How do I escape the draft?
>>523930831starting eating like a slob and become morbidly obese
>>523930831>leg injury>fake (or exaggerate real) mental illness>become MORBIDLY obese>putting punji traps under your welcome mat for the officers
>>523930831Troon out.
>>523930831Start by making better shops
>>523930831Kek so they are advocating murdering people yeah definitely what a good government would do
>>523930831if you escape the draft, you will miss out. your peers will all be connected, militarized, disciplined, combat ready chads while you will never reach their potential. The reason why americans etc. are all pissed at bringing back the draft is mostly because they are scared of the future european youth, stealing their girlfriends and so on.
>>523930831feign mental illness.
Lol, too funny.We ain't coming to save you retards this time. Gl
>>523931088You should make that your national flag, kike
>>523930831Drafters and press ganger are outnumbered by huge numbers. That is all you need to know.
>>523930831Killing shabbos politicians and their kike bosses is the only heroic path.Fight the war at home.
>>523930831>How do i escape the draft.By killing servicemen and police when they attemot to force you.Spread the word."And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?"
>>523930831>I will kill the first jew I lay my eyes upon you nigger faggot HUURRR HURRRR HURRR HURR tell me why this wouldn't work
>>523930831Fuck it, we're going in. It's time for white people to reclaim our destiny.
>>523930831convert to islam
Just don't go. If someone tries to force you, shoot them. Oh wait. I dunno, I guess move. Come live with me in America.
>>523931540british zoomers in the future, americans and foreigners already trembling in fear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvRUpkTrTGk&list=RDNvRUpkTrTGk&start_radio=1
>>523930831Be brown and Muslim. Failing that, get AIDs. Godspeed zoomie
>>523930831Your options are:>1) Become homelessThey can't draft you if they don't know your address to come get you.>2) Feign mental ilnessWackos, nutjobs, and the mentally infirm can not be trusted to wield guns around other people, they are cray cray.>3) Flee the countryTaking all your money and fleeing to some shithole where there is no war going on can enable you to escape the draft, but some countries might extradite you so go to a non-extradition country>4) Troon outLadies don't get sent to the frontline because #1 they make babies(Troons aren't real women thus can't birth children) #2 Jews want White women to stay behind to fuck shitskins so they wont draft them. Additionally trooning out is selling your soul to the Devil basically so Satan may not draft you(but could stab you in the back and draft you anyway.)>5) Hide at someone's houseSome people will realize the dangers of war and hide you in their house, but they could betray you and then send you to the frontlines, it's risky, there are better options.
>>523930831Convert to islam
>>523930831Just say no lmao
>>523930831I wish they do a draft here so I can live out my psychopath fantasies. Feeding commissioners to dogs or eating them alive myself.
Just claim youre a muslim and islam does not allow you to fight for a christian country
>>523931703>>2) Feign mental ilness>Wackos, nutjobs, and the mentally infirm can not be trusted to wield guns around other people, they are cray cray.You need an official diagnosis, autism or for a stronger case, schizophrenia(but they will force medications on you.)
>>523930831How can these fuckers be so delusional.
>>523930934You can cakebreak a fatty real easy.
>>523931512People need to be more proactive but they don't know where to start. Really without phone books people are going to have to just start at the largest houses and work their way down until quality of life improves.
>>523930831If you are drafted, your life is over.You might as well shoot the draft officers.
>>523931919Kind of seems like denying Christ. Christians can't do this, it will incur the wrath of God.
>>523930831Deport Ukrainians back. They will be fighting instead of you. It is their motherland, not yours.
>>523930831show up in a dress with make up on.
>>523930831When the draft officers come just answer there door naked and shitting >poo poo pee pee >I like turtles
>>523931703>>1) Become homeless>>5) Hide at someone's houseThe UK surveillance state will be on steroids during a war. They'll sniff out where you are unless you literally go live in the woods.>>2) Feign mental ilness>>4) Troon outThey can check your history to see whether your "mental illness" or "dysphoria" only magically manifested after the war began. Plus if you are that "mentally ill" you'll be institutionalized and drugged to shit, is that any better than the draft? Your only actual option is 3, and of course that can't be through the airport. Better invest in a good dinghy.
>>523930831I wouldn't know.
>>523930831be brown
>>523930831lol just say nigger and kike and they will levae you alone bro, trust me.
>>523932416>drugged to shit, is that any better than the draft?Yeah?
>>523930831>ctrl-f "frag">0 resultsThis board has gone to shit.
>>523930831Our hands look like this [bloodied]So your hands can look like this [intense rubbing]
>>523932127Jesus christ lol how fucking gay
>>523930831>>523931703Do you think the state is omniscient? You can just stay at an undisclosed address and they won't be able to find you. It's literally that simple, god the people here are so retarded.
>>523932416I would say being institutionalized is better than dying in the meat grinder, yes. In America they don't institutionalize you unless you come off your meds or commit a crime which they believe was the result of your mental illness.
>>523930831Oi, you don't want to die to protect Muhammad and the new diverse Britain? You a traitor or something bruv? Pick up your white feather then coward.
>>523933043and on top of that a judge needs to sign an order. In the old days people could call the police if they even suspected you were nutty and you would be in the nut house by the end of the day.
>>523932416>>523931703Countries without an extradition treaty with the UK.
>>523932079become the top brass fuck puppet far from actual deployment, well tought anon
>>523930831Let's face it. Most Whites will be drafted. What will you tell God when you die in the Jewish meatgrinder and get to heaven? Will God let your through those pearly gates?Revelation 20:15 (ESV)>“And if anyone’s name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.”
>>523931919True. Islam only fights for God and his angels, all the prophets and messengers sent to earth. Islam only fights for truth and justice. So Muslims will take no part. Good luck to all gay kuffar and brainrotten goyims. Imagine getting drafted to wars sponsored by a bunch of money hungry pedophiles. And most of you will oblige, just like you did with the vaccines. Good luck getting raped on the battlefield.
>>523930831have a blade taped on the inside of your front door
>>523930831Say you don't participate and would kill politicians and jews with a gun. What will they do? Worst case kill the slavers, since you would die anyways. Gov has no power and no loyalty by the people and they know that themselves.
