I don't get Gen Xoomers crying about being "latchkey kids!" You guys realize you being latchkey kids is the reason you would regularly have sex at young ages like 11 to 15, which you make fun of Zoomers for having their first time later in life? It's also the reason you were a 21 year old Xoomer going to a Blink 182 concert with your 13 year old Xoomer girlfriend.Complaining about being a "latchkey kid" is like complaining that your steak is too juicy
My mom let our gay neighbors babysit me so they could practice for when they adopt because she saw it on an episode of Roseanne and they raped me.