Describe the driver, /pol/.
Easily manipulatedWealthy but didn't earn itProbably a pedophile
>>523944399why are you poor then?
>>523944328loves poo
Probably a guy with money to blow, thought it would be a fun toy, fucks hot sluts and never calls them back, has a woodworking hobby, went fishing once and didn't care for it, enjoys biscoff spread.
>>523944328a wigger with a political identity crisis
The type of guy who believes aliens build the pyramids because he watched Joe Rogan
smells like curry
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>>523944328Elon, because nobody else wants to drive that retarded thing.
>>523944462Actual rich people don't buy that shit. That is some new money nigger behavior.
>>523944328Owns a Sig P320Shoots it once a yearWife has noticeable botoxLives in North TexasOver 50
>>523944328Screaming for help as a fire rages through the car and fire fighters look on puzzled at their inability to open the door
>>523944328Tech bro
>>523944328unbotheredmoisturizedhappyin his lanefocusedflourishing
sucker
>>523944328non-existent.I saw a few on the roads when they first started coming out, but now not a single one is still rolling on the road.I assume everyone traded in the pieces of shit as soon as the panels started separating and various other technical issues began showing up.
>>523945191other manufacturers began putting those fucking retarded pop-out door handles on their cars. mercedes is one i know that does it.told the owner that there have been multiple stories of people burning to death in cars like that if they get in a crash and the electrical system is disconnected from the doors. she traded it in about a month after that.
>>523944328A lot of people just lease it for fun and then they're on to the next thing
>>523944328It's the longest one, most likely of the set to be used. Bulbous head with an angled flat.
>>523944328Based on the ones in our town, they're people who really like car wrap advertisements. I guess the angular shape makes them great as moving billboards.
>>523944328Cool, Does not think about looks or name plate, knows that there are too many Niggers and Spics with guns so better get something that can stop bullets instead of wasting money on a G65 that does not have bullet proof glass so basically anyonw with a handgun can get your car then rape your wife and daughter while you have to watch because you decided to buy Nazi shit.Just make sure you change the door handles to manual release cabes and replace that steering wheel. Oh and dont park it in your house while it charges.
>>523945780i know of a few advertising companies that got them and wrote them off as company cars and the owners drove them like their personal vehicles, but that was months ago and they stopped driving them. again, I assume because the technical issues became too much to ignore. EVs are not great and teslas are fucking retarded.
>>523944328Soccer moms and SpaceX employees.
>>523945895a few millimeters of sheet metal wont stop a high caliber rifle. stop deepthroating tesla propaganda. tesla is a welfare queen of a company that wouldnt exist today if they didnt survive off of government handouts from obunga and the orange nigger.
>>523944328Its always a middle aged jeeta
Worships Vishnu
>>523945191They make shitty trucks but excellent tandoori ovens
>>523944328Indian.
>>523944328rich from having some super scammy job like data consultant that doesn't actually do anything, marketing, or scam green energy non-profit like huckstering wind farms, usually work from home does e-mountain biking wife is a total bitch that is a foodie and collects ugly art on the school board or involved in some community shmooze activity like town board skis wears a $1200 dollar arcteryx jacket with leather casual dress shoes
>>523944462I have enough in checking alone to buy 3 of those but I won’t because I DONT FUCKING NEED IT. Stop jumping on the fanboy fagwagon every time one of your “idols” tells you to buy something they don’t give a fuck what you think or who you are only what you will buy to make them money. I stopped getting the latest tech years ago I buy refurb cell phones and laptops 2 years old refurbished. I keep my cell phone in a faraday bag and drive an 04 350z so when I’m out no one can track me. Wife and I are both worth 7 figures but you wouldn’t know it. We don’t flaunt that shit. Maybe a little when we travel but at home nope.
>>523944328>Describe the driver, /pol/.no one, cause no one drives that shit
>>523944483>>523945008>>523946172Hmmm I wonder
>>5239443286'4", 200lbs (all muscle), extremely hip, huge cock, several hot girlfriends, excellent taste in Scotch (loves Octomore)
>>523944328Rapes lizardsRapes women 10 minutes post birthRapes billboards with attractive womenPulls pick up lines on works of art
>>523945191what exactly is the problem numales have with the door handles?>wow they lied about the self driving and the mileage and the resale value but jee whiz no door handles im in the future
>>523946487Wealthy people are the most interesting mix of minority down to earth practical people and neurotic richmeme nepobaby idiots who couldn't run a game of plinko let alone produce something of value >t. Security biz
>>523946006Yea I know... they made most of the money from CAFE resale credits... You can make any car bullet proof, add kevlar inside what not, but the cyber-cuck looks cool as far as EV design goes. Most people I see have Base G63 wagons, begging to get jacked and raped. If you pidss off the wrong people you need serious armor, Cybercuck should be good for your random car jacker with a handgun at the stop light.
>>523946485> wears a $1200 dollar arcteryx jacket with leather casual dress shoesKek
>>523947035i know a guy who planned to buy two of these and he was going to tow one behind the other so it could "charge" and then switch every 500 mileslike he really thought he figured out free energydumb moneyhe ended up getting sick and dying instead probably ate some toadstoolspeople think rich == smart and they have nothing to do with each other
>>523947201>people think rich == smart and they have nothing to do with each otherOh absolutely not. If anything on average they're dumber, because when an average person acts flat out retarded they fail. Reverse Darwinism almost. It'll be one guy running business to about 10-20 retarded relations riding the coat tails and running expensive cars into posts.
>>523944328Owner of a Steam Deck, Apple Watch, and Apple Vision Pro.Spends $150 dollars a month on streaming subscriptions alone.Entirely oblivious to surroundings at all times.Gets ghosted after suggesting scuba diving or camping as a first date.Has framed movie posters and at least one Displate.Copes daily with consequences of poor decisions.
>>523944328faggothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNIlopdOLgE
>>523944328trend chaser
>>523947201I’ve never heard of a guy who tried doing a troll physics comic in real life.
>>523947201>switch every 500 milestoo bad towing reduces the mileage massively--much more than with internal combustion trucks, and another reason why EV trucks are stupid.he could get like 150 miles doing that.
>>523944328ruZZian asshole like pootin, he likes faggoty shit like this.
>>523948251Uses Better Help for therapy, day trades on Robinhood, vaxxed and boosted, posts on X while taking a shit, checks Reddit daily, married but in some kind of poly/ENM relationship
>>523944328There are several of these in my suburban neighborhood, along the route I walk with my dog every day. I know a few of the owners. They're all normal and unremarkable. They all think the truck is super cool. The interior and ride quality are terrible. My wife has a new Model Y, which we both love. I drive an R8 V10, which blows them all away. Life is good.
>>523945143>Actual rich people don't buy that shit. That is some new money nigger behavior.You're right and wrong. Rich people don't typically buy such shit, but the people who do drive it are often cash-strapped high income people, like my neighbors. Many of them have a household income >$500K but have very little actual wealth, other than home equity.
>>523944328a fool who was quickly parted with his money
