Epstein files summed up in one pic.
nice pic
>>523967114he liked karaoke?
>>523967522That's a Hitachi vibrating massager wand.
>>523967826Massaging what? Feet?
>>523967826Why do you even need a wand. Just vibrate your finger.
Thank goodness for the extension cord things were getting ridiculous
>>523967826maybe he just has sore shoulders, he might slouch
Jeff Epstein
>>523967114imagine the smell...
>>523967114This is the best massage tool you can buy, the hitachi wand was a meme.
>>523968179that's a massaging wand? wtf, I've been using it to hang drywall
>>523967114democrats baited into begging for the release get implicated instead.
Chicks will blow their clits off with a plug in power tool and then write articles about how death grip is ruining men lol
>>523967114I always assumed they were wireless
>>523967522My mother has the same mic. She hits high notes in her nightly karaoke session. Im proud of her.
>>523968291/thread
>>523968291Death Grips only nurtures, never ruins
>>523967826that's literally a mic tho????
>>523967993Don't forget Hakeem Jeffries being buddy with Epstein
>>523967114The strap on was funnier. Imagine going to prison for getting fucked up the ass by a 15 year old girl with a rubber dick.
>>523967114my mom has the same microphone, she never even sings. One time I went to borrow it to test stuff out with Grok and voice chat, but it had my mom's saliva all over it and it was partially dry, partially gelatinized. I told her to buy one of those microphone covers for it. I didn't even use it because it was kind of disturbing to see all that saliva on it.
>censor all the names and faces>release pictures of dildos and random shit just laying aroundhere are your Epstein files bro
you should own one of these too if you have sex with women. they will be enamoured with you.
>>523969588I hate to break it to you bud, but it seems that your whore of a mother sticks that shit up her cooter and you just placed it close enough to your nose to ponder its aroma.
>>523970188Wow!
