> Be me, living in a broken timeline simulation> Cabal trying to summon big entity for max power> Need incredible amount of Chaos MagickRecipe:> Start with Y2k panic. Then 9/11.> Add billionaire playboy with White House dreams.> Link him to time travel tech.> Unleash globalvirus.exe.> Steal election. Create numerous criminal charges.> Usher in AI while everyone is lonely and depressed.> Chaos Dragon goes NOM NOM.> Re-elect Trump.> Delete Charlie Kirk.BUT A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX KEEPS SCREWING THEM UP.
> Enter N.G.B.> Political nobody. Loves Christ.> 2014: Sails around some random island in Caribbean with a golden dome .> 1260 biblical days later the golden dome flies off the temple. > NPC's: whocares.exe> joins a religious cult. > learns they're necromancers stealing his destiny. > Covid released just to stop him from rising.> Loses everything. Spawns in France.> Fulfills prophecy anyway.> Warlocks admit: "We broke the world to stop him."> Fast forward.> Trump wins. Pope dies.> World.inverts()> Trump: reinstallgolddome.exe> N.G.B. moves to Colombia server.> 322 deletes Charlie K. as their chosen "head wound king"> bullet misses and slits throat instead. > Next day, 9/11: Hit squad sent for N.G.B. in Colombia. > Mission Failed.> Simulation starts collapsing.> Gov begins admitting Majestic-12 is real the same fateful day.> Simulation's save files were corrupted. > Epstein files forced out. > Can't outrun Catastrophic Disclosure.> N.G.B. gains new superpowers and time travel from the years of tormenting experiments.> NPCs still don't care.> Neither do I.> Let it burn.> winRAR> MFW I'll make new toys from your ash. > Show tits or get incinerated.
