Imagine thinking you need to defend yourself but you don't want to harm your attacker. Imagine thinking fighting back with a towel actually works
>bro you can't just kick the niggers outI have a very strong hate for these people. They SHOULD be stabbed.
>>523894010if that goymany chick did that to me id squish her wrist until she lets go of the knoife then id tactically restrict her booba
>>523894010Where can I get a magic towel at?
>>523894010Towels are banned here
The US said we had to step up for our own security and now we are.
Better to use a shamwow
>>523894010if you wet it and turn it into a whip, does a towel become an illegal weapon?
>>523894274You'd have to be Jackie Chan for it to become a weapon. 100% of German citizens would get slaughtered if they even tried to use it as a weapon for self defense against Mohamed. Globofaggo would of course consider you a dangerous racist criminal for defending yourself with a wet towel while bleeding from 20 stab wounds.
>>523894527what if you got a really old fucked up ratty towel and made a garrote out of it?
>>523894010Maybe the real self defense was the friends we made along the way?
>>523894010British people now need a towel loicence.The towel must also not exceed 0.5 meters in length.
>>523894010https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kbkysPTnHcSocial media has primed an environment where this type of degeneracy is not only accepted, it thrives. Social media desensitizes and radicalizes even moderates into believing heinous and abhorrent behavior is acceptable under the correct context. Spend just 5 minutes on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, you will find hordes of these deranged people. They exist among us. The FBI knows about them but never acts until it is far too late. Western society is on a one-way fast track to collapse as long as social media continues to destroy minds and decay the culture.
>>523894197I had to put my towel in the designated towel bin last monthI’ve been using a beach towel lately but looks like they’re banning that too
>>523894010they should unironically carry chili powder mixed with sand for throwing in their attacker's eyeshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metsubushi
>>523896092>beach towelThere's absolutely no reason for the general public to have unrestricted access something that absorbent.Air drying your body is just as effective, and keep us all safer.
>>523894010how the fuck do you go from wehrmacht to this
>>523894010Do Germans just carry a French flag with them at all times?
>>523894010Imagine thinking an attacker wouldn't be going 100% with that knife, that towel isn't doing anything
>>523894010one can always learn paper warfare
>>523896465Specially how he handles it. Using the Towel like a whip might at least hurt.
>>523896465That's just a demo, you put cloth iron in the towel and swing it over the rapist head thus leaving no dna trace
>>523896431He forgot to bring a towel.
>>523896431As much as I dislike niggers getting up in my shit. Slicing his throat with a bottle was a fucking bitch move
>>523896393that webm is from a hospital. look at the clothing of the people. I researched it.it's a self defense course for hospital staff.the towel guy is the Chefarzt and does combat sport in private life.He teaches the staff so they are prepared if a patient chimps out.https://www.tagesschau.de/video/video-1387466.html
>>523894010Where's the part where you drop your pants and spread wide open
>>523894010Towelheading the towelheads... Brilliant.
>>523900149was that intentional?
>>523896250>HowWomen in charge
>>523895798This is true. The only exception is for towelheads.
>>523896431>shutters go down as you die alonethe fate of all non-Chads
>>523894010Ultimate gaslighting.He unironically would get people killed.Should be sued fro fraud dangerous to health and life.
>>523894010That towel could be useful when a nigger burns her alive
>>523894102 BASED goon fu practicioner
