where I am. I make big cums
>>523894646My dick does not "point down" when it's hard. That would be exceptionally painful. Not sure how people do it.
when i was 12 i thought that flushing my cum down the toilet would result in it fertilizing some poo in the sewers and eventually my poo child would come find mebecause of that i used to do it in my underwear and thought my parents couldn't tellthey never said anything about it though and i kinda blame them for it because i was 12 of course i was a retard but they should have known to tell me that i smelled like cum and they were sick of washing my cum stained underwear
>>523895260It's okay, I did the same thing at 12.
>>523890374I coom directly into the illegal immigrant cleaning ladies mouth. And then as im leaving with my bags to check out I turn and look at her ominously and say -"And keep the change ya filthy animal.."
