PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>523951696ty baker
TYB, and good evening all.
TYB and good evening anons
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
I wonder if tonight is going to be DUI heavy, given the vicinity to the holidays? I was out a few minutes ago and around 8PM I passed at least two drivers that appeared drunk.
I recently watched the xfiles/cops crossover episode, absolute kino.
>>523952838Nogs might be out doing their Christmas shoplifting.
>>523953119>nearly 26 years oldFucking A.
>>523951696NYC is one of the cities that legalized pot. Imagine Chief T walking through clouds of smoke this weekend while he's in the city and not being able to do a single bust.
>>523953119that was a pretty great episode
>>523951696>no Bryce, Addy, or Jill FalconBah humbug.
god damn the USAfuck i hate this cuntry
>>523953119I never watched X Files even though I was a kid growing up when it aired. I saw the first movie on HBO as a kid and it seemed cool and I played the PS1 game as a kid and it was cool. I feel like I missed out on so much kino and it won’t be the same if I watched it now. Sad.
>>523953919everything made these days is complete shit. only old stuff is worth watching
This better be good.
morning gents
>not starting out with endless drivingHow unusual.
>MEN WIELDING GUNSUpdate the list
LA has permitless open and concealed carry, why are they lookin for people with guns
Should I watch this or Trump rally in Rocky Mountain North Carolina that just started?
>>523955324he's not carryinghe's wielding
>>523955344>A++++++ economy>affordability is a democrat hoax >we released the Epstein files, most transparent administration in history >i inherited a disaster from crooked joe Biden >america was dead and now it’s HOT
>>523955324Gun in hand waving it around is wielding, gun in holster or being carried barrel to the ground is open carry.
>in pursuit
>hey garmin
Dan hates glowniggers.
>>523951696Thank you esteemed bakerGood evening my fatigued noticersNye county was gooooood
>>5239554302 of those are true.
Just started watching, did I miss anything?
>>523955598No.
bing...bing...bing...bing...bing
>I'M 55 YEARS OLD, I'M JUST TRYIN TO GET BACK TO MY WIFE
>>523955809I thought he said 70 somethingif he's 55, that's a ROUGH 55
>>523955598Opened with another chase to nowhere
Themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAvQW_-s_f0&list=RDPAvQW_-s_f0&start_radio=1
>I'm 65 years oldthat Dan sigh. closest he'll ever get to acknowledging the truth.Recently saw a video of two BFs who were trespassed from a bar, then acted up and when taken into custody their excuse was "I got a whole baby at home"
How many niggers will they pull over who have weed and think it's legal now?
>suspected shoplifterlist keeper keepin busy
Lt. Timbs laying down the law. Don't try running in Clayton, nigga. Peace.
>I put a lot of summa bitches in jail
>failed to pass penis inspection
Imagine sniffing her bumhole.
Zog woman showing a lot of skin tonight
>>523956278kinda weird honestly
What's up with Dans skin tone? Looking a little pale compared to the other guys
>What did I do wrong?Nuffin
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
>gets him in another countyThem Duke boys lied to me
must not be much crime in knox county
>Remove items from The WalmartThe the feels so authoritarian and dirty
I’ve lived in Knoxville but was never pulled over.
>im “disabled” so that means I can do what I want
>>523956393He heard about the Epstein file dump
this guy has the most annoying voice of all time
>MUH LEGDude stealing his excuses from SpongeBob
>>523956904>I'M SOREEEEEEY
I hate poor people so fucking much bros Sagging headliner = execution
What have you stolen from Walmart? >t. American History X DVD gone.
We need to have live I.C.E.
Friend's name: Sam Walton
Oh I see, Dan. Furtive movements by unarmed nonviolent Whites are a huge concern that you never have when every single Black citizen does it.
Curtis is wearing an earpiece. Who is feeding him his lines?
>>523957080Tom Morris Jr.
>we seperated>we hangin outit's all so tiresome
>You out here in these streets man?>Just tell on yourself and become a confident informant, I just wanna tell on everyone but you got livepd here
>>523957143How much I miss Tom Morris Jr.
>12 Nights at Danny's
About as much taste as my penis.
Homeowners don't find that annoying?
I fucking hate penguins.
this must be a nice ass neighborhood
>christmas gets mentioned>dan forces and immediate break
How long until niggers break that?
>Last episode of the yearHow many weeks, lads?
>>523957363Won't there be an episode tomorrow?
>>523953919first 2 seasons were good...then as all tv series, a bunch of it is written to extend the show indefinitely to make more money, like everything in this faggot corrupt shithole
>commercials are now just b list celebrities literally yelling at you, ordering you to buy a product
>>523957416live tomorrow, then off for 2 weeks
>>523957551Oh man.what the fuck am I going to do? Do I have to actually go out and socialize
>>523957534b list?
I'm dreaming of a white America
>>523957431Sometimes TV shows come back from such a demise. Season 2 of Twin Peaks was completely fucked up by the network, then David Lynch straightened it out towards the end. Somehow, 25 years later, Showtime let him make season 3, and it's very apparent they were completely hands off. It's a masterpiece, and makes getting through season 2 worth it.
>>523957611You don't have to do anything anon. I'll likely stay home and read a book. What do you anons suggest I read?
>>523957650Season 2 wasn't bad. Some of those filler episodes were comfy, day in the life of James fucking a milf kind of stories.
>>523957631Okay, g list
Male pregnancy is such a sad thing.
>>523957736I'll just reread Ted Kaczynski's manifesto
>>523957767thank you!
>>523957736I've heard Hyperion is great. How about that?
Is that Allen from Houston Strong?
think imma get some taco bell tomorrow
fat grinch
>>523957840I have gotten into reading quite a bit of scifi. I've heard good thing about Hyperion, so maybe I'll give it a try.
Man if I was in a position to where I had to cosplay as the grinch to make side money I’d blow my fucking head off
They found a reddit mod
>>523957855
It’s the dog parkWith all the dogs thereAnd the people you seeThat you don’t really know’cause it’s the dog park
>>523957970>Nanananananana
Dumb bitch got stuck in the mud in the field behind my house while delivering my food.
>>523957855Get the $3 dollar cheesy double beef burritos. Make it grilled. The only thing they sell worth the price. Everything else you are getting raped price / quality / quantity wise.
>>523957970yo that dog park jam low key kinna slaps frfr
>>523957855Last time I want it was 14 plus dollars for a mix of 4 tacos (some supreme) and I felt stupid for not going to a real mexican joint
>>523958059that's a solid one, i sub rice for potatoes.
>>523958106Should've gone to Chipotle like I'm doing tomorrow
>>523958059>>523958106Some of the box meals on the app are pretty reasonable.
Is it me or it was the black Jetta next to it that had the loud exhaust?
Is that a white man operating that clapped out Nissan?
>>523958148I have to drive a couple miles across town because the one by my house gives me AIDS tier skinny burritos and the further one actually provides thick burritos consistently.
>>523958161Chipotle will skimp on portions like a jew.
>>523957960how much could it even pay?
>>523958199Yeah it was the VW and the clapped out Nissan was the cops default target.
>tfw no earthy, regular, overall wearing gf
>>523958352Just call the server out on it. I see it all the time, they act surprised by it too.
>>523957650eh....i didn't enjoy season 3... i noped out some episodes in when Lynch's mean mommy fetish was going off the rails...season 2 was wacky as hell with the Ernest T Bass antagonist, but it still had Audrey Horne and 90's aesthetic....season 3 had none of that, just a different kind of terrible acting...was nothing but a money grab
>>523958354Most street performers just have a bucket and collect cash. I'd wager anywhere from fifty to several hundred bucks a day.
>>523958081>>523958008Banger
Fuck that reminds me I have to register my car this month
>>523957970Did you write that between taking drive-thru orders? Do you ever test out your lyrics with the customers?
>>523958262>Is that a white man operating that clapped out Nissan?get your shit together, anon
wouldnt have been pulled over if he didnt have d-bag exhausts
Hello frensI hate niggers
>you just KANT
>>523958610OK, so he's dark white.
>>523958657Cheers
>>523958608I wish, it's a popular commercial.Could have quit my, good food quickly career.
>eating weed
>>523958805Well, anyway, I'll have an .... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>523958818He was really hungry
How's this episode been tonight friends? I just got in a few minutes ago.>I SMOKE WEED BROKek
That guy looks like funky cole Madina
>>523958790haven't seen anyone piss themselves ina few weeks, unlucky.
These new weird ass captchas are messing up the thread
Did he say amber lance?
>>523958999I’m not on food stamps so I’ve had a 4chan gold account for years. No idea what you’re talking about
>show me a half ounce of cocaine!
>>523958976Uh... you don't get to bring cameras to interesting departments
A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.
>>523959060Nike fuzzy slippers in public
>>523959045do you like a deserted thread?
>>523959116did this guy step out of 2073?
what the fuck
>>523958996:(
What is going on?
What happened?
>>523959045>Pay to skip captchas
>>523958999They are easy
>>523959160its dey cultcha ...
>>523959116>No job>Latest fashions
>>523959225idk
>>523959213>>523959225unrelated black people fight
>>523959237Yup, way better than the letter salads
Holy fucking NIGGER MOMENT
a fuckin drive-thru fight in front of the police, kek
>>523959155Found them, limited edition.Nike dunk strange love slippers big fluffy warm comfy limited edition
>>523959317You could say it was a Quick Stop
>>523953119I saw this on tv as a kid and didn't know what the X-files was, so the intro really freaked me out, since I expected a normal COPS epi
>>523959317A drive thru for molt liquor. Only in ghettoville
>>523959317Over a fender bender? Guns involved. . .
>>523958657based
people outside of america really can't comprehend the nigger menace
Do Africans hate American niggers?
>>523959395Niggers will kill you over McDonald's
>Covid, PaxlovidThey gave him the Joe Rogan filter
>>523959609prolly as much as you do
>pulls gun in drive thru Karen>we’re gonna cut you looseHow
>>523959360
doodoo alert
>dirty drawers stuffed in the seat pocketthe absolute fuckin state...
>If I took that off would you pucker?
Lol I saw this guy on IG
it's not cool to humiliate obviously mentally ill - rather than competent and criminal like most we see on OPL - perps on TV like this. Dan doesn't care. It's about $.
Gotta get to the embassy!
do you think he knows what an embassy is?
>>523959952based
>>523959782>How
>>523959890Is anyone here married? Was proposing really that nerve wracking?
>Redditor down
>GET ON THE GROUND>I don't know I think you're a murdererkek
>>523960089Eh not for me. We were together for over 5 years and we talked about getting married a lot and it was pretty much just picking the right time
>>523959952At least you can not talk like a redditor!
5 cop cars show up for a guy ambulance chasing?
>>523960089nopei had many opportunities when i was young and fate fucked it all awayall the femmes from then who have public profiles all look like shit now anyway, so at least i'm not with some saggy hags
Plebbitors are a scourge
Why the fuck are there aleve commercials? Nobody's wife is making them take that shit.
back to back ai commercials
>>523960551Does AI slop really help sell anything? I was always joking when I said Phil Swift isn't real.
>cybertruck in a random shitty neighborhood
>>523960480I'm sorry... they're gawne..
>>523960624No, it's just cheaper to make.
HE FUCKING MISSED
MISSEDEMMISSEDEMMISSEDEM
Spike strip timing does not look easy especially with traffic at night.
>>523960726you knew he was going to when he dropped them and got on his phone before the car came
How did he miss that?
>>523960726Of course he missed,he never properly set it up.
>Your incident has been update
Who need they incident updated?
melanin content of the driver?
>>523960726Don't worry, his incident has been updated.
THIS GUY FUCKING SUCKS
>>523960813He looks samoan or something
That’s not a Porsche it’s a Jaguar. Dumb cops.
>>523960863Btf, it does look like the cayenne
>jaguar>smokingno way
Is this an f type?
front right tire is gonna kill itself
>>523960935f-pace
Trump should ban your incident has been updated tonight.
>>523960950I think the rumble strip finished it off. Pretty sure I saw sparks.
Did he have to back off?
5.0 to the rescue
>>523960863>>523960894Every fucking car looks the same anymore.
>>523961021he let their fast car take lead and then missed the exit
>>523961021I think he is just a pussy faggot
Nigger driver right?
GODDAMNIT WE MISSED HIM FLIPPING I FUCKING HATE THIS SHOW
>>523951981>Sept 25, 2023Time fliesTake me back bros ;_;
>>523961021Cop missed the exit, other cops got itperp crashed and took out a power pole
>>523961054I quit even trying to remember which is which.
sounded like the radio said he got ejected
hes lost
>ejectedrip bozo
>>523961054Yup. Think about the big-finned beauties of America's golden age. And how women dressed pretty then, too. And our infrastructure was great looking. The way America looks now reflects how bad everything is.
We would've witnessed the flip of he took the correct exit. Dammit.
The niggers are really having a tough time tonight.
I wasn't watching, did they get that crash on camera?
Poor doggo wants to bite that nog so bad.
People will look at this damage and do one of two things: blame the cops or blame the driver.
>>523961251Of course not.
>piggy wiggly
ah fuck he lived
JFC how much drugs do they put into the dogs?
>>523961188If you want to stand out, just buy a two-seater. There's so few on the market that people will compliment a clean one, even if it's 10 years old. Miata, Nissan Z, Corvette...
>>523961318to live is to die with shitlocks in your tomb
>>523961375I have two Miatas and one Corvetteno one cares
I’m tired of seeing fucking niggers on my TV constantly
>>523961492I've got a 2017 Miata RF that I keep spotlessly clean, I get comments about it almost every time I drive it.
>>523961492>no one caresshoulda bought a proper 2 seater
>>523961605my neighbor got a shitty Cherokee "for practicality"the trunk is smaller than the one in my C5he got more compliments from the neighbors
this guy sounds retarded
What the fuck is this guy saying? I can't follow his argument.
>The black sheriff in the suv
>>523961757>C5better be a frc
>>523961750another neighbor has a "regular" Z3no one cares either
>>523961815Z06 so yes
>>523961868i would give you a thumbs up while driving or a head nod at the gas station.
>>523961095Hey draw anon!!
Think of the Christmas lights
>>523961375why would you even want to stand out?
>>523961896I would appreciate that but MOST people don't care99% don't
>>523961605Like what? Faggot?
>Brain-damaged crackhead faggot Many such cases
>>523961942Perhaps I put that wrong. I refuse to drive a "Crossover Utility Vehicle" because I think it's a stupid fucking trend. I'd rather have a 2-seater, or a proper station wagon.
This guy sounds like Wade from gta v
Is this guy gonna talk himself into getting arrested?
>his logic isn't very... logical
White people are out of control
>>523962075it's a bummer the Forrester went from a neat boxy wagon into a cookie cutter crossover
>>523961318kino screenshot thanks>>523961898what's up friend? <3>>523961998I grew up thinking that guys with cool cars get girls, but what you you actually get is attention from fellow car autists and little boys.
>>523962075you're part of a continuously decreasing minority
>>523961942having a front profile that stands out below your waste is intimidatingi always made sure i was peak frontin before walking into the gym
This country is full of complete dumb fucks with defective brains
tuned in late but i saw the rollover. anything else good tonight?
>some people are just mad at life
>>523962427We missed the rollover because the cop missed the exit.
Hey mishpacha! It's been ages since I've checked in for a schmooze! Hey, does anyone know what became of that shmendrik cop from Nye County over a year ago? The one who, for no good reason, barged up to a homeowner and swung him right through the window at the front of his own house, then had the chutzpah to blame the homeowner? I'm always curious about what happened to that tuchus.
>y'all just dukes of hazzard'd a canal
danny brown smells weed at the walmart
Walmart kino about to happen
GUN IN WALSHART OHNONONO
Time for a break
Nothing more american than a walmart full of nigs and fat white people
>>523962749And it was finally getting interesting
Grandma's going hands free!
>>523962335>what's up friend? <3Just enjoying the shenanigans fren
>>523962795
>danny brown walking around walmart by himself
Who would enter Walmart unarmed?
>walmart got swatted
Why the fuck would you swat call a walmart? What the fuck
>>523963025I do. I like to live dangerously
>>523963050they didn't even call it in, they did it in person with all those cameras and no one is going to follow up
Reads 20%>That means only 2% of light can pass
>this tint gets darker at nightnigga got reverse-transitions tint lmao
>>523959045Is 4chan gold included with your JDIF employment?
I am still angry about the response to COVID. Small business? Not essential; immediately closed. Walmart? Come on in!
>when you're outdoors>you either have foreskin>or no skinWhat did they mean by this?
>>523963478Amazon? Go ahead and set all time stock market highs.
>>523963478Closed: schools, churches, small businesses, any large or small gatheringOpen: bars, strip clubs, abortion clinicsNever forget
God I hate niggers
>>523963478heh, biggest transfer of wealth in historyand faggot Trump enriched himself all the way and still does sopiece of absolute dogshit
>>523963582I will never, ever forget all this. It feels like just yesterday. Most of all, I'll never forget the several dozen about-faces on the vaccine, its development, its efficacy, and its implementation. Fucking never.
>kings and queens
>>523963582>>523963687Bars and liquor stores were open because the hospitals didn’t need a bunch of drunks detoxing
>>523963735I had long suspected a huge portion of the US to be functional alcoholics. Covid confirmed it.
>>523963478we saw the absoluite worst that humanity has to offer, i haven't regained hope yet.
>>523963582My favorite part was when the health authorities that banned public gatherings decided BLM protests were "healthy" and should be permitted.
>>52396379210% of the population is alcoholics and that’s an undercount because it’s only those that admit it and seek help
>>523963803The other thing that has disturbed me to no end is how many people, even family, have told me something like "forget it, it's over, it doesn't matter anymore, etc." How could you ever forget?
Curtis missed a chance at a 33 number joke. I know he knows about that after that chem trail comment a few seasons ago.
>he could be a mason>well then he'd need the square>heh, what's the square?I can't wait for this commercial to last 3 minutes and 33 seconds.
>>523963872absolutely. let's just move on, let's just learn nothing at all. let's just get fucked even harder next time.
wtf with the masonic shit?
>license revoked for vehicular homicidegoddamn.
>Driver was revoked for vehicular homicide>Huge history of suspensions and DUIsWhy the fuck does this country not put criminals in jail anymore?I'm so fucking sick of it
fuck the corrupt USA
Curtis is a Freemason confirmed
>>523964070Execute in this case
>>523964070Too many blacks in jail.
new bread >>523964151 >>523964151
>>523964070There aren't enough jails. The detractors will say we can't afford to build them. I'd say we can't afford not to.
>>523964189Use the current prisoners to build a new prison for the new prisoners
>>523964233>Use the current prisoners to build a new prison for the new prisonersAnd then make them build additional rodeo stadiums
>>523964070Maybe it's just pol brain rot but I do think this is anarcho-tyranny in action, especially given how many law abiding citizens, or ones convinced of far lesser offenses, suffer far worse fates at the hands of the law.
