>arguing with gf>"whenever you go online you can find some new incongruence with the holocaust or something else to blame on jews in 2.9 seconds, but somehow you can't find a job?!">mfwI was very tempted to pull out my phone, pretend to type and after a few seconds say "IT'S THE FUCKING JEWS AGAIN!"
>>523966782she has a point. why can't you find a job if you're so good at finding excuses
if i could hire AI to get me a job i would legit forfeit the first month of wages to openAI or whoever. i just hate applying
>>523966782I don't believe you have a girlfriend. Chicks don't date unemployed guys unless they're coke dealers or are both in high school.
>>523967022Lmao have you tried not being ugly or having a BBC?
>>523966870I've been a bad goy, they know they must'nt hire me.By bad goy i mean i asked for a protective face mask and a pair of goggles while cleaning out containers filled to the brim with toxic sawdust with nothing but a shovel and a small bucket.
>>523967082you think girls in Italy want to date some unemployed frog poster?
>>523966782>I was very tempted to pull out my phone, pretend to type and after a few seconds say "IT'S THE FUCKING JEWS AGAIN!"lol. I don't believe you, but that's funny.
>>523966782Gotta start self-employing. Order a knitting machine and start making clothes or shoes or something.
>>523967022I'm a solid 8/10, 9/10 according go some and i treat her right whenever i can, i can compensate with the lack of a jobIt's just that i've been a neet for a year now and really need to get my shit straight
>>523967144>some unemployed frog poster?You say it like it's a bad thing
>>523967217>9/10>has a gfyeah, right. Your story just gets less believable by the post.
>>523967144She's quite literally my jackpot since she sincerely loves how autistic i am, not all foids are boringAlso she loves my daily jewish rants and she started doing them herself
>>523967266Reality is stranger than fiction sometimes leafboy.
nope this is you
>>523967217Construction tickets, forklift license, truck license, security ticket, traffic control license. Spend a little bit of her cash to do a few days training and get some tickets. These jobs always have vacancies because every guy is a faggot these days who wants a clerical job with no certificates of any kind. Say your gf has been sick last 15 months (COVID related) and now she is better you want to get back into it. Got more than few medical bills you need to settle. This approach should get you out of the house and making some money, even if it is just a temporary thing. It will get you through till you find something you like. Just keep showing up and be the guy that makes everyone feel that little bit better about being at work.
>>523967103Doubt requesting personal safety equipment is the reason you got sacked.
>>523967144If he’s hot they don’t care. Anon could be a chad. I know you can’t relate to being good looking but this is the life of being born with good genes and charisma.
>>523967555he's not a chad though. It's all a LARP.Chad doesn't spend his days thinking up shitposts to share with fellow frogposters on /pol/.
>>523967407>c*nada doesn't have holocaust denier foids that love autistic unemployed men they can support through hardships and be there for them when they need to>calls itself a country
I heard the Holocaust museum was hiring.
>>523967615I do just this and I am a FUCKING LEGEND! I am literally wearing 7 TOP CUNT baseball caps. I post like Indians shit on main roads.
why did you use a tracking pepe for your (((organic))) postanon?
>>523967508Honestly I don't even need to do all of that, a few months ago I signed up to join the air force and now I'm just waiting to be called to do the competition, then after I win I'll sign up for the competition for the non-commissioned officer position (almost won that first try this year along with the officer rank one).She just got tired of me waiting not doing anything, so I asked her mother which basically knows every single buisiness in the 30km area because she has great networking skills and I'm gonna get myself inserted into some random ass company.I have both a momentary plan and a long term plan, she just got worried because I was stagnating a bit lately>>523967512It was an hyperbole but not really, I quit because they wouldn't give me any safety gear
>>523967787Phoneposting. You get the first google image result and you'll like it.
>>523967920>You'll never make that rank while I'm around.If you couldn't handle a normal job, the air force is going reject you by default. Air force won't take your autistic rants for one moment and you will either go AWOL or get dishonorably discharged. Just be real with yourself.
>>5239676154chan is not your secret club anymore child, it’s pretty normal to post here. Naming the new is normie tier shit. I’m married with a kid and another due in a little over a month. My wife knew about my Jew hate in like the first 2 weeks of knowing me. She’s seen me browse this shithole from day 1. She thinks Pepe is cute and likes some of the memes. There’s a bunch of Pepe emojis in my company slack. It’s really not that crazy. You’re just an OG loser.
>>523967920I think she's just playing along with the antisemitic memes because she likes you.My GF used to be a meretz voting leftoid before meeting me.
>>523968200I aced all psychological and physical tests, only thing that got me was some dumb facebook math multiplication pyramid with missing blocks because I suck at quick maths for the NCO and an essay I was a bit too honest while writing about war and it's link with mankind on the Officer one.Still got to the top 5% of all participants and got booted at the very end.Also that job I quit because of health concerns (breathing in a full bucket of saw dust every day for a month straight is not good me thinks) and because the pay was shit, literally slave play (500 €/month)>TL;DRI sucked at quick maths and said "Yeah war is bad, but..."
>>523966782literally me frAlso if gookmoot had a soul he would have filtered fr and af by now
I don't care about women
>>523968459Forget air force of you suck at maths. Maths is pretty much a basic required skill because if your going to mess up a Pythagoras calculation you may as well join army logistics. Air force won't even take a chance you may embarass them on a joint exercise. You were shovelling sawdust because you have no qualifications, if you want to avoid those job you needs those tickets. I used to be like when I was in my early twenties and unfortunately you sound like you will be waiting a while. Do what needs to be done right now and stop wasting time, you don't know how much you have left. So use it and spend ot dearly.
>>523966782You are focused on grand scale problems above your station.Your girlfriend is focuses on the present, and more pressing needs.She isn't stupid; that's what women are supposed to do.But also, it sounds like she might be planning on leaving you unless you get your shit together.I mean, frankly, bitch might not even realize it, but all she wants is a stable environment to raise kids in.
>>523968712The position I'm applying right now is just standard troop, actual 7 year olds could pass them with flying colours.For a few years I'll be stable if everything goes well, if not I'll keep your advice in mind. Throw shit at an abbo for me tomorrow aussie friend.
>>523968912Why is the work ethic in Italy so bad?
>>523968912No you definitely need mathematics for that job. If you're going to be troop that means you're probably gonna be a spot-up for the Jets above and you'll be attached to army units. Or even more important you're going to be searching for crashed pilots and you need good mathematics to be able to pinpoint the position on a map and triangulate, like that There's no point if one of the army guys are better at math than you are, see the reasoning? At least do a mathematics course and improve your math skills to a better level, if you are serious about the job.
>>523968719That's exactly the plan, we talked this through and reassured her I'm getting my shit together right now.After I land a job the next step in a few months after she's done with her training course is for her to snatch a council house with her own "disability" check, we both stay there until I have enough money to rant an actual house.After that we have both of our parents help us put some money together to buy a house and we have 45 billion kids
>>523969025Because there's the medsea that isn't dogshit like the atlantic and pacific.You also don't need 3 jobs to get by
>>523969025Because everyone despises working and we would rather stay home than to get tired
>>523969062I'll make sure to be prepared in case there's maths this time too.Anyway, the troop role doesn't actually do shit, all you do is just standard on guard at like airports and do very basic chores on base, it's literally a glorified janitor that gets paid pretty well
>>523969283Also pay close attention to this post.>>523968719Enjoy the holidays and new year. But set a routine asap and a deadline for abandoning the military. Don't do this for you, do this for your gf. Show her that you can provide a stable house by showing stability by routine and make sure it is something that leads to a job or an improvement in employable skills. Honestly... You sound like you would be a good mall cop. Easy, good hours to pay and chicks thirst on even a good looking sekky dog in armour. If you're as good looking as you say you are, what you got to lose... Apart from.your gf.
>>523969175>>523969164When I visited Italy this summer I could definitely see why. It's such an ethereal place that work seems like a genuine inconvenience. Dolce far niente. But if Italy is to rise to prominence, and save itself, it needs people willing to work and provide.
>>523966782Tell her it's her job to find you a job because she's a woman and she should be doing the secreterial bullshit as well as cooking and cleaning. Tell her if she finds you a good job you'll go to it every day as long as she's faithful and keeps a nice house. This does 2 things for you.#1 she can't complain about how much you make because she litterally helped you get the job.#2 She can't complain about you not having a job because getting you a job is her job.Also if she refuses to help you get a job ask her why she feels entitled to spend your money when you get a job but she's not willing to help you look for one? It's good that you're poor, if she's loyal she'll help you to stop being poor. But when you're rich you just have to assume she's just with you for the cash. You're in an advantage place and it's pissing her off. Subconciously you know I'm right.
You should find a job and like, not behave as though you have a leg to stand on until then>arguing with my gfwhy? You are unemployed. Shut the fuck up or get a job so that you have money, thereby establishing some kind of practical relevance which backs up the things you say and think.
